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#REDIRECT [[Shit no one cares about]]
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Because [[no one likes you]], [[nobody]] gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a [[faggot]]. And if that's not enough, [[nobody]] cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers [[in the ass|up his ass]]. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how [[fat]] you were in high school and that you [[Lies|lost half your body weight]] on the Subway [[death|diet]], still [[nobody]] cares. Were you to [[camwhore|video yourself]] becoming [[an hero]] through the medium of [[pwnt|pneumatic-drill/face interaction]], the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make [[Skuee]] look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the [[anti-lulz]]. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly [[nobody]], so please continue reading.
 
What's that you say? [[Oh ok|Okay, sure, whatever]], nobody gives a shit. Listen to some [[emo]] bands while you're at it (or some [[J-Rock]]).
 
==On Wikipedia==
[[Wikipedia]], like all Wikis, is filled with millions of [[article]]s on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordanhill_railway_station millionth] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Hormiguero two millionth] articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a [[profanity|fucking fuck]]. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.
 
==On the rest of the internet==
On the internet, '''indifference''' (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving [[Anon]]s to score [[lulz]] off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with [[Original Poster|OP]] posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive [[buttsecks|input]] from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.
 
<center><gallery widths="95px" heights="95px" perrow="6">
Image:Essence_of_b.jpg|OP got [[pwnt]]
Image:Nobody_cares.png|The [[peanut gallery]] ignores OP completely and goes on to discuss something else entirely, leaving OP with his dick in a [[glory hole]] with [[noone]] on the other side.
Image:Epic_thread26.jpg|Frequently, OP will post his whiny, gay [[rape|problem]] with an unrelated pic (and the classic [[troll]] bait: "[[pic unrelated]]" after the [[copypasta|preamble]]) at which point, the subsequent posters in the [[thread]] will ignore whatever OP is bitching/bragging about and start discussing the unrelated picture (or something in it).
Image:Epic_thread07.jpg
Image:1000px-Definitelybattletoads.JPG
Image:B newfag troll.PNG|Many simply don't like to be reminded of the faggotry that has been swirling around /b/. The fight between [[moralfags]] and [[trolls|hatefags]] has reached the point where even the adolescent sociopaths of [[4chan]] [[do not want]] to speak of it.
</gallery></center>
 
==List of shit nobody cares about==
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[[Seriously]], nobody gives a single fucking shit.
 
==Galleries==
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Image:Like I give a fuck Green Ranger.gif
Image:Not a single fuck Edd.gif
Image:Give a fuck.gif|Abort, Retry, [[Fail]]?
Image:Giveafuckometer.gif|Barely a flicker!
Image:Of course I'm awake.jpg|Please continue, whatever you're saying is quite fascinating
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Image:Toy story nobody gives a fuck.jpg|[[X Everywhere|Fucks. Fucks Nowhere.]]
Image:Giving_Fucks_-_Batman_Can't_Find.jpg
Image:Giving_Fucks_-_Where_To_Put_It.gif
Image:Not a single fuck FOP.gif
Image:Carefactory.jpg|LOL ECONOMICS
Image:Dredgesumcare.jpg|Looks like the bay has run dry
Image:Baby Almost Gave A Fuck.jpg
Image:Amazingly-Posters.jpg|As if anybody gives a shit what [[women]] think.
Image:Noonecares.jpg
Image:LOLHaloHaterIsButthurt.jpg|I can has care?  NO. FUCK YOU
Image:Nobody-cares1.jpg
Image:Notthisshitagain.jpg
Image:Notthisshitagain1.jpg|Telling it like it is.
Image:Filedunderwhogivesashit.gif|FILE HERE OK
Image:guesswhat.jpg|And don't you forget it!
Image:I dont give a fuck list.gif
Image:NOBODY CARES BEAR.png
Image:Guess what nobody cares.jpg
Image:Giving_Fucks_-_Math.jpg
Image:Giving_Fucks_-_Rick_Roll.jpg
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Image:Giving_Fucks_-_Not_A_Single_Fuck_-_Gamestop.jpg
Image:Giving_Fucks_-_Not_A_Single_Fuck_-_Drunk.png
Image:Alcohol_-_Articles_-_Pardon_Me_Officer.jpg
Image:New ED colonel.png|[[Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck]]
Image:Memes_-_Nobody_Cares_-_Find_The_Fuck.jpg
Image:Memes_-_Nobody_Cares_-_Fuckitol.jpg
Image:Memes_-_Nobody_Cares_-_Jim_Carrey.jpg
Image:Memes_-_Nobody_Cares_-_There_It_Goes.gif
Image:Life is much more enjoyable.jpg|It's a proven scientific fact that not caring improves lives
Image:Nobodygivesafuck.jpg
Image:Nobody Cares Joker.jpg
Image:Large NBC logo.png
Image:Letter of the day.jpg
Image:Nobody cares for your children.PNG
Image:Wow Nobody Cares.jpg
Image:Vader don't give a fuck.gif
Image:You and 82 others don't give a shit.jpg
Image:Giving_Fucks_-_Your_Grandmother.jpg
Image:Memes_-_Nobody_Cares_-_Eureka.jpg
Image:Giving_Fucks_-_The_More_I_Know.jpg
</gallery>}}
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Image:LOL Cats - Lego Give A Fuck.jpg
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Image:Cat not caring.jpg
Image:That's nice.jpg|Really, thank you for sharing.
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Image:Memes_-_Nobody_Cares_-_Grumpy_Cat.jpg
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|}}
<br>
 
==Videos==
<center>{{fv|Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>6wS5xOZ7Rq8</youtube>
|<youtube>GAMOyVsG8Ps</youtube>
|<youtube>34VYpJ0YI24</youtube><center>'''Because [[nobody|everyone]] wants to watch some [[crybaby|crybaby]] eat chips for two minutes.'''</center>
|<youtube>8TBQywGmMjQ</youtube><center>'''And the point of this video was...?'''</center>
|<youtube>w-j_9CUDspY</youtube><center>'''Did someone mock you beacuse you're a [[Brony]]?'''</center>
}}</center>
 
==See Also==
*[[Asexual]]: The sexual orientation of most people who claim not to care about anything...
*[[Atheist]]: The religion of said people
*[[Emo]]: What they truly are
*[[Kill Yourself]]
*[[Fuck You]]
*[[GTFO]]
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Nobody likes you|Nobody Likes You]]
 
{{wikipedia}}
[[Category:Truth]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
 
{{Timeline|Featured article October 25 & October 26, [[2013]]|[[Princess Molestia]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Fedora]]}}

Revision as of 03:43, 6 December 2014

Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

  • OP got pwnt
    OP got pwnt
  • The peanut gallery ignores OP completely and goes on to discuss something else entirely, leaving OP with his dick in a glory hole with noone on the other side.
    The peanut gallery ignores OP completely and goes on to discuss something else entirely, leaving OP with his dick in a glory hole with noone on the other side.
  • Frequently, OP will post his whiny, gay problem with an unrelated pic (and the classic troll bait: "pic unrelated" after the preamble) at which point, the subsequent posters in the thread will ignore whatever OP is bitching/bragging about and start discussing the unrelated picture (or something in it).
    Frequently, OP will post his whiny, gay problem with an unrelated pic (and the classic troll bait: "pic unrelated" after the preamble) at which point, the subsequent posters in the thread will ignore whatever OP is bitching/bragging about and start discussing the unrelated picture (or something in it).
  • Many simply don't like to be reminded of the faggotry that has been swirling around /b/. The fight between moralfags and hatefags has reached the point where even the adolescent sociopaths of 4chan do not want to speak of it.
    Many simply don't like to be reminded of the faggotry that has been swirling around /b/. The fight between moralfags and hatefags has reached the point where even the adolescent sociopaths of 4chan do not want to speak of it.

List of shit nobody cares about

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

Galleries

Of Shit No One Cares About About missing Pics
  • Abort, Retry, Fail?
    Abort, Retry, Fail?
  • Barely a flicker!
    Barely a flicker!
  • Please continue, whatever you're saying is quite fascinating
    Please continue, whatever you're saying is quite fascinating
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Spiderman Gives Not A Fuck About missing Pics
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Animals That Give No Fucks About missing Pics
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  • Really, thank you for sharing.
    Really, thank you for sharing.


Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.

And the point of this video was...?

Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

Previous Video | Next Video

See Also

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