Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Full House: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Newer edit →
imported>Unknown
Created page with " {{needsmore|Lulz. Lots of them}} thumb|As soon as costars meet each other, they need to [[rape|seal the deal.]] [[Image:MichellePedo.jpg|thumb|200px|T..."
 
imported>Acemakers
Restore original page from cached & removed dead redlink
Line 1: Line 1:
{{needsmore|Lulz. Lots of them}}
{{needsmore|Lulz. Lots of them}}


[[Image:Costar fuck.jpg|thumb|As soon as costars meet each other, they need to [[rape|seal the deal]].]]
[[Image:Olsen Deepthroat.gif|thumb| [[Loli|Michelle Tanner]] ]]
[[Image:MichellePedo.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical scene from ''Full House''.]]
[[Image:PedobearLoveStephanieTanner.JPG|thumb|Joey love sweet little [[Loli|Stephanie Tanner]] ]]
[[Image:StephaniePedo.jpg|thumb|200px|Stephanie Tanner like to give you a Blowjob Anytime!''.]]
[[Image:JoeyGladstonePedo.jpg|thumb|Nothing as Creeper as this Scene.]]
[[Image:Olsentwinshot.jpg|thumb|250px|Hottest thing ever or [[shoop]]?]]
[[Image:BabyRape.jpg|thumb|250px|Jesse is unsuccessful at controlling his pedo urges.]]
[[Image:LittleStephanieTannerPedo.jpg|thumb|210px|Stephanie Tanner Want Joey [[Cock|Cock]] in her throat!]]
[[Image:Michelle.gif|thumb|Michelle had [[loose vagina syndrome|many]] vanity fucks with her fans, writers, costars, and producers.]]
[[Image:The hell.gif|thumb|right|In this episode, they video taped Michelle fucking a Popsicle with her throat.]]
[[Image:PedobearLoveStephanieTanner.JPG|thumb|Pedo Joey Love Stephanie Tanner and want her to sleep with him in his bedroom and want Steph to give him a [[head|Blowjob]].]]


'''''[[Milhouse|Full House]]''''' (aka ''[[Fail]] [[House]]'')


'''"I Don't Watch TV"''' (or sometimes '''"I Don't Have A TV"''') is a [[lie|phrase]] commonly used by [[hippy|arty]], [[elitist]] [[lesbians|rug munchers]], [[gay|cocksuckers]] and [[fags]] of [[poor|all varieties]] (usually in a snarky fashion) to distance themselves from [[everyone|the rest of us cavemen]] when discussions arises about hot-topic [[fag|fanboy]] shows.
'''''[[Milhouse|Full House]]''''' (aka ''[[Fail]] [[House]]'') is a painfully unfunny sitcom that's known to be one of the most G-rated shows of all time; favorite TV show by [[fap|pedophiles]], closet homosexuals, 8 year old girls and you. The show takes place in San Francisco, with three unmarried men living in a house with three little girls. The show launched the "acting" career of Bob Faget and the Olsen Twins. It also managed to turn many [[Fat|people]] into home bitches.


Example:


Prima: '''"Did you see [[House]] last night?"'''
'''Characters'''
Secunda: '''"Oh...I don't watch TV!"'''
Prima: '''"...[[GTFO]]"'''


Danny Tanner - [[Pedophilia|Pedophile]] A father of three little girls and depressed widower who masturbates to peewee football. (character based on Bob Saget).


This [[unwarranted self-importance|statement]] is used either when they're too [[poor]] for cable or when a faggot thinks they are more [[liberal|cultured]] than you and have to [[fap|read books]] and go [[IRL]] for entertainment. It makes them feel better about their shitty lives when they get asked about [[Win|popular]] shows like [[South Park]], [[CSI]], [[Lost]], and [[Pimp My Ride]] that everyone talks about around the water-cooler.
Joey - Danny's previous gay partner and a shit comedian who's jokes give cancer survivors AIDS. Also a [[Pedobear|pedophile]] that lures in small children with his Puppets.


