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[[image:whatareyoudoing.jpg|right|thumb|400px|This sums up the community nicely. [http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/112439.html?thread=27177015#t27177015 This person] has admitted to making it, defeating the point of it being a "secret."]]
[[image:whatareyoudoing.jpg|right|thumb|400px|This sums up the community nicely. [http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/112439.html?thread=27177015#t27177015 This person] has admitted to making it, defeating the point of it being a "secret."]]
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[[Idiots]] are prone to calling it fandom_secrets when there really is no underscore.  Putting in the underscore will take you to an even [[fail|shittier]] copycat community that nobody joined but the mod's friends.  It got changed to tv_secret once the mod realized how stupid they were for not checking before creating the community.
[[Idiots]] are prone to calling it fandom_secrets when there really is no underscore.  Putting in the underscore will take you to an even [[fail|shittier]] copycat community that nobody joined but the mod's friends.  It got changed to tv_secret once the mod realized how stupid they were for not checking before creating the community.


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image:redwallrphj2.png|lol peer pressure
 
image:BieberFandomSecrets.png|[[Justin Bieber|Bieber]] Father and Son
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image:GayPedoFandomSecrets.png|Gay pedophilia is absolutely beautiful...
Image:redwallrphj2.png|Lol, peer pressure.
image:CanonLoliFandomsecrets.jpg‎|...and straight pedophilia is [[Canon]].
Image:BieberFandomSecrets.png|[[Justin Bieber|Bieber]] Father and Son
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:GayPedoFandomSecrets.png|Gay pedophilia is absolutely beautiful...
image:rapinglee.png|Amazing
Image:CanonLoliFandomsecrets.jpg‎|...and straight pedophilia is [[Canon]].
image:Chrisality.png|[[Chris-chan]]
Image:rapinglee.png|Amazing
image:TGWTGfantasy.jpg| Do it cunt!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
image:RFEJF.jpg|You will never look at [[Warhammer]] the same way again.
Image:Star trek angel 1.jpg|[[Star Trek]] Gender Blender
image:WolverineFisting.jpg|I have no words.
Image:Chrisality.png|[[Chris-chan]]
image:lolfear.png
Image:TGWTGfantasy.jpg| Do it cunt!
image:fandom1.jpg|fap fap fap
Image:RFEJF.jpg|You will never look at [[Warhammer]] the same way again.
image:MishaCollinsNavi.png| He is one of ''[[Otherkin|us]]''!
Image:WolverineFisting.jpg|I have no words.
image:Ftmsecret.png|It's a little known fact that [[FTM]]s are ravenous scavengers.
Image:lolfear.png
image:digimonpartner.png
Image:fandom1.jpg|fap fap fap
image:DahliaSecret.jpg
Image:MishaCollinsNavi.png| He is one of ''[[Otherkin|us]]''!
image:Idealed6secret.png|[[fag]]
Image:Ftmsecret.png|It's a little known fact that [[FTM]]s are ravenous scavengers.
image:Smurfssecret.png
Image:digimonpartner.png
image:gastonwut.gif|[[Gaston]], no!
