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'''2022''' is the unnecessary third sequel of [[2020]]. Barely anything happened. If you need a recap on 2021, [[2021|click here]].
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==Dramatic Events of 2022==


===January {{PAGENAME}}===
'''2022''' was basically the final year of the [[coronavirus]] "[[Scam|pandemic]]". For the first few months of the year, it was basically another 2020 sequel; before the normies finally realized the "pandemic" was a scam pulled off by both [[Jews]] and the [[chinks]] so they stopped caring about COVID.
 
Need a recap of the previous year? [[2021|Click here]]!
 
==January==
*[[Bob Saget]] finally does something [[dead|funny]].
*[[Bob Saget]] finally does something [[dead|funny]].
*[[dropdatwat]] donates to Encyclopedia Dramatica to try to [[Taking down ED|get his article deleted]].
*<s>[[dropdatwat]] donates to Encyclopedia Dramatica to try to [[Taking down ED|get his article deleted]].</s> '''Scrap that, the article creator has flushed the article as of March 27, [[2023]].'''
*[[EDP445]] got [[V&]], changed his name, got fired from many jobs and got banned from social media.
*[[EDP445]] got [[V&]], changed his name, got fired from many jobs, and got banned from social media.
*Konami makes [[Castlevania]] NFTs.
*Konami makes [[Castlevania]] [[NFTs]].
*In a shocking turn of events, [[Microsoft]] buys [[Shit|Activision Blizzard]].
*In a shocking turn of events, [[Microsoft]] buys [[Shit|Activision Blizzard]].
*Someone hacked the Italian Senate to show porn of [[Final Fantasy VII|Tifa Lockhart]] during a meeting.
*Someone hacked the [[Italy|Italian]] Senate to show porn of [[Final Fantasy VII|Tifa Lockhart]] during a meeting.
*Nintendo goes on a copyright spree again, claiming over 1,300 videos on GilvaSunner’s channel.
*[[Nintendo]] goes on a [[copyright]] spree again, claiming over 1,300 videos on GilvaSunner’s channel.
==See Also==
*[[YouTuber]] *WaRnEr*/Gary21115/Gary Palidin passed away, got shot by his father alongside his mother, and committed [[an hero]]. As of now Gary could have been a {{age|2005|04|12}}-year-old.
 
==February==
*Continuing on from January, [[Nintendo]] copyright claims [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|2,200 videos]] on GilvaSunner’s channel, leading him to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|end his channel on the 4th.]]
*[[Rednecks|Truckers]] keep protesting against the [[Vaccination|jew juice]] all across [[Canada]].
:Article: [[The Honkening]]
*[[Sony]] buys [[Halo|Bungie]]. Sonic the Hedgehog is slated to appear in the next Halo
*[[Facebook|Meta]] loses 20% of their [[Jew gold]] and [[Over 9000|a lot]] of its users.
*[[Nintendo]] shows a new direction, only noteworthy for the cancerous [[forced meme|Karby]] meme and shitty ports of [[Mario Kart|Mario Kart Tour]] tracks being released throughout the span of two years.
*Best Buy locks [[Nvidia]] GPUs behind a $200 paywall due to scalpers.
*Throughout from December 2021 to February 2022, [[Keegan Salisbury]] got butthurt over his own page again, He then attempts to add false information on his enemies and [[delete fucking everything]].
*[[Forever Alone|Another lonely]] Valentine's Day yet again for [[you]].
*February 15 - Annual Valentine's Candy Clearance Sales Day.
:EAT UP, FATTIES.
*[[Futurama]] [[pointless|revival]] on [[Hulu]] is announced without [[unfunny|Bender's]] [[jew|voice actor]] as he was begging for more jew-gold that he didn't deserve. This caused outrage on [[Twatter]] from other voice actors such as [[Tara Strong]], and the [[losers|fans]] started spamming [[DOING IT WRONG|#BenderGate]] to Trending.
*[[Bonzi Buddy]] NFTs were being shat out by the creators of this fucking obsolete software only [[Vinesauce]] fans give a shit about.
*[[Canada|Trudeau]] signs emergency powers into effect to remove those pesky honking truckers
*Nintendo announces that the [[Nintendo 3DS|3DS]] and [[Wii U]] eShop will be closing in March 2023.
*February 24 - [[Russia]] invades [[Ukraine]], [[Chris-chan]]'s 40th birthday is the same day.
:[[Chris Chan|The Dimensional Merger]] is upon us
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Wyzzrd]] creates a new thread about the removal of features on [[EDF6]]. It got to the point where [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]], [[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]] and [[User:.wil|.wil]] had a big slap fight. A lot of lulz were had in that thread.
 
