Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck

Colonel Quaritch is James Cameroon's oh so clever metaphor for Dubya in his epic shit fest "Avatar". All Quaritch wants to do is gun down some furries and drink his fucking coffee while occasionally blurting out classic one liners like "preemptive strike" and "fight terror with terror" because this movie isn't an obvious remake of Dances With Wolves Iraq War Edition. But thanks to Cameroon's heavy usage of Liberal guilt you're supposed to hate Quaritch despite the fact that he is a total badass and the only person worth caring about in this stupid ass movie. The meme is believed to have originated on /tv/ but unsurprisingly enough Quaritch does not give a fuck. So fuck you.

LIST OF THINGS QUARITCH DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT

• Furries
• Global Warming
• Liberals
• Giant Trees
• Homosexuals
• Feminazis
• Alien Poontang
• Your Mom
• You
• 9/11
• Chuck Norris
• The internets
• Those fuckin' blue cockroaches!
• Oxygen Masks
• Large knives sticking out of his shoulder
• Who yo baby daddy be
• /b/
• moot
• deviantART
• CNN
• Viacom
• Youtube
• Christfags
• 4chan
• Ohinternet

• This meme is still fairly new so enjoy it before some newfag spams it to hell all over /b/.

“   ... you think you're one of them? Time to wake up!   „     —Trying to crush furfags' dreams from 2009 and forward     “   Nothing's over until I'm done breathin'...   „     —WHAT-A-BADASS!     “   You crossed the line...   „     —Jake Sully is about to get ræped badly. Previous Quote | Next Quote

Videos

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  Not about the Whitehouse
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  Not about WTC...

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  Not about true love...
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  Not about plane crashes in general...
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  Not about boat sinking...
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  Not about your rebel friends...
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  Not about your Empire...
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  Not about your local non-corporate coffee shop..
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  Not about black people...
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  Not about your supremacy...
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  Not about your retarded incestuous all-day American...
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  Not about your Jew...
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  Not about the Na'vi...
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  Not about furfags in general...
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  Not about African children and There are no niggers on the Internet chikins...
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  Not about Goatse...
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  Not about his not giving a fuck.....
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  Not about Swine Flu...
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  Not about experiments with dinossaurs...
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  Not about movie crossovers...
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  Not about your awards...
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  Not about Dividing by zero...
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  Not about stupid driving rules...
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  Not about prawns...
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  Not about Haiti...
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  Or Haitians...
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  Not about bawling...
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  Not about love quests...
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  Not about your power level...
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  Or EVE Online...
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  Not about Wikipedia...
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  Not about Skyrim...
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  Not about... well... nobody does.
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  ...actually, he DOES give a fuck!

See Also

• Avatar
• George Steinbrenner
• Cool Story Bro
• Rage
• Shit nobody cares about

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