Sometimes, you'll [[nice try|catch]] one of these fags out when they slip up and say something like "Watching the ''Little Mermaid'' DVD" in answer to the question "What are you up to?" To which the best response is: [[Unfunny|"So what...you just rented the DVD and stare at the box?"]]  Similarly, [[at least 100]] percent of non-TV-watchers are fans of ''[[Firefly]]'','' Arrested Development'', seasons 1 and 2 of ''Family Guy'', ''[[furries|Freaks]] and [[otherkin|Geeks]]''...are you noticing a pattern here?
Jesse - A self proclaimed ladies man and a pretentious Elvis wannabe son of a bitch who wants to be a "rock and roll" star although he has no actual talent and is a failure as a parent. He desperately needs a hair cut on several cases of it being mistaken for a bush monster.


This [[cunt|species]] also frequently claim that they don't own a [[computer|comp00ting machine]], hate the [[Internets]] and don't even have an [[email]] address.
Rebecca - Jesse's wife, coming from a white town in Nebraska. Teaches her housemates square dancing, therefore making her the object of white trash in the house.


D.J. Tanner - Teenage [[Mary_Sue|Mary Sue]] a fat cow who is constantly getting in trouble for offering [[head|blowjobs]] to desperate nerds.


[[Image:Dilbert2008611240327.gif|frame|none|What average people do when they don't watch TV, illustrated with [[dilbert|some badly drawn comic]]]]
Stephanie Tanner - Middle daughter played by Jodie Sweetin, before she discovered the wonders of [[Drug|meth]], she now stars on the popular Nickelodeon show [[iCarly|iCarly]] as the goofy sidekick.


Michelle Tanner - Youngest of the daughters; known for getting [[Pedobear|raped]] nearly every other episode. Portrayed by the Olsen twins.


==People Who Watch TV==
Nicky and Alex - Jesse's Aspie children who are constantly abused by their parents to the amusement of the audience.
*People who are [[too cool for the Internet]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Double Nigger|Niggers]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Azns]]
*[[Americans]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[Me]]
*[[You]]
*[[b/|/b/]]


==People Who Don't Watch TV==
Steve Hale - D.J.'s forced boyfriend and frequent cannabis user. He always want to get some but DJ is too busy eating to even notice.
*[[Scientology|Scientologists]]
*[[Hippies]]
*[[Hipsters]]
*[[Lesbians]]
*<s>[[Faggots]]</s> 80% of TV is now pure faggotry
*[[Liberals]]
*[[Eskimos]]
*Amish
*[[Star Trek|The Federation]]


==What People Do When They Don't Watch TV==
Kimmy Gibbler - Giant enemy crab and all out closet case. Unbeknownst to the Tanner family, she ends up becoming famed [[porn]] star.
*[[fap|Read books]]
*[[fap|Listen to music]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about|Discover a cure for Cancer]]
*[[Fap]]
*Call friends up and disturb them while ''[[Full House]]'' is still on
*[[Virginia Tech massacre|Kick it VTECH style]]


==Passable Excuses for Not Owning a TV==
*Infinite supply of [[Pussy]]
*''[[Portal]]''
*The UK Television License Fee
*Everything Is On [[The Internets]] Anyway
*<del>A [[Life|Social Life]]</del> not applicable to anyone who's got this far down the article.
*[[Death]]


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Faggotry]]
*[[12 year old girls]]
*[[TV]]
*[[Olsen_Twins]]
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]]
*[[iCarly]]
*[[Poor|Aloof]]


==References==
{{TV}}
*[http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694 Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television]
{{Pedoseries}}
*[http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/28-not-having-a-tv/ Stuff white people like: #28 Not Having a TV]


{{stub}}
[[Category:TV Shows]]
{{TV}}
[[Category:Pedophilia]]
[[Category:Language]] [[Category:TV Shows]] [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Revision as of 19:29, 22 April 2011

What? This article needs moar Lulz. Lots of them.
You can help by adding moar Lulz. Lots of them.
Michelle Tanner
Joey love sweet little Stephanie Tanner


Full House (aka Fail House) is a painfully unfunny sitcom that's known to be one of the most G-rated shows of all time; favorite TV show by pedophiles, closet homosexuals, 8 year old girls and you. The show takes place in San Francisco, with three unmarried men living in a house with three little girls. The show launched the "acting" career of Bob Faget and the Olsen Twins. It also managed to turn many people into home bitches.


