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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

SissyHayden (aka Haydenthesissy or drogen or Gayden) is an Asstralian lolcow pr0rnstar who makes gay videos of himself mooing like a cow and spraying his milk all over the place to other horny cum farmers online.

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After failing No Fap.

The Mooening

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The comment he got on xhamster.
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Sissy Gayden!

Hayden began his video postings on xhamster. His pr0nz contains him moaning and mooing to his boyfriend. He moans "JONNY!" in every one of his videos and it makes people wonder"Who the fuck even is Jonny?" Hayden uploaded his very first video of him mooing like a cow as he jerks his utter until his milk is sprayed all over his farm. He has two porn accounts, one on xhamster and one on xvideos, because he wants to spread his cowboy ass around the world. <html5media height="480">File:Mooing and Milking It Until I Cum.mp4</html5media>

Mental Retardation

Not only does he create lulzy pr0n videos, but he is diagnosed with a special kind of condition.

Hayden the Horrible Hookup

Not only is Gayden a social mental retard, but he is a horrible dating partner. If you so wish to date this beautiful person, be warned. From all of these screenshots that you have gone through reading, it hopefully paints a nice picture of what you're about to encounter and experience if you so happen to date Hayden the hunchback. You can see from these photos that he just wants sex, and nothing will stop him until his pooper is filled or until he fills yours up.

All he cares about is mooing and sissy sex trap shit so if you do not meet his requirements of being a f̶e̶m̶b̶o̶y̶ ̶s̶i̶s̶s̶y̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶p̶ ̶t̶w̶i̶n̶k̶, then he will shoot his dragon dick flames all over you. If he keeps lewding on people, he will have NO chance of having sex with someone in real life or even marrying or dating them again.

SissyHayden's ED Reaction =

Like all asspies sperging and not taking their ED pages well, Gayden takes it like Chris Chan's flashbacks from replies.

Gallery

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External Links

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LOLWAT?

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