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John Edward Robinson

John Edward Robinson
Born December 27, 1943 (82 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 7
Top 50? Nope
Style Tactical Espionage Action, Single Player
An Hero? Nope
Motive Sexual sadism

The first internet serial killer.

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Michael McDermott

Michael Morgan McDermott
Born September 4, 1958 (67 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 7
Top 50? Nope (#1 in Massachusetts)
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? Nope
Motive Fake schizophrenia

Massachusite mass shooter who tried faking schizophrenia in order to get away with it but was quickly disproven from his internet search history.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: AK-47
  • Secondary: 12-Gauge Winchester 1300
  • Tertiary: 32-Caliber Retolaza
  • Perk: Going Postal
  • Increased damage against Delivery/Postal Office workers if recently fired from such services
  • Player moving speed cuts a half
    Difficulty climbing fences and walls
    Stamina stats cut a half.
    Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.

North Hollywood shootout

Lose an iPod?

This page contains an hero.
Lose an iPod to the pigs?

This page contains an police hero.
Larry Eugene Phillips Jr. and Decebal Ștefan Emilian "Emil" Mătăsăreanu
Born September 20, 1970 (Phillips)
July 19, 1966 (Mătăsăreanu)
Died February 28, 1997 (aged 26 and 30)
Nationality: Americunt   (Phillips)
Romanian   (Mătăsăreanu)
Highscore Injured 20
Top 50? Nope
Style FPS + Payday: The Heist, Co-Op
An Hero? Yes (Phillips)
No (Mătăsăreanu)
Motive Robbery

Loadout

Larry Phillips
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Norinco Type 56S
  • A cheap Chinese civilian model AK-47. These ones have been illegally modified to fire at full auto.
  • Secondary: Norico Type 56S-1
  • Whatever the difference is. Also illegally modified to fire full auto with infinite ammo turned on. Complete with several 75 to 100-round drum magazines and 30-round box magazines.
  • Tertiary: Heckler & Koch HK91
  • Semi-automatic rifle with several extended 40-round box magazines.
  • Quaternary: Beretta 92FS
  • An heroing device also equipped with serval magazines used by Phillip.
  • Quinary: Body Armor
  • Well-endowed in aramid and steel plating covering all vital areas except the head. Capable of deflecting most ammo types.
  • Perk 1: Stopping Power
  • Increases bullet damage to ræp the enemies.
  • Perk 2: Sleight of Hand
  • Nigh infinite ammo.
  • Perk 3: Height
  • Larry towers over enemies at 6 feet tall. (+15% movement speed) (+35% intimidation success)
Emil Mătăsăreanu
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Norinco Type 56S
  • Another one for the homeboy. Also illegally modified to do full auto fire.
  • Secondary: Bushmaster XM-15 E2S Dissipator
  • Also modified to do full auto fire and equipped with two 100-round Beta-C Magazines and fitted with a M16A1-style handguard.
  • Tertiary: Body Armor
  • Well-endowed in aramid and steel plating covering all vital areas except the head. Capable of deflecting most ammo types.
  • Perk 1: Stopping Power
  • Increases bullet damage to ræp the enemies.
  • Perk 2: Sleight of Hand
  • Nigh infinite ammo.
  • Perk 3: Height
  • Emil towers over enemies at 6'3". (+15% movement speed) (+35% intimidation success)
  • Player moving speed cuts a half
    Difficulty climbing fences and walls
    Stamina stats cut a half.
    Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 20 injured.
Accuracy: 1/20 Fired ~1,100 shots and didn’t even kill anyone.
Style: 20/20 Kitted out enough to take on an army.
Butthurt: 20/20 The reason cops have semi-automatics in their trunks today.
Bonus: 20/20 Awesomeness
Total Score: 61/100 (C)
I can’t think of anything
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


The Movie

Isabelle Valdez & Lois Lippert

Isabelle Valdez and Lois Lippert
Nationality: Americunts  
Highscore Killed 0, injured 0
Top 50? Nah
Style Hack'N'Slash, Co-Op
An Hero? Unfortunately, no
Motive Resurrect Adam Lanza

2 ugly bitches that wanted to resurrect Adam Lanza by killing a classmate that allegedly looked like him. Their plan was foiled and they were captured laughing about it on police cams. The lulzy part? Since they were laughing about it, they got v& for 900 years.

Lois Lippert (the skinny one) was well-respected for drawing Columbine art on Tumblr under the name "Foxfever" and was a big fan of Zero Day.

Loadout

Isabelle Valdez
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Sacrificial knife
  • Spell: Orison to Adam Lanza
  • Player moving speed cuts a half
    Difficulty climbing fences and walls
    Stamina stats cut a half.
    Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.
Lois Lippert
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Sacrificial knife
  • Perk: Tumblrina
  • Spell: Orison to Adam Lanza

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Pedro Rodrigues Filho

WARNING:

With Portuspics,
Suck on dicks!

Pedro Rodrigues Filho
Born October 29, 1954
Died March 5, 2023 (aged 68)
Nationality: Brazilian  
Highscore 71 confirmed kills; potentially 100+
Top 50? 21st
Style Tactical Espionage Action, Single Player
An Hero? Não
Motive Revenge

Former serial killer turned let's player.

Robert Dorgan / Roberta Dorgano

Lose an iPod?

This page contains an hero.
Lose an iPod to transphobia?

