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DjThor[[1]] / Vapethorwave[[2]] / Animathor / ThorNogWat[[3]] / PoopyPoopsYTP[[4]] (Powerword Thorsten Kissing/van Rijn) is a 20 year old manchild that looks and sounds like he's 15 from the Netherlands creating gay vaporwave and youtube poop videos on the interwebz.

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This fag likes making other people watch him shit
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*fuckface
Thor lookalike

Like ten years ago, Thor was in elementary school with ColumbineLegend420 and known for constantly snitching on everyone he observed doing something against da rulez

Snitching

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Elementary School forest

Since his school was located in a dune biome with lots of actual natural forestation, which you almost can not find in The Netherlands, some kids were always playing in the forest during recess, only that ended when they pulled down a tree and snapped it in two, which was fucking worth it.

That didn't stop them from entering the forest anyway, they just sneaked back in and when the teachers didn't look they sneaked back out.

Another kid took notice of this, not only did he snitch when the bad bois made sexually explicit drawings in class, or made dirty jokes, lollygagging or whatever the fuck they could get in trouble for, but when he saw them sneaking out of the forbidden forest for the first time, he went directly to the teachers and told on them.

Getting detention still didn't stop them from sneaking back in, but Thor was always stalking them, playing police, keeping an eye on them even if it meant sacrificing his playtime to score some good boy points with the teachers which he wouldn't even get from them anyway.

Many times he was beaten up for snitching, yet he continued, no matter how much detention he has caused for the bad boys and no matter how many stitches he acquired for snitching, he was too autistic to learn a fucking lesson and stopped at nothing at being honest.

Everytime the forest exlorers got narced on, he always came walking to them with at least 2 teachers and yelled; 'LOOK, THERE THEY ARE'. Getting snitched like that is one of the most infuriating things you can experience from a snitch, watching you get dragged away while he has a smug look on his face.

Bullying and Consequences

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The door he was locked behind

Even the kids that despised bullies that were snitched on by Thor really hated the fag and started bullying him as well. Some people just deserve to suffer.

After all the other kids were too fed up with his bullshit, yours truly and some other kids who were victims of him being honest to his teachers teachers, yes, he really thought snitching made him honest, ganged up on him, gagged him and locked him in the closet only for him to be found hours later by a teacher.

This time, he learnt his lesson, was too afraid to snitch and moved all the way to the other side of the country with his parents, consequences have never been the same

Shitty Videos

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Translation: "I'll report you to the police", old habits die hard...

Social Media


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