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SissyHayden
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
SissyHayden (aka Haydenthesissy or drogen or Gayden) is an Asstralian lolcow pr0rnstar who makes gay videos of himself mooing like a cow and spraying his milk all over the place to other horny cum farmers online.
The Mooening
Hayden began his video postings on xhamster. His pr0nz contains him moaning and mooing to his boyfriend. He moans "JONNY!" in every one of his videos and it makes people wonder"Who the fuck even is Jonny?" Hayden uploaded his very first video of him mooing like a cow as he jerks his utter until his milk is sprayed all over his farm. He has two porn accounts, one on xhamster and one on xvideos, because he wants to spread his cowboy ass around the world. <html5media height="480">File:Mooing and Milking It Until I Cum.mp4</html5media>
Mental Retardation
Not only does he create lulzy pr0n videos, but he is diagnosed with a special kind of condition.
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Forget what have said (now you ready for tomorrow when I moo)
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The cause for his mental retardation.
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WHO DOESN'T KNOW WUMBO?!?!
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I think I am a bit socially aware...
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I are idiot!
Hayden the Horrible Hookup
Not only is Gayden a social mental retard, but he is a horrible dating partner. If you so wish to date this beautiful person, be warned. From all of these screenshots that you have gone through reading, it hopefully paints a nice picture of what you're about to encounter and experience if you so happen to date Hayden the hunchback. You can see from these photos that he just wants sex, and nothing will stop him until his pooper is filled or until he fills yours up.
All he cares about is mooing and sissy sex trap shit so if you do not meet his requirements of being a f̶e̶m̶b̶o̶y̶ ̶s̶i̶s̶s̶y̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶p̶ ̶t̶w̶i̶n̶k̶, then he will shoot his dragon dick flames all over you. If he keeps lewding on people, he will have NO chance of having sex with someone in real life or even marrying or dating them again.
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His relationships are 99% love, no lie, no scam.
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Drogen will bother you about sex stuff when you're doing a school shooting in Gmod.
SissyHayden's ED Reaction =
Like all asspies sperging and not taking their ED pages well, Gayden takes it like Chris Chan's flashbacks from replies.
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TAKING ED DOWN!
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I DENOUNCE EVERYTHING ON THAT PAGE!
Gallery
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Yeah we are offically dating
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IT'S A DROGEN!
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Drogen the dragon
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hi jonny it's me a drogen
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Hey Jonny, I'm a drogen now.
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hi jonny it's me drogen
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The loch ness drogen
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PREPARE YOURSELF, The loch ness drogen!
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mooing vid and anal vid and ass spreading and later tonight i am doing some sexy photos
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Color blind
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Shopping Addiction & other weird moo cow porn gay shit
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UNIDILDO!
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THICC DICC
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NOM! NOM! NOM!
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Draw me like one of your cows.
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The first mention of being a cow and mooing
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What a good cum cow
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i am a good cum cow
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Cows don't love, they just moo.
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this song about me babe
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spread those check my dick is going in
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spread my check
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my rocket is taking off
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Soz
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NO KETCHUP JUST SOZ
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drogen doesn't understand the bean joke
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i spread those cheeks lick it good
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i spread those cheeeks lick it good wipe my dick out fuck it good fuck fuck fuck fuck it gooood
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Daddy's cummies.
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Sending all of my cummies your way (i am precumming a bit)
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a bit
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Do you trust Google? (a tiny bit)
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some people find me cringey (not really sure why)
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not look happy when doing porn without you babe
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i am cringy arnt i (slap my sissy arse faggot)
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need to shave that
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i be a good cum cow
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His anal worms.
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Moar anal wormies.
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I soo bad urgg
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That was fluff
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what i do babe
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I am soon Confuse right now
External Links
- SissyHayden - His xhamster account.
- HaydenTheSissy - His xvideos profile.
- drogen201
- Drogen20
- The Mooening (xhamster)
- The Mooening (xvideos)
- Accidental fart pr0n at 13 seconds
- Asstism spreading
See Also
SissyHayden is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
SissyHayden is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |