Salazzle

Salazzle looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.
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Salazzle the toxic lizard pokemon (AKA stupid sexy lizard). Just by looking at this Pokemon’s appearance, you can obviously tell that she was designed just to give furfags a big scalie boner. But what hardens their cocks the most is that Salazzle is a female-only species. It’s unfortunately true... Only female salandits can evolve into sexy bitches. The males are unable to evolve into neat-looking bodybuilders.

Pokedex

	“	For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with	„
	—Sun.

	“	Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.	„
	—Moon.

Giving a Pokemon the ability to create a reverse harem was definitely the worst sin to ever commit. Numerous amount of furags will get their keyboards and write fanfictions about some stupid sexy queen lizard that uses her love potion to enslave her hive.

For the perfumes, well... ED strictly prohibits the use of perfumes that contains Salazzles pheromones. While this page was being made, it was later out that the use of Salazzles pheromones causes a terrible disease called “Scalies”. Other side effects include Furfaggotry, Feminazism, and Anti-Lulz.

	“	Salazzle lives deep in caves and forces the Salandit it has attracted with its pheromones to serve it.	„
	—Ultra Sun.

	“	It punishes Salandit that couldn't bring it food with a fierce slap of its flame-spewing palm.	„
	—Ultra Moon.

That's right ladies and gentlemen! If the males are unable to serve her queen with luxurious delicacies, Salazzle will punish them for not only slacking off on the job, but for refusing to fuck her pussy. No wonder why many furfags write their Salazzle fanfictions so stupidly cruel.

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