Characters

Danny Tanner - Pedophile A father of three little girls and depressed widower who masturbates to peewee football. (character based on Bob Saget).

Joey - Danny's previous gay partner and a shit comedian who's jokes give cancer survivors AIDS. Also a pedophile that lures in small children with his Puppets.

Jesse - A self proclaimed ladies man and a pretentious Elvis wannabe son of a bitch who wants to be a "rock and roll" star although he has no actual talent and is a failure as a parent. He desperately needs a hair cut on several cases of it being mistaken for a bush monster.

Rebecca - Jesse's wife, coming from a white town in Nebraska. Teaches her housemates square dancing, therefore making her the object of white trash in the house.

D.J. Tanner - Teenage Mary Sue a fat cow who is constantly getting in trouble for offering blowjobs to desperate nerds.

Stephanie Tanner - Middle daughter played by Jodie Sweetin, before she discovered the wonders of meth, she now stars on the popular Nickelodeon show iCarly as the goofy sidekick.

Michelle Tanner - Youngest of the daughters; known for getting raped nearly every other episode. Portrayed by the Olsen twins.

Nicky and Alex - Jesse's Aspie children who are constantly abused by their parents to the amusement of the audience.

Steve Hale - D.J.'s forced boyfriend and frequent cannabis user. He always want to get some but DJ is too busy eating to even notice.

Kimmy Gibbler - Giant enemy crab and all out closet case. Unbeknownst to the Tanner family, she ends up becoming famed porn star.


See Also

Full House is part of a series on

Television

Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage.

Full House is part of a series on
UnV& Pedophiles [-+]

Aaron Williams • Adam Lanza • Alenonimo • Alison Rapp • Amber Buttrum • Andy Maher • Angryjedi • AnimatedJames • Beefrave • Bikerfox • Bill Cosby • Britbong • CamHead • Casey Anthony • Chaosscizzors • Colonel McBadass • Comicality • Cyraxx • Cyril Smith • Dan Schneider • Doomentio • Dr DisRespect • Dream • DrossRotzank • DaddyOFive • Dahvie Vanity • Dangerman • Deeker • Didaskalos • Dynacatlovesme • Eric Ridenour • Erik Möller • Fergie Oliver • Frank Bonafede • Greg Mazujian • Greville Janner • G-Zay • Geoshea • GalaxyRailways2199 • Harrison Digfoot • Humon • Hypno • Hunter Moore • Irish282 • Isabella Loretta Janke • James Terry Mitchell Jr • JaSonic • Jerry Peet • jervaise brooke hamster • Jimmy Savile • Joey Nigro • John Patrick Rogers • Joseph Kony • Justin Berry • Justin Dabrow • Kaitlyn Hunt • Katherine Marion • Kyle Perkins • Lena Dunham • Leonard F. Shaner Jr. • LittleCloud • LtFlagger • Logansperman2 • Lucian Hodoboc • M. Chaos • Magicrich • MandoPony • Mar9122 • Michael Jackson • Mikevirus • Matrooko11 • MZMcBride • Nathanr • Neil Fox • Omegalore • Onideus Mad Hatter • Onision • Paul Walker • Pennywise • Purple Aki • Putrid • Ralph Squillace • Riverman72 • Roger Sampson • Sam DeathWalker • Sam Rassenfoss • Sarah Butts • Shane Lee • Sibe • Scientology • Sethisto • Smartschoolboy9 • Sophie Labelle • TheAmazingAtheist • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Timbox • Trap-kun • Tyciol • Uncle Grandpa • Updownmostly • Violentacrez • VonHelton • Woody Allen • W. T. Snacks • YandereDev • Young Tubers United • Ytask • Zeitgueist

Related Topics [-+]
Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Full_House&oldid=443728"