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[[File:hunflag.png|thumb|300px|left|The flag of Hungary]]
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HungAry is a small and unimportant country situated in Eastern [[Europe]], although some Hungarian faggots keep saying that it is located in Central Europe, but that's deifinitely false since there is only Northern Europe, Western Europe, Southern Europe and Eastern Europe, and there is no part called "Central Europe". Probably the reason for this is the fact that Eastern Europe really sucks ([[Ukraine]], Moldavia, Belorus, [[Romania]] .. now [[You]] should get it), and they don't want their country to belong to that area. However their arguments are pointless since Hungary [[Gay|sucks]] too. It doesn't even have a sea for example. The country's capital city is Budapest which has a population of around 2 million and is often merged with Bucharest, the capital of Romania, since both of these cities are shitty, and no one cares about one or two different letters. Hungary is also member of the Jewnopian Union and the NATO.
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It is inhabitated by Hungarians, but also invaded by gypsies although usually there is not too much difference between Hungarians and gypsies. Hungarians speak by making disgusting sounds, burping and saying 27 letters in two seconds, which makes Hungarian the most disgusting language of all time, seriously. Hungarians have been chillin' in the Carpathian Basin for more than 1100 years without doing anything important, but what could you do if your country is small as fuck, poor as fuck, invaded by [[gypsies]] and [[jews]] therefore the number of neonazis is growing incredibly fast plus you have [[politics|politicans]] who just lie to win the elections and than steal the country's money.
 
 
Hungary is one of the thirty most popular tourist destinations of the world, attracting 8.6 million tourists a year, which proves that people are willing to travel just to watch shitty things. The country is home to the largest thermal water cave system and the second largest thermal lake in the world (Lake Hévíz), the largest lake in Central Europe (Lake Balaton), and the largest natural grasslands in Europe (Hortobágy). Unluckily the thermal waters are frequently visited by old people who shit and piss in the water, Lake Balaton is full of gypsies and there is nothing but cows in Hortobágy.
 
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== Long troll History ==
[[File:Gypsyflaghungary.gif|thumb|300px|right|Yes, this is their fucking flag. A 4-year-old's drawing of your mother's asshole against the horizon, using the most ugly fucking colors together possible.]]


==== Before 895 ====
HunGAYry, [[Fat|Hungry]] or in [[Moonspeak|Hungarian]], [[LOL WUT|Magyarország]], is an inbred Mongoloid enclave in Central Europe. The country's capital city is Budapest, a crime-ridden shithole full of [[AIDS|AIDS]] and hookers. It is notable for [[Fact|not being notable]].
 
[[File:hungary1.png|thumb|300px|right|Evidence that the Hungarians are [[asians|mongols]]]]
 
Scientist argued a lot about when and from where Hungarians came, some suggested that they came from [[Japan]] (WUT), [[India]] (WUT), and [[bullshit|some even suggested that they came from another planet]] (DAFUQ). However, the truth based on evidence is that the ancestors of the founders of Hungary are all mongoloids, seriously just look at the picture on the right. During the fourth millennium BC, the Uralic-speaking peoples who were living in the central and southern regions of the Urals ([[Russia|Soviet Russia]]) split up. The ancestors of Hungarians were among these primitive people. Some dispersed towards the west and northwest and made contact with Iranian speakers who were spreading northwards. (what a holy origin) In the 4th and 5th centuries AD, the Hungarians moved to the west of the Ural Mountains to the area between the southern Ural Mountains and the Volga River known as Bashkiria and Perm Krai (totally noname), since they were searching more food for their horses. This was very important, because without horses there would have been no horse porn, on which the ancient Hungarian culture was based.
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In the early 8th century, some of the Hungaro-mongolodis moved to the Don River to an area between the Volga, Don and the Seversky Donets rivers. Meanwhile, the descendants of those Hungarians who stayed in Bashkiria remained there as late as 1241, until they were all killed by Tatars.
<s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|The land is mainly populated by Hungarians, but there is a minority of Gypsies]]</s>. '''''Everyone''''' in Hungary is a fucking Gypsy. The offical language consists of spewing out 44 letters in two seconds and burping, making Hungarian more disgusting than [[Hebrew|Jewspeak]]. <s>Hungary also used to have Jews, but luckily [[Germany|some lulzy folks]] decided to put a [[Holocaust|stop]] to that.</s> They came back with [[Jew_Gold|Moneyz]].
 
Around 830, a civil war broke out in the Khazar khaganate. You didn't know that? Oh, don't worry these were just another bunch of shitty ancient unimportant people. As a result, three Kabar tribes of the Khazars joined the Hungarians and they moved with the Hungarians to the territory between the Carpathians and the Dnieper River ([[Ukraine]]). So another shitty nation was added to the mixture. From 862 onwards, the Hungarians, started insulting the Eastern Frankish Empire [[Germany]] and Great Moravia (unimportant old country), but also against [[Bulgaria]], since they got bored of horse porn and needed something to do, so they did the thing the are the best at: ruining everything and mixing up shit.


==== From 895 to 1000 ====
Hungary is a popular tourist destination, despite having absolutely nothing of interest. Tourists in Hungary are less welcome than a [[Niggers|nigger]] at a Klan rally.


895 is a very important year in Hungarian history since that is the year when these faggots invaded the current location of Hungary killing everyone who was there and refused to leave or didn't manage to escape.
The national pastime in Hungary is getting drunk off [[Piss|Pálinka]] and committing [[Incest|incest]].
And Hungary was born in this civilized and intellectual way. However they were just chilling there and kept insulting everyone and everything around them, with their bows and horses.


[[File:hungary2.jpg|thumb|300px|left|Only real idiots try to fuck with whole [[Europe]]]]
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But after a while [[Europeans]] got tired of Hungarians and beat the shit outta them multiple times. After this Hungarians had to choose. They could either return to [[Russia|Soviet Russia]] or stay and get more civilized. Unluckily, they chose to stay. St. Stephen, the first Hungarian king was bright enough to realise that since at that time [[Europe]] believed in [[Jesus|Hesus]], he should make his nation to believe in Hesus too, so that other European nations won't destroy them.  
Scientists, scratching their heads at the root of this abomination of a nation, have debated from when and where Hungarians came. This is a pointless exercise as not even the Hungarians themselves give two shits. However, genetic and linguistic studies have shown that the Hungarians are, to the surprise of fucking no-one, related to the [[Finland|FUCKING FINNS]]. This is an insult to the Finnish nation, as they are far less inbred and only enjoy bestiality during midsummer.
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So he (since he himself was also very civilized) ordered that people should build churches and go to churches and believe in Hesus. Very civilized punishments were given to those who refused to follow his orders, for example if someone forgot to go to the church his nose was cut off, or if someone stole anything that worth more than a cock his hand was cut down, his eyes were cut out and his ears were also cut down.
Hungary's origin story is like a chaotic road trip where nobody bothered to ask for directions,a bunch of nomadic, [[china|slant eyed]] Magyars, rolling in from central Asia around 895 AD, looking for a new place to crash. They take one look at the Carpathian Basin and decide, “Yep, this will do,” without bothering to ask the locals—because who has time for small talk when you're busy pillaging? The Magyars set up camp and proceed to spend the next few centuries destroying anything that moves, as they got used to Europe, before you know it, they’re mixing it up with the locals—falling for those blue-eyed, fair-skinned types.
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However the fact that Hungary was founded in 1000 provided such coolness to Hungarians in 2000, when they didn't only celebrate the new millenium, but also the 1000th birthday of their country.
[[File:931e437211b6ec30c5b97bdbf52d72c2.jpg|thumb|average Hungarian]]


==== From 1000 to 1242 ====
Fast forward a few generation of miscegenation and cucking white men with their 5cm yellow dicks they start to look like your typical Europeans, blending in so well you'd never guess their ancestors rode in from Central Asia, earning themselves a reputation as the medieval version of a neighborhood menace. Eventually, they get tired of being the bad boys of Europe and decide to settle down. So, they embrace Christianity, slap on some crowns, and call themselves a kingdom. Because the people of Hungary are a primitive, inbred and dirty lot, they were picked on by larger, and [[Some argue|arguably]] dirtier, [[Turkey|primitives]]. This marked one of the first instances in history of apes trolling other apes. While this clusterfuck was happening, the Archduke of Austria [[rape|married]] the shit out of the Hungarian princess, effectively committing Grand Theft Nation, leaving the peoples of Hungary now the laughing stock of the globe because their princess was a dirty fucking whore. This event in history is known as the '''Double Penetration of Austria and Turkey'''. You can google that for proof.