Image:DahliaSecret.jpg
image:Anorexiasecret.jpg|Yes, the one to blame for your [[anorexia]] is [[anime]] and not your own ridiculously low self-esteem.
Image:Siriussecret.jpg|Lol, [[suicide]]
image:Spartabeowulfsecret.jpg
Image:Lunaalone.jpg|[[Forever alone]].
image:Elfhate.jpg
Image:Idealed6secret.png|[[Fag]]
image:Watsoncrickhousewilsonsecret.jpg
Image:Smurfssecret.png
image:Jesussecret.gif|Tell [[Jesus]] to get off of /m/ and do something useful.
Image:gastonwut.gif|[[Gaston]], no!
image:wowfriends.jpg|[[World of Warcraft|WoW]] stupidity
Image:Anorexiasecret.jpg|Yes, the one to blame for your [[anorexia]] is [[anime]] and not your own ridiculously low self-esteem.
image:Quarksecret.gif|But what about the teeth?
Image:Spartabeowulfsecret.jpg
image:Fandomgays.jpg|lol gays
Image:Elfhate.jpg
image:Ponysecret.png|sick fuck
Image:Watsoncrickhousewilsonsecret.jpg
image:Rapesecret.jpg|Real humor comes from [[dead babies]], but never rape.
Image:Jesussecret.gif|Tell [[Jesus]] to get off of /m/ and do something useful.
image:Escapistmotivator.jpg
Image:wowfriends.jpg|[[World of Warcraft|WoW]] stupidity
image:Orlandobloomelves.jpg
Image:Quarksecret.gif|But what about the teeth?
Image:Fandomgays.jpg|lol gays
Image:Ponysecret.png|sick fuck
Image:Rapesecret.jpg|Real humor comes from [[dead babies]], but never rape.
Image:Escapistmotivator.jpg
Image:Lament Of The Halloween Hambeast.jpg|The [[BAWWW|lament]] of the [[Halloween]] [[hambeast]].
Image:Orlandobloomelves.jpg
Image:A-Log sneaks onto Fandom Secrets.jpg|[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] sneaks onto Fandom Secrets.
Image:A-Log sneaks onto Fandom Secrets.jpg|[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] sneaks onto Fandom Secrets.
Image:Digimonzbn9kkk.jpg|lol childhood  
Image:Digimonzbn9kkk.jpg|Lol, childhood.
Image:Enchanted slash.png|fuck ''no''
Image:Enchanted slash.png|Fuck ''no''
Image:Princessgz8.jpg
Image:Princessgz8.jpg
Image:Dead bro.jpg|lol death
Image:Dead bro.jpg|Lol, death.
Image:Hi, JohnOfE.jpg|[[JohnOfE]] posts a secret.
Image:Hi, JohnOfE.jpg|[[JohnOfE]] posts a secret.
Image:Fandomsecrets2vb7.png|Ship wars did Pearl Harbor.
Image:Fandomsecrets2vb7.png|Ship wars did Pearl Harbor.
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Image:Miis.jpg|No friends
Image:Miis.jpg|No friends
Image:I HOPE THIS IS REAL.jpg|Wow. Good job.
Image:I HOPE THIS IS REAL.jpg|Wow. Good job.
Image:FandomUnrealisticExpectations.png|Emo and Anime go hand in hand.
Image:FandomUnrealisticExpectations.png|[[Emo]] and [[anime]] go hand in hand.
Image:YugiSuicide.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh stopped you from committing suicide?  I hate you 4Kids.
Image:YugiSuicide.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh stopped you from committing suicide?  I hate you, 4Kids.
Image:Cousinshipping.jpg|Incest, it's awwwwright.
Image:Cousinshipping.jpg|Incest, it's awwwwright.
Image:Inappropriaterelationship.jpg|Lol [[objectophilia|car-fetishism]].
Image:Inappropriaterelationship.jpg|Lol, [[objectophilia|car-fetishism]].
 
