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Benjamin Megarry (AKA: 
JoshU2uber or Jacksfilms1) is a filthy 28-year old boy from Westbro in the US Glengormley, Newtownabbey in County Antrim, Northern Ireland. He was born in June 13, 1996. Eric Douglace's Secret Butt-fuck-buddy. He originally caught Anon's attention White Knighting for Angry Homo Kid and his Faggotry has surfaced yet again recently when he made numerous lulzy threats to call the partyvan on his Trolls, saying IM PRESSIN CHARGES. Much like the Ginger kid, he constantly gets thrown out of the house.. allegedly for being caught forcing his dog to lick peanut butter off his cock. Forced to scream into his camera like a little bitch, despite AHK having disappeared from the tubes long ago, Josh seemed to fall right in-step as YouTube's new spokesperson for young closeted faggots. JoshU2uber is eagerly awaiting a concerted effort from the FBI, CIA and every law enforcement agency on the planet to stop internet trolls. It's a certainty that his WASP parents have and will, attempt to beat any trace of homo from his fragile and soon-to-be shattered psyche (sorry to burst your bubble whoever wrote that, but he's a tranny now lmao). It's also a certainty that he will be chowing down on some fag cock before he hits 15.
UPDATE! He's getting older, his voice changed, his videos still sucks of trolling, and he finally did chow down on some large chocolate flavor fag cock at age 15.
2022 Update, he's a tranny now (it is currently unknown what his troon name is), as seen on facebook before he deactivated his account back in 2021. he was also arrested for swatting and played the autism get out of jail free card a few years back,just look up "Ben Megarry Glengormley"
Josh Hæts Anonymous
Dox were found almost immediately after Josh posted two videos actually daring people to get them on the JoshU2uberReborn channel - one of several accounts he's returned under. Following the initial trollage, Josh had already been brutally raped by the banhammer several times. In the process he felt painted into a corner and came up with the brilliant idea that he should attempt to backpedal to try and appear less of a completely oblivious retard, but to no avail. It seems every retard OTI has been debating whether or not this kid is or isn't a troll for months now, yet completely miss the obvious point that it doesn't fucking matter anymore, troll or not this kid needs the dicking he so craves. Rydall states he'll call the man on anyone who trolls him and has pledged to "take down" every 4chan "NAZZZY" [sic], as well as to give m00t a swift kick in the balls (his only good idea so far). His parents changed their phone number after the shitstorm around July 20th and his new account got banned shortly thereafter. However he continues his stupidity against Anonymous.
Josh The Hacker
Aside from managing to get Lukeywes1234 suspended because he was getting more attention on YouTube, he has also been accused of hacking a user going by the name of MurphNight. When confronted he claimed that he didn't hack him and everyone is just trolling and he wants them to leave him alone. Next was a Fred unsubscribe raid and he is part of it. He's being a newfag to Ray William Johnson, telling him about the raid and threaten him that he's next. And those were his final words when his account benstech got suspended.
In ericDouglace's second video, he also claimed to be a hacker.
JoshU2uber IS NOT IRISH
- he is infact Irish can personally confirm he is from northern ireland, the following info was either written by joshu2uber himself or his former homosexual buttbuddy in the anon mask powerword nathan blair
Josh tried to trick Anon into believing that he was just a character to troll 4chan. The reason for this being that he hoped 4chan and Anon would leave him alone... we don't know what he was thinking to have come up with such a dumb idea, but it surely did fail.
As proof he is not an Irish troll from Dublin Ireland, in a more recent video you can see in the annotations, he admits that he isn't Irish and it was all to try and get the haters off of him. After his trolling he tells people in Irish accent he's full northern Irish and he's from Northern Ireland. Then later he tells people he's not from Ireland and he's not Dutch and Irish. What lies can he come up next? Recently he has come up with a new character by the name of rafaelrevaldo
Jacksfilms1 Video Collection
Jacksfilms1 took down all of his videos because the butthurt that ericDouglace was too much after his assfuck rampage. Luckily some furfag that was not to much of a fucktard re uploaded all of his videos along with ericDouglace's videos and the lost videos.
