ISIS

Their incredibly shitty flag.

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Not to be confused with ISIS classic

Following the American withdrawal from Iraq, a group of batshit insane Arabs decided that they didn't like their government, and so set about creating their own, called the Islamic state, or ISIS. Not to be confused with the ISS, ISIS, also known as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham, The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL,IS, Sweden, The Islamic State, the Islamic caliphate, etc. are a group of crazed sandniggers that are currently pwning most of Iraq and Syria. the Islamic State is the arch nemesis of Kurdistan, a failed state in Iraq. Unlike the kurds though, ISIS jihadists have dignity. The group is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, a Mexican convert (who was probably trained by mossad). Isis plans to create a caliphate(Islamic empire) that will spread from Iraqi/Syrian region to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa, assuming they don't get eventually rekt by Assad. They are even recruiting from Britfagistan, including 16 year old girls to provide jihadi brides. The anguished cries of "Too old!" have proven numerous. The group threatens everybody in the middle east, even themselves with their ego that sticks out like a blacks mans penis.

Social Media

Learning from their child brides, ISIS members have the developed a compulsion to post every aspect of their lives on Twitter or Instagram. Unlike your typical teenage camwhore, however, ISIS tweets tend to be quite lulzy, often involving the beheading of government officials, and the theft of American tanks and kittens. The holy warriors of ISIS may be brutal psychopathic murderers, but they are not without a sense of humor. They shopped a picture of the First Negress after stealing equipment the U.S. had originally given to Iraq.

Sadly, however, if ISIS were looking for attention, their efforts are all in vain because all the politically illiterate trendies on Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter are having too much fun whining about the wormy kikes in Israel blowing up terrorists poor, innocent, noble Palestinians who'd never hurt anybody than to bother caring about all the atrocities committed by a bunch of butthurt sand niggers.

Strengths

Thank you ISIS.

The main asset for ISIS is a huge stock of shiny new Humvees, boy-whores ("bacha bazi"), helicopters, opium, girly magazines, fighter planes, ornamental concrete barricades, power plants, and a huge computer network they can use to identify and kill people at checkpoints who once talked to the wrong guy. They found these neatly tied up in Christmas packages tagged "To Whomever Conquers These Losers", left behind by legions of Iraqi soldiers implementing step 1 in nation-building (run awaaaaaaay!). To this can be added more than $9000 billion in funds they looted from a bank in Mosul, in the form of an IOU from "the guys who embezzled the Americans' mooooney!" They're working on getting it cashed.

Weaknesses

Against the mighty forces of ISIS are arrayed a vast panoply of America's newest friends in the region: Assad, Iran, and Hezbollah. No word yet if the North Koreans are joining in. For $100 million a day the Turks and Saudi Arabia might get involved. The goal is to smash all the ISIS equipment the U.S. provided them, then give America's new friends the same equipment, then replace the equipment for the "liberated" Iraq. At 2% cost plus that's enough profit to buy half the U.S., mostly borrowed from China in exchange for a promise they can put brain implants in future generations and use them for cheap labor.

Kobane

Last Thursday the Kurdish city of Kobane was besieged by ISIS. Hundreds of towns and villages around it fell to ISIS. The [[communists|YPG] tried to hold them back but could not. This is obvious as their leader is a woman and woman can't do anything right for shit. While battling was going on around and in Kobane, Turkish tanks were sitting at the border of Turkey/Syria watching the battle. Kurds responded by rioting all over Turkey while simultaneously bombing Turkish schools and toppling statues

Gallery

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  Abu Waheeb, leader of ISIS forces in Iraq
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  A message to America
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  Batshit insane, yet still hilarious]]
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  Bulldozer of fallujah, the final boss mini-boss of ISIS.
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Links

• ISIS jokes about using severed head as soccer ball
• US Intelligence is watching out for re-tweeters
•  I Can Haz Islamic State Plz
•  ISIS' twitter account
•  Al Turaab, a jihadi
•  ISIS media hub

See also

• Iraq
• Syria
• Islam
• Al Qaeda
• Boko Haram
• Terrorists
• James Foley

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