==March==
*{{age|1997|11|19}}-year-old [[YouTube Poop|YTPer]] [[Camhead|CamHead gets exposed for grooming young children to act like dogs.]]
*'''[[Sand Nigger|Julaybib al-Kabuli]]''', an [[ISIS|Pisslamic extremist]], shot and killed one police officer and wounding another, before blowing himself up in a [[Shit|Shi'ite]] mosque, [[Win|killing 62 people]] and [[Epic Fail|injuring 196 others]] in [[Piss|Pesh]][[War|awar]], Pakistan.
*[[Amy Schumer]] was being unfunny as usual at the Osca... HOLY SHIT [[Will Smith slaps Chris Rock|WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK!!!!!]]
 
==April==
*Nintendo ([[Europe]])’s Twitter account shows off bowling footage of [[Shit no one cares about|Nintendo Switch Sports]]. Soon after, several users replied to the tweet, being a gif of a bowling ball ejaculating on the pins, making it yet another good example of a [[forced meme]].
*Gilbert Gottfried dies.
*[[Frank James|A schizo nigger shoots up a subway in Brooklyn, killing no one.]]
*[[dropdatwat]] migrates to [[Kiwi Farms]].
*[[Darren Pipster]] got suspended on YouTube, but sadly he got it back.
*Twitter accepts [[Elon Musk]] for the acquirement of the website.
 
==May==
*Whiteoid [[Payton Gendron]] shoots up a supermarket in Buffalo and dom ofes a couple niggers
*Some 18-year-old [[tranny]] [[spic]] in [[Texas]] named [[Salvador Ramos]] tries to make a [[high score]] at an elementary school in [[Texas|Uvalde]]. Sadly he was [[v&|shot dead by law enforcement]], so he couldn't commit [[an hero]].
*[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City|Ray Liotta dies]] in some [[spic|Hispanic]] country called the [[Dominican Republic]].
*[[NateGaming2005]] finally gets exposed for his lies and shit.
*[[2022 Monkeypox outbreak]]
 
