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John Edward Robinson

John Edward Robinson
Born December 27, 1943 (82 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 7
Top 50? nope
Style Tactical Espionage Action, Single-Player
An Hero? Nope
Motive Sexual Sadism

The first internet serial killer.

See Also

Michael McDermott

Michael Morgan McDermott
Born September 4, 1958 (67 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 7
Top 50? nope (#1 in Massachusetts)
Style FPS, Single-Player
An Hero? Nope
Motive Fake Schizophrenia

Massachusite mass-shooter who tried faking schizophrenia in order to get away with it but was quickly disproven from his internet search history.

Loudout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: AK-47
  • Secondary: 12-Gauge Winchester 1300
  • Tertiary: 32-Caliber Retolaza
  • Perk: Going Postal
  • Increased damage against Delivery/Postal Office workers if recently fired from such services
  • Player moving speed cuts a half

Difficulty climbing fences and walls Stamina stats cut a half. Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.

North Hollywood shootout

Larry Eugene Phillips Jr. and Decebal Ștefan Emilian "Emil" Mătăsăreanu
Born Philips: September 20, 1970
Mătăsăreanu: July 19, 1966
Died Phillips: February 27, 1997 (26 years old)
Mătăsăreanu: February 27, 1997 (29 years old)
Nationality: Phillips: Americunt  
Mătăsăreanu: Romanian  
Highscore Injured 11
Top 50? nope
Style FPS, GTA, Multiplayer Co-Op
An Hero? yes (Phillips)
No (Mătăsăreanu)
Motive robbery

Loudout

Larry Phillips
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Norinco Type 56S
  • A cheap Chinese civilian model AK-47. These ones have been illegally modified to fire at full auto.
  • Secondary: Norico Type 56S-1
  • Whatever the difference is. Also illegally modified to fire full auto with infinite ammo turned on. Complete with several 75 to 100 round drum magazines and 30-round box magazines.
  • Tertiary: Heckler & Koch HK91
  • semi automatic rifle with several extended 40 round box magazines.
  • Quaternary: Beretta 92FS
 Anheroing device also equipped with serval magazines used by Phillip.
  • Quintary: Body Armor
  • Well-endowed in aramid and steel plating covering all vital areas except the head. Capable of deflecting most ammo types.
  • Perk 1: Stopping Power
  • Increases bullet damage to ræp the enemies.
  • Perk 2: Sleight of Hand
  • Nigh infinite ammo
  • Perk 3: Height
  • Larry towers over enemies at 6 feet tall. (+15% movement speed) (+35% intimidation success)
Emil Mătăsăreanu
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Norinco Type 56S
  • Another one for the homeboy. Also illegally modified to do full auto fire.
  • Secondary: Bushmaster XM-15 E2S Dissipator
  • Also modified to do full auto fire and equipped with two 100-round Beta-C Magazines and fitted with a M16A1-style handguard.
  • Tertiary: Body Armor
  • Well-endowed in aramid and steel plating covering all vital areas except the head. Capable of deflecting most ammo types.
  • Perk 1: Stopping Power
  • Increases bullet damage to ræp the enemies.
  • Perk 2: Sleight of Hand
  • Nigh infinite ammo.
  • Perk 3: Height
  • Larry towers over enemies at 6'3. (+15% movement speed) (+35% intimidation success)
  • Player moving speed cuts a half. Difficulty climbing fences and walls. Stamina stats cut a half. Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 11 injured.
Accuracy: 1/20 fired ~1,100 shots and didn’t even kill anyone.
Style: 20/20 Kitted out enough to take on an army.
Butthurt: 20/20 The reason cops have semi-automatics in their trunks today.
Bonus: 20/20 aewsomeness
Total Score: 61/100 (C)
I can’t think of anything
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


Isabelle Valdez & Lois Lippert

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Isabelle Valdez and Lois Lippert
Nationality: Americunts
Highscore 0
Top 50? nah
Style Hack'N'Slash, Multiplayer CoOp
An Hero? i wish
Motive Resurrect Adam Lanza

2 ugly bitches that wanted to resurrect Adam Lanza by killing a classmate that allegedly looked like him. Their plan was foiled and they were captured laughing about it on police cams.

Lois Lippert (the skinny one) was well-respected for drawing Columbine art on Tumblr under the name "Foxfever" and was a big fan of Zero Day.

Loadout

Isabelle Valdez
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Sacraficial knife
  • Spell: Orison to Adam Lanza
  • Handicap: Fat
Lois Lippert
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Sacraficial knife
  • Spell: Orison to Adam Lanza

See Also

Pedro Rodrigues Filho

WARNING:

With Portuspics,
Suck on dicks!

Pedro Rodrigues Filho
Born October 29, 1954
Died March 5, 2023 (aged 68)
Nationality: Brazilian
Highscore 71 confirmed kills; potentially 100+
Top 50? 21st
Style Tactical Espionage Action, Single player
An Hero? Não
Motive Revenge


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