Image:Butthurt Transformers-Fan Brony.jpg|An insight into the motivation of a [[brony|grown man who wants to have sex with pastel-colored cartoon horses from a show for little girls]] - it's all to get back at [[Realmrsoptimusprime|grown women who want to have sex with transforming robots from a show for little boys!]]
Image:4vgxukw.png|Furries
Image:4vgxukw.png|Furries
Image:4yqpb7r.png|in
Image:4yqpb7r.png|in
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Image:BelAirshipping.png
Image:BelAirshipping.png
Image:Wartists.png|A tartlet finally getting some brain. YES, YOU SUCK
Image:Wartists.png|A tartlet finally getting some brain. YES, YOU SUCK
 
Image:AZCly.png|[[The Unknown Autobot]] posts a secret.
Image:Vancouvershipping.png
Image:Vancouvershipping.png
Image:Morepathetic.jpg|It does that for all of us, anon. For all of us.  
Image:Morepathetic.jpg|It does that for all of us, anon. For all of us.  
Image:Stephenfrytheimaginaryfriend.jpg|... wat?
Image:Stephenfrytheimaginaryfriend.jpg|... wat?
Image:COLORS.png
Image:COLORS.png
Image:Konataawesome.gif|An [[Lucky Star|animu]] girl is just TOO AWESOME.
Image:Konataawesome.gif|An [[Lucky Star|animu]] girl is just TOO AWESOME.
Image:PoetryEngraved.png
Image:PoetryEngraved.png
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Image:LotRisrealzguise.jpg
Image:NoMPREGplease.jpg|DON'T SHIT OUT BABIES.
Image:NoMPREGplease.jpg|DON'T SHIT OUT BABIES.
Image:IhateyouTwain.gif|Why isn't there any porn of that Mark Twain, you bastard!
Image:IhateyouTwain.gif|Why isn't there any porn of that Mark Twain, you bastard!
Image:FuckLewisCarroll.jpg|Fuck off Twain, Lewis Carroll is more bishie.
Image:FuckLewisCarroll.jpg|Fuck off Twain, Lewis Carroll is more bishie.
Image:JAPANSUCKS.jpg|Take that, weeaboos.
Image:JAPANSUCKS.jpg|Take that, weeaboos.
 
Image:JAPANSUCKS Deux.jpg
Image:Pen0rsecret.jpg|Well of course ... That's SO interesting ...
Image:Pen0rsecret.jpg|Well of course ... That's SO interesting ...
Image:Secretsakai.jpg
Image:Secretsakai.jpg
Image:MickyYES.jpg
Image:TF2centipede.jpg|Centipede in my TF2?
Image:TF2centipede.jpg|Centipede in my TF2?
Image:LoliFandomSecrets.jpg|You ''are''.
Image:LoliFandomSecrets.jpg|You ''are''.
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Image:AceAttorneyFS.jpg|Someone has never seen a real court case.
Image:AceAttorneyFS.jpg|Someone has never seen a real court case.
Image:FSLibraryBooks.png|Fandom Secrets gives you a new perspective on life doesn't it?
Image:FSLibraryBooks.png|Fandom Secrets gives you a new perspective on life doesn't it?
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This sums up the community nicely. This person has admitted to making it, defeating the point of it being a "secret."

Just as normal bourgeois citizens confess their banal stories of lonely and failure to PostSecret, Otaku and Wapanese send their own, far more pathetic, tales to the Livejournal community fandomsecrets.

What is Fandom Secrets made of?

  • 28% of the secrets are about how two lesbians roleplaying yaoibuttsex fall in love with each other.
  • 12% consists of lesbians getting dumped by their yaoibuttsex RP girlfriends.
  • The rest are heart-wrenching confessions about how two characters in some anime thing didn't end up together, or how a character died and it made the poster cry for weeks, or something equally lame, or how someone wants to screw a character whose name they picked out of a hat for the lulz.

A Lonely Existence

... There are no words.

Every single post in there was written from the depths of a lightless basement on a keyboard sticky with crumbs, tears, and grease.

The comments for each posted secret are even worse, if such a thing is possible, and it has been established that each Moderator there is likely to be a cunty elitist asshole (scroll down) and possibly even bisexual. Very bisexual. This caused much Internet drama, Lulz and Wank. One of the mods and the resident pedo of the secret LB organization have even been rumored to be canon and were a very popular pairing at this OTP meme. But they're not actually a gay couple, since they're both just fangirls roleplaying yaoi because none of the boys in their high school will date them. Clearly an example of bad breeding and failure.

Unknown to most, although the community is supposedly run by three 16 year old girls, fandomsecrets is in fact run by a shady internet organization known as "LB." Any members that voice dissent about either the moderators' opinions or how the community is run are either quickly silenced, gangbanged into submission, or made offers they can't refuse. And by means of ridiculously vague "rules" regarding what secrets are and are not posted, this organization of drooling fangirls suppresses all secrets that might possibly go against the gay agenda.

Idiots are prone to calling it fandom_secrets when there really is no underscore. Putting in the underscore will take you to an even shittier copycat community that nobody joined but the mod's friends. It got changed to tv_secret once the mod realized how stupid they were for not checking before creating the community.


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