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{{spoiler|Avery Chicoine wants this ED page down DESPERATELY, this will never happen.}} | |||
[[File:Avery Chicoine 1.jpg|thumb|right|Avery Chicoine practicing his [[pedo]] [[rape|smile]].]] | [[File:Avery Chicoine 1.jpg|thumb|right|Avery Chicoine practicing his [[pedo]] [[rape|smile]].]] | ||
[[File:Avery Chicoine 2.jpg|thumb|right|Hi there, little [[shota|boy]]....]] | [[File:Avery Chicoine 2.jpg|thumb|right|Hi there, little [[shota|boy]]....]] | ||
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[[File:Averyold2.jpg|thumb|right|Another old picture Avery likes to use to lure in the kiddies. Forgetting he was [[never]] a looker and [[always]] [[insane]].]] | [[File:Averyold2.jpg|thumb|right|Another old picture Avery likes to use to lure in the kiddies. Forgetting he was [[never]] a looker and [[always]] [[insane]].]] | ||
[[File:Averyshitbacon.png|thumb|right|Like we said, [[always]] [[insane]]. Like [http://anonym.to/https://www.dropbox.com/s/h18txxj2kb1mjig/ohhh%20nooo%20i%20got%20poo%20on%20dick%20bacon%20-%20Video%20Dailymotion.mp4?dl=0 this video where he takes a shit on bacon and films it].]] | [[File:Averyshitbacon.png|thumb|right|Like we said, [[always]] [[insane]]. Like [http://anonym.to/https://www.dropbox.com/s/h18txxj2kb1mjig/ohhh%20nooo%20i%20got%20poo%20on%20dick%20bacon%20-%20Video%20Dailymotion.mp4?dl=0 this video where he takes a shit on bacon and films it].]] | ||
{{warning| | {{warning|Avery Chicoine has issued a [http://anonym.to/http://gorillavid.in/f6y19o3n8zla FORMAL APOLOGY TO THE GUYVER (click here to view, click continue, etc)]}} | ||
{{quote|[[Kiwi_Farms|Kiwifarm]] ain't nothing.|Avery about [[Kiwi_Farms|kiwifarms]].}} | {{quote|[[Kiwi_Farms|Kiwifarm]] ain't nothing.|Avery about [[Kiwi_Farms|kiwifarms]], then again, with [[Ichverbot|Null]] being a regular on his CP chans, he has nothing to worry about.}} | ||
<center><youtube> | <center><youtube>KxKuz5QS9O4</youtube> | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http://gorillavid.in/bhm29lffeef8 click here to view]</center> | *[http://anonym.to/http://gorillavid.in/bhm29lffeef8 click here to view]</center> | ||
{{quote|you never ACTUALLY DID ANYTHING DID YOU EVER FUCK A KID? you should its awesome|Avery}} | {{quote|you never ACTUALLY DID ANYTHING DID YOU EVER FUCK A KID? you should its awesome|Avery}} | ||
What do you get when you take 12 generations of massive [[mormon]] [[incest|inbreeding]], severe [[schizophrenia]], daily [[crazy|psychosis]], insane [[paranoia]], [[pedo|pedophilia]], a self professed [[child|child rapist]], [[Over_9000|a whole lot of]] [[religion|religious insanity]], a [[jesus|messiah complex]], several [[chan|chans]] and mix all of that in to one single [[Canada|Canadian]]? Give up? You get [[Powerword|Avery Chicoine]] aka btard1234, smackthat9876, deepglue555, deepglue000, [[Truth|schitzophrenicretard69]], of course! | What do you get when you take 12 generations of massive [[mormon]] [[incest|inbreeding]], severe [[schizophrenia]], daily [[crazy|psychosis]], insane [[paranoia]], [[pedo|pedophilia]], a self professed [[child|child rapist]], [[Over_9000|a whole lot of]] [[religion|religious insanity]], a [[jesus|messiah complex]], several [[chan|chans]] and mix all of that in to one single [[Canada|Canadian]]? Give up? You get [[Powerword|Avery Chicoine]] aka btard1234, smackthat9876, deepglue555, deepglue000, [[Truth|schitzophrenicretard69]], of course! | ||
Born of humble beginnings in to a [[mormon]] community to a [[brother|father]] and [[sister|mother]] with [[over 9000]] brothers and sisters Avery grew up completely insane and a [[child]] [[rape|rapist]] to his own admission, since even the other [[mormon]]s wouldn't touch Avery with a [[penis|ten foot pole]]. Often [[crazy|admitted]] in to the [[insane]] [[insane|asylum]] and / or [[prison]] the times Avery actually spents on the [[basement_dweller|outside]] are rare. And if he is, he spents it in his [[poor|cockroach ridden]] apartment either shot up with Haldol or off his meds and opening [[No|new]] and [[No|exciting]] [[child porn]] [[chan]]s. [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|He owns]] (Visit at your own [[Party_van|risk]]) [http://anonym.to/http://180chan.info | Born of humble beginnings in to a [[mormon]] community to a [[brother|father]] and [[sister|mother]] with [[over 9000]] brothers and sisters Avery grew up completely insane and a [[child]] [[rape|rapist]] to his own admission, since even the other [[mormon]]s wouldn't touch Avery with a [[penis|ten foot pole]]. Often [[crazy|admitted]] in to the [[insane]] [[insane|asylum]] and / or [[prison]] the times Avery actually spents on the [[basement_dweller|outside]] are rare. And if he is, he spents it in his [[poor|cockroach ridden]] apartment either shot up with Haldol or off his meds and opening [[No|new]] and [[No|exciting]] [[child porn]] [[chan]]s. [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|He owns]] (Visit at your own [[Party_van|risk]]) [http://anonym.to/http://180chan.info/ 180chan.info], [http://anonym.to/155chan.top 155chan.top], [http://anonym.to/http://144chan.ws/ 144chan.ws], [http://anonym.to/http://180lols.xyz 180lols.xyz], [http://anonym.to/http://fapcity.org fapcity.org] and [http://anonym.to/http://200chan.info 200chan.info], chans you of course [[Lie|do not know]] on the count of there being [[child porn]]ography there. Unsurprisingly, [[Ichverbot|Null]] of [[KiwiFarms]] is a [[Truth|regular]] there. | ||
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|i gotta be honest with you, | |i gotta be honest with you, | ||
i love [[Shota|naked little boys]] | i love [[Shota|naked little boys]] | ||
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|but [[Always|when I break the law]] I am the [[faggot|antimessiah]] | |but [[Always|when I break the law]] I am the [[faggot|antimessiah]] | ||
the [[jesus|messiah]] of the [[jew]]s is the little horn of the [[Cameltoe|big toe]] in [[Bullshit|revelations and Daniel 11]] | the [[jesus|messiah]] of the [[jew]]s is the little horn of the [[Cameltoe|big toe]] in [[Bullshit|revelations and Daniel 11]] | ||
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== Links (Visit at your own [[Party_van|risk]]) == | == Links (Visit at your own [[Party_van|risk]]) == | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http://180chan.info | *[http://anonym.to/http://pastebin.com/iGLhP4Hj His dox] - Feel free to sent him more pet rocks. | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http:// | *[http://anonym.to/http://180chan.info 180chan.info] - Kiddie porn chan Avery owns. | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http:// | *[http://anonym.to/http://180chan.co 180chan.co] - New url for 180chan. | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http:// | *[http://anonym.to/http://155chan.top 155chan.top] - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns. | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http:// | *[http://anonym.to/https://155chan.gr 155chan.gr] - New url for 155chan. | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http:// | *[http://anonym.to/https://144chan.ws 144chan.ws] - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns. | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http:// | *[http://anonym.to/http://144chan.pk 144chan.pk] - New url for 144chan. | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http://fapcity.org/cg/ fapcity.org] - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns. | |||
*[http://anonym.to/http://200chan.info/cg/ 200chan.info] - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns. | |||
*[http://anonym.to/http://180lols.xyz/cg/ 180lols.xyz] - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns. | |||
*[http://anonym.to/https://www.dropbox.com/s/h18txxj2kb1mjig/ohhh%20nooo%20i%20got%20poo%20on%20dick%20bacon%20-%20Video%20Dailymotion.mp4?dl=0 Video of Avery taking a shit on some bacon] in his hand and filming it. | *[http://anonym.to/https://www.dropbox.com/s/h18txxj2kb1mjig/ohhh%20nooo%20i%20got%20poo%20on%20dick%20bacon%20-%20Video%20Dailymotion.mp4?dl=0 Video of Avery taking a shit on some bacon] in his hand and filming it. | ||
*[http://anonym.to/http://blitzpartner.iwarp.com/index.html Shitty chess program he made.] | *[http://anonym.to/http://blitzpartner.iwarp.com/index.html Shitty chess program he made.] | ||
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{{timeline|Featured article December 8 & 9, [[2015]]|[[North Atlantic Treaty Organization]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Whitney Wisconsin]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article December 8 & 9, [[2015]]|[[North Atlantic Treaty Organization]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Whitney Wisconsin]]}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] |
Latest revision as of 19:00, 27 June 2022
Warning! Avery Chicoine has issued a FORMAL APOLOGY TO THE GUYVER (click here to view, click continue, etc) |
—Avery about kiwifarms, then again, with Null being a regular on his CP chans, he has nothing to worry about. |
—Avery |
What do you get when you take 12 generations of massive mormon inbreeding, severe schizophrenia, daily psychosis, insane paranoia, pedophilia, a self professed child rapist, a whole lot of religious insanity, a messiah complex, several chans and mix all of that in to one single Canadian? Give up? You get Avery Chicoine aka btard1234, smackthat9876, deepglue555, deepglue000, schitzophrenicretard69, of course!
