Digibrony

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Conrad's contemplating becoming an hero because his YouTube channel got deleted for violating the YouTube copyright policy. Also a prime opportunity for him to show off specimens from his gun and katana collection.

Digibrony/Digibro/DigiGALxxXXxx69 (Powerword: Conrad Collins) (as well as about a dozen other usernames) an alcoholic peadophile YouTube commentator, residing in Virginia Beach (same state that Chris-chan lives in. Coincidence?) who hopefully doesn't smell as bad as he looks like he smells.

He ~~pays his parents rent to live in their house~~ lives in his girlfriends house who works and goes to school to pay their rent,while he rants about needlessly over-analyzed intricacies of My Little Pony and anime ~~for a living~~ ~~Oops did your channel get deleted? :3c~~ (the channel is back and worse than ever).

He is exactly like your high school English teacher in the sense that he needlessly picks apart everything to its very core, pretending that something as trivial as a blue curtain in a room has some great cosmic significance - except instead of analyzing classic works of literature, he instead analyzes cartoons aimed at 7-year-old girls and animated child porn.

After being excommunicated from the MLP community (how much of a fag do you have to be for that to happen?), he temporarily gained the favor of anime youtube, until he started making videos talking shit about every other anime youtuber, saying he better than them (despite making the worst content) and trying to get anyone who criticized him banned from youtube.

Digi as an MLP critic

Digibrony first rose to fame around the peak of the brony fandom in 2012, with his careful and neat analysis of each episode of MLP. Like 90% of the crummy neckbeards that populate the MLP fandom he ven had his own, autistic MLP recolor.

His video were mostly long and boring. Since it's literally just a cartoon for little girls, so h0e had to make a "theory" about everything in the show to stretch his videos out and make 30 minutes worth of content out of each and every one of the show's 21 minute episodes, even though most of them could be summarized in a single sentence. Theories that all had a simple explanation: it's a show meant to sell toys to toddlers.

Bye Bye channel

Bring back my YouTube channel or I'll commit suicide!

On February 6, 2015, Digibrony's main channel was deleted by YouTube for copyright violations on his anime reviews. The following week, his channel was restored after he asked his fans to spam emails to Youtube; he gave a big thanks to all of his fans (pretending that most people didn't hate him), leading perfectly to his account being suspended again the following following week. And in the following following week that followed, his channel was brought back once more, and remains up at the time of this writing. He didn't thank anyone that time.

The MLP community gets sick of this retard

The Brony community gradually came to resent Digibrony, climaxing in an Equestria Daily thread about his channel's deletion, where everyone got their feelings about him him off their chest. Feelings that mostly included contempt for him being an arrogant, smelly losers who talks down to the community like he's better than them. while living in his mom's basement and making videos were he reads too much into a show even the fanbase understood is not that deep. Butthurt over this well deserved hatred, he took "ny" off the end of his user name and moved on the the next community that he would leach off if (although his Youtube URL is still "DigibronyMLP").

Eventually his MLP fanbase fizzled out and was replaced with weeaboo fans. Things were going fine until his regular faggotry reared its ugly head and he earned the contempt of his new fanbse as well.

His channel is now slowly dying.

Like any failures who at least have interesting ideas, Digibro(ny) has an organism of developed followers who watch all of his videos. His vlogs and podcasts expositing his existence as a 23-year-old living with his parents who never leaves the house and has no marketable skills, he provides an idyllic lifestyle to many delusional Youtube commenters, that they all wish to elevate themselves to some day. Digibro's biggest fan being himself, he encourages this behavior, and will take them in as protégés if they promise to pray to him on their bedside and do all of his work for him.

Digibro begins to lose his mind

As his content began to go down the shitter, apparently so did Digibrony himself, both in appearance and hygiene, as well as his mental stability.

Digibrony high on LSD.

As time goes on, Digi becomes ever more unhinged. Making more and more videos while drunk or high, covering more and more of his room with pedophilic anime paraphernalia, dressing more and more like a lunatic and looking more and more like a hobo. As his decline continues, he makes ever more deranged schemes to make money off of his dying fanbase, becomes more easily agitated by trolls, ends friendships and burns bridges in random fits of sperg rage and smells ever more like a rotting carcass.

This is not a joke, by the way. Digi is notorious for his lack of personal hygiene how bad he smells.

DigiBro is the Greatest Anime Youtuber (according to only him and the worst one and biggest hypocrite according to every other anime youtuber)

After being forgotten for the faggot that he is by the MLP community, and lathing on the the Anime community instead, where people have not yet heard about what a retard he is, it was time for Digi to, once again, show his true colors.

After gaining popularity for making his only well edited videos and going after the lowest hanging fruit, like Sword Art Online and giving a dishonestly bad review to a show called "Asterisk Wars" because it sort of resembles SAO and Digi was desperate to capitalize on his SAO videos before the clock runs out even if it meant giving a bad review to the first thing he finds even it didn't deserve it, Digi's head became massively inflated and he began making videos calling out other Anime youtubers by name and telling them they suck compared to him. He even went so far as to get one of them banned (ThatAnimeSnob). In one incident he met another anime youtuber at a convention and started yelling at him that his videos aren't as good as his!

In the list of people Digibro thinks he's better than there are people like Gigguk, SuperEyepatchWolf.... Actually, there's no point in making a list because he's named pretty much every major Anime youtuber and said they aren't as good as him for such a variety of reasons as: making videos too long, making them too short, editing too much, not editing enough, spending too much time on jokes, not having any jokes and being boring, wasting time on personal stories, not giving any personal reasons why you care about the anime and so on... As you can see, his criticisms are pretty self contradictory. But it is when you combine them with his hypocrisy that you create an inception style fallacy-within-a-fallacy that nearly collapses in on itself.

Here is how it works:

Digi makes a video criticizing someone for something
Digi makes a video admitting he doesn't watch the videos of the person he criticized
Digi makes a video praising the person he recently said is bad
Digi makes a video criticizing someone else for the exact opposite reason
Digi tries to, and even admits to trying to ape the style of someone he criticized or would criticize for the thing he's aping
Digi then tries the exact opposite, aping someone else's style that he criticized for the opposite reason
Digi makes a video calling Anime youtuber out for being greedy and doing attention seeking video for adrev
Digi makes a video begging his fans for money, whining about not making enough and shilling shit
Digi forgets he himself used to make attention seeking videos
Digi calls people out on criticizing things without actually engaging with them (despite attacking youtubers who's videos he admits he doesn't watch)
And so on...

The general rule with Digi, as many pointed out, is that everything anyone does is bad because he wasn't the one who did it, and when he himself does it it's good because he's the best in his own mind. Even though his videos are notoriously bad, his editing became increasingly more poorly edited as he gained subscribers and realized he doesn't have to put in any effort anymore and HIS TASTE IN ANIME IS SHIT! HIS FAVORITE ANIME IS FUCKING "K-ON!" THAT ONLY HAD ONE GOOD SEASON AND HIS #2 FAVORITE IS "GAKUEN UTOPIA MANABI STRAIGHT" WHICH IS ONE OF THE WORST, MOST BORING ANIME EVER CREATED.

As you can probably guess, this all didn't go over well, and Digi was soon inundated with videos by critics and other anime Youtubers explaining why he's actually pretty shit and comparing and contrasting various things he's said to each other to prove he's a hypocrite.

As of now, the relationship between DigiBro and everyone else on anime Youtube is that he hates all of them and every single one of them hates DigiBro.

Digi Reviews a Game he Didn't Play (badly)

Digi first exposed himself as a bitch and an idiot to everyone (or re-exposed, if you ignore everyone who remembers him from his MLP days) in an incident unrelated to MLP or anime or other anime youtubers. No, his first dip into the world of "BAN FUCKING EVERYONE" was the result of a review of "Mario Odyssey"... which he didn't play.

For some reason, Digi decided that, after about 3 fans asked him about it, he can't handle being hounded for his opinion about this game and must make a review about why it sucks... even though he didn't play it. To do this, he made a lengthy video comparing "Mario Odyssey's" first level, which he watched his brother play in 480p, to the hub world of "Mario 64" for some reason.

If you watch this review you won't learn anything new or useful about either game, but you will learn that Digibro doesn't know anything about Mario, video games or making reviews.

When people started calling him out on it he began blocking anyone on twitter or his comment section who so much as hinted his video may not be perfect.

Digi and Co. bully an autistic highschooler and then play victim (The Mumkey Jones War)

At some point, Digi and Mumkey Jones got together because I guess Digi mistook his fake anime reviews, created out of contempt for people like him, as actual anime content. The two ended up doing several podcasts together, the main one of which was a podcast called "The Pro Crastinators Podcast" (or PCP, for short) alongside several smaller youtubers that were mostly people Mumkey helped promote once. All was well with this Youtube odd-couple until Mumkey's fans attacked!!!... Digi's friend for harassing autistic children.

That's the part you won't hear about if you ask Digi about the incident. The story is that after Digi's podcast cohost (Jess) started harassing a 16 year old autistic kid who was a fan of Mumkey for tweeting at him "why aren't you funny?", Mumkey's other fans responded by lightly trolling Jess by making joke video about him and making fun of him on twitter.

Digi's response to this was to demand that Mumkey somehow stop his fans from calling out his cohost for bullying the mentally retarded, and when he couldn't (or maybe wouldn't), he held an ex-parte, communist style kangaroo court, where Mumkey was "voted out" behind his back (he wasn't really voted out, since everyone knows Digi decides how everyone else will vote since half of them are literally financially dependent on him giving them work). After this, Mumkey made a video, calmly explaining why he was kicked out of the podcast (leaving out the autism bullying to let Digi save his dignity) and saying he isn't interested in recording the final two episodes of his own podcast that he used to do with Digi.

Digibro's response to this was to make a drunken rant video where he claims the reason Mumkey was "voted out" was that he's fans are all trolls who were trolling Engless Jess and made him quit the podcast (neglecting to mention why they were trolling him). He places the blame on Cream man, mrmeatman, Princess Nat Lord (the autistic kids Jesse bullied) and Bedhead Burnie, who is a random guy that had nothing to do with this. He then when on to accuse Mumkey of not being good on the podcast and saying his content is stale... even though Mumkey makes a variety of video and Digi has been making the same video over and over for like 6 years now. He also accuses Mumkey of lying about him not wanting to do their second podcast, which could have been chalked up to a simple, drunken misunderstanding, if it were not for him being informed that's not what Mumkey meant while his vide was still rendering, and him deciding to let it finish rendering and upload it to youtube with the lie still included rather than edit it out.

While Digi's podcast and reputation went down the shitter, Mumkey replaced Digi in his final two episode with the famous Asterios Kokkinos.

The trolling of Endless Jess

Endless Jess is a bottom-of-the-barrel youtuber who took 6 years to gain 10k subs, and even that was thanks to Mumkey helping him get views.

He makes garbage content which is always tinted yellow for some reason, projects a "tough guy" attitude in his videos, but is secretly a giant bitch who can't take the slightest bit of criticism. After an autistic 16 year old by told him he isn't funny, he started trying to bully him, only to have Mumkey's fans retaliate. His response to this was shutting down and stabbing Mumkey in the back by demanding Digi kick him out of the PCP, otherwise he won't return.

After successfully getting rid of Mumkey, he never showed up on the podcast again. Something that should have been expected, because even before that he was constantly having mental breakdowns during the podcasts, repeatedly quitting it and never showing up without notice. So, while Mumkey upgraded thanks to being kicked out, Digi downgraded.

So, what was this awful trolling that drove Jess insane? Literally nothing. Mumkey's fans sent him some mean tweets and youtube comments, made joke videos about him and bought the domain name of "endlessjess.com" fro 10$, which they used to make a site making fun of him. How did Jess respond? By blocking everyone remotely related to them, getting one of them banned from youtube for making joke rap songs about him (assburger), banning them from his discord and sending one of his fans to idle in their discord and spy on them!

Mumkey even took pity on this poor retard and got his fans to sell him back his domain. Although, even that wasn't enough for the little bitch who demanded they give him the domain they paid for for free.

Digi's delusional plans for the PCP

Since Mumkey's departure, Digi, despite claiming he's going to back off of the podcast to give everyone else an opprotunity to shine, has been on every single episode to cover for Jesse, who, despite forcing Mumkey out in exchange for him staying, has not appeared in a single episode.

All of this puts a damper on Digi's plan to turn the PCP in to successful business 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

After kicking out the only other person in the podcast who has any kind following, a following that is quickly growing and will overtake Digi's sooner than he thinks as his own channel stagnates, all for the sake of being able to keep a guy on his show who regularly refuses to do any work or even show up and isn't even funny (by contrast, Digi himself admitted that Mumkey would always be up to record and would always show up on time), Digi decided to turn the PCP into an actual business and force all the other members to move to the same city as him so that they can start making a living off of it. All this, despite the fact that everyone else on the podcast combined don't have 1/4 of Digi's subscriber count, one of them took 6 years to come close to 10k subs, and several of the people on the podcast only have any subs in the first place because Mumkey once promoted them in one of his videos, before which no one ever heard of them.

Some of them even stopped working on their own channel and now work exclusively on doing Digi's work for him on his own channel, in hopes that they can hasten the fruition on this pipe dream that is doomed to fail and leave all of Digi's friends homeless after they quit their jobs and moved because of him.

Digi's Relationship With Intellectual Property

Digi does not understand that other people's things don't belong to him.

After having his channel shut down multiple times for copyright infringements, Digi now sells Tshirts on his site of a character he doesn't own and openly promotes illegally sold, off-brand anime merchandise by knockoff sites if they give him free stuff.

He's also further alienated himself from every other Anime youtuber by committing the cardinal sin of Anime youtube - telling people to watch anime on illegal streaming sites that other anime youtuber won't even mention the name of to avoid giving them traffic, rather than sign up to Crunchyroll.

After all, why should he pay money for legal anime sites and actual licensed merchandise to support the industry he loves, using the money he get's from that industry's fans for his content that's completely dependent on the existence of that industry? Why do that when it takes effort to move your mouse literally half an inch down to the next link (that's was literally his reason for watching KissAnime - It's hard for him to click the second result on google instead of the first) and save that money you could have spent on a subscription to buy more alcohol?

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