[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the first time]]


From that time on nothing, absolutely nothing important or interesting happened with Hungary and the Hungarians until 1241, when history decided to [[troll]] the Hungarians for the first time. A horde of Tatar faggots arrived from the east, who were even more primitive and anti-cultural than Hungarians themselves, killed one million Hungarians (half of the population at that time) for fun, and than they just left as if
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nothing had happened.
Then, in 1911, WW1 broke out. Unfortunately for all soldiers involved, the general tactic was to [[Zerg Rush|Zerg rush]] the enemy at full speed, and of course resulting in [[pwned|much pwnage]]. Austria and its buttbuddies [[Hetalia|Prussia and Turkey]], ALMOST won, because they had superior tactics, firepower and infrastructure. However years of continued buttraep by [[Britain|Britain]] and the Allies eventually caused them to lose.
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[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the lulz]]


==== From 1242 to 1526 ====
[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|left|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the lulz]]


Another boring period. Just some Hungarian lords fighting with other Hungarian lords, Hungarian kings chopping down the heads of ex-Hungarian kings, Hungarians kings chilling with other European kings, Hungarian princes chilling with other [[European]] princesses, etc. Typical medieval history of a European state.
After the war the Allies decided that Austro-Hungary and Prussia were too dangerous, and cut the Empire up. Most people know about the Treaty of Versailles, which completely fucked up Germany for a while, but the Treaty of Trianon was even more lulzy. Although not permabanned from the world (A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE), Hungary lost 50% of its previous land and nobody gave two shits.
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[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the second time]]
 
Until at 1526 history decided to troll Hungary for the second time. Around 80,000-120,000 turkish guys headed for Hungary, and you won't believe but not just for having a picnic. The Hungarian king who was not very powerful at that time, gathered 25,000 soldiers and also ordered a Hungarian lord to help him with his 20,000 soldiers. I don't know if you've noticed that a guy in Hungary had only 5,000 soldiers less than the king had at that time. This is pretty much like a boss. However this didn't turn out to be a very good decision since the guy simply ordered his soldiers to stop around 50-100km before the battleground and had never arrived. He was just there passing time with his soldiers while hundreds of thousand unshaved angry [[Muslims]] slaughtered the whole Hungarian army, the king, and the main commander, priests, and lords.
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==== From 1526 to 1699 ====
 
[[File:hungary3.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A typical [[dick]] erected by the Turks]]
 
So Hungarians lived under [[Turkish]] occupation for quite a long time. Here is a quote just to realise how it was like:
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{{quote|There are no crueller and more audacious villains under the heavens than the Turks who spare no age or sex and mercilessly cut down young and old alike and pluck unripe fruit from the wombs of mothers|Bishop Fabri of Vienna (1536–41), Vienna}}
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Turkish of course as every muslim also brought their religion with them. They kept on erecting huge dicks facing towards the sky on which they climbed up and prayed to [[Allah]]. They also built a lot of Spas which they often visited with their fat stomachs and of course, at that time they also shat and pissed in the water.
 
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[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the third time]]
 
But then history decided to troll the Hungarians for the third time. After a Turkish attack on Vienna the [[jew]] Western Europeans realized that they have to do something about the Turk faggots since it's no longer only the Hungarians' business. So they'd sent more than 200,000 soldiers and made the Turks back the fuck up and run back to the desert. However Hungarians didn't have too much time to cheer, since as fast as history untrolled Hungary it trolled it again. Austria, for the costs and casualties, occupated Hungary as a payment.
 
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==== From 1699 to 1848 ====
 
[[File:hungary4.jpg|thumb|200px|right|No this is not horseporn. This is just a painting of a fight during the big Hungarian revolution of 1848]]
 
From that moment, small uprisings and shits were regular since Hungarians fucking hated Austrians. However no serious shit happened until the breakout of the big Hungarian revolution of 1848. The result? At the beginning everything was cool and Hungarians were about to fuck Austria up for good, but then [[Russia|Russians]] interrupted. Russia and [[Austria]] together managed to beat the shit out of Hungarians. When the Hungarian troops finally gave it up, to prevent another uprising Austrians ordered all Hungarian soldiers to drop all their weapons and gathered all Hungarian weapons, so literally there was not a single guy with a sword in the country. Russians insisted that Austrians wouldn't execute anyone, and the Austrians gave their word. Of course, since the Austrians are [[jews]] who always lie, they executed all the main commanders of the Hungarian army and hundreds of other officers later. But the real trolling was just yet to come.
 
==== Between 1848 and 1919 ====
 
[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|left|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the fourth time]]
 
Nothing really interesting happened from that moment, until the First World War. Some [[Serbian]] gypsy faggots killed the prince of Austro-Hungary, which resulted in the breakout of the 1st World War, in which of course Austro-Hungary fought on the losers' side, along with the [[Germans]] and [[Turkish]]. This resulted in horrific consequences. In 1919 (realised it's 19+19? LULZ) history decided to troll Hungary one more time with power like nevar before.
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After the war the [[america|Jewnited States of Americunts]] and other so called superpowers thought that Austro-Hungary is too dangerous, therefore it needs to be cut into pieces of small shitty countries. (typical western way of getting rid of their competitors). So they've created the treaty of Trianon, in which Hungary lost more than 70% of its territory and 50% of its population, the land that they had been fighting and dying for the past 1000 years.
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==== From 1919 to nowadays ====
Nothing interesting happened after that, besides an epic fail revolution in 1956 when [[Soviet Russia]] buttfucked Hungary and [[accidentally]] the country.
 
Nothing interesting, really, fail revolution in 1956 when [[Soviet Russia]] buttfucked Hungary and they [[accidentally]] the country.
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== Geography and Infrastructure ==
== Geography and Infrastructure ==


==== Geographical Attractions ====
===THE CUNTRY===
[[File:hundick.jpg|thumb|200px|right|[http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 Their enormous cawks]]]
[[File:redneck3.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Nope, your family decides which one you get to marry.]]
Hungary is a boring place with boring scenery. Enjoy flat land? Go to the Alföld, a big fucking grassland. Enjoy lakes? There's only one of any importance, Lake Balaton. Apart from that, there really is nothing to see in Hungary. 


Hungary has seven neighbours. The ones that hate Hungary and Hungarians hate them as well are written in blue: [[Slovakia]],[[Ukraine]],[[Romania]],[[Serbia]],[[Slovenia]],[[Croatia]],[[Austria]]
Hungayrians take great pride in the Alföld, viewing it as the homeland of many [[shit|great]] poets and artists. However for the average farmer living in this boring grassland, the only fun comes in the form of [[Bestiality|Bestilolity]], as there are more sheep and cattle in Hungary than there are humans.


