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Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077 was supposed the biggest game evar made by the once thought be god and savior CD Projekt Red. People were hyped over everything about this game. They would loose there shit from a glimpse of this game. People were breathtaken from Keanu Reeves.
When the game came out it turned out that no one could fucking play it, unless you are rich as fuck. Neckbeard gamers raged everywhere and burst into flames, having a meltdown and spamming everywhere online about how "CD PROJEKT RED ARE TRAITORS" and humanity is doomed. Sony took the game off the PlayStation Store and to stop more cancerous gamers from emerging all companies gave out refunds (not "good guy" Microsoft though, they're greedy). CD Projekt Red is now under investigation and class action lawsuits from the FBI for fraud. This shows that you shouldn't blindly follow anything, especially if haven't seen it for your self.
Reveal
Cyberpunk 2077 started development around 2012 before the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 were out. It was first shown off to the public in 2013.
Keanu Reeves
ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
Breathtaking Keanu Reeves will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
A E3 people saw a trailer that basically showed a bunch of batshit insane features that is totally possible to code in a game. Nobody actually paid attention to realize ridiculous as people would worship CD Project Red until death, but then Keanu Reeves got on stage and people lost their shit.
Like everything else on the internet, a bunch of failures waste their time to spam unfunny memes with the some punchline on Reddit, to be upvoted to death.
The Mix it Up AD
A virgin who will never get dick in her entire life drew a picture of a sexualized transsexual person that was placed on a wall as an advertisement in Cyberpunk 2077 to show her fetishes to the public. A SJW on Twatter found a screenshot of the game and got offended over a sexualized transsexual on the wall. What you can't sexualize trannies because "transgender people struggle with body positivity". They're to retarded to realize that some men and woman struggle with same shit, and they're fine sexualize them. One insecure tranny, doesn't stop others trannies from whoring themselves out.
Many snowflakes saw the tweet and got so pissed over this something that really shouldn't matter to anyone. Most of them either were trannies insecure about themselves, or men and woman who have to nothing better to do with there lives but complain about shit no one cares about and make into an issue.
Instead of doing the right thing and ignore these nobodies, the artist was desperate for attention and went on a woke rambling spree in an interview by Polygon, and tries to act like this the poster was a political statement. She also brags about how much she wants to fuck the poster.
—Polygun |
— Perma-Virgin |
WHEN WILL IT COME OUT?
Up until its release Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed multiple times to troll people into thinking it's actually the cure to everything. Many people were raged over the not being able to play the game, as no one is patient in this day in age. To inform the followers on they're progress, CD Projekt Red stated this:
—CP Projekt Red |
While the loyal followers were fine with these delays, this meant for all developers actually working on the game that they would be starving to death at 3:00 AM at night eating their McDonalds with their filthy hands coding a bunch of shit into the game with no sleep or care by the boss, and that is if you can even get a McDonalds which isn't very likely as you will never be able to go outside. But who cares CD Projekt are gods and we must follow everything our savior does.
Release
One day of December 7th, 2020 people woke up ran downstairs forgetting about eating their breakfast because who the fuck wants to do stuff that actually matters and found a copy of Cyberpunk 2077 on the floor, then they put the disk in the tray (or it's already downloaded for you if bought digitally, you're a dumbass who forgot to preorder the game and bought it on Amazon now having to wait to play the master achievement of the human race or you are the biggest fucking dumbass in the world and went outside to your local store to buy the game because fuck everyone else I don't give a fuck about social distancing) to realize CD Projekt Red aren't god afterall.
When the game came out it was playable on the most expensive PC and nothing else. They gave this computer to every reviewer so they can't see what it's like for everyone else.
No one else can fucking play this game, The game everyone one hyped up to death, the game mass preordered, the game that people put everything below just to play this game can't even be played. This led to outrage, war, terrorism and protests. People complained about the same shit as everyone else including:
- I can't fucking play it.
- I wasted $60 dollars
- I must slaughter CD Project Red
CD Projekt Red once thought to be gods were now seen as traitors of the human race. Their company is now being burned into flames by their once followers. People went to peak apeshit over pre-ordering a game they would never be able to play. People started review bombing the game on Metacritic thinking that it would help CD Project realize that they're the evil masterminds that they are, no peoples internet opinion doesn't matter and nobody gives a fuck about your retarded thoughts.
People made millions of dogshit YouTube videos that are exactly the same. People had such unrealistic expectations that they had a fit over the base game not being the masterpiece it was supposed to be.
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This led to Sony removing the game from the PlayStation Store. so CD Project Red wouldn't be making jew-gold off people bitching about the game online and so they can fall down to the bottom of the class list.
—Sony Interactive Entertainment |
Both Sony and Microsoft were offering refunds of the game for the losers that actually bought the game. As the a people started spamming reports over being butthurt over preordering game, and even they realized that stealing jew-gold from people is hack to get higher up the wealth list.
Lawsuits
The FBI is suing CD Projekt Red for their crimes of pissing off outraged gamers due to their inability to tell people that you need a PC at highest price possible. They also mention the fact that most of the features shown in the trailers aren't actually in the game, there for they were futher misleading their loyal ones. No one else found this out of course as they couldn't play the game. Following Sony's removal of the game off the PlayStation Store Microsoft started to give refunds to anyone that bought the game as well. Showing that even they agree with the gamers.
A second lawsuit by the US Government basically for the same shit. Even more outraged people were pissed off in the US as more that two people live in this atrocious country, opposed to CD Projekt Red's home country.
—Americunt |
The Government of Poland is also planning to sue CD Projekt Red. Yes even the government of their home hates them. Once again for the same shit, and stealing the economy away in poor country while millions struggle. For fuck sake they worth more than the largest bank in the country, and that's were most Poland citizens got there cash to spend on the game for nothing.
Apology
CD Projekt Red is falling down each day, as they lose more followers every second. For their last resort to save their dying company they made a shitty apology in which they acted like their god and they can do no wrong. They say committed to putting the most amount of effort to their games. If that was true then why release it?
Everyone saw through their plans which led to the exact opposite of what they wanted. Even more outcry and rage.
https://sorrypunk.com/ You can make your own honest apology here and add it to the gallery.
The Hack
While many people were butthurt over not being able to play Cyberpunk 2077 after paying $60 dollars for it, one person was on a whole other level of butthartardation. This person actually spent the time to hack CD Projekt Red and steal a bunch of employee info and not just the entire game's fucking source code but all of the entire fucking engine to make their games. The data was sold for a starting price of 1 million dollars which ended up being 7 million dollars.
You can see the IQ of the hacker in the message he sent to CD Projekt Red after he hacked the company:
Hello CD PROJEKT | !
Your have been EPICALLY pwned!! We have dumped FULL copies of your source code from your Perforce server for Cyberpunk 2077, Witcher 3, Gwent and the unreleased version of Witcher 3!!! We have also dumped all your documents relating to accounting, administation, legal, HR, investor relations and more! Also, we have encrypted all of your servers, but we understand that you can most likely recover from backups. If we will not come to an agreement, then your source codes will be sold or leaked online and your documents will be sent to our contacts in gaming journalism. Your public image will go doen the shitter even more and people will see how you shitty your company functions. Investors will lose trust in your company and the stovk will dive down even lower! You have 48 hours to contact us. |
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—nobody |
CD Projekt Red posted on Twatter how they got hacked by this dumbass:
—CockDick Projekt Red |
Some people were actually retarded enough to praise the hacker for finding all of CD Projekt Red's info. While the rest rightfully mocked this cancer to our society.
Patches
What did they fix?
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Nothing!
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See Also
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