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Angry Homo Kid
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ChristianU2uber Christianu2uber1997 ChristianUtubur is another prime example of why little kids should not be allowed to have an internet connection. Scott Parsons aka Angry Homo Kid is a new breed of lolcow on les tubes, notable for being a younger and even more fucktarded version of VenomFangX (or maybe a slightly less autistic Chris-chan), as well as being Fred Phelps' wet dream, who insists he is not gay, despite having a subscription to Chris Crocker's channel on YouTube. Scott's mission on YouTube is to spread The Word of God, the music of My Chemical Romance, and to have a reasoned and theological debate with his adoring fans. Scott also thinks his opinions matter. Scott's rage clearly comes from being a poorly-closeted homosexual, but not since the likes of Chris-chan and DBoyWheeler has Christianity had such an eloquent and reserved advocate for its cause...
—Scott, You just fucking KNOW he is imitating his obese dad. | ||
The Original Video
Around April 2009, the angry homo kid made a video called "stop calling me a homo" where he threw a shit fit over someone posting a video about him & calling him a homo. Ironically, this video blew up, and had over 700,000 views and 55,000+ comments calling him a homo.
Scott's Complicated Theology
Template:Youtube2 (not to be confused with fake accounts simondeansmilk or ChristianU2uber2) was recently discovered by some retarded kiddies. The taunt of a fresh lolcow was too much and long after the initial trolling began Scott responded in kind with several truly lulzy flames and some disturbing glances into his force-fed fundie world-view. Since every faith besides Christianity is obviously wrong, Scott sees any other religion being the same as believing in a Science Fiction book and/or a movie. Thus, he picked the most well known Science Fiction character in his opinion as the God of the Non-Believers - Luke Skywalker. Therefore everybody who does not believe Jesus is the true savior or anyone who disapproves with Christianity actually believes Luke Skywalker is the true God and is therefore a "Luke-ist" as Scott likes to call these people. Makes perfect sense amirite? He is a wannabe Christian who thinks he can stop being a homo by choosing. Sadly, he cannot. He has the best comebacks, hits himself to get views and screams into the mic or pounds his keyboard whilst making "frustrated" sounds. His arch nemesis, *Template:Youtube2 is the man who lit the fire in Scott's heart/cock. He is the first person to call Scott a homo.
We can safely assume, from Scott's general mode of thought, that he isn't at all a victim of his brow-beating fundie wasp parents, and that intolerant viewpoints aren't being pounded into his low-functioning brain on a daily basis, and that Fire Island won't be his favorite hideaway by the time he's twenty.
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BONUS!!! here's a list of how to say 'HOMO' in most spoken languages! Use for maximum trollage!!!1!one!!
Afghan................................................................................kunni
Afrikaans................................................................................moffie
Albanian.................................................................................gej
Arabic....................................................................................شاذ (shas)
Armenian...............................................................................միասեռամոլ (miaseramol)
Belgian.............................................................................. Jeanette or homo
Bengali...................................................................................সমকামী shômokami
Bosnian................................................................................. peder
Bulgarian...............................................................................хомо (homo)
Chinese (Mandarin)...............................................................同性恋 (tóngxìnglián)
Croatian................................................................................ peder
Czech....................................................................................buzna
Danish...................................................................................bøsse
Dutch.....................................................................................homo, flikker or nicht
English...................................................................................Tom Cruise
Esperanto..............................................................................geja
Estonian.................................................................................pede
Faroese..................................................................................bøssi
Finnish....................................................................................hintti
French....................................................................................tantouze / pédale / tapette
German..................................................................................schwul
Greek......................................................................................αρσενοκοίτης (arsenokítis)
Haitian.....................................................................................masisi
Hawaiian.................................................................................māhū
Hebrew...................................................................................הומו (homo)
Hindi...................................................................................छक्का (chhakka, queer), गांडू (gaandu, lit. who takes it in the ass)
Hungarian...............................................................................buzi
Icelandic..................................................................................hommi
Interlingua...............................................................................gay
Inuktitut...................................................................................ᐊᖑᑕᐅᖃᑎᒥᓂᒡᓘᓐᓃᑦ ᐊᕐᓇᐅᖃᑎᒥᓂᒡᓘᓐᓃᑦ ᐃᒃᖠᒍᓱᒃᑐᖅ (angutauqatiminigluunniit arnauqatiminigluuniit ikłigusuktuq)