Hungary doesn't have any high mountains, it's so fucking plain as a 10-year-old girl's butt. It has numerous spas and thermal waters and two small lakes. The bigger one is called Lake Balaton, of which they are very proud without reason. It's full of gypsies, and it's just a big wet tourist trap. The other one is so unimportant it's not worth mentioning. However in the summer a lot of young people go to Balaton, and it also hosts festivals, the most important is called Balaton Sound. Shitty DJ's go there from all over the world and play their crappy music while the young people who are of course drunk as fuck - Hungarians are famous for getting really drunk, quite often, maybe even approaching the drunk level of [[Russians]] - and most of them are also smoking [[weed]] or using other drugs - Hungarians are also famous for using a lot of party drugs and they also smoke lots of weed - dance in a totally disorganised way and shout the [[English]] lyrics with their disgusting accent.
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Hungary is also very proud of it's huge plain. In historical times this plain was the homeland of many failed revolution leaders, poets and artists, and it's popularity is also due to the fact that there is some kind of a pervert seduction between hungarians and plains. Although it's called a tourist attraction there is nothing to see here unless you show interest towards sheeps and cows, and [[rednecks]] who have never even heard about electricity, have big moustaches, speak very strangely, and have many sheeps and cows.
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[[File:redneck1.jpg|thumb|center|400px|So you sit in the comfortable seat of your car? Bitch please]]
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Hungary also has two big rivers: the river Danube and the river Tisza, which is so unimportant that it doesn't even have an [[English]] name. These two rivers are really important for the Hungarian culture. For example, some years ago on the day Hitler was born a Hungarian neonazi skinhead killed his girlfriend, attached a nazi flag onto her and then threw her into the Danube. Where the hell would have he thrown his loved one if the Danube hasn't been there?
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==== Cities and transportation ====


In this shitty country the only city that worth mentioning is Budapest, populated by some two million faggots with some 1,5 million agglomeration. Other cities have less than 250,000 inhabitants, means on normal maps they don't even exist. Budapest has a long troll history (as everything in Hungary), in the old times Buda (founded around 900, still at the same infrastructure level) and Pest were two standalone cities. They only united forming Budapest (Buda+Pest = Budapest, typical Hungarian level of inteligence) around 1850. As everything in Hungary, this city is also a tourist trap. To have a little view over this let's compare, what tourists think the main attractions in Budapest are, and what the real attractions are.
===THE CAPITAL SHITTY===
The capital city, Budapest, has a population of [[Over 9000|2 million]] and consists of 90% Gypsies and 10% dead bodies. Almost everyone is related, due to the Hungarians love of incest. This city is also a tourist trap, where nightclub owners will buttrape you for small change and murder you for free, but only if you're a nigger.
Map of Budapest: https://tinyurl.com/magyarmap
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[[File:horsesagain.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Horses, horses again]]
[[File:horsesagain.jpg|thumb|200px|right|This is normal transportation, even in a supposedly "modern" capital.]]
[[File:budapesthomeless.jpg|thumb|300px|right|A typical image of Budapest]]
[[File:budapesthomeless.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A standard sight in the capital.]]


'''What toursist think the main attractions are'''
'''What they (the tourist sites) want you to see...'''
* The Parliament - overdecorated and oversized house where Hungarian Politicans watch porn on their Ipads. There is a supermarket inside in case they were hungry
* The Parliament - big house where Hungarian politicians watch gay porn on their iPads. There's a supermarket inside in case they feel like getting drunk.
* The Castle - here be rich jews and their fake bitches
* The Castle - here be rich Gypsies.
* Heroes' Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (again)
* Heroes' Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (again)
* National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that Hungarians could never afford to buy
* National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that no Hungarians could ever afford to buy
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'''What the real attractions are'''
'''And what they don't want you to see...'''
* Gypsies
* Gypsies
* Gypsies
* Gypsies
* Gays
* Gypsi ghetto
* Niggers
* Jews (noisy and otherwise)
* Gypsy ghetto
* Skinheads and other noisy anti-Semites
* <s>Jews (noisy and otherwise)</s> THERE ARE NO JEWS IN HUNGARY FUCKHEAD.
* Skinheads
* Football hooligans
* Football hooligans
* Shitty old cars
* Soviet era cars
* Strange traditional guys whith bizarre moustaches
* Porno 'taches
* Chinese Mafia
* Chinese Mafia
* Gipsy Mafia
* [[Idiot|Gypsy Mafia]] (Also known as FIDESZ)
* Ukranian Mafia
* Ukrainian Mafia
* Russian Mafia
* Russian Mafia
* Homeless
* [[Israel|Jewish Mafia]]
* The only real reason why people go: because it is both cheaper and faster to go to the airport, buy a ticket for the next plane to Hungary at the ticket counter, fly there, arrange a doctor's visit, and get your condition taken care of, than it is to go to an American regional hospital monopoly emergency room and get handed two pills and advice to schedule an appointment with your regular doctor.  And you'll have enough money left over to see all of the above attractions before you go home.
* Hungarian Mafia (HAHAHA NO, HUNGARIANS ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR ORGANIZED CRIME!!!!!11!1!)
* [[Hobosexual|Homeless people sodomizing each other]].


{{quote|Please pay high attention to your valuables!|the first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest}}
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[[File:bkv.jpg|thumb|300px|right|In postcommunist Hungary, bus drives you!]]
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Of course just like everything, the transportation system in Budapest is very shitty as well, and it's expensive too. A bus that's 30 years old is new here. The average age of a bus used by the public [[holocaust|transportation]] company of Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it's the tram the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud,
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The transportation system in Budapest is both shitty and expensive. Trains younger than 30 years old are nonexistent. The average age of a bus used by public [[holocaust|transportation]]in Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it's the tram, the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, and being [[Russia|Soviet]].
File:meanwhilebudapest1.jpg|Typical morning of a workday in Budapest
File:meanwhilebudapest2.jpg|Shitting in the water has never been so much fun
File:meanwhilebudapest3.jpg|Average Hungarian vehicle
File:meanwhilebudapest4.jpg|Average Budapest habitant
File:meanwhilebudapest5.jpg|Another average Budapest habitant
File:meanwhilebudapest6.jpg|Hungarians are more busy trolling than paying attention to their country, that's why it's so shitty
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== <s>People and Culture</s> (THEY AREN'T PEOPLE AND HAVE NO CULTURE) ==


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Hungarians are also famous for their radicalist and nationalist thinking. This results in regular riots in Budapest. Have a problem with the goverment? Steal a museal old tank and everything will be better!
[[File:swordgypsy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|"You'll die" -  this happens when you leave gypsies alive]]
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Hungary is a primarily Gypsy nation, and any concept of a "pure" Hungarian race disappeared long ago when the great Gypsy king MEGALOLZOR the 2nd shot his mighty load into the last full-blooded Hungarian girl. In recent years, some niggers decided to give Hungarians AIDS. However, most Hungarians have still never seen a real negro, instead learning all they need to know about the negroid race by visiting the monkey enclosure in Budapest Zoo.
 
