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[[shit nobody cares about|12.5% of Lucarios hatching from eggs are female, while the rest are male. Hm.]] | The [[Krystal]] of the [[Pokémon]] fandom, '''Lucario''' is a breed of [[Pokémon]], and much like Krystal, Lucario is lusted after by every [[furfag]] in the [[File:Lucarioanimatedsprite.gif|right|]]world. The fact that the male ones have the voice of a black man doesn't help the weeaboos who want that giant black cock up their buttholes. Seriously, every furry in existence wants to fuck the male ones in their furry asses and vice versa, even the straight ones. [[Cynthia]] wields a Lucario as she does her [[incest|father's penis]]. [[Goatse|Ew.]] | ||
[[shit nobody cares about|12.5% of Lucarios hatching from eggs are female, while the rest are male. Hm...]] | |||
==The Pokémon and the Furries== | ==The Pokémon and the Furries== | ||
[[Image:Krystalinterviewslucario.png|thumb|[[at least 100|I wonder how many people have jacked off to this.]]]] | [[Image:Krystalinterviewslucario.png|thumb|[[at least 100|I wonder how many people have jacked off to this.]]]] | ||
Ever since the 4th generation Pokémon games have come out, [[furries]] have went [[insane|batshit]] for Lucario. Furries have shown their appreciation to Lucario by drawing pictures of Lucario getting fucked [[in the ass]] and masturbating. Every user at [[WikiFur]] worships the Pokémon and puts it on a higher pedestal than [[Black Jesus]]. There have been renditions of [[Lemon Party]] featuring two Lucarios and one Charizard | Ever since the 4th generation Pokémon games have come out, [[furries]] have went [[insane|batshit]] for Lucario. Furries have shown their appreciation to Lucario by drawing pictures of Lucario getting fucked [[in the ass]] and masturbating. Every user at [[WikiFur]] worships the Pokémon and puts it on a higher pedestal than [[Black Jesus]]. There have also been renditions of [[Lemon Party]] featuring two Lucarios and one Charizard. The fact that all Lucarios come with a standard issue second penis on the chest only adds to the sex appeal. [[Unwarranted self importance|Clearly, Lucario is the sexiest creature alive]]. | ||
[[Truth|Almost all Lucarios drawn are male, thus proving that all furries are faggots.]] Although some furries may disagree with that statement, they're just trying to cover up their | [[Truth|Almost all Lucarios drawn are male, thus proving that all furries are faggots.]] Although some furries may disagree with that statement, they're just trying to cover up their denialism in fear of [[Bix nood|bixnoods]] [[rape|gang-raping]] them. In fact, this writer believes there should be another rule: "If it exists, there is a Lucario porn of it." | ||
==Symptoms of Lucariofags== | ==Symptoms of Lucariofags== | ||
These symptoms include: | These symptoms include: | ||
* Being a [[furry]] | * Being a [[furry]]. | ||
* Drawing [[ | * Drawing [[Rule 34|provocative pictures]] of Lucario. | ||
* Making the [[WikiFur]] page oh-so perfect | * Making the [[WikiFur]] page oh-so perfect. [[Spanish]] furries LOL. | ||
* Going on Furtopia forums and confessing your [[yiff|love]] for Lucario | * Going on Furtopia forums and confessing your [[yiff|love]] for Lucario. | ||
* Depicting yourself with or as Lucario in [[beastiality|sexual acts]] | * Depicting yourself with or as Lucario in [[beastiality|sexual acts]]. | ||