This page contains someone who was Stunning and Brave.
Roberta Dorgano
deadname: Robert K. Dorgan
Born July 15, 1969 (nice!)
Died February 16, 2026 (aged 56)
Nationality: Amerikaner  
Highscore Killed 3, injured 2
Top 50? Nope, just another tran hero
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Family issues

Roberta Dorgano (Deadname: Robert K. Dorgan) was yet another tranny mass shooter who, just 6 days after Jesse Strang, sought to return the tranny high score back to the Americans by killing his ex-wife and her family, including his son. What makes Robert(a) stand out (and we're not talking about him being a fugly gigahon in a dress and sweatpants) is his idiosyncratic beliefs. Despite being a tranny, he was also a right-wing groyper and had a sleeve deco'd in Nazi tattoos.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: 10mm Glock 29SF Gen 3 semi-automatic pistol
  • Secondary: .357 SIG Sauer P226 semi-automatic pistol
  • Perk: Tranny
  • Spell: Groyper

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 2 injured
Accuracy: 12/20 3/5
Style: 3/20 Played Hitman and couldn't even eliminate all targets.
Butthurt: 5/20 You could say he broke the ice on violence committed by transsexuals.
Bonus: 5/20 Crossdressing Nazi
Total Score: 28/100 (F)
"Keep bashing us. but do not wonder why we Go BERSERK"
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force


See Also

Dr. Matthew C. Harris

WARNING!

Around blacks, never relax!


Dr. Matthew C. Harris
Nationality: Basketball Americunt  
Highscore Killed 0, injured 0
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, v&
Motive Mental illness

Dr. Matthew C. Harris is a crazy skitzonigga who threatened to shoot up his school. Solomon Henderson clearly based his persona off of him.

See Also

DollyFlesh

This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
DollyFlesh
Born: September 11, 2000 (25 years old)
Real Name: Leighton Allen Labute
A.k.a: DollyFlesh, MiseryMagic, The Kelowna Hampster Killer
Nationality: Canuck  
active: 2016-2020

DollyFlesh (powerword: Leighton Allen Labute) is an animal abuser, eccentric web artist and wannabe serial killer who idolized the likes of Luka Magnotta, John Wayne Gacy, Tsutomu Miyazaki and The Beast of Jersey. He specializes in the medium of clay animation.

See also

His accounts

Breakcore

Not to be confused with hurtcore.

Breakcore is the faggier cousin of incelcore known for its electronic hyperactive nonsense beats and oh-so edgy album titles usually pertaining to huffing HRT or having a perverted lolicon addition. The genre has become extremely popular with chronically online trannies due its entrancing beats that coincide with the sissy hypno porn genre. Nothing about breakcore is particularly unique and is mostly an amalgamation of previously existing music genres, but it can be easily identified by its the aforementioned themes.

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World of T-Shirts

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
ATTENTION!
This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.

World of T-Shirts (Joshua Block) is a violently autistic nepobaby with anger issues and an unlimited disposable income who likes traveling the world, luxuriating at night clubs and turning his life into an IRL Truman Show by broadcasting himself on TikTok and other streaming services. Josh has a superiority complex and hates poorfags. He is easily enraged and thinks he's tough shit, which is taken advantage of by his following of weens who send him into a fit of autistic screeching whenever he is told to "put the fries in the bag", which works every time without fail.

One of many such cases.
WorldOfTShirts x Daniel Larson - The crossover of the century
Danny Duncan crossover

How to Troll World of T-Shirts

  • Tell him to "put the fries in the bag". (warning: Do not do this unless you want him to chase you around in public)
  • Call him poor.

See Also

F1NN5STER

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Stoic Sigma 2/Sandbox is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


F1NN5TER was a regular Minecraft streamer who was coerced by 50 year old men into becoming a tranny with a unlimited disposable income.

After being pink-pilled hard, he would return the favor by donating money to get HRT for children.

TheGamerFromMars uploaded a rather intensive video on this guy recently.

See Also

Anti-zoo

Anti-zoo is a movement in the furry fandom that is purportedly against zoophilia. The fact that this movement needs to exist goes to show just how fucked up the furry fandom is considering they feel the need to create a group advocating against that taboo little thing that has nothing to do with them. The term is usually thrown around as a #hashtag in online posts as a form of slacktivism by therians and furry kids. Statistically, a STRIKING half of all furries seem to be against zoophilia, although there is some contention on where to draw the line for furry porn. Some believe "feral" porn (literal cartoon bestiality) gives actual zoophiles a safespace in their community while others believe it is le "harmless" degeneracy. In reality though, they aren't really against zoophilia but are against bestiality as either way they are psycho-sexually aroused by animal-like visual stimuli. The furry usually tries to justify this contradiction in their logic by claiming anthropornography isn't zoophilic on account of it depicting anthropomorphized animals, yet they fail to recognize that, like necrophilia, there are degrees of zoophilia and saying it is devoid of any zoophilic ideation is like saying lolicon isn't pedophilic or that traps are not gay when they self-evidently are all those things. The only thing furries have against zoophilia is that it makes them look bad whenever one of them gets caught.

Guide to catching zoophiles

ADD MOAR

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Dallas Humber

Fanart Dallas drew for Dylann Roof as his pen pal.

Dallas Humber was a Terrorgram leader who personally instigated several attacks. She also has a history of drawing guru Nazi shit on DaviantArt and reviewing dildos and sex toys. She is essentially a more successful version of Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath.

Dallas' Personal High Score Board

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR STYLE
1 Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni 4 11 N 2022 FPS
2 Juraj Krajčík 2 1 Y 2022 FPS
3 Arda Küçükyetim 0 5 N 2024 Hack'N'Slash

Kuz

The subject of this article is a faggot with rage.

Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, affectionately known as Kuz, is best known for being the former owner of Soyjak.party. He formed a group called the Kolyma Network to exercise his imageboard-collecting hobby, which so far has absorbed completely irrelevant sites like Heyuri, Gurochan, Kereste and Soyjak.party itself. He also owned Vidlii. Everything he ever touches became like Gurochan.