Irish........................................................................................aerach
Italian......................................................................................frocio
Japanese................................................................................ホモ(homo)
Kalaallisut...............................................................................angutinoortoq
Korean....................................................................................동성애자(dongseongaeja)
Latvian.....................................................................................pediņš
Lithuanian................................................................................gėjus (gay), pydaras (faggot)
Luxembourgish........................................................................lénks
Macedonian..............................................................................пешкир (peškir)
Malay........................................................................................manya
Norwegian................................................................................homse
Polish........................................................................................Pedał (faggot) gej (gay) cwel (politicaly correct term)
Portuguese...............................................................................paneleiro (faggot),bicha (gay), maricas (correct term)
Romanian.................................................................................poponar
Russian....................................................................................гомосексуалист (homosexualist), пидорас, пидор
Serbian.....................................................................................homo
Shona.......................................................................................Ngochani
Slovak.......................................................................................buzerant
Slovene.....................................................................................toplovodar
Spanish.....................................................................................marica (pronnounced mah-ree-ca)
Swedish....................................................................................bög
Tagalog.....................................................................................bading
Turkish......................................................................................ibne (pronounced as "eeb-neh")
Welsh........................................................................................hoyw
Urdu...........................................................................................ہم جنس پرست Humjinsparast
Vietnamese................................................................................đồng tính luyến ái
Yiddish........................................................................................פֿײגעלע (feygele)
Zulu.............................................................................................unqingili
Brownie points: Elif air ab tizak (Arabic for "a thousand dicks in your ass")
Emofaggotry
Recently, ChristianU2uber posted a "music dub" of himself miming to My Chemical Romance - besides being extremely painful to watch it's basically Scott doing his best to convince the world he won't be hard gay in a few years.
AHK gets butthurt...Again
No, not that kind of butthurt. The other kind. After realizing that lulzworthy videos were made using his videos, AHK decides to make another video of himself screaming at the camera. He basically says to stop making parodies, LEAVE IN DA COMMENTS BOX WHY DIDJA DO IT?, HOW DO I COPIED AND PASTED VIDEO??//, and people are subscribing to the parodies and leaving comments so THOSE SHOULD BE MY COMMENTS!!1. at least 100 are comments saying "homo" so he's asking for it. He also said if you don't take them down he will come to your house and slit your throat. He is of course, exaggerating. He would never voluntarily get that close to a slit of any kind. The little shit gets beat up by toddlers. All he really wants is for you to stop copying and pasting his videos,copying and pasting his videos,copying and pasting his videos.
Sadly for us, the original "Stop Coping and Pasting my videos" was deleted and is currently: WANTED! (If you find it, you get a bonus on ED e-money)... Since the videos on Jewtube can be deleted but the history of the internetz can't be erased, we have the following lulzy remix of the historic event!!!:
JoshU2Uber, AKA Rydall Cooper
Moar info: JoshU2uber.
Angry Homo Kid's friend. He basically says that if you make a parody of him "He can sue you for 1$ PER VIEW". Of course, kids are always able to get lawyers and sue anyone who makes them in dire need for a Waaaambulance. He also thinks you can copy and paste videos.
In short: He's a whiney butthurt fag who threatens to unleash a can of spax3 on your ass if you have the balls to make a parody of him.
He, and his fat friend DustinU2ber, AKA Ben, also seem to be under the impression that they can fool the youtube and 4chan communities into believing that they are in fact friends of Scott, by utilizing their awesome accent skills and amazing acting talent. For the most part they've been successful trolls, if you read the amount of constructive criticism in their video comments; but it's also worth remembering that the intellect of the average youtube/4chan user is comparable to that of a dead horse.
Sometime last Sunday someone fitting the description of Angry Homo Kid's friend confirmed that JoshU2uber was a troll that goes by the name of Rydall Joshua Cooper.
Too Butthurt by all the hate, he no longer worships God, and claims that he was just trolling everybody to begin with, and doing it for the lulz. He states that he is now tough shit and claims to worship the biggest fag existing, but then again, also claiming to be a pretentious attention whore with no logic. Rydall also claims that his sister is Template:Youtube2 (April Cooper), Which is definetly not a support account made by him.
