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Zaiger/old
Zaiger ( also known as Zaeg, Zaig3r, Zaiger420, Zaiger419.99, Zaiggot, The Boss, and also simply Z) is an ED Sysop who surpasses even W.T. Snacks as the greatest and most infamous mod ever. He was elected sysop as a fat, pimply-faced 16-year-old with glasses who'd never wielded the banhammer before, and was never the same afterward... in more ways than simply just losing weight and acne.
He was on good terms with all the sysops, especially Yiri on IRC, where they had some fun with good old-fashioned cock slapping and other not gay types of horseplay. He was a fun guy who could most often be found in either a delirious, weed-fueled stupor, or in a drunken rage in #ed, hardchatting with the kiddies.
But while Zaiger had the uncanny ability to be completely lovable, he also picked fights with every single non-sysop user on the site. He was known as The Banhammer, feared by all non-sysops and hated by those who got on his bad side. He didn't play by the rules, but he damn sure got the job done.
Zaiger of course was never actually fired from ED. He simply posed as being fired so that he could go undercover, turn sides to anti-ED, and catch a sneaky vandal. Only Joseph Evers knew about this, and even Girlvinyl had no idea; she thought he'd been fired because all the people he banned had flooded her with complaints.
After the success of his secret mission to overthrow the tyrannical and hypocritical dictatorship that almost killed ED, Zaiger is now back on the staff at Encyclopedia Dramatica with his mighty banhammer intact and always ready at his side.
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