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Jakelin Ameí Rosmery Caal Maquin was a 7-year-old Guatemalan loli who was forced by her father, 29-year-old Nery Gilberto Caal Cuz, to join the 2018 Illegal Immigrants Invade America Parade and travel over 1700 miles across the treacherous region known as Mexico with the intention of jumping over a fence into New Mexico and illegally entering the Jewnited States of Americunts. Unfortunately for Jakelin, her neglectful father forgot to adequately water and feed the little runt while she was busy dying of heatstroke and sepsis that had resulted from an untreated infection.

At least her daddy didn't cannibalize her corpse and feed the leftovers to pigs like Maddie's parents probably did.

Within 48 hours of illegally entering the United States and being detained by the U.S. Border Patrol, young Jakelin Amal Clooney Rosemary's Baby Cthulhu Mannequin was 100% fucking dead in an El Paso, Texas, hospital where the kind Border Patrol agents had taken her after noticing that slightly more than the average number of vultures were circling over her head. Naturally, before Jakelin's corpse even had a chance to get fingered by a sick fuck medical examiner, (((der lügenpresse))) had already jumped on the story with salacious headlines that implied that Jakelin's death was somehow caused by the U.S. Border Patrol who attempted to save her life and not by her father's bloody obvious neglect.

In Nery's defense, most Guatemalans are too fucking stupid to be able to comprehend that Mexico, despite being planet Earth's gaping butthole, still has food, water and medical facilities that can potentially save the life of a dying child – or, at the very least, put them out of their misery much faster.


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A caring Obama-era Border Patrol agent tends to the cacti that reside along the southern border.
   
 
Jakelin ubʼiʼ.

Her name is Jakelin Amei Rosmery Caal Maquin

She was a Native American from Raxruhá in the Guatemalan Alta Verapaz region. Her family spoke no English, only Q'eqchi' - a native Mayan language.

Her people were here first.
 


 
 

soychicka, not realizing that the injuns got defeated fair and square due to not having guns   (archive)


   
 
There are no words to capture the horror of a seven-year-old girl dying of dehydration in U.S. custody. What’s happening at our borders is a humanitarian crisis.
 

 
 

Hillary Clinton, exploiting the death of a 7-year-old girl like the vampiric cunt she is   (archive)

   
 
I am deeply saddened by this girl’s death. There must be a complete investigation and the results shared with Congress and the public.
 

 
 

Beta O'Cuck, demanding an investigation into how child neglect can be fatal   (archive)

   
 
Heartbreaking. The Trump administration is guilty of negligent homicide or worse. No wonder it doesn’t give a damn about Saudi princes who murder journalists. These people are barely human.
 

 
 

—Laurence Tribe, being a complete retard as usual   (archive)

   
 
This 7-year-old girl deserved so much better.
 

 
 

—The Democrats, telling you to never vote for them again   (archive)

   
 
Turns out Donald Trump could kill a 7 year old girl named Jakelin 3,000 miles away from Fifth Avenue and none of his supporters would care.
 

 
 

Randi Mayem Singer‏, referring to Nery Caal as "Donald Trump"   (archive)

   
 
To the people running this country right now, Jakelin Caal's terrible, unnecessary death isn't a horrifying failure — it's a useful talking point.
 

 
 

—Chris Hayes, showing zero self awareness   (archive)

   
 
A little girl’s life could have been spared by giving her some water, a little food. Just a tiny bit of human decency. Just a little. I am deeply enraged by this. Very deeply angered.
 

 
 

—Pam Keith, believing that water and food can treat sepsis   (archive)

What Jakelin Was Thinking

   
 
Daddy, why are you dragging me 1700 miles across Mexico?
 

 
 

—Jakelin, on day 1

   
 
Daddy, can I have some food?
 

 
 

—Jakelin, on day 7

   
 
Daddy, can I have some water?
 

 
 

—Jakelin, on day 28

   
 
Daddy, can you take me to the hospital before I die of sepsis?
 

 
 

—Jakelin, on day 69

   
 
Fuck you, daddy, you fucking wetback asshole.
 

 
 

—Jakelin, on day 70

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