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1772 Society

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The 1772 Society

The 1772 Society is a Rhode Island-based political club for those that believe in the ideas of the forefathers of America, created by Justin Catalano. The society was created in a pathetic attempt to recreate the politics of yesteryear. They are so involved in Republican politics (although they deny affiliation with any party ) that they created this "society" which is just a group of kids trying to look important.

The 1772 Society is touted as a way of life, to bring back the "classic liberal politics". These guys think they are fucking revolutionaries come to fight the Jews. They are 20-somethings who need résumé fodder to get an amazing public servant job. Unfortunately for them, their club is full of ideas that are either too old to ever be accepted anymore, or already in the United States Constitution. Just because something is old, doesn't make it seem like you are a badass for starting a club about it.

Totally "ultra-conservative", your sister Courtney is a model citizen. We're sure your Founding Fathers also partied hard like college kids and got drunk. We hope you never get elected because of these photos.

Hypocrisy of the 1772 Society

The members of the 1772 society claim to be well-versed in politics. Justin Catalano, the "founder" of this society, is the biggest hypocrite of them all. Despite his claims of being a very conservative republican, he is just like any other binge drinking, premarital sex, "sister is a slut" college kid. The "society" has the audacity to call themselves the "True Born Sons of Liberty" Catalano isn't even a true Rhode Islander was born in California. Apparently, the American Founding Fathers also lived out of their parents house, worked at Stop and Shop for a year as a bagger, and had skanky sisters.

Yeah he is conservative all right, go to class drunk day. Nice one senator, we hope your future employers see this page.

Members of the 1772 Society

The members of the 1772 Society consist mainly of Justin's friends...the ones crazy enough to follow him or retarded enough to not do anything on their own. While claiming to be "true sons of liberty", one such Society member Matthew Camp posted this comment on one of Justin's posted pictures on Facebook. It shows the true meaning of tolerance, freedom and liberty liberty, equality and fraternity.

Connection to Ryan Bilodeau

Ryan Bilodeau is another Republican faggot that was the head of the URI GOP. Justin has since taken his place as the leader of that group. Justin, being friends with Ryan, is just as much of a faggot as Ryan. Justin, like Ryan, claims to be "ultra conservative" however in the end is just another liberal at heart, drunken crazy college stooge. Dressing up in ties and jackets, writing fake colonial-era play documents does not make you a son of the revolution. Sorry Justin, you are just a fake.

The Notebook

This kid actually went out and got a notebook. He had a "ceremony" where they drafted founding documents...in a marble notebook. He even did his own calligraphy. This is truly the future historical document that over which flocks of young children will clamor, middle-aged men will swell with pride, and young citizens will fight wars. This sacred notebook of dreams will certainly be admired for all future citizens.

Yea, this will go down in history, as another broken gay republican scandle. What a pedophile.

Contacting the 1772 Society and Justin Catalano

If you want to reach the 1772 society remember to send hate mail to:

True Born Sons of Liberty

1772 Society

Warwick, Rhode Island

www.1772society.org

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