==June==
[[File:LORI LIGHTFOOT SUMMER OF JOY dhWMHKBJTYfmxXe4.mp4|thumb|300px|Let the Summer of Joy begin!]]
*[[Johnny Depp]] [[Epic Win|wins the defamation lawsuit against his former ex-wife]] Amber Heard, making Turd and MeToo lose their shit in Fairfax County Circuit Court.
*Many mass shootings go on in the [[United States]], mostly in [[Tennessee]], [[Virginia]], [[Pennsylvania]], [[Arizona]], and [[South Carolina]] all in one day. Talk about a [[win]] moment.
*A random nigga shoots up a hospital in Tulsa, [[Oklahoma]] after [[Opioids|being refused painkillers for back surgery pain]]
*The official Sonic the Hedgehog channel shows off a “Sonic Central”, showcasing Sonic things that are more or less the same shit.
*The {{age|1992|09|30}}-year-old Flash star Ezra Miller was exposed for grooming an [[pedo|underage]] [[Injun|Standing Sioux Tribe Member]] Tokata Iron Eyes (now 18) by her parents. Ezra left social media after the fuck load of allegations came to light such as housing children on a farm with guns and marijuana.
*Two police officers in El Monte, [[California]] get shot to death.
*Brett Mounce from Manwith10toes passed away, fly high Brett.
* [[Rogue, Internet Man]] [[Delete Fucking Everything|deletes fucking everything]] after being DOX'd
* The [[Soviet Canuckistan|Canadian government]] tries to [[take down ED]] by sending mass reports. Unsurprisingly, they [[fail]]ed.
* <s>[[Nobody Cares|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] gets permabanned off of ED. Good riddance.</s> Just kidding he was allowed to be back on EDF to fuck up yet again (See the August section).
* The [[Supreme Court]] overturns [[Abortions|Roe vs Wade]]
* Mediatonic delists [[Fall Guys]] on [[Steam]] to a microtransaction-supported free-to-play game on Epic Games Store, in a similar fashion to [[Epic Games]] with ''Rocket League''.
* [[Shin Megami Tensei|The Persona series]] comes to the [[Nintendo Switch]] and [[Xbox]]. God help us all.
* [[Sega]] then decides to delist four classic [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] games on all digital storefronts, in a similar fashion to Take-Two and Rockstar with ''[[Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition]]''. ''Sonic Origins'' was then released, leading to a shitty launch riddled with bugs and glitches that were not present in the original games. Yet it was somehow better than both games.
* [[ED]] went down for the zillionth time. Blame the [[Britain|Britfags]] this time.
* In the Philippines, [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|BBM]] was inaugurated in the office on June 30.
* A [[Minecraft]] nobody named Technoblade dies from [[cancer]] at 23-years-old. It's causing the [[Shit no one cares about|#fuckcancer]] trend to happen. A video regarding this can be found [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMluEVUqS0 here].
 
==July==
*Another 4th of July for the [[Americunts]], featuring gluttony, firecrackers, and deadly fireworks. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
*[[Chicago]] mayor Larry Lightfoot's prediction of a "Summer of Joy" began its fulfillment when [https://web.archive.org/web/20220716035512/https://abc7chicago.com/chicago-shooting-weekend-shootings-violence-crime/12019829/ 8 people] were shot to death in Chicago on Independence Day weekend. Vigorous tranny dilation noises were heard from his office when he learned that seven more were slaughtered by an ugly emo tranny called [[Robert Crimo]].
*The creator of [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Kazuki Takahashi passes away at the age of 60.
*[[Japan|Japanese]] former Prime Minister [[Shinzo Abe]] [[win|gets shot during a campaign]].
*[[Arizona]] bans getting their police in the paparazzi.
*[[The Donald]]'s [[Czech]] ex-wife Ivana dies, RIP Bozo.
*Multiple [[Fire|Wildfires]] have been reported in the [[United States]] (especially [[Alaska]] and [[Hawaii]]), [[Canada]], [[France]], [[Spain]], [[Morocco]], and an island in [[Greece]].
*More wildfires reported in [[Greece]], [[Italy]], and [[Australia]]
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] got hacked by an [[NFT]] scammer and permabanned on [[YouTube]]. Sadly, he returned.
*[[Minecraft|Minecrap]] gets a [[SpongeBob]] DLC pack to please the aspies.
*[[MediaFan2008]], a {{age|2007|2|19}}-year-old [[Britfag]], gets outed as a [[pedophile]], he's surprisingly under the Age of Consent in the UK ([[asking for it|which is 16]]).
*[[Chris Chan]] finally awaits trial, just one year after the mother rape incident of [[2021]].
*Miniclip goes down so bad that they move to mobile platforms
*Kominfo blocks gaming services and websites such as [[Steam]], [[PayPal]], [[Epic Games|Epic Games Store]], [[EA|Origin]], and more, making [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] gamers lose their shit.
 