Responses to AHK
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Angry Homo Kid's Mother
On the 12th of October 2009, AHK decided to once again stir up some fucking controversy by posting this video of his mother dancing erotically to the music of Devo. Notice that she is a fugly dyke.
Angry Homo Kid is a racist? (or trying to troll)
The Cult of Faggotry
AHK had enough with the community ridiculing his sexual orientation. So, he joined a much gayer Christian cult consisting of other faggots named The Church of Darko (named after the movie with the guy in a rabbit suit following some fag around) that shares the ideals of the Nazis. AHK and his assbuddies wants to wipe out every homosexual, Mexican, teenage mother, atheist, Satanist and obese children in order to prove that he's not a homo. Despite gaining a lot of weight and has a much gayer than ever haircut, he's more of a fag than ever and will forever be branded as a homosexual by everybody that was offended by his threats of genocide.
The more savvy of you would have recognized master troll Jared Milton posing as AHK. Stupid commenters obviously fell for the bait.
Quotes
—The regular bullshit in Scots' video's. | ||
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Angry Homo Kid Gallery
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He will NOT HAVE IT! -
AHK on Television Game Show -
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34'd.
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Yep, that does it, bitch. -
RAAAAAGE -
AHK: Doing what he does best. -
Said the Angry Homo Kid. -
Butthurt homos say the stupidest things. -
AHK declaring homo Jihad. -
He won't! -
AHK on an average afternoon. -
Cock goes where?! -
His face when he's hungry for some cocks. -
His mouth says "No" but the penises says "I came". -
I came (to gay pr0n) -
Over 9,000 hours in MSPaint. -
The video responses doesn't lie. -
Enjoy your hand. -
Homo threat level -
AHK's voice is so high pitched that Pedobear confused him for a little girl. -
Not available in stores...yet. -
WHY IS THIS NOT A COCK?! -
OH! HE'S ANGRY NOW! -
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LEAVE AHK ALONE! (No.) -
He only knows how to shape erect cocks. -
AHK on TOW. -
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HOMO RAGE!!! -
He won't have it! -
...I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT!!! -
Whatever you say, faggot. -
Satanic video (666 views) -
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And, in conclusion...
See Also
- Angry German Kid
- Angry Grandpa
- Charlie Check'm
- Chris Chan
- Christfag
- CRoadwarrior
- DBoyWheeler
- Flardox
- God Hates Fags
- Jawsus
- JoshU2uber
- Mickyy Moo
- Not gay
- RAGE
Template:Youtube2HACKED!
Banned/Closed Accounts
- Template:Youtube2 - The Original Account
- Template:Youtube2
- Template:Youtube2
His account and Troll/Related Accounts
- Template:Youtube2 - His real account.
- Template:Youtube2- The guy who sparked AHK's rage. His original account was called "bluessummer" until Scott reported him due to butthurt.
- Template:Youtube2 Another fake account, probably not even his.
- Template:Youtube2 - A false account that many foolishly believed was his. It includes clips from his old videos, give a different title to appear new. The only other videos on there are all random, and never actually show AHK in them.
- Template:Youtube2 - Another account of Scott's. He uses this to comment on his videos and pretend that people agree with him. (No major activity within the last 5 months)
Template:Youtube2 - Another fake account, fooling everyone by editing Scotts existing videos. Recently, there has been suspicion that this account is actually under the control of JoshU2uber.BALEETED!- Template:Youtube2 -
One of his current accounts? A troll named Bob pretending to be Angry Homo Kid on this troll account.BALEETED! - Template:Youtube2 - One of AHK's butt-buddies.
External links
- Worldnetdaily.com article on AHK - Not quite "newsworthy"
- Queerty.com A GLBT blogger's take on AHK
- Follup up article on Queerty saying that AHK's parents have been notified and he is now free to be gay.
- Blog article telling of the intervention taken by one blogger - The police have been called, thanks to the work of the Internet Vigilantes, and the kid and his parents have been talked to.
- Reaction of one of the police officers on the case AHK got investigated for making violent threats on his channel
- How do I got 6 month account warning?
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