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Pedophile, child pornographer, sexual sadist, and all around sick fuck, WMCritest, also known as Nigel Leigh Oldfield, is one of the most vocal supporters of pedophilia on YouTube or, for that matter, anywhere on the internets. He is friends with literally every YouTube pedophile, and even runs his own pro-pedophilia website where ideas on sociopolitical issues are discussed in great detail.
WMCritest has also been known to contact survivors of child sexual abuse, gather information from them about their suffering, and fap furiously to their pain and tears. As you can well imagine, this has earned him the friendship of many moral, honest, law-abiding citizens such as DynaCatlovesme, Irish282, Lindsay Ashford, Jack McLellan, and every pedophile, furfag, zoophile, incest fanboi and sick fuck in the entire galaxy. WMCritest also suffers from an extremely severe case of unwarranted self-importance, and considers himself some kind of revolutionary figure in the same vein as Martin Luther King or Abraham Lincoln, except that instead of emancipating slaves and giving them the freedom to pursue happiness, he intends to emancipate the pedophiles from their shackles of legal restraint and make child raep legal worldwide. Lovely.
Nigel gets pwned by the law
About seven hundred years ago, Nigel was a middle school science teacher in Britain. However, parents and other school officials began to grow suspicious when they caught him taking pictures of scantily-clad students on several occasions, and the local police began to get involved. Finally, after being sighted taking pictures of children at a mall, Oldfield was arrested for faggotry in the first degree, and the police raided his home, looking for child porn.
They found it. Oh, did they ever find it. On his computer, meticulously organized and filed, were over 11,000 images of child porn, many of them involving rape, torture, and other sexual and physical abuse. Nigel, being the pompous elitist that he is, proudly declared that he had done absolutely nothing wrong. He was sentenced to two years of anal rape at the local prison.
While in prison, Nigel somehow managed to get his faggot hands on a computer, and started a pro-pedophilia website which he continued to run from prison. The website discussed many important and poignant social issues, such as how to rape children, how to rape children and not get caught, raping children for dummies, discount tickets to Thailand, and so forth. Of course, this caused a massive public outcry, calling for Nigel to be brought up on approximately five trillion new charges stemming from his child porn site. The British authorities, staying true to form, refused to take action because they couldn't find any hard evidence that Nigel had actually broken any laws. And of course, because they wanted to ride the epic lollercoaster that would inevitably result from his release.
Nigel was released from prison, only to be whisked away back to prison approximately .0004 nanoseconds later for another child pornography offense. The police had learned that Nigel had been (surprise!) trading child pornography over his child porn website! You'd think that the British authorities would be smart enough to shut down his website after his SECOND child pornography conviction, right? WRONG! Nigel continued to run his child porn site from prison, sparking protests across the country as well as massive outbreaks of AIDS and lulz.
The BBC Newsnight Interview
One day, the BBC decided that they wanted to interview Nigel about his pro-pedophilia stance, as well as his AIDS and fail. Nigel, being the massive attention whore that he is, eagerly accepted the offer. He appeared on the BBC show Newsnight on 1/6/07, extremely butthurt over his imprisonment, and proceeded to dodge and evade literally every question that was thrown at him about the nature of child pornography and the effects of the sexual abuse on the children who are exploited in the child pornography trade. Of course, Nigel's appearance on Newsnight sparked even more protests and calls for tougher sentences for pedophiles, as well as even more lulz.
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Banned from JewTube
After a prolonged campaign by many concerned YouTube members who encouraged massive reporting, Critest's account was suspended. A mass of sockpuppets rushed in to rehost his videos for him. This prompted the response of several users who found out about it until their vids got removed.
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