Cryaotic

Cryaotic (A.K.A ChaoticMonki) is another un-original Jewtuber and a certified fame leech. Like everybody fucking else on the tubes, he makes funneh Lets Plays', and is a giant PewDiePie rip-off. Unlike PewDiePie however, instead of using girly man-child mating screams to lure in his audience, he uses his squeaky pre-pubescent voice that makes Screech from Saved By The Bell sound like James Earl Jones.

DON'T WORRY GUISE HE'S TOTALLY NOT COPYING PEWDS!

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Cry’s Identity?

Cryaotic is a “masked Youtuber”, which basically means he’s too much of a pussy to show his face to his fans. The fact that he refuses to show his face has caused debate amongst Cry’s degrading fandom, because apparently the 11 year-olds of the world have nothing better to do than argue about some random guys’ face. The demand for Cry’s identity has gotten so bad that the word “face” was even banned from his live streams. Since Cry is trying so hard to keep his identity a secret, we thought it would only be respectful of us to keep it a secret as well. Thanks to the power of Google, we were able to find out that Cry’s real name is Ryan Terry. Not so vague and full of mystery now, eh?

Cry's Friends!

When Cry isn’t busy wallowing in self-pity and/or complaining about shit no one cares about on Tumblr, he is making HILARIOUS compilation videos with his pals.

His friends include:

MangaMinx: Some british hambeast who has an annoying ass laugh and talks way too much. She is also a fag.

Snake: Some guy who downed way too many testosterone pills during puberty and now sounds like an elephant seal.

CinnamonToastKen: The definition of a third wheel. PewDiePie's side whore.

JackSepticEye: Because there's just not enough ethnic diversity in this group. Next they'll probably bring an azn in. Spare wheel at best.

PewDiePie: Nevermind. Pewds totally ditched Cry’s ass after finding out he could hoard a lot more Jew Gold if he played with Smosh instead.

Markiplier: Since the PewDiePie vessel has run dry, Cry (being the pitiful leech he is) has decided it is time to latch onto the next big thing and suck all the fame he can out of Mr. Markiplier.

Shipping

Like anything else with a fanbase full of lonely 13 year old yaoi enthusiasts, over half of the fanart is of Cry taking it up the ass by various Youtube Let's Players like the leech whore he is since Cry will never attain the same e-fame as they do by himself, and no matter how much leeching he does. But he's got the cock-sucking part down for sure, just to them and not Jewtube, which explains his decomposing popularity if he doesn't do a collab video every 3 hours. One of the biggest shippings with the most drama and calls for murder however is a little something called PewDieCry, the crowning shit ship and the one the most fangirls support.

Before PewDiePie moved on to take it in the ass from Smosh's barbed AIDS dildos in threesomes every Thursday, many fangirls squealed and came with every video Pewds and Cry were in together, fueling their inspirations for more fanfictions that would make any Ogrish veteran puke, will most likely get trolled and trashed by normal people or become a nesting ground for more cancer, and PewDiePie even graced us with reading one of these totally thought-invoking PewDieCry fanfics out loud in one of his videos, clearly hiding his interest and his 5 centimeter boner. However, since he moved on to Marzia, the pussy-sore-infected Italian that he pays to be in videos instead of Cry and that rapes him on a nightly basis, every fangirl went to sharpen their e-pitchforks and call for the head of Marzia to protect their sacred yaoi pairing, sending the Italian constant threats to either break up with Pewds and have him reunite with Cry's herpes ass or have her die in many gruesome ways.

Spoilers: it failed like always and will continue to fail at least until Pewds runs out of Jew Gold to give her. Cry moar fangirl tears plz.

Lovely Fanart About missing Pics

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  OGM kawai!!11!!!1 ^_____^
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  DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
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  Do I even need to say anything?
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  Cry doing his daily business.

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  Just...
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  STOP.
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  Even Markiplier is not safe.
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  Cry condones beastiality
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  No.
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  This face has made millions of girls wet themselves.

See Also

• Jew
• Faggot
• PewDiePie
• Retardation

External Links

• Cryaotic
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•  CryWasTaken

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