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Origination of leftards

Many leftards originated from a website known as infowars where rapists and conspiracy theorists gather to talk about their leftarded ideas. Alex Jones created this website in hopes to promote his radio show despite the fact that everyone knows that he is a conservatard. The 9/11 conspiracy theory is the main topic of discussion on Infowars along with raping children and killing babies.

Later another left-wing group know ADL pwnt Alex Jones because of his epic faggoty which caused an epic battle between the two that lasted over 9000 years.

Ideology

The central focus of the Leftard belief system, in any situation, is advocacy for whichever option would be the least advantageous for Western nations/culture/people. This is the only constant, fixed position of Leftards. To the modern day, Western Leftard, everything else (principles, allies, racism, anti-semitism, etc.) is flexible.

Ideologically, Leftards are not strictly 'leftists', and differ distinctly from original Communist/Marxist thought and beliefs. Leftards are a modern, Western phenomena that has arisen in the West since the Cold War defeat of the (original) Marxist/Communist ideology (in the form of the USSR and her satellite states).

While Marxism/Communism arose from the (19th century) observed exploitation of many of the working poor in the wake of the industrial revolution, and had a political platform that involved actual (well-meaning) goals and ideological principles to which Communists generally at least claimed to stick, Leftards do not have any fixed principles or grand plan. They are furious, angry nihilists, who 20 years ago saw their dreams for a Communist utopia go up in smoke thanks to the CIA.

All that remains is hate. And faggotry---ironic, because most of them originally joined up with the vague idea that it would get them laid. Many go on to form self-righteous blogs such as "Propagandalalaland."

Sell outs

Leftards will do things today that Marxists would never, ever, consider doing. For example, Leftards will literally fight each other for the honor of deep-throating Muslim dick, because they sense an affinity with them, in a shared hatred of the West.

Quite a departure from original Marxism, which despises all forms of religion as "reactionary and superstitious". Young Leftards do not even know this. All they know is that one minute they were signing a petition against Bush/Obama, and then the next minute, swallowing a stomach load of spicy Muslim cum suddenly made perfect sense.

Someone has to stand up for the traditional Muslim right to rape and pillage, so why not the young, wide-eyed leftard, with millionaire parents and a pet pony? Besides, they got a free, ghey, colourful "awareness" wristband for their troubles...

Luddites

Leftards are known for the deep, Unabomber-style hatred of all things technological. They don't want chemicals in their food, or water, or air supply. They think stuff like trans fats and corn syrup are sub-standard just because they're made by chemical reactions and shorten your retirement. (more entitlement thinking that they think they deserve a retirement, just handed to them) They think stock derivatives are a bad idea just because the banks need a taxpayer bailout every time they lose money. They can't understand modern institutions like health insurance, where you pay in all your excess money for twenty years so that you can't afford medical care when you need it and get dropped, just because they have a profit motive. They are a backward, tribal people uneducated by the philosophers of our age, people like Glenn Beck who can understand where things are all going and coming from.

Narcissism

Really these people are narcissists, they imagine an ideal state of being and since that is not the objective-subjective reality of people they end up hating everything: themselves, people they don't know, God, freedom, and art. Art? Much contemporary art reflects a collectivist morality that is viewed by many as ugly, one example: Literature and Revolution → Chapter 8: "Revolutionary and Socialist Art"

The video below is an example of the typical fucktarded Liberal ideas that thrive in high-resource environments, for these people make up only a small percentage in low-resource environments.

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Blame Bush for everything, Support Paulson Plan
Elect Black President, Continue to label Americans racist
The Holocaust is the ultimate evil, Abort 50 million babies per year

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That's not real Communism, He killed only 22 million farmers
Government-run wars on Terror, Drugs, and Vietnam failed lulz, Support government-run Healthcare
How dare you disagree with Environmentalism, Pol Pot was a great agrarian reformist
The Civil War was about slaves and WW2 was about Jews, What are macroeconomics?
Whine about greedy American corporations, Bail them out whenever they ask for it with tax payer money.
If you disagree with Obama, you are a racist, Quietly wonder when the Change is coming
Fox News uses dirty tricks to confuse people, Cultivate a Cult of Personality around Obama
"Socialist" is code for "N-Word", Most Senior Democrat Senator was in the KKK
Redneck militiamen are the real threat, Ignore African American criminal statistics
Play Race Card, Never stop playing Race Card
Senator Joe McCarthy was an asshole, Who was Alger Hiss?
Demand an end to colonialism, Fund instability through the IMF
Save the planet by driving a hybrid, Who cares if China is about to have 1 billion oil consumers?
Support multiculturalism, Be impressed with how smart those backward savages are
Change the world, Don't change your view of the world
Legalize drugs, Protest pharmaceuticals
Gene variations between individuals is greater than between races, What does "cascading gene expression" mean?
White people have it easier because they never were enslaved. There's no such thing as White Guilt
Protect minorities and cute fuzzy animals, Refuse to help 15 million poor white people
Believe everything MTV says about culture, Be shocked when they are wrong
Call everyone bigots and racists, Sue anyone that disagrees with you
Warn people about "1984", Suppress opinions with Political Correctness
Appreciate Scientists in your war agaisnt religion, Discredit James Watson and Bill Shockley as racist
Wear Che Guevara shirts, Never leave the Middle Class
Believe Infowars under Bush, Try to shutdown Infowars under Obama
Complain that 4chan is too racist, Try to make 4chan your personal army
Yell about trickle-down Reagenomics, Support trickle-down Obamanomics
Complain about Consumerism, Log on to celebrity gossip sites on your MacBook while at Starbucks
Protest Bush's War on Terror, Support Obama's support of Bush's War on Terror
Pundits and talking heads are evil, Never use www.Thomas.gov
Control Congress since 2007, Continue to blame Republicans
Major in Sociology, Loathe Wikipedia
Is that an untapped demographic? Whew! I thought I would have to support blacks forever!
Complain about national debt, Support bailout that forces taxpayer's money to be reissued to them with interest
Of course the bailout was transparent! My pockets are see-through now
Complain about Chinese pollution, Continue to buy crap from China
End the war in Iraq, Pakistan probably deserves it
Obligatory sauce

A Leftards' Favorite ED Articles

Americunts
Patriot Act
Freedom
Anti-Americanism
Thanksgiving
Capitalism
Conservatism
Ann Coulter
Republican
Neo-con
W
White people
Christian
Bible
God Hates Fags
Faux News
Bill O'rly
Stephen Colbert
Mongo
Any articles with the Closet Cases template
Anybody considered "Blessed By God" in the Christianity template

Abortion • Arab Spring • Bahrain • Barron Trump • Birth • CISPA • Death penalty • Drugs • Environmentalism • Gays • George Bush doesn't care about black people • Girlfriends • Marijuana Addiction • Ground Zero Mosque • Marijuana Addiction • Mass Shooting • Gun control • Guns • Healthcare (2) (3)• Homeless • Housing Crisis • Hunting • Iceslave • Iran • Marriage • Miller Test • Miltopia • NAU • Pimpin' • Racism • Shoes • Taxes • Terrorism • Unemployment • War • Welfare

Politicians: [Rigging Elections is funVote for me]

Ahmadinejad • Akin • AOC • B.Allen • G. Allen • Angle • Ashburn • Bachmann • Bhutto • Bin Laden • H.Biden • J.Biden • Blagojevich • Blair • Boehner • G.Brown • S.Brown • Bunning • Jim Traficant • Dubya Bush • George H. W. Bush • Burr • Byrd • Cain • Cameron • Chavez • Che • Cheney • Chomsky • Chretien • Churchill • Clinton • Clinton II • Chelsea Clinton Hillary Clinton Clegg • Cohen • Coleman • Corbyn • Cowger • Craig • Cthulhu • Cunningham • Curtis • D'Alema • Dean • Delay • Duterte • Dwyer • Edwards • Fagan • Fiorina • Foley • Gerald Ford • Rob Ford • Geller • Gillard • Gingrich • Giuliani • Gonzales • Gore • Graham • Gravel • Greene • Griffin • Hague • Hanson • Harding • Harper • Harris • Hitler • Howard • Huckabee • Hussein • Jackson • James • Jidette • Johnson • Johnson, Boris • Kennedy • LaRouche • LBJ • Lott • Kerry • Kind • Kissinger • Kucinich • Lewinsky • Lieberman • Limbaugh • Loughner • Major • Marceaux.com • Marx • McBerry • McCain • McConnell • McHenry • McKinney • Mercer • Michael Bloomberg • Moore • Morocco Mole • Mussolini • Nader • Nixon • Obama • O'Donnell • Osborne • Paine • Paladino • Palin • Paul • Pelosi • Pence • Perry • Pinochet • Pritt • Putin • Quah • Quayle • Rasansky • Reagan • Rendell • Rice • Robertson • Romney • Rove • Rudd • Rumsfeld • Ryan • Saakashvili • Sanders • Santorum • Schumer • Schwarzenegger • Sharpton • Cyril Smith • Jacqui Smith • Spitzer • Stevens • Stranahan • Supreme • Taitz • Thatcher • Thompson • Thorley • TPMMuckraker Mole • Trudeau • Trump • Vance • Ventura • Vitter • Walz • Warsi • Washington • Waxman • Weiner • West • Williams • Wilson • Wolfowitz • X • Xenophon

Parties: [No beer? Fuck that.Hell yeah, a party!]

America's Third Party • Black Bloc • Dramacratic Party • Hard Party • Lemon Party • Liberal Party of Australia • North American DONG Party • OBAMACORN • Socialist Workers Party • Pirate Party • Zapatistas

Tactics: [Rage Quit.How do I get elect?]

2013 US Government Shutdown • Blaming China • Captain Nigga Defenda • Cloward Piven Strategy • Critical race theory • Cuckservatives • Demockery • Doomsday Clock • G20 Toronto Lollercaust • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberal guilt • Macaca • #NotMySuperbowlChamps • Occupy Democrats • Operation Lemonparty • Raped Statistics • The Resistance • Upworthy • Wunderground