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Hungary's transportation system is also shitty. The trains are also old, loud, dirty, shitty, and [[russia|soviet]]. And they're always late. Buses are expensive, as well as boats. There is no need to talk about planes since Hungary's territory is so small, there is not enough space for a bigger plane to land or to take off. Luckily, there is no need for them since even Hungarians don't want to go to the countryside, since it's even shittier than Budapest. People are drunk there all the time, heavily under-educated, many of them are [[Gypsies]]. There is nothing more to do in the countryside than trying to evade the hordes of gypsies, who would kill you for two euros, evading wild animals, shitty drivers, and watching endless amounts of sunflowers, and corn. Typical countrisidde happenings in the Hungarian countryside are like this:
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'''Example 1'''
* X (gypsy) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beer and talking shit
* X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot
* Y (hungarian)the owner of the pub throws him out
* X returns with his [[9001]] family members and beat the crap out of Y and everyone in the pub, and of course they also destroy the whole pub
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'''Example 2'''
* X (hungarian) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beer and talking shit
* X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot
* Y (hungarian)the owner of the pub throws him out
* X later returns when he is not drunk maybe with one or two friends, to talk with Y and say sorry
* Y shoots all of them with his shotgun
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'''Example 3'''
* X (gypsy) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beer and talking shit
* X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot
* Y (gypsy)the owner of the pub throws him out
* X throws a hand grenade to Y's house in his sleep, and says [[nazi|nazies]] did it
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'''Example 4'''
* X (hungarian) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beer and talking shit
* Y (gypsy) robs him and beats him as soon as he enters the pub
* Z (X's friend) sets Y's house on fire when he and his family is sleeping, and if they manage to escape through the door or the windows he shoots them with a shotgun and says in was the gypsy mafia
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'''Example 5'''
* X is bored
* X gets drunk, takes drugs and kills 4 of his family members with a machete
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== People and Culture ==
 
==== Inhabitants of Hungary ====
 
[[File:swordgypsy.jpg|300px|thumb|right|"You'll die" -  this happens when you leave gypsies alive]]
[[File:snipernazi.png|300px|thumb|right|The transformation of people when there are too many gypsies in your country]]
 
The Hungarian society is a quite complex mixture of Hungarians, [[Gypsies]], [[Jews]], [[china|Chinese]], [[Vietnamese]], [[Niggers]] and so on. About 90% of the population is Hungarian (9 million) and there are about 500,000+ Gypsies. Which is definitily 500,000 more than needed. They don't get on well with civilized people. Who could live in peace with gypsies? They only go for [[Niggers|FUCKING WELFARE CHECKS JUST LIKE NIGGERS]] and other advantages the FAGGOT government provides them. Yet they still hate Hungary and rob, steal, kill etc. So all in all Gypsies are the main reason for neonazism being popular in Hungary.
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Jews [[Lie|are actually quite okay]] in Hungary, they have big beards and stuff but they have jobs, and they are also targets of neonazis and radicalists. Chinese and Vietnamese people are fucking hardworking, an average weekday of a Chinese immigrant consists of 23 hours of work for $3 per week. Who cares about the Chinese mafia? They exist but they only kill Chinese, so there are no real problems between Hungarians and Chinese in Hungary. Also, the Africans in Hungary are just visiting wildlife museums all day or make shitty music and sell drugs on festivals. And by the way Chinese and Africans can't even learn the Hungarian's disgusting language properly and Hungarians don't speak foreign languages so where the fuck could they go if they had any problems?
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'''Example of shitty music by an African immigrant living in Hungary'''<br>
'''As if Niggertunes couldn't get any worse...'''<br>
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Due to the huge amount of Gypsy hordes wandering in the country, Hungarian neonazism is living it's golden age. This results in endless amount of radical blogs, sites and portals, wanting to kill gypsies for every bad thing happening in Hungary, and also endless amount of poor quality Youtube videos about [[shit|poor quality neonazi music]]. These guys are usually count as [[An Hero|internet heroes]] in Hungary. Hungarians also shitflood Youtube with shitty videos of their cities, people in Hungary, gypsies and more nationalist shit. Then they write English comments to make it look like if the world is interested about Hungary.
===Racial Equality===
'''FALSE'''
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The following video is a pure example of the result of too many Gypsies living in your country. In the video a guy is killing black dudes in GTA Vice City (because shitty Hungarians computers can't even run San Andreas), and what you hear is a song of a Hungarian nazi band called Divízió 88.
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The lovely lyrics
Racism in Hungary is alive and well. In fact, it is legal to kill a black man at night, so long as you pay the cops [[At least 100|a couple]] forints and let them gangrape your wife and daughter (being Hungary, it is mandatory for you to join in). White tourists will still find themselves becoming victims of Hungarian racism, for looking too much like a nigger or too much like a German or whatever. Basically Hungary is the only European country where a black man can't get laid with anyone just by being black.
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[[File:HungaryLynching.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Circa 2009 with fun camera filters to emphasize skin color differences]]
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Do I love Gypsies?
Should I lie now or should I tell the truth?
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Kick his mouth
Cut out his heart
Death to the Gypsies
.
Punch his teeth out
Break his hand
Death to the Gypsies
.
Cut out his intestines
Step on his head
Death to the Gypsies
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Hang him up with a really strong rope
Death to the Gypsies
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Death to the Gypsies
AAAAARGHH
Death to the Gypsies
Leave none of them alive
Death to the Gypsies
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Batter him
Break his face
Death to the Gypsies
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Kill his whole family
Death to the Gypsies
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Kill him with gas
Shoot him into the river
Death to the Gypsies
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Drop him in a bathtub filled with acid
Death to the Gypsies
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Death to the Gypsies
AAAAARGHH
Death to the Gypsies
Leave none of them alive
Death to the Gypsies
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Their numbers, don't let them grow
Do something about it
Death to the Gypsies
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You will die you Gypsy
Hang them up
Death to the Gypsies
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Set his house on fire
Let all of his children burn to death
Death to the Gypsies
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Let's get the old ones buried alive
Death to the Gypsies
.
.
Death to the Gypsies
AAAAARGHH
Death to the Gypsies
Leave none of them alive
Death to the Gypsies
.
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We won't tolerate anymore your sponging
Here have the welfare you fucker]]
Death to the Gypsieeeaaeusgaaaaarghhhhhhh


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===[[Shit|Food]] And [[Cum|Drink]]===
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Hungarian "food" looks like a corpse ate shitty Italian food and then puked it up before ejaculating onto it.
 
==== Cuisine ====
 
Hungarians are very proud of their cuisine, again for absolutely no reason. First of all people describe food as a tasty thing that looks and smells good and makes [[You|You]] feel hungry when [[Basement dweller|You]] look at it. Hungarians describe food as a cheap mixture of cheap shits, making a cheap mixture of shit of cheap shits, that looks disgusting and smells disgusting, then adding huge amounts of endless types of rare spices that are only used in Hungary to make it perfect. And they also state that it is very healthy etc. Well, just have a look at some typical Hungarian food shown below.
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'''Gallery of disgusting Hungarian food'''
'''OH NOM NOM'''
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===WIMINZ===
 
==== Hungarian girls ====
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[[File:hothungirl1.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Evidence]]
[[File:hothungirl1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Evidence]]
[[File:hundick.jpg|thumb|300px|left|The only thing Hungarians are good in [http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 Check it out on the World Penis Size map]]]
[[File:Oldhungarianlady.jpg|thumb|200px|right|<b>Warning:</b> Although it's true that Hungarian pussy is tight and sweet, they age ''fast as holy motherfucking christ'' and look like this at age 30.]]
 
All the bad things in Hungary don't matter, because there's a fact that began to spread worldwide: Hungarian girls are really hot, Hungarian pussies are among the best pussies in the world. People who have seen Hungarian porn stars probably know what I'm talking about. So now you might wonder: why don't these beautiful girls leave this shitty country. Well maybe the image on the left explains.
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SO yes, the reason Hungarians girls don't abandon this shitty country has an average length of 16,51 centimeters. But this numbered is lowered by the Chienese and Vietnamese immigrants and of course also by the Gypsies and Jews, so an average Hungarian dick has a size of 6-8 inches, which is pretty remarkable. However this is the only thing Hungarians and Hungary is good in. [[Seriously|Srsly]], the only one.
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I understand that You may doubt all the shit(which is true unfortunately) I told you about, so feel free to check out some Hungarian girls for yourself.
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[http://x-art.com/models/leila/ Moar evidence]
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[[File:Pedobear HD.png|thumb|150px|right|<b>Get 'em while they're fresh!</b>]]
[[File:Oldhungarianlady.jpg|thumb|300px|center|<b>Warning:</b> although it is true that Hungarian pussy is tight and sweet, <b>be AWARE that Magyar chicks age rapidly.</b> Geneticists speculate that this may be the result of [[Truth|99.5% of Hungarians being the descendants of some akward drunk buttsecks between Genghis Khan and some anorexic Christfag cenobite]]. In any case, most of them look like this at age 30.]]
 


