Kevin Johnson

KJ demonstrates how he fondled the 14 year old tiny teen titties

Kevin Johnson is a notorious slumlord and pedo who played shitty basketball about 20 years ago, who was somehow elected mayor of Sacramento in 2008. Contrary to the exemplary morals exhibited by employees of the the National Basketball Association, Johnson (who likes to be called "Baby Barack") was busted on tape admitting to naked showering and 'inappropriate hugging' with a teenaged girl.

In an astounding display of hypocrisy, the loli-loving mayor called for harsh sanctions against Donald Sterling, the white owner of the Los Angeles Lakers who, while avoiding fondling and showering with naked 14 year old girls, had a habit of uttering the word nigger. Johnson seized the opportunity to stand on the high moral ground that, although he himself is a pedo, Sterling's use of the word nigger was much much worse than his own pedophilia, especially in a game filled with niggers.

Obama and the Democrats

Johnson has managed to get away with this for so long due to his association with Barack Obama. With the renewed interest in Mayor Johnson's malfeasance, Obama is being encouraged to disassociate himself with Mayor Johnson, along with the rest of the Democrats.

Sex Maniac

$230,000 ought to do it

Johnson is known to love the lolis, and because one 14 year old wasn't enough for his voracious sexual appetite, he set up a fake school, called St Hope Academy. Within these hallowed halls, the young girls could learn about life, love, and Mayor Johnson's big black dick. St Hope Academy also served as a way for Johnson to find other minors to harass and fondle.

Last Thursday, another sexual harassment lawsuit was filed against Johnson and the City of Sacramento, this time by a 32 year old woman, which shows that mayor Johnson has completely overcome his pedophilia problem, but still abuses his position as mayor to take advantage of city employees under him.

Just when Mayor Johnson thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, the police report from the loli he raped in 1996 was released, and it reads like something that would get taken down from even the worst pedo-fantasy "fiction" site. So, if you're into that kind of thing, grab a bottle of lotion and read on. And just when it couldn't get any worse, a video surfaced, wherein the loli in question describes her sexual encounters in a TL;DW video provided by Phoenix PD for the lulz and for graet justice:

	“	In the police video, which was taken while Koba was still a minor, she accuses Johnson of "lying naked with her, fondling her breasts and vagina, lathering soap on her in the shower, brushing his penis against her, and asking her to pray to God for forgiveness with him and promise not to tell anyone about what they'd done."	„
	—Bleacherreport.com

The city's solution to the KJ problem

In light of all this, Johnson was advised to please stop touching everyone, unless it's a handshake.

Selling out Sacramento to the NBA

Johnson is well known for consistently being pwned by Michael Jordan, a magical nigger who can make gold out of shoes. Johnson's own basketball fortune was quickly wasted on hookers and blow, so he took a low paying job as mayor of Sacramento, whose assets he promptly looted, and handed over to the NBA, and provided their beloved Sacramento Kings an arena designed to give the downtown homeless somewhere to shower, shit and shave. Here, Johnson meets with Adam Silver,^✡ commissioner of the NBA:

Down in the Valley

A documentary called Down in the Valley that sucked the mayor's dick was postponed due to the publishing of the above video and the police report. The producers have claimed "We will be looking at presentation and content and how we can deal with these matters in a fair and responsible way", yet also claimed "It’s not a biopic about Mayor Kevin Johnson", and "It’s really an underdog story that really speaks to the power of sports."

Slumlord

Johnson, a fine upstanding nigger and credit to his race, decided to betray his own kind by allowing his properties in the ghettos of Sacramento to rot and fill with garbage, thereby devaluing adjacent properties, and encouraging rats and crackheads to thrive.[1]

Charter Schools

Mayor Johnson colluded with billionaires to hide donations in his tax-exempt scam, St Hope Academy. He beat incumbent Heather Fargo, because it was the year of the nigger apparently. Further, to the author's surprise, Mayor Johnson is a good friend and supporter of the most magical negro of all, Obama. From Obama, Johnson managed to get $800,000 under AmeriCorps (what's left of the Peace Corps), thus ending any further federal help for the city.[2]Note: the missing .PDF in this article can be found here. Mayor Johnson used his St Hope scam to launder this money so that he can pay more hush money to the little girls he is so fond of raping.

National Conference of Black Mayors

File:Kevin Johnson "racist" cartoon.png After years of doing what niggers do, Johnson's lust for money and lolis finally caught up to him in the form of his power grab at the National Conference of Black Mayors. Johnson exploited a group set up to support niggers in government, took all the cash and is now planning his escape to Mexico. The NCBM intends to sue, and is currently feeding the dirt to Deadspin. Because Johnson has the Sacramento Bee in his back pocket, none of the above stuff ever got him into any trouble, but even the Bee couldn't resist this juicy story. Johnson's response was to sue the city and the local free paper, Sacramento News and Review, for over 9000 dollars, which will be added to the millions he embezzled from the taxpaying suckers of Sacramento who wanted a basketball player as their mayor. Johnson called the local chapter of the NAACP for blackup, and they provided a distraction by claiming the exposé of his faggotry by the News and Review was accompanied by a "racist cartoon". This has caused the NAACP to call for a boycott of the only paper willing to tell the full truth about Johnson, which will keep the local niggers ignorant as always.

After renewed interest in Johnson's corruption, he attempted to settle the lawsuit with the NCBM, with the following proviso:

	“	[NCBM president] Mrs. Williams would retract all of her statements to Deadspin pursuant to the settlement agreement. She would not have to say her statements were false. All she would have to do is retract them and agree not to talk to Deadspin again.	„
	—Mayor Johnson, in full damage control mode

The president of the NCBM, Vanessa Williams (who Johnson tried to throw under the bus during the attempted coup) responded to this offer thus:

	“	I am not 15 years old. Kevin Johnson can kiss my black ass.	„
	—NCBM president Vanessa Williams

See also

• Mark Foley, another pedo-politician

External links

• http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-22/news/can-former-phoenix-sun-kevin-johnson-overcome-his-past-to-become-sacramento-s-mayor/2/
• http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2306017/posts
• https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/kj-goes-on-the-offense/content?oid=616347
• http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/2008-05-31-2628919317_x.htm
• https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/sacramento-arena-lawsuit-unearths-new/content?oid=17159293
• http://deadspin.com/how-kevin-johnson-destroyed-a-black-mayors-group-to-pro-1706908176
• http://deadspin.com/im-a-grown-up-now-the-teen-who-accused-kevin-johnson-1732538782
• http://deadspin.com/kevin-johnson-wants-certain-people-to-not-talk-about-ke-1736645309

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