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Signs of Future Fagdom
In addition to all the tell-tale signs of future cockslurping, Josh recently put on his profile that his some of his favorite music is "Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers (I LOVE THEM SO MUCH)" and one of his favorite books is "Twilight". Since no man on earth could ever like this shit, it makes one ask: "Is Josh a prepubescent girl?". No man could be that gay, not even Chris Crocker, Goatse and a mantrain. However, it seems by now what had initially been a 14 year olds attempt at trolling the big scary Anonymous has backfired rather unsuprisingly, and many lulz were had.
Randy*, Josh's New Boyfriend/Bitch
- Randy's real name is Aaron Cochrane just like Josh's real name is Rydall and Dustin's real name is Ben Mccullough.
Confessing His Gayness: About Damn Time
On June 19 2010, while he was logged on as his real account bwmz he confess his sexual gayness that he would want to suck dick to another gay person. Even if he doesn't care he cannot escape from the butthurt truth.
Sleeping With Himself
On August 15 2010, he confessed that he likes to sleep with furries. Moar liek sleeping with himself, see the above section for moar info.
Josh on Know Your Meme: YouTube Troll Bait
JoshU2uber and Angry Homo Kid have been published on Know Your Meme as examples and he's bragging about it like the attention whore he is. "OMG IM IN KNOW YOUR MEME MY DREAMS COME TRUE!!1" he proudly said. However it accomplishes nothing but humiliation and a waste of life. The video is also fuel for newfags to give him more hate, and he loves receiving all that hate in the butt while provoking more newfags, calling them butthurt fags. Let this be A PRIME EXAMPLE ON HOW TO RAISE YOUR KIDS RIGHT SO YOUR KIDS DON'T END UP LIKE SHITHEAD JOSHU2UBER.
==Josh's Sister== (non existent sister actually)
Josh refers to the fact that his slut of a sister was somehow involved in the Victoria Lindsey Beating. Recently, however, he has insisted that this was in fact a lie and stated that she was at a friends house having unsafe oral sex with multiple partners
- Her YouTube
- Her MySpace
- Families & Relatives
- Rydall Cooper (14)
- Molly Cooper (70)
- Lori Cooper (40)
- Coy Cooper (42)
his sister's page and still manages to make himself look fucktarded.Unforgivable Quotes
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New Dox: (OH SHAT GET TO DA CHOPPA)
Cell Phone Number: (916) 233 1617 The cell phone number has a Sacramento area code. Home Address: 8 Oleander Cir, Lakeland, FL, 33801 Home Phone Number: (847) 347 8213 IP address: 24.210.101.11 ISP: Road Runner*Twitter: www.twitter.com/joshu2uber *Skype: joshchristian100 / joshthechristian100 / RedDeadBen / jacksfilms1real *Xbox Live: benjurduck /JoshuaM2010(Hacked) / NutsCube / Keroja *Steam: Keroja *Randy's Xbox Live: trueshark67 *Steam: Keroja *PSN: Darkhart7s / benjurduck *Email: [email protected]
If you search up his IP address you get these results *ISP Provider & Organization: Road Runner *IP Country: USA *Where He Lives: Redford, Michigan (Could this be his true location?)
Some delicious local confectionaries : *Hungry Howie's Pizza 1101 S Florida Ave, Lakeland, FL, United States - (863) 682-2124 *Pizza Hut1919 George Jenkins Blvd, Lakeland, FL, United States - (863) 688-7311 - 1.1 mi NW Intimate Encounters Lakeland, FL, United States - (863) 683-6676 - 4.6 mi E (try to time it just after dinner, so his parents can meet hisgirlfriend,boyfriendblow up doll)
JoshU2Uber Trivias
Trivias, hard facts, trolling, stupid shit he shouldn't said, and others by cannibal troll JoshU2uber.
[+]JoshU2Uber, The Essential
- JoshU2uber says he's actually a
pretty nice guy. BALEETED - Likes Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers and masturbates to Harry Potter and Narnia.
- On his old account "JoshU2uberReborn", he favorited gay porn. He said he needed them for educational purposes.
- Hates anyone and anybody who is Jew.
- He finds Justin Bieber's underwear hot.
- Likes to block people that make him butthurt with nothing but the truth on his comments page.
- His boyfriend Randy doesn't know how to work a computer.