==August==
*[[Chris Chan]] goes before a [[v&|Grand]] [[Julay|Jury]] on August 8th for [[Incest|doing the dirty with his elderly mother]].
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril]] tries to get some annoying kid off the forum, and accidentally ends up looking like a pedophile
*Rumors go around on [[Twitter]] that [[Putin]] is a [[pedophile]].
*Discovery announces that [[shit no one cares about|HBO Max and Discovery Plus will merge into one app in 2023]]. In addition, [[win|they literally remove almost all of their shows on the platform]].
*[[Marcus Potter]], a [[Britfag]], exposes his asshole [[goatse]] style and his dick to try to get Administrator status on [[ED]], it failed miserably.
*[[Soviet Union|Mikhail Gorbachev]], former USSR president dies at age 91.
 
==September==
* [[China]] commits "crimes against humanity" to the [[Muslim|Uyghurs]], the internet then starts a shitshow about it.
* [[Cloudflare]] and other DDOS-Protection services block [[Kiwi Farms]] thanks to a harassment campaign from [[Keffals]] and his army of [[Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome|internet trannies]].
* Former president [[Barack Obama]] wins a fucking Emmy.
* [[Britain|Queen Elizabeth II]] finally fucking dies after 96 years.
* 21st anniversary of the [[9/11]] attacks.
*Leader of haX0rz group [[nobodies|"Lapsus"]] hacks [[Uber]] and [[Grand Theft Auto|Rockstar Games]], and leaks early footage of [[shit that will never happen|Grand Theft Auto 6]]. The hacker is now under the watch of the FBI for leaking the information.
:The hacker [[Teabag|Teapot]] was later [[v&|arrested]] in the [[UK]].
*Hurricane Fiona fucks shit up in the [[Dominican Republic]] and [[Puerto Rico]], probably gonna make it up to [[Canada]].
*Hurricane Ian also fucks shit up in [[Florida]].
*Another game of [[high score]] is played in a [[Russia|Russian]] school by no other than [[Artyom Kazantsev]].
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril]] shows of his limp penis.
*[[Colombia|Colombian]] singer [[Whore|Shakira]] stands trial in [[Spain]] all over [[lmao|tax evasion]].
*Coolio dies at age 59.
 
==October==
*[[Skeleton|Spooky Month]] Begins
*[[4chan]] turns 19 and [[Cartoon Network]] turns 30 on the same day.
*[[McDonalds]] in [[Australia]] ran out of burgers. So you fat fucks throwing shrimp on the barbie need to eat healthy or die.
*[[Best Korea|North Korea]] launches a missile towards [[Japan]] for the first time in [[2017|five years]].
*[[Good Korea|Korean]] artist Kim Jung-gi dies at the age of 47 in [[France]].
*[[Diogo Mendes]] returns to [[DeviantART]] after his old account [[catfish|Liam]] got [[pwn3d|hacked]].
*{{age|1996|09|10}}-year-old [[Philippines|Pinoy]]-[[Canada|Canadian]] [[manchild]] [[HeyItsBowman]] outs himself for grooming a minor (who is now 19) in 2018. Causing a shitshow.
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril]] cum-tributes forum mod [[User:Baka|Baka]].
*[[Christmas]] commercials begin to play 2 months early because of [[retard|marketing efforts]]
*[[Elon Musk]] completes his acquisition of [[Twitter]], creating many memes and lulz, and much flouncing and butthurt
*[[Kanye West]] talks about the Jews again, causing {{hashtag|TheNoticing}} to trend on Twitter
*[[BTS]] joins the [[Good Korea|South Korean]] Military
*[[Orlando Harris]] scores two points in a chimpout before gettin' reduced to 0HP by th' LawWizards.
*'''IT'S [[Halloween|HALLOWEEN]] FUCKERS'''
 
