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Central African Republic

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Center of Courrption
Center of Courrption
Common everyday things in the Central African Republic

The Central African Republic (also known as AIDS Central and Center of Corruption) is a shitty African Country located near the center of Africa; Because the real center of Africa is just slightly south-west of the country. Like a lot of shitty African Countries, it is filled with aids, niggers, corruption and even more niggers. This country is one out of an abundance of examples of failed states caused by uneducated niggers running their own independent countries with this one being one of Africa's more shittier more dangerous and corrupt countries coinciding with being more in the center of the shitty AIDS continent.

Government

Despite the fact that everywhere in the country looks poor and underdeveloped, It actually has a functioning democratic government. After it's dictator "Jean-Bédel Bokassa" was overthrown in 1979 putting and end to the Central African Empire. Central African Republic runs under a Unitary semi-presidential republic system.

Location

Being landlocked in the heart of Africa means that violence and niggers are to be expected. Islamic Terrorists however are a rare sighting in Central African Republic as the country is located just south of the Sahara Desert making Central African Republic the definition of what everybody thinks an African country is like.

Bangui

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Bangui, Their capital city.

The Largest City and Capital of Central African Republic is also insanely poor. Even it's city centre has dirt roads as less than 1% of the roads are actually paved. Their tallest building is a concrete tower block hotel resembling the common buildings built in Best Korea. Most of it's population live at the airport due to the corruption outside of the country.

M'Poko

M'Poko is a refuge area at the airport of Bangui, Literally more than 50% of this capital city is filled with slums and it's roads are mostly dirt. The first thing you see when entering it's capital are shelters made for displaced people of the city which counts for over half of the city's population. Much of these buildings for displaced people are plane shaped mobile homes designed to fly, However they're defective and they fucking suck. This is due to conflict between God Believer and the Religion of Peace; That is despite most of the landscape being rain forests.

GDP srsly

Average home in Central African Republic

Central African Republic is known for being one of the poorest countries in the World. GDP per capita is just around 600USD for the 4 and a half million niggers who reside there.

Currency

Most of their currency are completely worthless. Americunts who work at McDonald's can become millionaires in this country. 100 Central African CFA franc is only worth less than a fifth of a US dollar. And if you thought a penny (some stupid coin you can't buy anything with) is completely worthless. The Central African Republic has a 1 franc coin which is their most worthless coin only worth a fifth of a penny in the US. The most worthy banknote at 10,000 franc is worth less than 20 dollars.

Why is Central African Republic so fucking poor?

Average paved road in Central African Republic. Paved roads account for only 3% of the roads in this country.
Typical Behavior in Central African Republic. Murder is way more common than paved roads in Central African Republic.

Despite the abundance of Natural Resources. Central African Republic has remained one of the poorest countries in the world. Here's a list of reasons why.

  • It's in Africa.
  • The Effects of niggers running their own country.
  • Crime.
  • Conflicts between other countries.
  • Niggers.
  • Population is filled with Niggers with Low IQ.
  • Autocracy.
  • Communism.
  • Genocide.
  • AIDS.
  • Civil War.
  • Inspired by Fidel Castro.
  • Most citizens outside of M'Poko behave like Antifa.
  • Corruption.
  • Borders other shitty corrupt African countries.

Other Amazing Features

Here are some other amazing features about the African Country.

  • Abundance of Natural Resources.
  • A beautiful waterfall (Falls of Boali on the Mbali River)
  • More Tolerable Weather
  • Christian Churches (Perhaps the best ones in 2038.)
  • Malaria
  • Ebola
  • Airplane Houses
  • Still better than Roblox

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