- Keeps changing his profile on where he lives like United Kingdom and Texas when his real location is Florida.
- Is a devout Christian yet states he believes scientology is a "good religion".
- Him and his boyfriend/bitch Randy find drugs nasty and thank their priest for it and the rape too.
- Dances like a girl to pop music like Britney Spears and Lady Gaga and says he's a great dancer.
- He has "Autism".
- Masturbates to the cup from 2girls1cup.
- Is a huge fan of women's sunglasses and the color pink. Possible gangsta hippie wannabe nerd due to the retarded way he wears his hat.
- Says that he can be more funnier than Ray William Johnson when he doesn't know jack shit about comedy.
- Subscribed to gay porn as joshthegaypornlover99.
- His favorite porn star is Justin Bieber.
- He thinks God hates all music that isn't about him.
- Very pissed off at Derrick Bird for killing 3 people and thinks he can send him to hell.
- He believes only God let christians go to heaven and everyone who is not christian goes to hell.
- Also says that people who are non christian deserves to die and goes to hell. This explains why he's a nazi
christiantroll.
- Also says that people who are non christian deserves to die and goes to hell. This explains why he's a nazi
- Claims to be a Christian, yet swears an awful lot like the troll he is.
- Also claims to be a 'cool Christian'
Josh is a massive failure at keeping promises.VIDEO BALLETED- FYI, he fucking trolled Anon.
HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKSVIDEO BALLETED- It's more than likely he tried to "call the dogs off" by saying he's been fooling people, where he obviously fails miserably.
- He claims to have gotten Lukeywes1234 banned from YouTube, causing "The /b/tards Who Cried 'BAWWW!'".
- On his real account bwmz he said he didn't get him banned and he was acting when he still has the video up.
- Says he wasn't greedy and he reported him because he was underage.
- There is plenty of evidence that he has/is/always will be trolling (and failing horribly.) Obviously this kid has never heard of a little thing called subtlety and lunges at any attempt at blatantly obvious shock value, such as...
- Showing Support for Westboro Baptist Church(these guys) Something no sane Christfag with half a heart would do (Hell, even btards don't support those people!)
- Copying the AHK's videos (Rather, Reinacting them almost word for word, with slight alterations.)
- Use of Ear-Rape in his videos (See Josh's message to tnpan as one example)
- Use of Racial Slurs in the comments (that his mother would pimp slap him for, if she was, indeed, monitoring his every action on the internet.)
- Had to be removed from school because of not only people bullying him but for converting and raping other small boys weaker than him like Randy.
- He delibrately tried to get his JoshChristian99 account suspended for some reason, and succeeded.
- Bwmz apparently stands for "Buttsex Wanking My Zapper."
[+]Trolling trivia
- He's very afraid of user LucasJWF because he thinks he's a stalker and responsible for making this page on ED.
- Even though LucasJWF closed his account, JoshU2uber still fears him and shits his underwear for being updated all the time.
- HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD!
- After releasing his "suicide" video he's proud to keep telling people he troll over 100,000 people as a comeback when he only trolled only several newfags.
- He says metal music is satanic and anyone likes it goes to hell when he listens to it anyways.
- Dances like a faggot to music like Black Eyed Peas.
- Secretly subscribed to Chris Chan.
- Used to live in Saudi Arabia for 2 years.
- Calls himself a fag.
- Wants to destroy religion.
- He finds the British people annoying idiots.
- Insults dead celebrities he doesn't know that everybody loves like Chris Farley, Ronnie James Dio, etc.
- He has "Autism".
- Spams inflation artists death threats and insults like "inflatefag" for example.
- He bullies little kids younger and weaker than him.
- Says he will make more interviews on JoshChristian99 when there are questions. Unfortunately all questions are about his faggotry.
- Randy's real name is Aaron.
- Says that all Europeans are weirdos and should speak English.
- Declares war on 4chan just to piss people off.
- He salutes to the Russian national anthem.
- If you ask him about his real dox and IP address, he'll be scared and will lie it's a "innocent stupid American.
- He hacks accounts like MurphNight and lies about it.
- As bwmz, he says that he's average, straight, pretty smart, and hates Americans because they're all fat and a bunch of fucking yanks.