==== Nightlife ====
Hungarian girls are generally very hot. This is pretty much the only thing they have going for them.
The reason Hungarians girls don't abandon this shitty country is because the average Hungarian man has a penis length of 16.51 centimeters(6.5 inches for you Americunts). This confirms that [http://x-art.com/models/leila/ all Hungarian girls are superficial sluts].
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===CLUBBING===


Hungary is also famous for it's nightlife, but yet again, for no reason. Hungarian nightlife can only be enjoyed by Hungarian faggots and for tourists it's just like a big, deadly trap. One should wisely choose which nightclub to enter and of course tourists who know nothing about shitty Budapest don't have this skill. [[Lulz|Therefore they are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen]]. Drugs and other dark business is an every day stuff in Hungarian nightlife and more people go to the toilet in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than who go there to pee. Missing persons later found dead or never ever found last seen at nightclub toilets and around nightclubs are common.
Hungary is also (in)famous for its nightlife. It is great...if you're Hungarian. Tourists will find themselves being ripped off and possibly held hostage for no reason other than because they're not natives. A lot of tourists think it is fun to enter the first club they see, usually one with hot women standing outside. [[Fact|They are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen]]. Drugs and other dark business is an every day occurrence in Hungarian clubs and more people go to the toilet in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than to piss. Missing persons who are later found dead or never found again after being around nightclubs are common.
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{{quote|Waking up in the middle of Detroit with a T-shirt that says 'death to niggers' and jumping in Budapest's nightlife as a tourist without knowing how to roll around ends pretty much the same way|unknown author}}
{{quote|Waking up in the middle of Detroit with a T-shirt that says 'death to niggers' and jumping in Budapest's nightlife as a tourist without knowing how to roll around ends pretty much the same way.|unknown author}}
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'''Let me show you a story of Dave from England'''
[http://www.budapest-tourist-guide.com/budapest-nightclub-reviews.html Original link and more reviews]
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"To whom this may concern,
 
I am a 29 year old British tourist and highly-respected Publicist who recently visited Budapest on Tuesday 08 July and was robbed/extorted/threatened but the guys at Aphrodite Akropolis.  
 
After leaving London and arriving by plane into Budapest on 08th July with my friend, we checked into a hostel around 1pm, spent the day looking around the city before having a meal at one of the many restaurants in the main strip.
 
We then decided to go and get a few drinks and stumbled upon a club called the Aphrodite Akropolis Club Address: Kecskeméti utca 17. V. district.
 
We noticed that it was a strip club, but decided to pass - however, on walking past the club, one of the doormen ask us to come in. We said that we wanted to find somewhere to watch some live music - not poledancers. He said that they had some live bands playing after 10pm in the club and that we could wait and have a cheap beer before the music started.


So we walked in tentatively, and then noticed that the place was completely empty, other than 3 bouncers and around 8-9 girls.
===TÉVÉZZÉÉÉÉÉ===


At this point, we turned round to go out saying 'thanks but no thanks', but the door was shut behind us and guarded by a very intimidating bouncer. They then told us that we had to buy a drink, so we said we'd have a beer then leave. At that point, 2 girls jumped on our laps and began asking us for a private dance and whether we would like to buy them a drink.
Hungary also has one of the most [[lulz|lulziest]] and [[Retarded|peculiar]] world of media ever, especially on television.  


I flatly refused and so did my friend but a round of drinks were still bought to our table by the management and the girls wouldn't get off our laps despite our refusals. There were also three or four very large bouncers standing over us so we were, to be frank, helpless - especially seeing as the door to the club had been locked.  
Most Hungarians (especially people above 30, which the country has too fucking much of) love [[Brainwash|baking their brains out]] by watching the shittiest, most retarded shows on television ever.  


We remained calm.
They also have a huge bunch of [[Lie|wonderful, nice, polite, and loveable]] celebrities which fucktarded Hungarians (all of them) love to idolize, including and not limited to [[Idiot|showmans]], [[Wigger|rappers]], and [[Faggot|reality show stars]].


After maybe 15-20 minutes of sitting there shell-shocked, and with no live music taking place as we were originally told, they presented us with a bill of around 380,000 HUF which equates to a staggering £1,290.
Also to note, a lot of famous Hungarian shows are ripped-off from other countries:
*<b>Barátok Közt</b> (1998-present): Cheap and shitty weekday evening soap opera - Ripped-off from UK soap opera [[Londonistan|Eastenders]] (1985-present).


We flatly refused to pay the bill and said we would only pay for a beer each and then leave. We were then told that if we didn't pay the full amount they wouldn't let us leave the club alive, threatened to put a corkscrew through my head and also told me that my penis would be chopped off.
*<b>ValóVilág</b> (2002-2004, 2010-present): Retarded reality show filled with [[Slut|sluts]], [[Douchebag|muscular gypsy douchebags]], and [[Stupid|dumb braindead fucks]] - Ripped-off from equally shitty reality show [[Big Brother]] (2000-present). (Funnily enough, the recent installments of the series call it ValóVilág - powered by Big Brother)


At this point, we were terrified but I said I would go to an ATM to take out the money as they wouldn't accept cards. So they told my friend to stay in the club while I walked with one of the bouncers and one of the girls to a series of ATM's where I was told to withdraw all of my money.
*<b>Éjjel-Nappal Budapest</b> (2013-present): Similar to ValóVilág, but instead of a reality show it's a weekday "drama" about a similar bunch of retarded sluts and similar bunch of douchebags living together in a "trendy" apartment, with every episode including atleast one of them arguing with their [[fuck-buddy|loved one]] about typical [[faggotry]] like their sex life and parties. Favorite amongst idiotic gypsy teens who are already fucking, and smoking [[cigarettes|cigs]] at 14 - Ripped-off from similar [[German]] show ''Berlin – Tag & Nacht'' (2011-present).
I tried 4 separate ATM's but my card wasn't accepted so we went back to the club. At this stage, my friend said he had some cash back in our hostel and was prepared to give it to them if they would let us go. So this time I waited in the club while he was taken back to where we were staying by the same bouncer. While in the hostel, he was told that if we didn't pay the full amount, I would be killed and thrown into the River Danube but he told them on several occasions that he had no card and only cash to see him through our whole trip - which was the truth.


He had around £350 pounds in Hungarian money that upon return to the club, he gave to the venue manager. We were then told that we still had to pay the remaining amount and at this stage they were getting very angry and the treats of death and hurt continued. We were stunned, angry and scared for our lives as we didn't have enough to cover the bill they demanded we pay.
*<b>Győzike Show</b> (2005-2008): Another reality show about gypsy-fuck celebrity [[Who?|Győző Gáspár's]] shitty family, showing their '''TOTALLY REAL''' daily life and [[autism|lulzy actions]] - Ripped-off from similar celebrity daily life show ''The Osbournes'' (2002-2005).