Avoid these people at all costs, they might use their furry propaganda to make you a [[sick fuck]] as well. | Avoid these people at all costs, they might use their furry propaganda to make you a [[sick fuck]] as well. | ||
==Very EXPLICIT content on YouTube== | ==Very EXPLICIT content on YouTube== | ||
<center>[[File:Dead inside.gif]]</center> | |||
<center>'''Some [[furfags]] go WAYYY too far.'''</center> | <center>'''Some [[furfags]] go WAYYY too far.'''</center> | ||
<center>{{fv|lucariofurfags|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{fv|lucariofurfags|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube> | |<youtube>Gp-idDnAdQg</youtube> | ||
|<youtube> | |<youtube>5p6o6UBEnlQ</youtube><center><b><i>I want to be Lucario and keep getting farted by that hot girl Pokémon.<br>- Narvind Kanth</i></b></center> | ||
|<youtube> | |<youtube>FYEWRa68lBM</youtube><center><b>[[OH SHI-|OH SHI-!]]</b></center>}} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
==Lucario Vs. Mewtwo== | ==Lucario Vs. Mewtwo== | ||
[[Image:Mewcario.png|thumb|[[Texturefag|Texturefags]] take it too far]] | [[Image:Mewcario.png|thumb|[[Texturefag|Texturefags]] take it too far.]] | ||
[[Some argue|Many argue]] that Lucario [[Stole|copied]] his appearance and [[Super Smash Bros]] moves from [[Mewtwo]] and all of them feel the need to emphasize this in their [[dumbass|smartass]] comments. Of course, [[nobody cares]], because they're both bottom-tier characters and only [[tourneyfag]]s use them anyway. | [[Some argue|Many argue]] that Lucario [[Stole|copied]] his appearance and [[Super Smash Bros]] moves from [[Mewtwo]] and all of them feel the need to emphasize this in their [[dumbass|smartass]] comments. Of course, [[nobody cares]], because they're both bottom-tier characters and only [[tourneyfag]]s use them anyway. | ||
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For obvious reasons, every other [[Pokémon]] related image on [[FurAffinity|QueerAffinity]] is of Lucario. This has yet to be explained by anyone who isn't a [[sick fuck]]. Luckily though, not every picture is a horrible [[tentacle rape]], [[hermaphrodite]] rendition of him (or rarely, her). Although [[buttsex|ass fucking]] [[orgy|orgies]] (drawn in the style of [[Knuffy]]) are common. | For obvious reasons, every other [[Pokémon]] related image on [[FurAffinity|QueerAffinity]] is of Lucario. This has yet to be explained by anyone who isn't a [[sick fuck]]. Luckily though, not every picture is a horrible [[tentacle rape]], [[hermaphrodite]] rendition of him (or rarely, her). Although [[buttsex|ass fucking]] [[orgy|orgies]] (drawn in the style of [[Knuffy]]) are common. | ||
{{cg|Furry Fanboy Gallery| | {{cg|Furry Fanboy Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="1"> | ||
Image:LucarioBAWWW.jpg|Lucario's reaction to this gallery. | Image:LucarioBAWWW.jpg|Lucario's reaction to this gallery. | ||
Image:Lucario chris crocker by aj-thecanaanfox.jpg|[[Chris Crocker|LEAVE ME ALONE!!!]] | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File: | Image:Lucario chris crocker by aj-thecanaanfox.jpg|[[Chris Crocker|LEAVE ME ALONE!!!]] Hard to take him seriously when he has semen in his eyes. | ||
File:nintendosbest.jpg|Nintendo's behind it 100%. | |||
Image:Hyper fat lucario by fatferaligatr.jpg|Recently, Lucario has been suffering from depression, which led to [[om nom nom|overeating]]. | Image:Hyper fat lucario by fatferaligatr.jpg|Recently, Lucario has been suffering from depression, which led to [[om nom nom|overeating]]. | ||
