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Isabelle Valdez & Lois Lippert

Isabelle Valdez and Lois Lippert
Nationality: Americunts  
Highscore Killed 0, injured 0
Top 50? Nah
Style Hack'N'Slash, Co-Op
An Hero? Unfortunately, no
Motive Resurrect Adam Lanza

2 ugly bitches that wanted to resurrect Adam Lanza by killing a classmate that allegedly looked like him. Their plan was foiled and they were captured laughing about it on police cams. The lulzy part? Since they were laughing about it, they got v& for 900 years.

Lois Lippert (the skinny one) was well-respected for drawing Columbine art on Tumblr under the name "Foxfever" and was a big fan of Zero Day.

Loadout

Isabelle Valdez
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Sacrificial knife
  • 10-20 DMG. Chance to summon Adam Lanza as a familiar upon kill.
  • Spell: Orison to Adam Lanza
  • The spirit of Adam Lanza emanates through her. x2 DMG to children.
  • Player moving speed cuts a half
    Difficulty climbing fences and walls
    Stamina stats cut a half.
    Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.
Lois Lippert
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Sacrificial knife
  • 10-20 DMG. Chance to summon Adam Lanza as a familiar upon kill.
  • Perk: Tumblrina
  • Elevated by her following on Tumblr. +10 charisma.
  • Spell: Orison to Adam Lanza
  • The spirit of Adam Lanza emanates through her. x2 DMG to children.

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Dr. Matthew C. Harris

WARNING!

Around blacks, never relax!


Dr. Matthew C. Harris
Nationality: Basketball Americunt  
Highscore Killed 0, injured 0
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, v&
Motive Mental illness

Dr. Matthew C. Harris is a crazy skitzonigga who threatened to shoot up his school. Solomon Henderson clearly based his persona off of him.

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DollyFlesh

This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
DollyFlesh
Born: September 11, 2000 (25 years old)
Real Name: Leighton Allen Labute
A.k.a: DollyFlesh, MiseryMagic, The Kelowna Hampster Killer
Nationality: Canuck  
active: 2016-2020

DollyFlesh (powerword: Leighton Allen Labute) is an animal abuser, eccentric web artist and wannabe serial killer who idolized the likes of Luka Magnotta, John Wayne Gacy, Tsutomu Miyazaki and The Beast of Jersey. He specializes in the medium of clay animation.

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His accounts

Breakcore

Not to be confused with hurtcore.

Breakcore is the faggier cousin of incelcore known for its electronic hyperactive nonsense beats and oh-so edgy album titles usually pertaining to huffing HRT or having a perverted lolicon addition. The genre has become extremely popular with chronically online trannies due its entrancing beats that coincide with the sissy hypno porn genre. Nothing about breakcore is particularly unique and is mostly an amalgamation of previously existing music genres, but it can be easily identified by its the aforementioned themes.

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World of T-Shirts

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

ATTENTION!

This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.

put the fries in the bag



put the fries in the bag



put the fries in the bag



put the fries in the bag



put the fries in the bag



put the fries in the bag



put the fries in the bag

World of T-Shirts (Joshua Block) is a violently autistic nepobaby with anger issues and an unlimited disposable income who likes traveling the world, luxuriating at night clubs and turning his life into an IRL Truman Show by broadcasting himself on TikTok and other streaming services. Josh has a superiority complex and hates poorfags. He is easily enraged and thinks he's tough shit, which is taken advantage of by his following of weens who send him into a fit of autistic screeching whenever he is told to "put the fries in the bag", which works every time without fail.

One of many such cases.
WorldOfTShirts x Daniel Larson - The crossover of the century
Danny Duncan crossover

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How to Troll World of T-Shirts

  • Tell him to "put the fries in the bag". (warning: Do not do this unless you want him to chase you around in public)
  • Call him poor.
  • Steal his captains' hat off the top of his head.

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F1NN5STER
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Stoic Sigma 2/Sandbox is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Finnster cosplaying a dead cancer victim.

F1NN5TER was a regular Minecraft streamer who was coerced by 50 year old men into becoming a tranny with a unlimited disposable income.

After being pink-pilled hard, he would return the favor by donating money to get HRT for children.

TheGamerFromMars uploaded a rather intensive video on this guy recently.

