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One day on [[Santa Claus|December]] [[71 Virgins|7th]], [[2020]] people woke up ran down stairs forgetting about eating their breakfast because [[no one|who the fuck want's to do stuff that actually matters] and found a [[worthless|copy of Cyberpunk 2077]] on the floor, then they put the disk in (or it's all ready downloaded for you if [[waste|bought it digitally]], or your a dumbass who forgot to [[too soon|preorder]] the game and bought it on [[Amazon]] now having wait to play the [[Unrealistic expectations|master achievement of the human races]], or your the [[ | One day on [[Santa Claus|December]] [[71 Virgins|7th]], [[2020]] people woke up ran down stairs forgetting about eating their breakfast because [[no one|who the fuck want's to do stuff that actually matters] and found a [[worthless|copy of Cyberpunk 2077]] on the floor, then they put the disk in (or it's all ready downloaded for you if [[waste|bought it digitally]], or your a dumbass who forgot to [[too soon|preorder]] the game and bought it on [[Amazon]] now having wait to play the [[Unrealistic expectations|master achievement of the human races]], or your the [[You gonna be raped|biggest fucking dumbass]] in the world and [[Self-Importance| to go outside to your local store to buy the game because fuck everyone else I don't give a fuck about social distancing]]) to realize [[truth|CD Projekt Red aren't god at all]]. | ||
When the game came out it was playable on the [[Nobody got time for that|most expensive PC]] and [[sad|nothing else]]. They gave this computer to every [[video game journalism|reviewer]] so they can't see what it's like for [[shit|everyone else]]. | When the game came out it was playable on the [[Nobody got time for that|most expensive PC]] and [[sad|nothing else]]. They gave this computer to every [[video game journalism|reviewer]] so they can't see what it's like for [[shit|everyone else]]. | ||
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==Lawsuits== | ==Lawsuits== | ||
The FBI is suing CD Project Red for their crimes of pissing off outraged gamers. CD Project Red is losing jew-gold faster refunds from the game. Now CD Project fall from grace and be defeated. | The FBI is suing CD Project Red for their crimes of pissing off outraged gamers. CD Project Red is losing jew-gold faster refunds from the game. Now CD Project will fall from grace and be defeated. | ||
==Apology== | ==Apology== | ||
Revision as of 23:07, 16 May 2021
""Cyberpunk 2077"" was supposed the biggest game evar made by the once thought be god and savior CD Projekt Red. People were hyped over everything about this game. They would loose there shit from a glimpse of this game]. People were breathtaking from Keanu Reeves
When the game came out it turns out that no one could fucking play it, unless your rich as fuck. Neckbeard gamers rage everywhere burst into flames, having a meltdown everywhere. Spamming everywhere online about how "CD PROJEKT RED ARE TRAITORS" and humanity is doomed. Sony took the game of the PlayStation Store and to stop more cancerous gamers from emerging (not "good guy" Microsoft, their greedy) and all companies gave out refund. CD Projekt Red is now under investigation and class action lawsuits from the FBI for fraud. The world will be in rage for rest of time as people will never forget about CD Projekt Reds forbidden crimes.
Reveal
Cyberpunk 2077 started development before the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 were out. It was first shown off to the public in 2013.
Of course back then no one gave a fuck about it as CD Project Red were seen as peasants, only known for games nobody
Keanu Reeves
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At E3 people saw a trailer that made their worship for CD Project Red skyrocket, but then Keanu Reeves gets on stage and people lost their shit.
This lead to unfunny memes being spammed on Reddit.
WHEN WILL IT COME OUT?
Up until it's release Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed multiple times to troll people into thinking it's actually the cure to all. CD Projekt Red said this.
—CockDick Projekt Red | ||
While the loyal followers were fine with these delays, this meant for all of people actually working on the game they will be starving to death at 3:00 AM at night eating their McDonalds with their filthy hands coding a bunch of shit into the game with no sleep or care by the boss, and that is if you can even get a McDonalds which isn't very likely as you will never be able to go outside. But who cares CD Projekt is are god we must follow everything are savior does.
Release
One day on December 7th, 2020 people woke up ran down stairs forgetting about eating their breakfast because [[no one|who the fuck want's to do stuff that actually matters] and found a copy of Cyberpunk 2077 on the floor, then they put the disk in (or it's all ready downloaded for you if bought it digitally, or your a dumbass who forgot to preorder the game and bought it on Amazon now having wait to play the master achievement of the human races, or your the biggest fucking dumbass in the world and to go outside to your local store to buy the game because fuck everyone else I don't give a fuck about social distancing) to realize CD Projekt Red aren't god at all.
When the game came out it was playable on the most expensive PC and nothing else. They gave this computer to every reviewer so they can't see what it's like for everyone else.
No one else can fucking play this game, leading to outrage, war, terrorism and protests. People complained about the same shit as everyone else including.
- I can't fucking play it.
- I wasted $60 dollars
- I must slaughter CD Project Red
CD Projekt Red once thought to god were now seen as traitors of the human race. Their company is now being burn into flames by their once followers. People went to peak apeshit over preordering game they would never be able to play. People started review bombing the game on Metacritic to the think that it will help CD Project realize that their the evil masterminds that they are.
People made millions of dogshit youtube videos that are exactly the same. People had such unrealistic expectations that they make a fit over base game not being the masterpiece it was supposed to be.
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This led to Sony removing the game from the PlayStation Store, so CD Project Red won't be making jew-gold off people bitching about the game online and so they can fall down to the bottom of the class list.
—Dumbass | ||
Lawsuits
The FBI is suing CD Project Red for their crimes of pissing off outraged gamers. CD Project Red is losing jew-gold faster refunds from the game. Now CD Project will fall from grace and be defeated.
Apology
CD Projekt Red is falling down each day, as they loose more followers second by second. For their last shot at saving their dying company. They made a shitty apology for the game were they act like their god and they will never do wrong again.
Everyone saw through there plans and led to even more outcry and rage.
Patches
What did they fix?
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Nothing!
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See Also
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