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Elmo
Elmo is I mean, was a furry red monster on Sesame Street. If you don't know what Sesame Street is fuck you, go back to the Taliban. The character was apparently created one day when the show's staff decided to be dicks and give the fag on the way out a hideous ball of red fur and zero instructions besides "Make something out of it". Nobody else wanted to be seen on or off stage with the ugly thing anyway.
Through sheer negro magic that fag transformed the puppet too ugly and uncomfortable for anyone else to play into "the embodiment of love" - Elmo. Of course, that's probably before your time. You probably know Elmo best as the advertising powerhouse that Sesame Street uses to make sure the money keeps on rolling in. That ugly little ball of fur has been in over 26 movies and has spawned countless ungodly merchandise made to seperate breeders from their Jew gold.
Let's just say that Elmo wasn't the only one wanting to be "tickled" by young boys.
The Creepy
In October 2012 some money-seeking faggot accused Elmo's handler Kevin Clash that he [Clash] fucked him in the ass when he was the tender age of 17. Of course the magic negro himself claims he thought the kid was 18. Since then dozens of butthurt and lonely attention whores have come out of the woodwork claiming they all have been tickled by the nigger Elmo.
Considering the Elmo Line, it's not too big a leap to make.
- Elmo is the "Embodiment of Love". Love for young folks from a much older man
- Tickle Me Elmo: encourages young boys to touch low on another man's body to "tickle" them
- Elmo Children's Chairs: Sit your son between the smiling Elmo's legs
- Fireman, Policeman, Indian, ect. Elmo: It's the all Elmo Village people! How did anyone miss it?
In Kevin Clash's defense, they did say they were 18 and were totally asking for it.
