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''Not to be confused with: [[LoL]]. See [[LOL|disambiguation]] for more.''
[[File:lol.jpg|thumb|right|LOL]]
'''Lol''', the most abused abbreviation on the [[internet]].  But what does it mean?  Usually one of these:
# Lack of Laughter
# I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation
# I'm finished typing my sentence now.(opposite of [[RAWR]]. Also more common than [[RAWR]].)
# Laugh out loud, or laughing out loud for people that are new to the internet.
# I'm scratching my balls and not actually smiling or making any sound but typed it anyway.
# Lots of laughter/laughs (but those who think so are [[ghey]])
# Also used when [[you]] say something unfunny and everyone else pities you.
# Lots of [[lulz]], i.e. [[Fox News|a corruption of lol.]]
# Lots of love <3 (is this supposed to be a heart or a ball sack?)
# Lots of loli
# [[Christfag|Love our Lord]]
# Lots of Liquor
# Lets Order Linguine
# Lots of luck (Stock market talk. Usually indiscernible from laugh out loud, as the majority of the Stockhouse [[users]] are faggots. Has been used by Stockhouse users [[for at least 100 years]].)
# Fun, though only if it originates from [[Dutch]]fags. Why? Because fun is lol in Dutch.
# To replace a point (or a comma in rare cases) lol
# Lesbians on Leashes


Lol is also spelled [[longcat|ELLOWELL]], [[Arab|El-O'elh]], and [[lollerskates|lolololololol]]
{{Warning|[[WebMD]] has stated that using lol, any variants of lol, or other [[faggotry]] causes various conditions such as [[AIDS]].}}
===IRLOL===
:interj. (Acronym: [[in real life]] laughing out loud)
::1: an exclamation used on the [[internet]] to express [[gay|gaiety]] and to indicate that one has human laughed in real life, typically as a result of listening to [[The Aristocrats|funny jokes]]. (this term developed as a response to the CNN reports of lol fraud) [syn: [[rofl|IROFL]]]
:n. (contraction of [[IRL]] and [[OL]])
::1: (''irlol nervosa'') a schizotypal [[disorder]] which causes confusion between realspace and hyperspace, resulting in either [[The Internet Is Serious Business|taking the internet too seriously]] or behaving in public as one would online (such as using acronyms like lol to describe their emotions).


<h2>LOL may be produced by web videos even if the users do not comment the content "LOL". Credit for the laugher can be honored by the originality and flow of the piece.</h2> 
[[image:lol.jpg|180px|right]]
'''Lol''': (Acronym: laughing out loud; not to be confused with [[lulz]]) an exclamation and an excrement of the [[internets]] to express [[homosexuality]] and to indicate that one has human laughed in real life, typically as a result of listening to [[The Aristocrats|funny jokes]]. (this term developed as a response to the CNN reports of lol fraud) [syn: [[rofl|IROFL]]]
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==[[boring|Stop using it]]==
There are many side effects from using the acronym lol such as turning into a [[16 year old girl]] or contracting [[AIDs]], for your healthy and safety, we advise not to use lol unless you want to state how much of a [[shit]] you are.
[[image:Lol Rage face.gif|180px|right]]
*It is an abbreviation for "Laugh/Laughs/Laughing/Laughed out loud". As such, there is no reason add -ed or -ing at the end. That is subsumed in the context in which the term is used. You do not "laugh out louded" nor are you "laugh out louding", [[faggot]].
*Since '''lol''' is an abbreviation, there is absolutely no reason to use it on a forum or message board. You are not texting and are not being charged for each line you type.
*'''Lol''' is not a greeting, a salutation, a closing statement, or punctuation. Stop putting it at the beginning and end of everything you type.
*Thanks to the lack of [[original content]], nothing can trigger [[lulz]] anymore. If you are truly laughing out loud at every dead meme or thing you read on the internet, then [[you]] are either [[Fucktard|mentally deficient]], have [[Unfunny|no real sense of humor]], or have a [[Cancer|brain tumor]]. In any event, consult a doctor, or better yet, be the [[an hero]].
Those whose intelligence has been mutilated by the internet to the point that they actually say '''lol''' in the real world should be imprisoned with [[Bubba]] as quick as possible and have [[goatse]] for something to '''lol''' about.
==Modern Meaning==
[[File:Photorealistic LOL.jpg|right|180px|thumb|[[IRL]]]]
Being the most abused abbreviation on the [[internet]], '''Lol's''' meaning has reached a point that can't even be parodied anymore without making you look like an [[autist]]. Among the new things it stands for include:
*Lack of Laughter
*Lots of love [[Less than three|<3]] (A ballsack?)
*Lesbians on Leashes
*"I'm finished typing my sentence now."
*"I have a very low IQ."
*"I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
*"I'm scratching my balls and not actually smiling or making any sound but typed it anyway."
However, '''Lol's''' main new use is when [[you]] say something unfunny and everyone else types it to pity [[you]].