- JoshChristian99 doesn't find Ray William Johnson funny when he subscribed to him as bwmz.
- Talks shit to all females who reply to his shitty videos. What he said for examples:
- Says that (girl's name) is a whore.
- Says that (girl's name) is the biggest slut this world has ever known.
- Says that (girl's name) couldn't pay him to pleasure him. He said (girl's name) couldn't handle him (his tiny penis). He also said (girl's name) is a "ratfacedSLUTbag".
- Wants to know how much (girl's name) charge and said (girl's name) is probally a $2 "slutbag".
- Also said he's scared shit (and talks shit) of women (except for his mom who got fired) and asked anyone a male to be the mediator.
[+]Gaming Trivia
- He thinks all PC gamers are 40 year old pedophiles.
- He has no room to talk about PC gamers when he plays Maple Story on his PC. Account name is joshchristian99.
- When it comes to console wars he says the PS3 will win the console wars.
- Also says PS3 is miles better than XBOX 360 like a troll.
- As JoshChristian99 he trolls, saying that violent video games (Grand Theft Auto, Red Dead Redemption, Modern Warfare 2) sucks and will be banned when he plays it anyway.
- Says that XBOX Live achievements are for losers because of his major sucking.
- Talks in many accents.
- Says he's not a "tech loser" when it comes to Modern Warfare 2.
- He doesn't go to public school with real friends except home school with XBOX Live friends and boyfriends due to major butthurt.
- He has "Autism".
- Hates Nintendo.
- As joshuacoopersmilk he swears a lot at snipers because snipers rape his ass while he's sucking at shooting game. He said they should use real weapons and stop trying to look cool with their scopes.
- May create fake or real XBOX Live accounts like EpiC XX OwNaGe, Barzden, etc.
- Thinks American gamers are stupid cunts because they can't understand the concept of tension.
- Likes to play Soccer because he thinks it's the biggest sport by far.
- He says that Baseball is boring and Football is for steroid addicting apes because he knows he's a giant pussy and scared to play real sports.
And, in conclusion...
External Links
His accounts
- Bwmz - His REAL ACCOUNT behind his "acting". His videos still sucks troll cock, even if his voice changed from all the fag cocks he sucked.
- http://www.youtube.com/comment_search?username=bwmz - Comments said by Bwmz.
- Jacksfilms1- His old channel to troll Justin Bieber haters by the name of Jack. Page is white like the cum he still devours.
- http://www.youtube.com/comment_search?username=jacksfilms1 - Comments said by jacksfilms1. Now he bitches at people that he doesn't even like him when all the hate continues to make him butthurt and pissed off.
- Benbighitter - Another of his troll accounts to spam responses with gay orgy faces and spamming death threats. Still leaving it active to be a waste of YouTube's space.
- http://www.youtube.com/comment_search?username=benbighitter - Comments said by benbighitter.
- Rafaelrevaldo - Another waste of space account made by JoshU2uber. Sometimes uses it to say "fuck you" to anyone from 4chan.
- http://www.youtube.com/comment_search?username=Rafaelrevaldo - Comments said by Rafaelrevaldo.
- RydallsTech - Support account made by Josh pretending to be Ben. This account has no videos (and no friends).
- TehBenPlanet - Another
support accountempty blank account. - RydallsPlanet - Support account, which is claimed in the title to be "Coming soon..". Didn't bother to finger the account.
- Bensdubs - Josh's vlog account as Ben. It's a empty page. But he does love the gay fish.
- Joshuacoopersmilk - One of his main account for his homo character JoshU2uber.
- josshu2uber Yet another shitty unused account. As expected, has a very gay channel design.
- his blogtv account need to set your age under 16 as he has a junior account.
joshu2uber- http://www.myspace.com/rydallisthebomb
Troll him to DEATH!!!!!Do it some MORE - http://www.myspace.com/473422973 - Another Myspace account.
- OrbitTechShow
Family & Friends accounts
- AprilLuvsJames - His sister's youtube (April from The Mulberry Eight). Still getting insults which is very lulzy.
- Benjurduck - Josh as Ben's other account with videos of his fat ex-boyfriend DustinU2uber (his real name is Ben Mccullough).