They then told me to go to a Western Union to take out my money as my cards weren't working at the various ATM’s in the city, so they again made my friend wait in the club while they bundled me into a car with one of the bouncers, guys who worked the door and girl and they took me into central Budapest.
Some of the most [[shitty|notable]] [[cancer|TV channels]] from Hungary include:


Upon arrival, I was told to leave the car and then to hand over my card to the girl behind the counter at the Western Union which I did. At this point, another 4 or 5 guys arrived at the Western Union and surrounded me, demanding I take out all of the money on my card - this will be evident on any CCTV footage outside the Western Union. None of the passers-by on the street did anything and I was scared to make a huge fuss or run away as my friend was still back in the club and may have been in huge trouble should I have tried anything risky.
*<b>Magyar Televízió</b> - The public TV owned by the gypsy maffia, known for constantly faking news and talking shit about [[George Soros|Soros]] even though [http://www.debrecensun.hu/national/2018/04/02/30-years-ago-viktor-orban-applied-for-soros-scholarship/ Orbán applied for Soros scholarship back in the 80's, and were fuck-buddies for a long time.]


At my side with a knife to my back, the bouncer then asked the girl behind the counter how much money was left on my Lloyds Bank card despite me telling him he can't ask. She then, rather surprisingly told him I had a £640 pounds available balance which I believe is against the law.
*<b>RTL KLUB</b>{{jew}} - Local version of german brainwash channel owned by the jews of Bertelsmann. The 4 shows mentioned above air on RTL and it's retarded sister channels.


At this stage the threats got worst and I was told that if I didn't take it all out, my friend in the club would be killed and so would I. So rather than face more threats and possible death, I took all of the money out in cash and gave it to him. He then agreed to forget the further outstanding balance and they took me back to the club. Upon arrival, I was told to hand over the cash to the owner who then flatly told us to 'Leave' which we did.
*<b>TV2</b> - Formerly owned by German jews ProSieben, now owned by Orbán's gypsy maffia friends, also known for ripping-off shows from RTL and always [[Fail|failing]] tremendously.


We then went back to our hostel shocked and humiliated - and above all, very angry and demoralised. We called up our families and friends and told them what had happened and they told us to report the incident to the British Embassy in Budapest and NOT the police who we feared would dismiss the incident as being our own fault. By now, it was 3am, we were shocked and extremely tired and after trying the British Embassy maybe 5 or 6 times, nobody answered. We were now completely broke and really worried about the rest of our trip.  
*<b>Budapest Európa TV</b> - Probably the most autistic and lulziest of all the channels, former and current home of a bunch of ugly [[Autogynephilia|trannies]], [[gay|faggots]], and [[Aspergers|spergs]].


We've since reported it to the British Embassy who are contacting the police
*<b>ATV</b> - Idiotic political cesspool owned by the kike faggots at the [[Fundamentalist|Hungarian Faith Church]]{{jew}}.
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[http://www.budapest-tourist-guide.com/budapest-nightclub-reviews.html Original link and more reviews]
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== Politics and the State ==
== Politics and the State ==


==== Politics ====
==== POLITICS ====
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[[File:gyurcsany.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Hungarian ex-prime minister Ferenc Gyurcsány (2006-2010)]]


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As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Democracy for Hungarian politicians means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and then change tax regulations in their favor. Hungarian prime ministers, presidents and all politicians are absolutely retarded, uneducated and know nothing about how economics works. This seems to be some kind of unwritten law that only true faggots accept. No wonder they're in the Parliament. A few pictures of Hungarian prime ministers will explain. [[No|Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country]]. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his love towards his country by calling it "a fucking shitty country". Afterwards he admitted he [[accidentally|accidentally the country up]] and he also added "shit" and "fuck life".
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As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Actually democracy for Hungarian politicans means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and than they can change they tax regulations in a way that it is better for them and their friends. And of course they'd go on holidays while spending the country's money and steal money from the country to fill their pockets. Hungarian prime ministers, presidents and all politicans are absolutely retarted, uneducated and [[Dubya|know nothing about how the economy works]]. This seems to be some kind of and unwritten law that only true faggots accept. No wonder they're in the Parliament. A few pictures of Hungarian prime ministers will explain.
===[[Fuck The Police|FASZ A RENDŐRSÉG!!!11!1!]]===
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[[File:orban.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Current Hungarian Gypsy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán (2010-)]]
Hungarian police have all of the corruption of Russian police with all the casual nigger-hating racism of American cops. There's scientific proof that an average adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the law shows this high level of intelligence. Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light whilst using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you're looking at two years. And if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison for life. Enjoy your time, [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|criminal scum]].
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== Hungarians outside of Hungary ==
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Even though this is quite obvious, some Hungarians migrated to western nations to either A: get away from their shithole entirely or B: get away from their shithole for a vacation, and there's C: moving (or being born) in one of Hungary's bordering nations, one of them being Romania.
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[[File:gyurcsany.jpg|thumb|300px|center|Hungarian ex-prime minister Ferenc Gyurcsány (2006-2010)]]
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[[File:orban.jpg|thumb|300px|center|Current Hungarian Gypsy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán (2010-)]]
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[[No|Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country and are also icons of truth-telling]]. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his love towards his country by calling it "fucking shiity country". Afterwards he admitted he [[accidentally|accidentally the country up]] and he also added "shit" and "fuck life". Average behaviour. And last but not least Hungarian politicans' english suck just as everyone's english in Hungary, making them even better representatives of a country which wants global connections.
Whilst being a [[Shithole|paradise]] to many (and mainly) gypsy's, some parts have generally Hungarians, of which they call themselves, "Szeklers", they have an estimated population of about 500,000.
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They can be found in Harghita, Mureș and most importantly, Covasna, where it's either history, culture and nature or a post-commie mess with little to no standards, and trust me, I am a native of this county, they make up 70% of this small land and yet Brasov has more tourist then they do.


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They were targets of "[[Lulz|Romanianization]]" during the Treaty of Trianon and in between both world wars, if no one cared anyway.
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'''Hall of fame of [[YouTube]] of Hungarian politicans
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They have their own [[political partyDemocratic Alliance of Hungarians in Romania|political party]], and always chimp out about "Szekler independence", even though this will lead to many problems including but not limited to:
* Being forced to learn and speak Hungarian.
* Not having aid, electricity and whatnot (even doe they can get it from the [[Romania |outside world]])
*Not having a legitimate currency, the forint doesn't count.
[[File:SzeklerFlag.png|thumb|right|The Szekler flag....]]
[[File:Iraq04proposed.gif|thumb|right|...And Iraq's proposed flag from 2004, look familiar?]]


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== Trolling Hungarians ==
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* Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: "Oh I'm hungry too, let's get something to eat!"
* Tell them that they are Gypsies.
* Tell them Imre Nagy is sucking cocks in Hell.
* Ask if Mr Biro stole his idea for the ballpoint pen from a donkey.
* Call them Mongoloids.
* Say Trianon was the best thing to happen to Hungary in history, or that Slovakia and Romania have rightfully earned their independence.
* Tell them anything in English, they won't fucking understand a word anyway.
* If on teh internet, troll them by telling them you are a nigger who has fucked many Hungarian wimminz and impregnated them all with your african [[Cum|seed]]. FUN FACT! This also works on [[Estonia|Estonians]], [[Finland|Finns]], and [[Russia|Ruskies]], or any other race who value their hawt bitches over life itself. DO NOT ATTEMPT IRL as this will result in being permab& from existence.
*When they try and speak to you in Hungarian, reply with "Sorry, no hablo español por favor"
* Remind them that [[Romania]] has a lower [[incest]] and first-cousin marriage rate than Hungary.


