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{{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 24, [[1980s|1984]]}} | {{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 24, [[1980s|1984]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Age'''| 32 years old}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Birthplace'''| [[New Jersey]]}} | {{ibrow|'''Birthplace'''| [[New Jersey]]}} | ||
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'''[[Powerword|Michael Curtis Gimson]]''' (Michael G) is your <s>normal</s> typical [[autistic]] middle-aged out of touch [[manlet]] (he's | '''[[Powerword|Michael Curtis Gimson]]''' (Michael G) is your <s>normal</s> typical [[autistic]] middle-aged out of touch [[manlet]] (he's 5'7"!) in a constant mid-life crisis and a [[wannabe]] film-maker/book publisher. Born in the state of New Jersey where all [[douchebags]] who are raised there turn into reality show celebrities, not much is known about his early childhood except for the [[lulzy]] fact that in May [[2003]] during high [[school]], he punched the living [[shit]] out of some [[stupid]] [[nigger]] who was bothering and verbally harassing him repeatedly for a couple of months, plus trying to steal his Coca-Cola bottle from him at lunch every single day when he [[Noob|wasn't looking]]. Probably the only [[funny]] thing he's done in his lifetime besides put unwanted attention on himself from being such a [[loser]] with a ugly [[fuck]] wife who is clearly the more dominant one in the bedroom. More recently, he claims to have worked out and started to eat less foods than before -- this is [[true]] [[irony]] considering that he has nipples [[Lol|the size of pepperonis]], and still does. He ventures into the art of [[doxing]], more irony because he's so [[lazy]] that he forces his friends to do all the hard work for him. His job at [[Target]] doesn't even meet the minimum wage criteria, since it solely consists of repeatedly [[LOL WUT|picking up potted plants and then putting them back on the shelves again]]. Often, he [[USI|brags]] about his education where he was able to score a 3rd grade reading level in kindergarten, and a 3.0 GPA in high school. | ||
==The Black Kid Story== | ==The Black Kid Story== | ||
After approximately 3 months of putting up with the ape's crap trying really hard to ignore his threats, [[last Thursday]] at lunchtime, Michael blew up and lashed out at the [[kid]]. What happened was, earlier that morning, in math class, the teacher had the classroom watch an important movie called 'The Devil's Arithmetic', which is about the [[Holocaust]] during [[WWII]]. While teacher's pet Michael was trying to watch the movie, most of the [[Clown|clowns]] in the class were loud and obnoxious throughout most of the movie, making it hard for him to hear the movie and learn a few things about history. A lot of [[Angry|anger]] and frustrations were already building up inside of him that particular morning as it was, and then when he went to lunch that day, the same black kid started with his usual shtick of trying to steal Michael's soda bottle from him at lunch, that was enough to set the [[cracker]] off. After that, he never fucked with him again and so they [[Lie|lived happily ever after]]. Michael says that despite the person that he punched was black, that doesn't automatically make him [[racist]] and would have punched him [[Bullshit|whether he was his own race, or any one other than black]]. | After approximately 3 months of putting up with the ape's crap trying really hard to ignore his threats, [[last Thursday]] at lunchtime, Michael blew up and lashed out at the [[kid]]. What happened was, earlier that morning, in math class, the teacher had the classroom watch an important movie called 'The Devil's Arithmetic', which is about the [[Holocaust]] during [[WWII]]. While teacher's pet Michael was trying to watch the movie, most of the [[Clown|clowns]] in the class were loud and obnoxious throughout most of the movie, making it hard for him to hear the movie and learn a few things about history. A lot of [[Angry|anger]] and frustrations were already building up inside of him that particular morning as it was, and then when he went to lunch that day, the same black kid started with his usual shtick of trying to steal Michael's soda bottle from him at lunch, that was enough to set the [[cracker]] off. After that, he never fucked with him again and so they [[Lie|lived happily ever after]]. Michael says that despite the person that he punched was black, that doesn't automatically make him [[racist]] and would have punched him [[Bullshit|whether he was his own race, or any one other than black]] | ||
Obviously, all of the above is not true since it was written by himself modified to be in a third person POV, and whoever he would try to knock out would rightfully retaliate back by dropping his fat ass head on the ground, making him [[BAWWW|cry]] to his [[mommy]] in the process since he can't be a [[crybaby]] to anybody else except the ones in the online world by making a video about it since his [[dad]] is pretty much the definition of a deadbeat. He's dead, just like Michael is going to be in the near future if he keeps on his unhealthy eating habits. | |||
==Exclusive Interview== | ==Exclusive Interview== | ||
<center><youtube>B49pLsgjtnw</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>B49pLsgjtnw</youtube></center> | ||
==Rise To Fame== | |||
Nobody cared about this worthless excuse for a [[human]] being until in late [[2015]] where an [[Australian]] [[weed]] smoker named [[pretty cool guy|Lighthouse]] and a unknown [[adderall]] addict began to fuck with him and all of the [[Tool|tools]] that followed behind him, since they wouldn't be where they are today without him by their side assisting them with every task. Like with every [[lolcow]], Michael gives them more creative ways to let them and others who want to join the fun fuck with him in the worst way possible, the one thing that he doesn't want them to do. Unsurprisingly being the [[pussy]] that he is, he's enforced the block button on everyone that he's deemed a 'troll' or 'cyberbully' | |||