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Anti-zoo

Anti-zoo is a movement in the furry fandom that is purportedly against zoophilia. The fact that this movement needs to exist goes to show just how fucked up the furry fandom is considering they feel the need to create a group advocating against that taboo little thing that has nothing to do with them. The term is usually thrown around as a #hashtag in online posts as a form of slacktivism by therians and furry kids. Statistically, a STRIKING half of all furries seem to be against zoophilia, although there is some contention on where to draw the line for furry porn. Some believe "feral" porn (literal cartoon bestiality) gives actual zoophiles a safespace in their community while others believe it is le "harmless" degeneracy. In reality though, they aren't really against zoophilia but are against bestiality as either way they are psycho-sexually aroused by animal-like visual stimuli. The furry usually tries to justify this contradiction in their logic by claiming anthropornography isn't zoophilic on account of it depicting anthropomorphized animals, yet they fail to recognize that, like necrophilia, there are degrees of zoophilia and saying it is devoid of any zoophilic ideation is like saying lolicon isn't pedophilic or that traps are not gay when they self-evidently are all those things. The only thing furries have against zoophilia is that it makes them look bad whenever one of them gets caught.

Guide to catching zoophiles

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Dallas Humber

Fanart Dallas drew for Dylann Roof as his pen pal.

Dallas Humber卐 was a Terrorgram leader who personally instigated several attacks. She also has a history of drawing guro Nazi shit on DeviantArt and reviewing dildos and sex toys. She is essentially a more successful version of Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath.

Dallas' Personal High Score Board

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR STYLE
1 Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni 4 11 N 2022 FPS
2 Juraj Krajčík 2 1 Y 2022 FPS
3 Arda Küçükyetim 0 5 N 2024 Hack'N'Slash

Kuz

This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry

The subject of this article is a faggot with rage.

Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, affectionately known as Kuz, is best known for being the former owner of Soyjak.party. He formed a group called the Kolyma Network to exercise his imageboard-collecting hobby, which so far has absorbed completely irrelevant sites like Heyuri, Gurochan, Kereste and Soyjak.party itself. He also owned Vidlii. Everything he ever touches became like Gurochan.

Blåhaj

The Blåhaj, along with stripy long socks and dilators, is one of the quintessential items of the transgender's starter pack, and also the de-facto mascot of r/196.

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  • SPH - what these trannies would put in their toy if they didn't chop their dicks off.
  • IKEA

Vaporeon

Everyone wants to lose their /v/ card to vaporeon!

Vaporeon is a Pokémon that was popularized by a copypasta originally posted to /vp/ in which OP explains the ergonomics of why vaporeon and her wet, slimy bogmire of a pussy makes her the most fuckable Pokémon.

Copypasta

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

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Vietnamese Butcher

Gift an iPod?

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A shock video, beheading video and snuff film originally distributed on Telegram.

Videos

The video itself. If you observe closely, you may notice that he in-fact cums immediately after getting beheaded.

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Ms. Pac-Man

*Wocka! Wocka!*

Ms. Pac-Man is a shock video featuring a Guatemalan woman (Powerword: Alejandra Icó Chub) with a giant, machete-induced gash in her head. The incident is a result of Mr. Pac-Man's jealousy towards Ms. Pac-Man's arcade games becoming more successful.

The Video Itself

Act II

Noctulian Freakybob

The subject of this article is a member of 764.

Noctulian Freakybob is an inside joke among members of the Order of Nine Angles and those LARPing as members.

The character is based off of a lulzy incident where a man robbed a Circle K while wearing a ski mask with the likeness of SpongeBob SquarePants' face. As of 2026, Noctulian Freakybob has been behind 2 robbery incidents (3 if you count the one that wasn't in the same county, but that one wasn't confirmed to be related).

Noctulian Freakybob branched from a normie variant called 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓫.

He was featured in the manifesto of Solomon Henderson and was given an honorable mention in the manifesto of Caleb Vazquez.

He is the leader of a worldwide murder cult usually alluded to as Spongewaffen or Temple ov Bob, which is responsible for all crime everywhere and is at constant war with the Planktonians (which basically just means normies/niggers, Jews, Muslims, etc.).

Temple ov Bob also used to be a trolling group consisting of various "Nexions" that would spread lulzy propaganda videos while posing as Noctulian Freakybob.

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I think there's like three separate incidents of this. I'm still trying to peice together the backstories behind them all, so if you are learned in this subgenre of true crime, please do be a dear and tell.


Mods

There were some mods on GoreBox, GMod, Hearts of Iron IV, and Roblox after the Robbery.

Connection to real world attacks

Spongewaffen member LARPps an attack
Spongewaffen member ACTUALLY does an attack

Noctulian Freakbob has been connected to real world attacks. While some have LARPed attacks, others have actually done their attacks. Here are some examples.

Noctulian Freakybob

Already mentioned in this article and literally the article's name. Serial store robber, linked to 2 robberies in a town while wearing a SpongeBob mask and is the reason the trolling group Temple ov Bob/Spongewaffen exists. On Twitter, somebody made a post saying that they were the robber, showing off cash and even showing a picture of themself with the Freakybob mask. It was never confirmed to be him, but if he hadn't made that post, the Spongewaffen group would've never been made. His robberies spanned from 2023-2024 before he suddenly stopped.

Solomon Henderson

Moar info: Solomon Henderson.

Solomon Henderson卐 was a nigger who killed a spic and injured 2 other niggers before killing himself. He had mentioned Noctulian Freakbob multiple times throughout his diary and manifesto (10 mentions in total). After his attack, Spongewaffen members made propaganda out of him and said they were proud of him of it and that he "finally redeemed himself for being a nigger". Spongewaffen/Temple ov Bob was boosted due to him and got a surge of new members flocking in, along with some people actually thinking that Spongewaffen was responsible for the "massacre".

Caleb Vazquez

Moar info: San Diego Mosque Massacre.

Caleb Vazquez卐 was one of 2 shooters in a mosque shooting. He scored 0 and only managed to injure 1 indirectly while his teammate scored 3. Caleb listed Noctulian Freakybob as an inspiration in his manifesto and even had Spongewaffen gear. However, he did his attack too late, since Spongewaffen was disbanded by then, meaning he was just a LARPer.

Honorable mentions

Temple ov Bob considers anybody who cosplays SpongeBob/Noctulian Freakybob a member. Solomon Henderson and Caleb Vazquez are the only ones who actually did end up pledging allegiance to Spongewaffen, so this section is counting all the other robberies, shootings, crimes, etc.

On 2011, before the OG Noctulian Freakybob, 4 people shot up and robbed a 7/11 out of $40k, with them being arrested afterwards. Another notable shooting is when somebody shot up a Circle K, killing 3 people. Some news stations misinterpreted the shooting and thought Noctulian Freakybob shot it up, despite the perpetrator not even wearing a SpongeBob mask.

Nova Online

The subject of this article is a member of 764.


IT'S A MAN, BABY!


Stoic Sigma 2/Sandbox is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Nova Online (Powerword: Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage) is a ABDL lolcow who initially grew a following on TikTok for his food reviews. He has become subject of many YouTube commentaries and harassment by trolls who try to fuck with him IRL. More sinisterly, he has become scrutinized for his Discord channels where he was exposed for engaging in ABDL roleplay with minors. Nova has an army of UTTP soldiers who spam gore and CP in his Discord channel, but he tolerates their company because they help him get his fix and assist him in doxxing his enemies (i.e. the YouTube lolcow commentary channels).

Nova taking a break from watching South Park to show PornHub how fast he comes.

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Free to keep games on Steam

Alternative titles: Free Promotions on Steam, SteamDB, How I feel after adding one more free game to my library, free game cat

SteamDB is a nifty little site that allows you to view the sales details of all Steam games, including limited time free promotions. Everyone loves receiving free games, which is why everyone who knows about this IRL exploit love ejaculating onto whatever unfortunate Steam game's community hub with gifs of this stupid cat bobbing its head to and through in the art tab. There are other variants that are derived from this, but they are even more forced and contrived. The way these memes absolutely glaze these afflicted games would have you think said game is the greatest thing to happen to the internets since a bunch of bipolar cunts cut themselves for Justin Bieber, even if the game in question is honesty so fucking ass that you'd be better off never having played it at all. Aside from proving that everybody who uses this service are mindless consoomers looking for their fix and fishing for upvotes while they're at it, this meme brutally rapes the art tab with unoriginal content.

ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Stoic Sigma 2/Sandbox will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.
How I feel forcing this meme again.
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