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== THE PRIDE OF HUNGARY! ==
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File:meanwhilebudapest1.jpg|Typical morning of a workday in Budapest
==== Cops ====
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Why's there a whole paragraph for the cops? Because they are so fucking ridicolous and retarded. There's scientific proof that an average adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the law shows this high level of inteligence. Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light while using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you're going to prison for two years. Also if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison.
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== Ways to troll the Hungarians ==
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* Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: "Oh I'm hungry too, let's get something to eat"
* Ask them what is the difference between Budapest and Bucharest
* Ask them why they hate Romanians
* Tell them you are a Turk
* Tell them you are a Russian
* Tell them you are from Slovakia
* Tell them you are from Romania
* Tell them you are from Serbia
* Tell them you are from Israel
* Tell them you are Jewish
* Tell them you like hairy pussies
* Ask them what is the difference between Hungarians and Gypsies
* Ask them about Trianon
* Tell them anything in English they won't fucking understand a word anyway
 
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DID YOU KNOW?
The age of consent in Hungary is 14. (Or 12 if the other person is under 18)
Yes, this is their fucking flag. A 4-year-old's drawing of your mother's asshole against the horizon, using the most ugly fucking colors together possible.

HunGAYry, Hungry or in Hungarian, Magyarország, is an inbred Mongoloid enclave in Central Europe. The country's capital city is Budapest, a crime-ridden shithole full of AIDS and hookers. It is notable for not being notable.

The land is mainly populated by Hungarians, but there is a minority of Gypsies. Everyone in Hungary is a fucking Gypsy. The offical language consists of spewing out 44 letters in two seconds and burping, making Hungarian more disgusting than Jewspeak. Hungary also used to have Jews, but luckily some lulzy folks decided to put a stop to that. They came back with Moneyz.

Hungary is a popular tourist destination, despite having absolutely nothing of interest. Tourists in Hungary are less welcome than a nigger at a Klan rally.

The national pastime in Hungary is getting drunk off Pálinka and committing incest.

History

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY

Scientists, scratching their heads at the root of this abomination of a nation, have debated from when and where Hungarians came. This is a pointless exercise as not even the Hungarians themselves give two shits. However, genetic and linguistic studies have shown that the Hungarians are, to the surprise of fucking no-one, related to the FUCKING FINNS. This is an insult to the Finnish nation, as they are far less inbred and only enjoy bestiality during midsummer.

Hungary's origin story is like a chaotic road trip where nobody bothered to ask for directions,a bunch of nomadic, slant eyed Magyars, rolling in from central Asia around 895 AD, looking for a new place to crash. They take one look at the Carpathian Basin and decide, “Yep, this will do,” without bothering to ask the locals—because who has time for small talk when you're busy pillaging? The Magyars set up camp and proceed to spend the next few centuries destroying anything that moves, as they got used to Europe, before you know it, they’re mixing it up with the locals—falling for those blue-eyed, fair-skinned types.

average Hungarian

Fast forward a few generation of miscegenation and cucking white men with their 5cm yellow dicks they start to look like your typical Europeans, blending in so well you'd never guess their ancestors rode in from Central Asia, earning themselves a reputation as the medieval version of a neighborhood menace. Eventually, they get tired of being the bad boys of Europe and decide to settle down. So, they embrace Christianity, slap on some crowns, and call themselves a kingdom. Because the people of Hungary are a primitive, inbred and dirty lot, they were picked on by larger, and arguably dirtier, primitives. This marked one of the first instances in history of apes trolling other apes. While this clusterfuck was happening, the Archduke of Austria married the shit out of the Hungarian princess, effectively committing Grand Theft Nation, leaving the peoples of Hungary now the laughing stock of the globe because their princess was a dirty fucking whore. This event in history is known as the Double Penetration of Austria and Turkey. You can google that for proof.


WW1

Then, in 1911, WW1 broke out. Unfortunately for all soldiers involved, the general tactic was to Zerg rush the enemy at full speed, and of course resulting in much pwnage. Austria and its buttbuddies Prussia and Turkey, ALMOST won, because they had superior tactics, firepower and infrastructure. However years of continued buttraep by Britain and the Allies eventually caused them to lose.

History trolls Hungarians for the lulz
History trolls Hungarians for the lulz
History trolls Hungarians for the lulz
History trolls Hungarians for the lulz

After the war the Allies decided that Austro-Hungary and Prussia were too dangerous, and cut the Empire up. Most people know about the Treaty of Versailles, which completely fucked up Germany for a while, but the Treaty of Trianon was even more lulzy. Although not permabanned from the world (A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE), Hungary lost 50% of its previous land and nobody gave two shits.



Nothing interesting happened after that, besides an epic fail revolution in 1956 when Soviet Russia buttfucked Hungary and accidentally the country.

Geography and Infrastructure

THE CUNTRY

Their enormous cawks
Nope, your family decides which one you get to marry.

Hungary is a boring place with boring scenery. Enjoy flat land? Go to the Alföld, a big fucking grassland. Enjoy lakes? There's only one of any importance, Lake Balaton. Apart from that, there really is nothing to see in Hungary.

Hungayrians take great pride in the Alföld, viewing it as the homeland of many great poets and artists. However for the average farmer living in this boring grassland, the only fun comes in the form of Bestilolity, as there are more sheep and cattle in Hungary than there are humans.




Pride of the Hungarian countryside

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THE CAPITAL SHITTY

The capital city, Budapest, has a population of 2 million and consists of 90% Gypsies and 10% dead bodies. Almost everyone is related, due to the Hungarians love of incest. This city is also a tourist trap, where nightclub owners will buttrape you for small change and murder you for free, but only if you're a nigger. Map of Budapest: https://tinyurl.com/magyarmap

This is normal transportation, even in a supposedly "modern" capital.
A standard sight in the capital.

What they (the tourist sites) want you to see...

  • The Parliament - big house where Hungarian politicians watch gay porn on their iPads. There's a supermarket inside in case they feel like getting drunk.
  • The Castle - here be rich Gypsies.
  • Heroes' Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (again)
  • National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that no Hungarians could ever afford to buy

And what they don't want you to see...

  • Gypsies
  • Gays
  • Niggers
  • Gypsy ghetto
  • Jews (noisy and otherwise) THERE ARE NO JEWS IN HUNGARY FUCKHEAD.
  • Skinheads
  • Football hooligans
  • Soviet era cars
  • Porno 'taches
  • Chinese Mafia
  • Gypsy Mafia (Also known as FIDESZ)
  • Ukrainian Mafia
  • Russian Mafia
  • Jewish Mafia
  • Hungarian Mafia (HAHAHA NO, HUNGARIANS ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR ORGANIZED CRIME!!!!!11!1!)
  • Homeless people sodomizing each other.
   
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There are no crimes in Hungary, only "incidents with the locals".
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—The first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest



In post-Communist Hungary, bus drives you!

The transportation system in Budapest is both shitty and expensive. Trains younger than 30 years old are nonexistent. The average age of a bus used by public transportationin Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it's the tram, the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, and being Soviet.

People and Culture (THEY AREN'T PEOPLE AND HAVE NO CULTURE)

Gypsies & Sheep

"You'll die" - this happens when you leave gypsies alive
The transformation of people when there are too many gypsies in your country

Hungary is a primarily Gypsy nation, and any concept of a "pure" Hungarian race disappeared long ago when the great Gypsy king MEGALOLZOR the 2nd shot his mighty load into the last full-blooded Hungarian girl. In recent years, some niggers decided to give Hungarians AIDS. However, most Hungarians have still never seen a real negro, instead learning all they need to know about the negroid race by visiting the monkey enclosure in Budapest Zoo.

As if Niggertunes couldn't get any worse...

Racial Equality

Racism in Hungary is alive and well. In fact, it is legal to kill a black man at night, so long as you pay the cops a couple forints and let them gangrape your wife and daughter (being Hungary, it is mandatory for you to join in). White tourists will still find themselves becoming victims of Hungarian racism, for looking too much like a nigger or too much like a German or whatever. Basically Hungary is the only European country where a black man can't get laid with anyone just by being black.

