Smartschoolboy9

Rabbit Hole Under Investigation

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

ATTENTION! The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking. You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

What would you do if you saw THIS walking around your local elementary school building?

The internets have a wide range of rare peculiar creatures, some more hidden away than others and in need of intensive digging in the asshole of the internet to find, and some even rarer now as it's been normified to death. In 2024, such a thing was found.

smartschoolboy9 (Powerword: "David Alter" (to be verified); AKA: truth_sticks_11, Stephanie Schoolie) is the online handle of a previously little-known fat, 59-year-old pedophile with a more than likely case of assburgers and/or schizophrenia, residing somewhere in Doncaster, Caliphate of Londonistan, where, since at latest March 12, 2021, it's been spamming videos on Instagram of it dressing up in school uniforms, hanging out with prepubescent kids, chasing said prepubescent kids, and probably that other thing too. It's especially obsessed with wearing high heals and trying to look young again.

Smartschoolboy9's doings have of course caught the attention of Redditards and normies and instantly declared the creature as a WOWEEEEE NEW HECKIN' SCARY DARK RABBIT HOLERINOS!!!!111111 as they needed another cow to make a billion 2-hour-long video essays on for moar shekels; though at least now it's something more lulzy than yet another Xitter artist groomer #104057290277573. Due to this there is a subreddit ^{(See removed posts: 1, 2)} dedicated to the bloated potential rapist, but if Retarddit is not your taste, there's a Kiwi Farms thread, too.

Posts

Ain't it beautiful?

David the Pedobear has multiple accounts all over Instagram, each dedicated to a different made up young school girl or boy; the fake photos of these girls and boys are most obviously him or a random child put through at least 100 iterations of AI slopware and filters in Dave's desperate attempt for them to look as real as possible, and failing to do so due to his "incompetence".

SSB9's Instagram posts themselves consist of various pictures and videos of him LARPing as a school boy, like "getting home from school" or "getting ready for school", which is ironic because he probably didn't even graduate elementary school. In his content you can hear him gurgling and slapping his lips like he is pleasuring himself like a fag to the idea of being an age-regression-fetishitst stinking old melon who's inevitable death is approaching ever closer with each given day; Cleveland Brown would say "That's Nasty!" The videos themselves are of atrocious quality, have long blocks of text with shitty layout, and are infested with overlay and VFX spam so intense it would give even logo editing spergs an instant aneurysm.

Pedolardo's first known account was known as truth_sticks_11, where for a while he'd pretend to be a concerned mother telling others to beware of the exact kind of thing he is, a man pretending to be a child.

truth_sticks_11 post archive

Davey's shitty "music"

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Viral Sensation!

Of course being a lolcow loser who has a sick fetish for school children and being one would go fucking viral. Here's a list of youtubers who have garnered millions of youtube views from this SICK FUCK:

• Nick Crowley
• SomeOrdinaryGamers
• HannahTheHorrible
• Dankyjabo
• Tuv
• iNabber
• And everyone's favorite fat furry fetishist Pyrocynical

"Investigation"

As of yet there hasn't been any real investigation like called Child Protective Services; only internet sleuths witchhunting people who they think could be the guy; because of which lulz ensuedand their reputation was ruined because who wants to be an old wrinkly schoolboy fetishist in make-up?

Minorcraft

Schoolly D unfortunately had some minors he followed and did some TOM foockery with them, I don't know but I assume it isn't fucking good cause this guy looks like a FREAK! Girl-chloe12 was reportedly someone who was edited in sexual ways by schoolly and it was run through an AI detector of course and it turns out it wasn't AI and it was real fucking CP material.

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