Born of humble beginnings in to a mormon community to a father and mother with over 9000 brothers and sisters Avery grew up completely insane and a child rapist to his own admission, since even the other mormons wouldn't touch Avery with a ten foot pole. Often admitted in to the insane asylum and / or prison the times Avery actually spents on the outside are rare. And if he is, he spents it in his cockroach ridden apartment either shot up with Haldol or off his meds and opening new and exciting child porn chans. He owns (Visit at your own risk) 180chan.info, 155chan.top, 144chan.ws, 180lols.xyz, fapcity.org and 200chan.info, chans you of course do not know on the count of there being child pornography there. Unsurprisingly, Null of KiwiFarms is a regular there.
—Avery, on being a pederast |
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A history of getting trolled
—(sic) Avery about trolls sending him a pet rock. |
If you weren't already a tad startled by Avery's illustrious past it might shock and amaze you that Avery also attempted to troll people himself. Amongst those he trolled were Alex Jones and Ghost as "thetechguy". Needless to say poor Avery failed at this pretty darn hard too since it generally doesn't help to dox yourself continuously while at the same time proclaiming your love for fucking children to the other trolls. You can hear a gem of ownage in this radio segment by ghost, listen 2 hours and 8 minutes in. Needless to say, Avery was not at all happy, then again, showing the other trolls how you groomed an underage girl on cam in to working herself with a banana and then sending them the video might not be the best of ideas. No, we will not post that video here, you sick fuck.
But let's just finish this topic, cooking with Avery:
His messiah complex
—Avery, on being batshit insane. |
Whenever Avery isn't busy peddling child porn, panhandling online or raping your children he likes to read scripture and by going in to full psychosis, believing he is Jesus, Moses or heck, even the anti-christ Satan himself. From the book of moron Avery himself:
Avery reads mormon scripture pretty much 24/7. He sleeps only 3 hours a night at most, while even filming himself while sleeping and then checking the recordings the following morning:
—Avery, about what its like to be completely insane. |
His extreme paranoia and anonymous
Being the insane sick fuck Avery Chicoine is and having a relatively long and impressive presence on the web it shouldn't surprise anybody that hard working trolls have hounded this nutty Canadian till kingdom come. Even trolls classic favorites such as Ghost and Alex Jones have had their piece of him. Since Avery is always nice enough to fully dox himself and tell them about his ailments such as schizophrenia, rotting arms and pedophelia it doesn't take much imagination to predict all the wonderful devastation that has happened to Avery.
Avery, however, likes to take the high road and fill all this in with his full blown psychosis and messiah complex with such great tales as anonymous coming to his house and shooting heroin directly in to his brain, sending him pet rocks, ambulance workers shooting up his arms with gangrene and Alex Jones putting maggots in to his brain. You just can't make this shit up.
—Avery, on being absolutely and utterly batshit insane. |
His having been in prison
Unless you've been huffing jenkem throughout the reading of this entire article (which would actually be a good thing) it should not at all surprise you to know that Avery has spent several times in the big house.
—Avery, on having been in prison |
Drugs he takes
Here is a nice video of Avery showing all the medication he has to take:
Contact
e-mail:
Skype:
- holy.cola
- karma1669
- chan1eighty
Links (Visit at your own risk)
- His dox - Feel free to sent him more pet rocks.
- 180chan.info - Kiddie porn chan Avery owns.
- 180chan.co - New url for 180chan.
- 155chan.top - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns.
- 155chan.gr - New url for 155chan.
- 144chan.ws - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns.
- 144chan.pk - New url for 144chan.
- fapcity.org - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns.
- 200chan.info - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns.
- 180lols.xyz - Another kiddie porn chan Avery owns.
- Video of Avery taking a shit on some bacon in his hand and filming it.
- Shitty chess program he made.
- His Google+ account
- His failbook.
- His youtube
- His pheed
- His other Google+
- His reddit
- His Twitter
- His friendlife
- His CP Livestream
- His nexopia account
- His blogspot
- His wjunction account
- His Blogger account
- His tumblr account
- His posting CP
- His other youtube
- His dreamincode account
- His IT toolbox account
- His other Google+
- His other insane blog.
- His other youtube.
- His other blog, particularly lulzy since he talks about Warren Jeffs and that he's totally okay with what Warren did.
- Kiwifarms thread in which he sperges out.]
- Years worth of Skype logs - (Select continue first, not download, then download from one of the hosts.)
Avery Chicoine is part of a series on Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article December 8 & 9, 2015 | ||
Preceded by North Atlantic Treaty Organization |
Avery Chicoine | Succeeded by Whitney Wisconsin |