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-I asked for butt rape, not eye rape! Still good though! :)
+{{Notice|See also: [[Liberalism]]}}
+{{rainbowsmall|RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA  }}
+Are you a misanthrope? Are you a [[Attention Whore|poseur]]? Are you scared of rednecks and/or guns (Even though they're too wasted on malt liquor and meth to be a decent shot)? Do you drink non-homogenized milk? Is your favorite band 4 non blondes? Are you incapable of tying your [[shoes]] without extensive government intervention? Congratulations! You might just be a Leftard.
+[[Image:Janiceflag.jpg|thumb|300px|Typical leftards.  Notice they are all [[ass|fugly]] [[lesbian|dykes]]. [[W|Bush]] took pity on them and sent them to Africa, because Bush knew that [[Nigga Know Technology|fire hydrant sized black dicks could cure them]]. They are now all gainfully employed in porn.]]
+[[Image:Torturedlogicx1.gif|thumb|250px|[[the man|Uncle Sam]] is a manly man!]]
+They can be identified by their constant usage of phrases such as:
+*"Russia"
+*"[[KKK|Amerikkka]]"
+*"[[W|fuck bush]]"
+*"fuck the troops"
+*"[[Iraq|NO BLOOD FOR OIL]]"
+*"[[Irony|ISRAELI BLOOD FOR ARAB OIL]]"
+*"[[Fox News|Faux News]]"
+*"I hate the Constitution"
+*"Neocons"
+*"[[Nazi|Fascist]]"
+*"Haliburton"
+*"Decriminalize [[Marijuana]]"
+*"Speaking truth to power."
+*"I'm [[gay]]"
+*"Trump is Hitler"
+*"Trump is racist"
+*"[[You|You're a racist]]"
+*[[Obama|It's Bush's fault and you're a racist]]
+* fake news
+*Breitbart
+...and their extreme hatred for non vegan food, which offends them as it is associated with Western culture, a popular target of leftard hatred. They commonly eat shit like [[gay|mung beans]] and like to tell everyone their shit doesn't smell, but the truth is they're a malnourished, pasty and sick people.
+A common argument leftards use is the [[shit nobody cares about|"But people are dying in Iraq"]] in light of a tragedy.  If you had your entire family gunned down by some [[Virginia_Tech_massacre|crazy azn]] leftards would yell at you for shedding a tear or saying anything to their memory because "'''OMG SHUT UP!!! YOU CANT BE SAD AT ALL!! PEOPLE ARE DYING IN IRAQ!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CRY!!  STUPID NEOCON!'''".
+Perhaps the greatest degeneracy of Leftards is their passion for empty symbolism and mock-heroic acts.  Chaining yourself to a traffic light, chanting jingo, and waving a 50 foot high paper-mâché puppet of Dick Cheney stroking his dick just make national health insurance and world peace look [[16-year-old_girl|ridiculous]].
+== Origination of leftards ==
+[[Image:Alex_jones.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Alex Jones]] on his unpopular radio show]]
+Many leftards originated from a website known as [http://infowars.com infowars] where rapists and [[idiots|conspiracy theorists]] gather to talk about their leftarded ideas.
+[[Alex Jones]] created this website in hopes to promote his radio show despite the fact that everyone knows that he is a [[conservatism|conservatard]].
+The [[lol|9/11 conspiracy theory]] is the main topic of discussion on Infowars along with raping children and killing babies.
+Later another left-wing group know [http://www.adl.org/ ADL] [[pwnt]] [[Alex Jones]] because of his epic [[faggoty]] which caused an epic battle between the two that lasted [[over 9000|over 9000]] years.
+<center><youtube>WH_MBwQhGgA</youtube></center><br>
+== Ideology ==
+The central focus of the Leftard belief system, in any situation, is advocacy for '''whichever option would be the least advantageous for Western nations/culture/people'''. This is the only constant, fixed position of Leftards. To the modern day, Western Leftard, everything else (principles, allies, racism, anti-semitism, etc.) is flexible.
+Ideologically, Leftards are not strictly 'leftists', and differ distinctly from original Communist/Marxist thought and beliefs. Leftards are ''a modern, Western phenomena'' that has arisen in the West since the Cold War defeat of the (original) Marxist/Communist ideology (in the form of the USSR and her satellite states).