Circa 2009 with fun camera filters to emphasize skin color differences

Food And Drink

Hungarian "food" looks like a corpse ate shitty Italian food and then puked it up before ejaculating onto it.


OH NOM NOM

  • Good Hungarian pasta
    Good Hungarian pasta
  • Another good Hungarian pasta
    Another good Hungarian pasta
  • Mixture of shit
    Mixture of shit
  • YUMMY
    YUMMY

WIMINZ

Evidence
Warning: Although it's true that Hungarian pussy is tight and sweet, they age fast as holy motherfucking christ and look like this at age 30.

Hungarian girls are generally very hot. This is pretty much the only thing they have going for them. The reason Hungarians girls don't abandon this shitty country is because the average Hungarian man has a penis length of 16.51 centimeters(6.5 inches for you Americunts). This confirms that all Hungarian girls are superficial sluts.

CLUBBING

Hungary is also (in)famous for its nightlife. It is great...if you're Hungarian. Tourists will find themselves being ripped off and possibly held hostage for no reason other than because they're not natives. A lot of tourists think it is fun to enter the first club they see, usually one with hot women standing outside. They are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen. Drugs and other dark business is an every day occurrence in Hungarian clubs and more people go to the toilet in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than to piss. Missing persons who are later found dead or never found again after being around nightclubs are common.

   
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Waking up in the middle of Detroit with a T-shirt that says 'death to niggers' and jumping in Budapest's nightlife as a tourist without knowing how to roll around ends pretty much the same way.
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—unknown author



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TÉVÉZZÉÉÉÉÉ

Hungary also has one of the most lulziest and peculiar world of media ever, especially on television.

Most Hungarians (especially people above 30, which the country has too fucking much of) love baking their brains out by watching the shittiest, most retarded shows on television ever.

They also have a huge bunch of wonderful, nice, polite, and loveable celebrities which fucktarded Hungarians (all of them) love to idolize, including and not limited to showmans, rappers, and reality show stars.

Also to note, a lot of famous Hungarian shows are ripped-off from other countries:

  • Barátok Közt (1998-present): Cheap and shitty weekday evening soap opera - Ripped-off from UK soap opera Eastenders (1985-present).
  • ValóVilág (2002-2004, 2010-present): Retarded reality show filled with sluts, muscular gypsy douchebags, and dumb braindead fucks - Ripped-off from equally shitty reality show Big Brother (2000-present). (Funnily enough, the recent installments of the series call it ValóVilág - powered by Big Brother)
  • Éjjel-Nappal Budapest (2013-present): Similar to ValóVilág, but instead of a reality show it's a weekday "drama" about a similar bunch of retarded sluts and similar bunch of douchebags living together in a "trendy" apartment, with every episode including atleast one of them arguing with their loved one about typical faggotry like their sex life and parties. Favorite amongst idiotic gypsy teens who are already fucking, and smoking cigs at 14 - Ripped-off from similar German show Berlin – Tag & Nacht (2011-present).
  • Győzike Show (2005-2008): Another reality show about gypsy-fuck celebrity Győző Gáspár's shitty family, showing their TOTALLY REAL daily life and lulzy actions - Ripped-off from similar celebrity daily life show The Osbournes (2002-2005).

Some of the most notable TV channels from Hungary include:

  • RTL KLUB✡ - Local version of german brainwash channel owned by the jews of Bertelsmann. The 4 shows mentioned above air on RTL and it's retarded sister channels.
  • TV2 - Formerly owned by German jews ProSieben, now owned by Orbán's gypsy maffia friends, also known for ripping-off shows from RTL and always failing tremendously.
  • Budapest Európa TV - Probably the most autistic and lulziest of all the channels, former and current home of a bunch of ugly trannies, faggots, and spergs.


Just typical moments from Hungarian television.


A technician tries to be a motherfucking ninja after accidentally appearing on live TV.

Government-owned news channel completely fucks itself up, note the news reporter's embarassment on his face. (Skip to around 2 minutes 15 seconds)

Mentally retarded cunt is way too happy to stay in an equally mentally retarded reality show, which is the aforementioned ValóVilág.

"Psychic" does a live "phantom spine surgery"

Same guy "sends energy" through the screen.

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Politics and the State

POLITICS

Hungarian ex-prime minister Ferenc Gyurcsány (2006-2010)

As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Democracy for Hungarian politicians means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and then change tax regulations in their favor. Hungarian prime ministers, presidents and all politicians are absolutely retarded, uneducated and know nothing about how economics works. This seems to be some kind of unwritten law that only true faggots accept. No wonder they're in the Parliament. A few pictures of Hungarian prime ministers will explain. Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his love towards his country by calling it "a fucking shitty country". Afterwards he admitted he accidentally the country up and he also added "shit" and "fuck life".

FASZ A RENDŐRSÉG!!!11!1!

Current Hungarian Gypsy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán (2010-)

Hungarian police have all of the corruption of Russian police with all the casual nigger-hating racism of American cops. There's scientific proof that an average adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the law shows this high level of intelligence. Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light whilst using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you're looking at two years. And if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison for life. Enjoy your time, criminal scum.

Hungarians outside of Hungary

Even though this is quite obvious, some Hungarians migrated to western nations to either A: get away from their shithole entirely or B: get away from their shithole for a vacation, and there's C: moving (or being born) in one of Hungary's bordering nations, one of them being Romania.

Whilst being a paradise to many (and mainly) gypsy's, some parts have generally Hungarians, of which they call themselves, "Szeklers", they have an estimated population of about 500,000.

They can be found in Harghita, Mureș and most importantly, Covasna, where it's either history, culture and nature or a post-commie mess with little to no standards, and trust me, I am a native of this county, they make up 70% of this small land and yet Brasov has more tourist then they do.

They were targets of "Romanianization" during the Treaty of Trianon and in between both world wars, if no one cared anyway.

They have their own political party, and always chimp out about "Szekler independence", even though this will lead to many problems including but not limited to:

  • Being forced to learn and speak Hungarian.
  • Not having aid, electricity and whatnot (even doe they can get it from the outside world)
  • Not having a legitimate currency, the forint doesn't count.
The Szekler flag....
...And Iraq's proposed flag from 2004, look familiar?

Trolling Hungarians

  • Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: "Oh I'm hungry too, let's get something to eat!"
  • Tell them that they are Gypsies.
  • Tell them Imre Nagy is sucking cocks in Hell.
  • Ask if Mr Biro stole his idea for the ballpoint pen from a donkey.
  • Call them Mongoloids.
  • Say Trianon was the best thing to happen to Hungary in history, or that Slovakia and Romania have rightfully earned their independence.
  • Tell them anything in English, they won't fucking understand a word anyway.
  • If on teh internet, troll them by telling them you are a nigger who has fucked many Hungarian wimminz and impregnated them all with your african seed. FUN FACT! This also works on Estonians, Finns, and Ruskies, or any other race who value their hawt bitches over life itself. DO NOT ATTEMPT IRL as this will result in being permab& from existence.
  • When they try and speak to you in Hungarian, reply with "Sorry, no hablo español por favor"
  • Remind them that Romania has a lower incest and first-cousin marriage rate than Hungary.

THE PRIDE OF HUNGARY!

  • Typical morning of a workday in Budapest
    Typical morning of a workday in Budapest
  • Shitting in the water has never been so much fun
    Shitting in the water has never been so much fun
  • Average Hungarian vehicle
    Average Hungarian vehicle
  • Average Budapest habitant
    Average Budapest habitant
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