==Internet Buddies== | ==Internet Buddies== | ||
While Michael has virtually no friends [[IRL]], that doesn't prevent him from making a lot of them on the [[Internet]]. And with a large following on [[YouTube]], this fact rings true. Be extremely wary of them, since you may encounter them while you're fucking around with this [[idiot]]. | While Michael has virtually no friends [[IRL]], that doesn't prevent him from making a lot of them on the [[Internet]], surprised by the fact that there are people out there who actually give two shits about him. And with a large following on [[YouTube]], this fact rings true. Be extremely wary of them, since you may encounter them while you're fucking around with this [[idiot]]. | ||
===Cazaam The Angry Aspie=== | ===Cazaam The Angry Aspie=== | ||
[[File:CazaamTheAngryAspie.png|thumb]] | [[File:CazaamTheAngryAspie.png|thumb|100px|A inaccurate depiction of Cazaam, drawn by himself.]] | ||
<center>{{quote|You know what? I don't care about you trolls anymore. I'm gonna do my own thing, see if I care about you. I don't, that's the truth.}}</center> | <center>{{quote|You know what? I don't care about you trolls anymore. I'm gonna do my own thing, see if I care about you. I don't, that's the truth.}}</center> | ||
Michael's | Michael's one friend that stands out from the rest of the crowd who is a [[British|Britfag]] with [[bad]] teeth, also an aspie and past leader of "The [[Cyberbully]] Club" on [[Google+|Jewgle+]] from 2015 to [[2016]], {{ytuser|callumcazaam|Cazaam}} (formerly '''Cazaam The Angry Aspie''') draws mediocre [[South Park]] look-a-like characters of his best friends, makes a career out of exposing [[trolls]] online plus being a self-proclaimed "[[Fail|counter troller]]", and is not afraid to frequently stereotype people whenever he gets the chance to do so. On his YouTube account, he has videos ranting on topics that [[shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]] and wondering if the 45th President of [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[Donald Trump]], should be restricted from entering the [[United Kingdom]]. Even if he did, we're pretty sure he wouldn't care about irrelevant [[Loner|loners]] like you. | ||
===DsimXD=== | |||
[[File:DsimXD.JPG|thumb|100px|DsimXD's [[Sarcasm|totally unique]] picture!]] | |||
Remember how this [[article]] said that Michael went to extreme measures such as doxing when he was able to have his [[l33t]] [[hacker]] friends do everything for him? Well, this is one of the main ones, if not the individual behind it all since every one of these potential [[pedophiles]] cannot comprehend the many basic purposes of a [[search engine]]. {{ytuser|DsimXD}} reuploads videos that contain "harassment" of either him or his butt buddies just in the rare case they get deleted to not incriminate themselves for some odd reason, and [[Homosexuality|gets a rock hard erection]] whenever he finds the IP address, [[e-mail]] address, street address, workplace, and/or other associated personal info of the said [[Cool|attackers]]. | |||
===Andres Luna=== | |||
A unemployed Satanist [[beaner]] who sexually abuses his chihuahua (in his picture on his [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiPFpwD8OI2F1yHei9LZjiA channel]) on a daily basis and will spout devil-related topics towards you to make you believe in his opinions that have nothing to do with what the arguments thrown at him are trying to explain in a justified way. | |||
===Bmendez378=== | |||
Not much known is about this [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLA3cSZl0gcV8YDuhSEy3GA spic] besides the fact that he's able to be friends with someone that's just as [[retarded]] as he is. | |||
===PepsiBoy428=== | |||
[[Weird]] guy who is undoubtedly obsessed with soft drinks, plus a habitual [[ROBLOX]] player that got a bunch of views in the millions and countless subscribers by uploading {{ytuser|FireFire273|videos}} of the [[Teletubbies]] television show that only catered to kids and [[psychopaths]] who are near to killing somebody in the future. | |||
===Tazz=== | |||
Yet another [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbQ4H54ZkVNr2MIzIHW-0rg/featured aspie] with a deformed face like Michael therefore being unable to come up with a distinguishable alias for himself online, not much info on him is available except knowing that he's certainly affiliated with him. | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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| Michael Gimson | |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Born | May 24, 1984 |
| Age | 32 years old |
| Birthplace | New Jersey |
Michael Curtis Gimson (Michael G) is your normal typical autistic middle-aged out of touch manlet (he's 5'7"!) in a constant mid-life crisis and a wannabe film-maker/book publisher. Born in the state of New Jersey where all douchebags who are raised there turn into reality show celebrities, not much is known about his early childhood except for the lulzy fact that in May 2003 during high school, he punched the living shit out of some stupid nigger who was bothering and verbally harassing him repeatedly for a couple of months, plus trying to steal his Coca-Cola bottle from him at lunch every single day when he wasn't looking. Probably the only funny thing he's done in his lifetime besides put unwanted attention on himself from being such a loser with a ugly fuck wife who is clearly the more dominant one in the bedroom. More recently, he claims to have worked out and started to eat less foods than before -- this is true irony considering that he has nipples the size of pepperonis, and still does. He ventures into the art of doxing, more irony because he's so lazy that he forces his friends to do all the hard work for him. His job at Target doesn't even meet the minimum wage criteria, since it solely consists of repeatedly picking up potted plants and then putting them back on the shelves again. Often, he brags about his education where he was able to score a 3rd grade reading level in kindergarten, and a 3.0 GPA in high school.