==November==
*[[Shit no one cares about|No Nut November]] begins
*The 28-year-old rapper Takeoff (Powerword: Kirshnik Khari Ball) gets shot up in a bowling alley in [[Texas]].
*[[Aaron Carter]] dies shortly after tweeting to Kanye West
*[[Earth|The World]] reaches 8 billion [[faggots]].
*[[Twitter]] temporarily closes their offices, causing yet another shitshow on said website.
*Sam Bankman-Fried, CEO of [[Crypto|FTX]], escapes to [[Argentina]] with 1 billion dollars of client money which was stolen.
*[[Anderson Lee Aldrich‎‎]], a [[fat]] {{age|2000|5|26}}-year-old [[gay]] [[pedophile]] from [[Texas]] who had an ED article for [[2015|7 years]], [[Omar Mateen|shoots up a gay bar]] in [[Colorado]].
*Yet another fucking [[World Cup]] happens, but this time in [[Qatar]].
 
==December==
*No Nut November finally ends, Destroy Dick December begins.
*[[Kanye West]] appears on [[Alex Jones|Alex Jones's]] show and calls out Jewish influence. In response, the Jews use their influence to bankrupt him and threaten his children.
*A kid goes up on stage at [[shit|The Game Awards]] and gives the award to [[Bill Clinton]], he later got [[arrested]].
*[[ED]] [[Underage B&|turns 18]]
*Stephen '[[Twitch|tWitch]]' Boss commits [[an hero]] at age 40.
*Infamous {{age|1990|12|15}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] [[pedo]] from [[California]] named [[EDP445]] gets diagnosed with [[Dying Alone|Stage 5 Kidney Failure]].
*Sam Bankman-Fried gets arrested in the Bahamas.
*Elon Musk finally resigns as Twitter CEO.
*The World Cup ends, [[Argentina]] wins.
*The [[United States]] goes through a big snowstorm just before [[Christmas]].
*Duncan Burden breaks with [[Roszina Head]] after having enough of her bullshit spergery, many lulz were sparked after this moment.
*Millitary police temporarily ban driving in Buffalo, [[New York]] because of the fuckton of snow it suffered.
*[[Andrew Tate]] gets arrested in [[Romania]] for sexual exploitation, as Romanian Rozzers used their Zoom and Enhance technique.
*[[Brazil|Pele]] dies at age 82.
*A 28-year-old [[Pennsylvania]]n man named [[High Score/Loserinfo#Bryan Kohberger|Bryan Kohberger]] is caught after the November killing of 4 people at a college in [[Russia|Moscow]], [[Idaho]]
*[[Mister Metokur]] streams one last time
*[[Pope Benedict XVI]] dies.
*This year finally ends, now we move on to [[2023]].
 
==See also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2021]]'''
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2021]]'''
*[[:Category:Years|The "Years" category here on ED]]
*[[:Category:Years|The "Years" category here on ED]]


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2022 was basically the final year of the coronavirus "pandemic". For the first few months of the year, it was basically another 2020 sequel; before the normies finally realized the "pandemic" was a scam pulled off by both Jews and the chinks so they stopped caring about COVID.

Need a recap of the previous year? Click here!

January

February

Article: The Honkening
  • Sony buys Bungie. Sonic the Hedgehog is slated to appear in the next Halo
  • Meta loses 20% of their Jew gold and a lot of its users.
  • Nintendo shows a new direction, only noteworthy for the cancerous Karby meme and shitty ports of Mario Kart Tour tracks being released throughout the span of two years.
  • Best Buy locks Nvidia GPUs behind a $200 paywall due to scalpers.
  • Throughout from December 2021 to February 2022, Keegan Salisbury got butthurt over his own page again, He then attempts to add false information on his enemies and delete fucking everything.
  • Another lonely Valentine's Day yet again for you.
  • February 15 - Annual Valentine's Candy Clearance Sales Day.
EAT UP, FATTIES.
The Dimensional Merger is upon us
  • Wyzzrd creates a new thread about the removal of features on EDF6. It got to the point where UMK, GloriousReader and .wil had a big slap fight. A lot of lulz were had in that thread.

March

April

May

June

Let the Summer of Joy begin!

July

August

September

The hacker Teapot was later arrested in the UK.

October

November

December

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