+While Marxism/Communism arose from the (19th century) observed exploitation of many of the working poor in the wake of the industrial revolution, and had a political platform that involved actual (''well-meaning'') goals and ideological principles to which Communists generally at least '''claimed''' to stick, ''Leftards do not have any fixed principles or grand plan''. They are furious, angry nihilists, who 20 years ago saw their dreams for a Communist utopia [[The Crackhead|go up in smoke]] thanks to the CIA.
+All that remains is hate. And faggotry---ironic, because most of them originally joined up with the vague idea that it would [[Secks|get them laid]]. Many go on to form self-righteous blogs such as [http://propagandalalaland.blogspot.com/ "Propagandalalaland."]
+==== Sell outs ====
+Leftards will do things today that Marxists would ''never, ever, consider doing''. For example, '''''Leftards will literally fight each other for the honor of deep-throating Muslim dick''''', because they sense an affinity with them, in a shared hatred of the West.
+Quite a departure from original Marxism, which despises ''all'' forms of religion as "reactionary and superstitious". Young Leftards do not even know this. All they know is that one minute they were signing a petition against Bush/Obama, and then the next minute, swallowing a stomach load of spicy Muslim cum suddenly made perfect sense.
+''Someone'' has to stand up for the traditional Muslim right to rape and pillage, so why not the young, wide-eyed leftard, with millionaire parents and a pet [[MLP|pony]]? Besides, they got a free, ghey, colourful "awareness" wristband for their troubles...
+==== Luddites ====
+Leftards are known for the deep, [[Unabomber]]-style hatred of all things technological. They don't want chemicals in their food, or water, or air supply.  They think stuff like trans fats and corn syrup are sub-standard just because they're made by chemical reactions and shorten your retirement.  (more entitlement thinking that they think they ''deserve'' a retirement, just handed to them)  They think stock derivatives are a bad idea just because the banks need a taxpayer bailout every time they lose money.  They can't understand modern institutions like health insurance, where you pay in all your excess money for twenty years so that you can't afford medical care when you need it and get dropped, just because they have a ''profit motive''.  They are a backward, tribal people uneducated by the philosophers of our age, people like [[Glenn Beck]] who can understand where things are all [[goatse|going and coming from]].
+==== Narcissism ====
+[[File:Granny hates everyone.jpg|right|185px]]
+Really these people are narcissists, they imagine an ideal state of being and since that is not the objective-subjective reality of people they end up hating everything: themselves, people they don't know, God, freedom, and art. Art? Much contemporary art reflects a collectivist morality that is viewed by many as ugly, one example: ''[https://www.marxists.org/archive/trotsky/1924/lit_revo/ Literature and Revolution]'' &rarr; Chapter 8: [https://www.marxists.org/archive/trotsky/1924/lit_revo/ch08.htm "Revolutionary and Socialist Art"]
+The video below is an example of the typical fucktarded Liberal ideas that thrive in high-resource environments, for these people make up only a small percentage in low-resource environments.
+<center>
+{{videoframe|RESOURCES|background-color: lightgrey;|font-weight:bold;
+|<youtube>DVg2EJvvlF8</youtube>
+|<youtube>JqowmHgxVJQ</youtube>}}
+</center>
+== Gallery ==
+{{cg|Eeyore the Emocrat|Liberalism|center|<gallery widths="200px" heights="90px" perrow="3">
+<!-- DON'T PUT YOUR IMAGE HERE -->
+Image:Emocrat1.jpg|Blame Bush for everything, Support Paulson Plan
+Image:Emocrat2.jpg|Elect Black President, Continue to label Americans racist
+Image:Emocrat3.jpg|The Holocaust is the ultimate evil, Abort 50 million babies per year
+</gallery>|<gallery widths="200px" heights="90px" perrow="3">
+<!-- PUT YOUR IMAGE ANYWHERE UNDER HERE -->
+Image:Emocrat4.jpg|That's not real Communism, He killed only 22 million farmers
+Image:Emocrat5.jpg|Government-run wars on Terror, Drugs, and Vietnam failed lulz, Support government-run Healthcare
+Image:Emocrat6.jpg|How dare you disagree with Environmentalism, Pol Pot was a great agrarian reformist
+Image:Emocrat7.jpg|The Civil War was about slaves and WW2 was about Jews, What are macroeconomics?
+Image:Emocrat8.jpg|Whine about greedy American corporations, Bail them out whenever they ask for it with tax payer money.
+Image:Emocrat9.jpg|If you disagree with Obama, you are a racist, Quietly wonder when the Change is coming
+Image:Emocrat10.jpg|Fox News uses dirty tricks to confuse people, Cultivate a Cult of Personality around Obama
+Image:Emocrat11.jpg|"Socialist" is code for "N-Word", Most Senior Democrat Senator was in the KKK
+Image:Emocrat12.jpg|Redneck militiamen are the real threat, Ignore African American criminal statistics
+Image:Emocrat13.jpg|Play Race Card, Never stop playing Race Card
+Image:Emocrat14.jpg|Senator Joe McCarthy was an asshole, Who was Alger Hiss?
+Image:Emocrat15.jpg|Demand an end to colonialism, Fund instability through the IMF
+Image:Emocrat16.jpg|Save the planet by driving a hybrid, Who cares if China is about to have 1 billion oil consumers?
+Image:Emocrat17.jpg|Support multiculturalism, Be impressed with how smart those backward savages are
+Image:Emocrat18.jpg|Change the world, Don't change your view of the world
+Image:Emocrat19.jpg|Legalize drugs, Protest pharmaceuticals
+Image:Emocrat20.jpg|Gene variations between individuals is greater than between races, What does "cascading gene expression" mean?
+Image:Emocrat21.jpg|White people have it easier because they never were enslaved. There's no such thing as White Guilt
+Image:Emocrat22.jpg|Protect minorities and cute fuzzy animals, Refuse to help 15 million poor white people
+Image:Emocrat23.jpg|Believe everything MTV says about culture, Be shocked when they are wrong
+Image:Emocrat24.jpg|Call everyone bigots and racists, Sue anyone that disagrees with you
+Image:Emocrat25.jpg|Warn people about "1984", Suppress opinions with Political Correctness
+Image:Emocrat26.jpg|Appreciate Scientists in your war agaisnt religion, Discredit James Watson and Bill Shockley as racist
+Image:Emocrat27.jpg|Wear Che Guevara shirts, Never leave the Middle Class
+Image:Emocrat28.jpg|Believe Infowars under Bush, Try to shutdown Infowars under Obama
+Image:Emocrat29.jpg|Complain that 4chan is too racist, Try to make 4chan your personal army
+Image:Emocrat30.jpg|Yell about trickle-down Reagenomics, Support trickle-down Obamanomics
+Image:Emocrat31.jpg|Complain about Consumerism, Log on to celebrity gossip sites on your MacBook while at Starbucks
+Image:Emocrat32.jpg|Protest Bush's War on Terror, Support Obama's support of Bush's War on Terror
+Image:Emocrat33.jpg|Pundits and talking heads are evil, Never use www.Thomas.gov
+Image:Emocrat34.jpg|Control Congress since 2007, Continue to blame Republicans
+Image:Emocrat35.jpg|Major in Sociology, Loathe Wikipedia
+Image:Emocrat36.jpg|Is that an untapped demographic?  Whew!  I thought I would have to support blacks forever!
+Image:Emocrat37.jpg|Complain about national debt, Support bailout that forces taxpayer's money to be reissued to them with interest
+Image:Emocrat38.jpg|Of course the bailout was transparent!  My pockets are see-through now
+Image:Emocrat41.jpg|Complain about Chinese pollution, Continue to buy crap from China
+Image:Emocrat40.jpg|End the war in Iraq, Pakistan probably deserves it
+Image:Emocrat-sauce.jpg|Obligatory sauce
+</gallery>}}
+== A Leftards' Favorite ED Articles ==
+*[[Americunts]]
+*[[Patriot Act]]
+*[[Freedom]]
+*[[Anti-Americanism]]
+*[[Thanksgiving]]
+*[[Capitalism]]
+*[[Conservatism]]
+*[[Ann Coulter]]
+*[[Republican]]
+*[[Neo-con]]
+*[[W]]
+*[[White people]]
+*[[Christian]]
+*[[Bible]]
+*[[God Hates Fags]]
+*[[Faux News]]
+*[[Billo The Clown|Bill O'rly]]
+*[[Stephen Colbert]]
+*[[Mongo]]
+*Any articles with the [[template:Closetcases|Closet Cases template]]
+*Anybody considered "Blessed By [[God]]" in the [[template:Christianity|Christianity template]]
+== See Also ==
+[[Image:Racistdog.jpg|thumb|A rare example of an [[old]] Liberal.]]
+* [[Truthfag]]
+* [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama]]
+* [[Black Jesus]]
+* [[Generation Snowflake]]
+* [[Keith Olbermann]]
+* [[Andrew Meyer]]
+* [[Michael Moore]]
+* [[Food Not Bombs]]
+* [[Hippy]]
+* [[Global Warming]]
+* [[Liberalism]]
+* [[Plastic Straws]]
+* [[Hillary Clinton]]
+* [[Dennis Kucinich]]
+* [[Liberal guilt]]
+* [[Al Sharpton]]
+* [[Politically correct]]
+* [[Don Imus]]
+* [[Atheist]]
+* [[Pagan]]
+* [[Homosexuality]]
+* [[Chris Crocker]]
+* [[Emo]]
+* [[Burning Man]]
+* [[Protest]]
+* [[The Young Turks]]
+{{politics}}
+{{crap}}
+[[Category:Epithets]]

Leftard: Difference between revisions

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Origination of leftards