The Black Kid Story
After approximately 3 months of putting up with the ape's crap trying really hard to ignore his threats, last Thursday at lunchtime, Michael blew up and lashed out at the kid. What happened was, earlier that morning, in math class, the teacher had the classroom watch an important movie called 'The Devil's Arithmetic', which is about the Holocaust during WWII. While teacher's pet Michael was trying to watch the movie, most of the clowns in the class were loud and obnoxious throughout most of the movie, making it hard for him to hear the movie and learn a few things about history. A lot of anger and frustrations were already building up inside of him that particular morning as it was, and then when he went to lunch that day, the same black kid started with his usual shtick of trying to steal Michael's soda bottle from him at lunch, that was enough to set the cracker off. After that, he never fucked with him again and so they lived happily ever after. Michael says that despite the person that he punched was black, that doesn't automatically make him racist and would have punched him whether he was his own race, or any one other than black
Obviously, all of the above is not true since it was written by himself modified to be in a third person POV, and whoever he would try to knock out would rightfully retaliate back by dropping his fat ass head on the ground, making him cry to his mommy in the process since he can't be a crybaby to anybody else except the ones in the online world by making a video about it since his dad is pretty much the definition of a deadbeat. He's dead, just like Michael is going to be in the near future if he keeps on his unhealthy eating habits.
Exclusive Interview
Rise To Fame
Nobody cared about this worthless excuse for a human being until in late 2015 where an Australian weed smoker named Lighthouse and a unknown adderall addict began to fuck with him and all of the tools that followed behind him, since they wouldn't be where they are today without him by their side assisting them with every task. Like with every lolcow, Michael gives them more creative ways to let them and others who want to join the fun fuck with him in the worst way possible, the one thing that he doesn't want them to do. Unsurprisingly being the pussy that he is, he's enforced the block button on everyone that he's deemed a 'troll' or 'cyberbully'
Internet Buddies
While Michael has virtually no friends IRL, that doesn't prevent him from making a lot of them on the Internet, surprised by the fact that there are people out there who actually give two shits about him. And with a large following on YouTube, this fact rings true. Be extremely wary of them, since you may encounter them while you're fucking around with this idiot.
Cazaam The Angry Aspie
Michael's one friend that stands out from the rest of the crowd who is a Britfag with bad teeth, also an aspie and past leader of "The Cyberbully Club" on Jewgle+ from 2015 to 2016, 
Cazaam (formerly Cazaam The Angry Aspie) draws mediocre South Park look-a-like characters of his best friends, makes a career out of exposing trolls online plus being a self-proclaimed "counter troller", and is not afraid to frequently stereotype people whenever he gets the chance to do so. On his YouTube account, he has videos ranting on topics that nobody gives a shit about and wondering if the 45th President of Dumbfuckistan, Donald Trump, should be restricted from entering the United Kingdom. Even if he did, we're pretty sure he wouldn't care about irrelevant loners like you.
DsimXD
Remember how this article said that Michael went to extreme measures such as doxing when he was able to have his l33t hacker friends do everything for him? Well, this is one of the main ones, if not the individual behind it all since every one of these potential pedophiles cannot comprehend the many basic purposes of a search engine. DsimXD reuploads videos that contain "harassment" of either him or his butt buddies just in the rare case they get deleted to not incriminate themselves for some odd reason, and gets a rock hard erection whenever he finds the IP address, e-mail address, street address, workplace, and/or other associated personal info of the said attackers.
Andres Luna
A unemployed Satanist beaner who sexually abuses his chihuahua (in his picture on his channel) on a daily basis and will spout devil-related topics towards you to make you believe in his opinions that have nothing to do with what the arguments thrown at him are trying to explain in a justified way.
Bmendez378
Not much known is about this spic besides the fact that he's able to be friends with someone that's just as retarded as he is.
PepsiBoy428
Weird guy who is undoubtedly obsessed with soft drinks, plus a habitual ROBLOX player that got a bunch of views in the millions and countless subscribers by uploading videos of the Teletubbies television show that only catered to kids and psychopaths who are near to killing somebody in the future.
Tazz
Yet another aspie with a deformed face like Michael therefore being unable to come up with a distinguishable alias for himself online, not much info on him is available except knowing that he's certainly affiliated with him.
External Links
- Michael's YouTube
Michael's Facebook- His wife's Facebook
- His wife's alternative Facebook
- His dad's Facebook
- His mother's Facebook
- His uncle's Facebook
- His aunt's Facebook
- Unknown relative #1
- Unknown relative #2
- Unknown relative #3
- Unknown relative #4
- Unknown relative #5
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Michael Gimson is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |