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[https://nypost.com/2023/09/26/russell-brand-begs-fans-for-financial-support-says-hes-the-victim-of-a-conspiracy-to-silence-him-amid-police-probe/ After getting dropped by Jewtube for his penchant for '''"ALLEGEDLY"''' raping and sexualing assaulting women], much in the same way [[OJ]] '''"ALLEGEDLY"''' murdered his wife and a [[Jewish]] Busboy | [https://nypost.com/2023/09/26/russell-brand-begs-fans-for-financial-support-says-hes-the-victim-of-a-conspiracy-to-silence-him-amid-police-probe/ After getting dropped by Jewtube for his penchant for '''"ALLEGEDLY"''' raping and sexualing assaulting women], much in the same way [[OJ]] '''"ALLEGEDLY"''' murdered his wife and a [[Jewish]] Busboy. Russ is crying that a [[Shit|D-List]] comedian like him is worthy of a conspiracy by a high up cabal to silence him because he only speaks the truth despite [[CIA]] Agents publishing books about black op missions that are still under the classified status. | ||
Since Russ is trying to attract the short bus half of the [[Internets]] that believe they have a rich uncle in [[Africa]] and are willing to believe a [[Bullshit]] story if you can include them in it somehow, this isn't just about him - it's about the [[evil]] overloards keeping the real truth from you. He has moved to [[Rumble]] and is charging followers $60 a year to follow his wannabe [[Charlie Sheen]] style rants that lack the [[Hookers and Blow]], Awesomeness and [[LULZ]]. | Since Russ is trying to attract the short bus half of the [[Internets]] that believe they have a [[Money|rich]] uncle in [[Africa]] that's a Prince of one of their [[Shit]]hole countries and are willing to believe a [[Bullshit]] story if you can include them in it somehow, this isn't just about him - it's about the [[evil]] overloards keeping the real truth from you. He has moved to [[Rumble]] and is charging followers $60 a year to follow his wannabe [[Charlie Sheen]] style rants that lack the [[Hookers and Blow]], Awesomeness and [[LULZ]]. | ||
While claiming that he is committed to free speech, Russell Brand is still hush hush about the [[16-year-old girl]] that is pointing the finger at him for misconduct. | While claiming that he is committed to free speech, Russell Brand is still hush hush about the [[16-year-old girl]] that is pointing the finger at him for misconduct despite his fans desperately wanting the Deets. | ||
== Blow Job Tears == | |||
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{{Quote|them blow jobs where mascara runs a little bit|Russell Brand}} | |||
'''Alice''', name changed to protect the [[Lolita]], compared Russell to [https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/most-shocking-moments-russell-brand-documentary-dispatches-2296927/ that of a groomer]. | |||
She claims that the first few months of their dating was all flowers, roses and candy with Russell treating her like a [[Your Dad|Daddy]] you fuck when [[Your Mom]] isn't home and is too dumb to question the smell of Febreze trying to cover up sex funk when she gets home. | |||
It was after a couple of months that she says that things took a darker turn. | |||
{{Quote|I was sat up in bed against the headboard and he forced his penis down my throat and I couldn’t breathe, He was just choking me and I couldn’t breathe. And I was pushing him away and pushing him away, and he wasn’t backing off at all. And so I had to punch him really hard in the stomach to get him off. And then he fell backwards and I was crying and he said, ‘I only want to see your mascara run anyway|Alice The Loli}} | |||
Like all little [[Bitch]]es begging for attention and a lawsuit, she said this is where she became afraid of Russell Brand because [[Sex]] was no more about her orgasm and more about Russell getting his [[cum|nut]] at any cost even if it meant hurting her. | |||
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*[[ | * [[Amy Whinehouse|Amy Winewhore]] | ||
*[[ | * [[E-Whore]] | ||
*[[ | * [[Jack Sparrow]] | ||
* [[Katy Perry]] | |||
* [[Potty Pete]] | |||
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