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IT'S A MAN, BABY!

Doreen Cleyre is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__)

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

STEP THE FUCK OFF!
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/u/abolishwork
Deadname	Nicholas J. Ford
Nationality	Americunt
DOB	August 24, 1991
Current residence	Boston, Massachusetts
Occupation	Full-time Reddit Mod, Philosopher

Doreen Cleyre, Powerword: Nick Ford AKA dcleyre192 or /u/abolishwork is a 33-year old autistic enby Reddit janny and the creator of infamous subreddit /r/antiwork ^{(See removed posts: 1, 2)} where middle aged Americunts with no marketable skills complain about not making a six figure salary flipping burgers at their local McDonalds. The users of the subreddit would have you believe they are are rallying against toxic American work culture and Capitalism (they're not).

Since the illustrious career of Reddit mod doesn't quite pay the bills, Doreen is a 30-year-old professional dog walker (for his mom's dog) from New Hampshire who works for a grand total of ten hours a week. When not hard at work, Doreen can be found writing shitty zines, making Kingdom Hearts Let's Plays and starring in an irrelevant podcast called Optional Dialogue. He is also the bassist for a terrible band called Mental Breakdown. Apparently, there are now rape allegations against him too, further proving trannies are a menace to society.

The Fox News Interview

Fox News, sensing that a subreddit filled with lazy neckbeards would be easy prey to "interview", Fox News invited Doreen on to their show to circlejerk with their audience of retirees and baby boomers about how lazy those damn liberals are. Doreen took the low-hanging bait due to thinking he had a moral high ground and accepted the invitation. Representing his followers and Redditors as a whole, Doreen presented himself to an audience of millions adorned with a hoodie and unbrushed hair with a camera on par with golden era Chris-chan's PS Eye. While not making any eye contact with the camera due to crippling Ass Burgers, Doreen lied to the reporter about working "25 hours a week" (gotta pad those numbers) and how he would like to work less. He also aspires to be a philosophy professor ~~despite having zero credentials and making no effort toward ever reaching it~~ ACTUALLY he does have a Bachelors in "Humanities" but who gets a job with a degree in "Humanities"???. Meanwhile, the anchor is literally laughing at this retard live on the air and he didn't even have to exert any effort as good lulz frequently do.

	“	20 HOURS WALKING DOGS TOO MUCH, WORKING SUCKS.	„
	—Doreen Ford, advocate for better working conditions

Despite being told by the other moderators of /r/antiwork not to do the interview, trannies on the internet cannot turn down an opportunity to receive attention. Whatever momentum the /r/antiwork movement had going is now forgotten as the masses are now laughing at them. He is the Ketchup of Occupy Wall Street fame to /r/antiwork.

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Admitting to working only 10 hours a week
Artist's rendition of the interview
Doreen as seen on Fox News
Nooo, don't jump ship to a better subreddit
Ten years of student debt loans (good luck paying that off with a degree in humanities)