===In Images===
==People who use lol==
{{cg|Galeria de lol|lolGallery|center|<gallery>
*[[Jews]]
*[[You]]
*[[Autists]]
*[[16 year old girls]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[12 year old girls]]
*Anyone who uses [[forced memes]]
*Many more mentally handicapped people (primarily under the age of 18)
==Gallery==
{{cg||lolGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
image:Lolmantiseses.gif
image:Lolmouth small.jpg
image:LOL DROWN.jpg|LOL if you see someone drowning in bacon
image:I lol'd.jpg
image:Zeldatyp.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
image:Alcolol.jpg
image:Lulz Corruption.jpg|Right before [[Lulz|the corruption]]
image:Bit too harsh.PNG
image:Laugh out Lord.jpg
Image:Steamloller.gif|[[Steamloller]]
Image:Steamloller.gif|[[Steamloller]]
Image:Lollercoaster.gif|[[Lollercoaster]]
Image:Lollercoaster.gif|[[Lollercoaster]]
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Image:Rofljaculation.gif|Rofljaculation
Image:Rofljaculation.gif|Rofljaculation
Image:Roflcopter.gif|[[Roflcopter]]
Image:Roflcopter.gif|[[Roflcopter]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Lmaonaise.gif|[[Lmaonaise]]
Image:Lmaonaise.gif|[[Lmaonaise]]
Image:Owlicopter.gif|[[Lmaowl]]
Image:Owlicopter.gif|[[Lmaowl]]
Image:LOLRUS.gif|[[SapphyDracases|LOLRUS]]
Image:LOLRUS.gif|[[SapphyDracases|LOLRUS]]
Image:Lolbus.gif|Lolbus
Image:Lolbus.gif|Lolbus
File:Web lol.png|On the web
image:France_lol.jpg|lol [[kill it with fire]]
Image:Lollercaust.gif|[[Lollercaust]]
Image:Lollercaust.gif|[[Lollercaust]]
Image:Lolstika.gif|[[Lollercaust|Lolstika]]
Image:Lolstika.gif|[[Lollercaust|Lolstika]]
File:LOL DROWN.jpg|LOL if you see someone drowning in bacon
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}
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===Other variations===
==Shitter variations==
*[[Lollerskates]]
*[[Lollerskates]]
*[[lawl]]
*[[lawl]]
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*[[Loler]]
*[[Loler]]
*[[lolwtf]]
*[[lolwtf]]
 
*[[LOL WUT]]
==Related Articles==
*[[Lulz]]
*[[Lulz]]
*[[Rofl]]
*[[Rofl]]
*[[LOL WUT]]
*[[Trololololololololololo]]
*[[Trololololololololololo]]
*[[Uncyclopedia]] (antonym)
*[[RAWR]]
* LOL Ꮂ? (Cherokee Language Alphabet Code)
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