- RandyChristian99 - His ex-boyfriend's account.
- TheGodEmprah - His dad's account?
- BlazeLikesIceCream - Josh's gay furry lover, pretends to be a Sonic character by the name Blaze and have hot furry cybersex. More accounts are made starts with "BlazeLikes" to defend him like he defends other furries. Many of her accounts have been either hacked or closed, but not all of them.
- BlazeLikesHorseShit - In this account they role play of furry scat sex. DustinU2uber can't join in on the gay fun because he'll eat up all the shit like it's a Baby Ruth.
BlazeLikesDickSlaps - A favorite account since it involves furry and futa and a lot of buttsex.CLOSED
Troll Accounts
- KingU2uber - The king of homos, and surprisingly... NOT JOSH (Rydall was butthurt when he got kicked out of his group. He wasn't homo enough.)!
- JoshSucksCocks - Josh's REAL brother, who actually says he hates Josh as much as haters, and is on their side. And also hopes that Josh will get arrested. In the video of Josh getting beat up, he was the guy in the black shirt.
- AnonymousHatesRydall - A troll account specifically created for providing dox, and lulz.
- MrWeenus - A troll account with re-uploaded Joshu2uber videos.
- JosshU2uber - A possible sock account. Pretending to be Angelwith pink backgrounds and girly themes. No pulse in this faggot account.
- TheTundrak - Formerly Warskar, before the faggot Josh/Rydall himself reported him due to butthurt.
- CynthiaThymesIV - The current Cynthia archive of Josh's (and the other 2 U2ubers) videos.
- JoshU2ubur - A troll account with edited JoshU2uber videos.
- JoshandRandy4eva - A lulzy troll account dedicated to Josh and Randy's gay relationship.
- JoshChristian101 - Possibly one of his fake accounts.
- JoshChristianUtuber - Possible sock account, has gay porn in his favourites.
- JoshJewTuber - Josh's secret account where he promotes and talks about Jew
- MurderJoshToday - An account created purely for trolling Josh (and now other people.) Makes commentaries on people who are asking for it. When commenting on people's channels he often uses the words "Clickity clickity."
- JoshChristan99Douche - Lulzy troll account dedicated to Josh's gayness.
- BenHulseEpic - Another possible sock account. Not surprisingly, has plenty of Hentai uploaded on it.
- KillJoshU2uberToday - MurderJoshToday's original YouTube channel. It was closed, but it's now been re-opened.
- JoshAndRandy - Specifically created for Josh and Randy's gay relationship. Often uses HTML code when commenting.
- JoshChristianTV - Just created this account to pretend he's a innocent christian.
- JoshChristian300 - Not JoshU2uber. An archive of Josh's videos, similar to CynthiaThymesIV, but with less videos.
- JacksFilms15 - An impersonator.
- HomoKido - An troll account with edited videos of JoshU2uber and other people.
Banned/Closed/Hacked accounts
- Benstech - B& for helping with the Fred Subscriber Hack.
- JoshChristian99 SUSPENDED! - FUCK YEAH!!
- imherbertthepervert
- Christiankid15
- TheU2uberGang
- JoshChristian10
- JoshU2uberReturns
- JoshU2uberReborn
- JoshU2uber - His first account.
- haloismymiddlename
- rydallcooper
- RydallandDustin
- RydallTutorials
- Rydalls
- jonasfanalex
- MrRydall
- JoshChristian100
- RydallCooperEpic
- JoshChristian96
- RydallsWorld - Another
one of Josh's accountshacked accounts. God bless that person who hacked the little fucker. - RydallU2uberCooper - Formerly hacked and closed, but re-opened about a week and hacked again.
Other
- Articles about him getting busted for Swatting - https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-37257147
- https://www.irishnews.com/news/2016/09/03/news/bomb-hoaxer-who-caused-mayhem-across-us-is-freed-678661/
- Old instagram account - https://www.instagram.com/benmegarry
See Also
The Mulberry Eight - One of them is his sister.- Angry Homo Kid
- Mickyy Moo
- Wigger
- Flardox
- Generation Z
- Paul Fetch
- Lukeywes1234
- Adolf Hitler
- EricDouglace
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