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'''BlueCatRiolu''' (also known as '''Riolu The Blue Cat''' or simply '''Riolu''', [[Powerword|powerword]]: '''Nicholas Salerno''') is a narcissistic chode-gargling fuckstain, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on [[DeviantArt]]. All of his works are visibly mouse-drawn with one hand in [[MS Paint|Microsoft Paint]], freeing the other hand for [[Fap|more important activities]]. This [[Shart|art]] of his has the consistent quality of [[Chasethehedgehog|blocky, aliased shit]], always containing [[Andrew Dobson|inflation]], [[Vorarephilia|vore]], and other disturbing fetishes. | '''BlueCatRiolu''' (also known as '''Riolu The Blue Cat''' or simply '''Riolu''', [[Powerword|powerword]]: '''Nicholas Salerno''') is a narcissistic chode-gargling fuckstain, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on [[DeviantArt]]. All of his works are visibly mouse-drawn with one hand in [[MS Paint|Microsoft Paint]], freeing the other hand for [[Fap|more important activities]]. This [[Shart|art]] of his has the consistent quality of [[Chasethehedgehog|blocky, aliased shit]], always containing [[Andrew Dobson|inflation]], [[Vorarephilia|vore]], and other disturbing fetishes. | ||
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| BlueCatRiolu | |
| Real name | Nicholas Salerno |
| Nationality | American 
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| Born | February 19, 2000 |
| Residence | Michigan |
| Former aliases | Riolu947 |
| DeviantArt |  BlueCatRiolu
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| YouTube | Template:Ytchannel |
BlueCatRiolu is part of a series on
FAT FUCKING FURRIES.
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BlueCatRiolu (also known as Riolu The Blue Cat or simply Riolu, powerword: Nicholas Salerno) is a narcissistic chode-gargling fuckstain, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on DeviantArt. All of his works are visibly mouse-drawn with one hand in Microsoft Paint, freeing the other hand for more important activities. This art of his has the consistent quality of blocky, aliased shit, always containing inflation, vore, and other disturbing fetishes.
When not posting his scribblings, BlueCatRiolu enjoys his time on DeviantArt by begging for Points or a Core membership, and writing hate journals about people who criticize him, while linking to them in said journals. These call-out journals predictably create a strong animosity towards BlueCatRiolu, and as such he must be constantly guarded by a team of highly dedicated white knights, who stand ready to defend him from the evils of constructive criticism.
The fact that this guy and his atrocious works of art have pulled in over a half-million page views in a span of about five years, while many great artists squalor in comparative obscurity, should tell you a lot about the current state of DeviantArt, and its user base consisting of mostly teenagers.
Stellar character design
BlueCatRiolu's OC is a generic blue-colored cat named Riolu, a name derived from Lucario's baby form. Riolu's design is a direct rip-off of Happy from Fairy Tail, except it wears a collar which has a Poké Ball tag on it. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. His character has no real flaws or personality, other than being a Gary Stu. Its variations include six cringe-inducing, edgy "rage" mode forms, as well as an Inkling. BlueCatRiolu responds to any criticism of this character very negatively, even if it's from a friend who's simply trying to help him. Unable to do anything original, he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression and why it entitles him to your asspats.
Things BlueCatRiolu has ripped off and ruined
Like any autistic fantard, BlueCatRiolu plagiarizes various animated properties for his own original works. Notably, he has bastardized a good portion of furry cartoons made for toddlers. Similar to our beloved Chris-chan, he crams these copyrighted characters into his own shitty artwork, gives them a thousand alternate forms, and then uses random Metal Gear music as their theme songs. If none of this makes sense to you, you are probably not as chromosomally exceptional as him.
- Alien
- The Cat Returns
- Cave Story
- Freedom Planet
- Heathcliff
- Kirby
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
- Metroid
- Monster Hunter Stories
- Night on the Galactic Railroad
- Peanuts
- Pokémon
- Resident Evil
- Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat
- Splatoon
- Star Fox
- Super Mario Bros.
- Wan Wan Celeb Soreyuke! Tetsunoshin
- Yo-kai Watch
Additionally, he is the author of an all-new series (NOT A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF STAR FOX) named "Star Cat."
Quotes about BlueCatRiolu
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Profile picture in February 2017.
See also
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Darlalloons26 – One of BlueCatRiolu's white knights was so lulzy he got his own page.
- DeviantArt
- Dying alone
- Furry art
- Inflation art
- Omegalore
- Pokémon
- Ruining the Internet
- Sick fuck
- Shitty art
- Tom Preston
- Virus-20
- Yuethedragon – Another fan of vore who resided on DeviantArt.
External links
- BlueCatRiolu – His main account.
- Template:Ytchannel – His YouTube account.
riolu947 – His Fur Affinity account.
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facebook:nrs2 - Kiwi Farms – Kiwi Farms thread.
- Dox – BlueCatRiolu doxed himself.
- Riolu947 – His Scratch account.
- bluewhale23 – His old Scratch account, dates back to 2010.
- Google +
- [1] – Some weebly page of his. Appears to be abandoned.
- [2] – Shitty wiki article on some Undertale fan wiki.
Fuckboys and white knights (examples)
- asheandcjthepikachus – A 19-year-old manchild who thinks he is a Pikachu in real life. Has shitty artistic skills in par with a 6-year-old. Records himself waving a Pikachu plush around.
- darlalloons26 – A.K.A narayan23456 Shitty, whiny Mexican artist who, along with Micaloon, harassed Selphy6 into unfiltering his drawings. Only made an account to hide from ED.
- dashergalaxycat – Psychotic tard who screams "RETARD!" at anyone who disagrees with BlueCatRiolu.
- jetixguy6549 – Alternate account of RedCatDan. Autistic BlueCatRiolu fanboy who was too lazy to create an OC, so he just used BlueCatRiolu's art and colored it in red. Allegedly sends death threats to those against BlueCatRiolu and his friends. He is also obsessed with Toonami. It has been reported he is only around 12-13 years old.
- Konamicode55 – A whiny bastard. Has a dying "crush" on LostinthoughtsA. Has his own shitty Microsoft Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama, including drama involving Alpha-X01.
- Lisadots123 – Another artist who supports him. They are best friends.
- micaloon – Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been registered on DeviantArt. Conveniently ignores BlueCatRiolu's behavior.
- NFSFAN34567 – A.K.A. flatoutfan34352665 A BlueCatRiolu fanboy who likes to stalk BlueCatRiolu's page as well as those who have went against him. Is very annoying and has a huge obsession over him and Lisa. Also likes the Burnout series for some fucking reason.
- schoolfilmer – Former friend of some person from Canada, but drew troll art of them. Stalks BlueCatRiolu's page and posts cutesy cat faces. Over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of autism.
- sexyman60 – A Hamtaro fag who is essentially BlueCatRiolu's butt-buddy.
- YukiTakashi – A former Doom mapper who essentially makes art featuring deformed humans that look like they are mentally impaired. Is 34 years old.
- oreofurryfam – Claims to be BlueCatRiolu's "girlfriend" as the two obsess over each other. Steals artwork and causes drama for attention and whines constantly when people "hurt" BlueCatRiolu. Thinks she has it bad in life by telling stories of her "abusive situation".
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