Image:Crippled Furry.jpg|As he is set to appear in Pokémon Black & White | Image:Crippled Furry.jpg|As he is set to appear in Pokémon Black & White. | ||
File:455246 - Neko Karasu@kadai de metsubou Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark.jpg|[[Zoroark|A challenger appears!]] | File:455246 - Neko Karasu@kadai de metsubou Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark.jpg|[[Zoroark|A challenger appears!]] | ||
Image:Luchumps.jpg | Image:Luchumps.jpg|Scene from an upcoming Pokémon movie. | ||
Image: | Image:Uncomfortable lucario 2.jpg|The best way to catch a Lucario is to give one a [[pawfur|foot massage]]. | ||
File:455288 - Doron Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|[[fangirl|ZOROARKxLUCARIO 4EVA <3 <3 <3]] | File:455288 - Doron Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|[[fangirl|ZOROARKxLUCARIO 4EVA <3 <3 <3]] | ||
Image:Lucario asplode.jpg|Ahhhhh | |||
Image:Lucario | |||
Image:Auragasm1.jpg|Why | Image:Auragasm1.jpg|Why | ||
Image:Mewtwo-lucario1.jpg|the | |||
File:426026 - Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|fuck | |||
Image:Auragasm2.jpg|is | Image:Auragasm2.jpg|is | ||
Image:Auragasm3.jpg|there | Image:Auragasm3.jpg|there | ||
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Image:Auragasm5.jpg|much | Image:Auragasm5.jpg|much | ||
Image:Auragasm6.jpg|of | Image:Auragasm6.jpg|of | ||
Image: | Image:Lucariosucksdick.jpg|this | ||
Image:Charizard and lucario.jpg|shit? | |||
Image:Latenight.jpg|I CAME! | |||
Image:Cocksuckingrape.png|[[MOAR]] | |||
Image:Blindfoldrape.png|[[raep|RAEP]]! | |||
Image:Anthoslucario.jpg|[[Anthos the Crimson Impulse|A certain Trollbuster]] uses a Lucario with a [[period|red stripe]] [[bukkake|down its face]] as his [[fursona|Pokésona]]. | |||
Image:Auragasm7.jpg|OH SHI- | Image:Auragasm7.jpg|OH SHI- | ||
Image:Sir-Lucario.png|Lucario's [[fags|fans]] will go to [[Shit nobody cares about|great lengths to defend his honor]]. | |||
Image: | Image:Lucario wanks.jpg| Lucario hungers for your cock! | ||
Image: | Image:LucareonAfterSchoolED.jpg|[[Molest|Ready for moar, furries.]] | ||
Image:ReverseAuragasm.png| Lucario DOES love [[Soviet Russia|irony...]] | |||
File:451274 - Cula Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.png | |||
Image:Brawlcariogay.jpg|Lucario's secret taunt found recently in ''Brawl''. | Image:Brawlcariogay.jpg|Lucario's secret taunt found recently in ''Brawl''. | ||
Image:Warcario.jpg|[[Wario|An overall improvement on his appearance.]] | Image:Warcario.jpg|[[Wario|An overall improvement on his appearance.]] | ||
Image: | Image:Garrysmod lucario2.jpg|[[Moar]] gmod faggotry. | ||
Image:Lucario isthatacandycaneinyourpocket.png|Is that a | Image:Gangbang lucario.png|So much for being [[straight]] | ||
Image:Lucarioafterrape.png|WTF is going on here?! | |||
Image:Gary Lucario Pokemon.png|[[Gary Oak|Gary]] was [[gay|here]], Ash is a [[not gay|loser]]. | |||
Image:Lucario x Bowser.jpg|Lucario receives a warm reception from a newcomer. | |||
Image:2-Lucario-Blowjob.jpg|[[Yaoi]] is ok too. | |||
Image:Male_Lucario_Herm_Skunk_WTF.jpg|Your favourite [[Pokémon]] gets [[assrape|assraped]] by a [[hermaphrodite]] raccoon. We've all been there. | |||
Image:PsyRedTails_lucario.jpg|"It's the thought that counts." | |||
Image:Lucariohentai.jpg|THIS IS A '''MALE''' LUCARIO. | |||
Image:Luca mew2.jpg|[[raep]] | |||
Image:Lucarioafterfapping.jpg | |||
Image:Lucariositting.png | |||
Image:Lucario no hands.jpg | |||
Image:Lucario wall.jpg | |||
Image:Lucario Lugia macro.png | |||
Image:Latios lucario Pokemon.png | |||
Image:Muscle lucario.jpg | |||
Image:Mpreg Lucario.png | |||
Image:RAPE TIME LUCARIO.jpg | |||
Image:LucarioRiolu.jpg | |||
Image:Lucario isthatacandycaneinyourpocket.png|Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | |||
Image:Garrysmod lucario1.jpg|[[gmod|Gmod]] faggotry. | Image:Garrysmod lucario1.jpg|[[gmod|Gmod]] faggotry. | ||
Image: | Image:Yoshilucariosecks.png|ULTRAAA COMBOOOO!!!! | ||
Image:Lucario....well...uh.. .jpg|Surprisingly, [[Knuffy]] DIDN'T do this... | |||
Image:1202987083.dragonphlu lucario and masturgator-comic.jpg|[[Lie|LOL]]. | |||
Image:Bigdick.jpg | |||
Image:Lucario gmod shotgun.jpg|[[shotgun mouthwash|How]] to deal with Lucario [[prostitute|prostitutes]]. | Image:Lucario gmod shotgun.jpg|[[shotgun mouthwash|How]] to deal with Lucario [[prostitute|prostitutes]]. | ||
Image:198717 - lucario Pokemon.png|Told ya that | Image:198717 - lucario Pokemon.png|Told ya that female Lucarios exist. | ||
Image:Lucario facial.png | Image:Lucario facial.png | ||
Image: | Image:Lucariohug.jpg | ||
Image: | Image:Flamey.jpg|<s>C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER</s> Fail! | ||
Image:Lucario mantrain.png|Loltrain is lol. | |||
Image:Lucario Diaper.png | |||
Image:Lucario mantrain.png| | |||
Image: | |||
Image:Lucario Foot tease by Ticklishways.jpg|An example of the fandom for [[Pawfur|Lucario's paws]]. | Image:Lucario Foot tease by Ticklishways.jpg|An example of the fandom for [[Pawfur|Lucario's paws]]. | ||
Image:Lucario | Image:Lucario sitfuck yaoi.jpg | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
== See | == See Also == | ||
*[[AGNPH]] | *[[AGNPH]] | ||
*[[Avatar (movie)|Avatar]] - For other blue creatures fapped over by furfags. | |||
*[[Braixen]] | |||
*[[Cynthia]] | *[[Cynthia]] | ||
*[[Gardevoir]] | *[[Gardevoir]] | ||
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*[[Pokémon]] | *[[Pokémon]] | ||
*[[Renamon]] | *[[Renamon]] | ||
*[[Sonic]] | |||
*[[Super Smash Bros]] | |||
*[[Zoroark]] | *[[Zoroark]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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<br/> | <br/> | ||
{{pokedex}} | {{pokedex}} | ||
{{furfaggotry}} | |||
[[Category:Anime]][[Category: Fandom Stuff | [[Category:Anime]][[Category: Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Gaming]][[Category:Sex]] |
Latest revision as of 03:35, 15 March 2019
The Krystal of the Pokémon fandom, Lucario is a breed of Pokémon, and much like Krystal, Lucario is lusted after by every furfag in the
world. The fact that the male ones have the voice of a black man doesn't help the weeaboos who want that giant black cock up their buttholes. Seriously, every furry in existence wants to fuck the male ones in their furry asses and vice versa, even the straight ones. Cynthia wields a Lucario as she does her father's penis. Ew.
12.5% of Lucarios hatching from eggs are female, while the rest are male. Hm...
The Pokémon and the Furries
Ever since the 4th generation Pokémon games have come out, furries have went batshit for Lucario. Furries have shown their appreciation to Lucario by drawing pictures of Lucario getting fucked in the ass and masturbating. Every user at WikiFur worships the Pokémon and puts it on a higher pedestal than Black Jesus. There have also been renditions of Lemon Party featuring two Lucarios and one Charizard. The fact that all Lucarios come with a standard issue second penis on the chest only adds to the sex appeal. Clearly, Lucario is the sexiest creature alive.
Almost all Lucarios drawn are male, thus proving that all furries are faggots. Although some furries may disagree with that statement, they're just trying to cover up their denialism in fear of bixnoods gang-raping them. In fact, this writer believes there should be another rule: "If it exists, there is a Lucario porn of it."
Symptoms of Lucariofags
These symptoms include:
- Being a furry.
- Drawing provocative pictures of Lucario.
- Making the WikiFur page oh-so perfect. Spanish furries LOL.
- Going on Furtopia forums and confessing your love for Lucario.
- Depicting yourself with or as Lucario in sexual acts.
Avoid these people at all costs, they might use their furry propaganda to make you a sick fuck as well.
Very EXPLICIT content on YouTube
Previous Video | Next Video
Lucario Vs. Mewtwo
Many argue that Lucario copied his appearance and Super Smash Bros moves from Mewtwo and all of them feel the need to emphasize this in their smartass comments. Of course, nobody cares, because they're both bottom-tier characters and only tourneyfags use them anyway.
—Freak_255, Gamespot Forums |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Fanart
For obvious reasons, every other Pokémon related image on QueerAffinity is of Lucario. This has yet to be explained by anyone who isn't a sick fuck. Luckily though, not every picture is a horrible tentacle rape, hermaphrodite rendition of him (or rarely, her). Although ass fucking orgies (drawn in the style of Knuffy) are common.
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Lucario's reaction to this gallery.
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LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Hard to take him seriously when he has semen in his eyes.
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Nintendo's behind it 100%.
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Recently, Lucario has been suffering from depression, which led to overeating.
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As he is set to appear in Pokémon Black & White.
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Scene from an upcoming Pokémon movie.
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The best way to catch a Lucario is to give one a foot massage.
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Ahhhhh
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Why
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the
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fuck
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is
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there
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so
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much
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of
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this
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shit?
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I CAME!
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RAEP!
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OH SHI-
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Lucario's fans will go to great lengths to defend his honor.
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Lucario hungers for your cock!
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Lucario DOES love irony...
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Lucario's secret taunt found recently in Brawl.
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Moar gmod faggotry.
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So much for being straight
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WTF is going on here?!
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Lucario receives a warm reception from a newcomer.
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Yaoi is ok too.
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"It's the thought that counts."
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THIS IS A MALE LUCARIO.
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Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Gmod faggotry.
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ULTRAAA COMBOOOO!!!!
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Surprisingly, Knuffy DIDN'T do this...
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LOL.
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How to deal with Lucario prostitutes.
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Told ya that female Lucarios exist.
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERFail! -
Loltrain is lol.
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An example of the fandom for Lucario's paws.
See Also
- AGNPH
- Avatar - For other blue creatures fapped over by furfags.
- Braixen
- Cynthia
- Gardevoir
- Lopunny
- Krystal
- Pokémon
- Renamon
- Sonic
- Super Smash Bros
- Zoroark
External Links
Lucario is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
Abra | Aggron | Alakazam | Bidoof | Blastoise | |||
Braixen | Charizard | Cloyster | Ditto | Empoleon | |||
Espeon | Garchomp | Gardevoir | Hypno | Jynx | |||
Jigglypuff | Kadabra | Kirby | Koffing | Lanturn | |||
Lickitung | Lopunny | Lucario | Lugia | Metapod | |||
Mewtwo | Misty | Mudkip | Omanyte | Pikaman | |||
Pokémon Go | Poliwhirl | Porygon | Primeape | Probopass | |||
Reshiram | Riolu | Seaking | Shaymin | Shiny Pidgey | |||
Slowpoke | Smugleaf | Snorlax | Snover | Squirtle | |||
Suicune | Vileplume | Xatu | Zoroark |
Lucario is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |