Armenians

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Armenians are a result of over 9,000 years of incest. In Armenia not only can you marry your first cousin, you can marry your half-sister.

Because American Armenians couldn't find a way to lease their four BMWs as well as an apartment, they bought all of Glendale. The cloud of cheap cigarette smoke and Kabob fumes linger over most of Brand Blvd. to this day. Life was good for the Armenians in the Dale of Glen and so they stayed, buying up everything in sight and generally stinking up the joint. It is not humanly possible for anyone who is not Armenian to get a decent paying job in Glendale, CA as most Armenians will hire within their own race. The best thing you could do if you find yourself in this situation is to buy every gold chain and Sean John shirt in sight and chain smoke in hopes that you might be confused with an Armenian and get hired. Before long, Glendale was overrun with gun totin', G-Unit wearin', bling-bling sportin' Armo-Wiggers driving Cadillac Escalades bumpin' shitty disco music with no bass through massive speakers around the sleepy hollow.

Armenian Genocide Day

On April 24th every year, American Armenians celebrate commemorate the genocide of their race by the roaches during World War One. This is celebrated commemorated by flying the Armenian flag from their leased luxury sedans whilst regaling everyone within earshot to the Armenian national anthem played by an orchestra of carhorns being jammed for exactly 50 minutes.

Cautionary Reminders

Important things to know about Armenians

• The international car plate identification code of Armenia is ARM.
• Armenians hair is actually a form of narrow reptile scale.
• Armenians like guns. A lot.
• Armenians enjoy spending all their paychecks for rims that go on their 2000 dollar honda civic.
• Armenians hate you.
• Armenians are sometimes confused as Greek.
• Armenians are almost as dangerous as Koreans, though Koreans lack a self-preservation instinct.
• Armenians still don't like you.

Fun Facts about Armenians

• When Armenians move to America, they insist on forming their own city/state by moving into the same apartment complex; all 1,000,000 of them.
• the Nu-Metal Band System of a Down is of Armenian decent.
• There are some in the uk, sadly this user fell in love with one, i no longer have a heart or a right arm.
• Armenians drive crash BMWs.
• Armenian names are typically impossible to pronounce, and sound more like guttural throat-clearing methods than actual names.
• Armenians born and raised in America still manage to have thick accents are are completely unintelligible.
• Armenians only use iPhones so they can drop them and buy another.
• Armenian males only know three words: Dude, Bro, and BMW.
• Pretending to be an Armenian is the best way to troll Turks on the internets.
• Armenian children start growing chest hair at age 9.

Gallery

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  A typical - albeit well-dressed - Armenian woman.
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  Armenian dancing.
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  The two prettiest women in all of Armenia on vacation.
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  Even zeldafags have Armenians.

See Also

• System of a Down
• Maddox
• Genocide
• A typical butthurt Armo editor on ED
• And another one

External Links

• A Hairy Hoeing Experience as recounted

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