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Toaster Steve
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Toaster Steve or LOLdoge (Dakota J. Moore) is a 20 year old Canadian attention whore who feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history. Claiming to be an oldfag who has been a 4chan regular since 2004 (despite him being 11 years old then), Dakota somehow managed to attract international attention to his relationship problems by taking pills, drinking vodka, and starting a small fire in his dorm room.
—OP is a faggot. | ||
The Event
On December 1st, 2013 it was announced to the denizens of /b/ that OP would kill himself if people watched; some argue that Dakota erroneously perceived this would mean that he wouldn't be dying alone. A video chatroom was created where he took the name "LOLdoge", downed some pills and vodka, set fire to his dorm-room and then crawled beneath his bed. All live on camera. Some 200 eagerly expectant viewers were left with a feeling of extreme disappointment in regards to his abject failure.
A brief summary of the event
The Ex-Girlfriends
Krystyn Morley Hi Samantha, You have no idea what you're talking about, so please just stop. Dakota and I have been broken up since Sept 21, when he sexually assaulted me on our 6 month anniversary. I did not press charges because of the nature of the assault (we were both intoxicated and his mental health issues), but he was suspended from his job and only allowed to continue under a strict behaviour contract. I quit my job, dropped out of school, and moved back home. Two months later, Dakota's gf before me came forward with more information about an incident that occurred during their relationship almost a year ago. Dakota found out about this prior to his suicide attempt, but was not aware of all of the facts at the time. I'm sick of people accusing me of making a false rape accusation. How dare you jump to that conclusion when you had none of the facts. So please, just stop. Call off the witch hunt. I'm actually a decent person who cares a whole lot for Dakota even after everything that's happened. Dakota's previous gf is also a lovely girl and after what happened between Dakota and I, I completely believe her accusations - but the investigation for that incident hasn't even begun yet. Thanks, Krystyn
tl;dr faggot raped 2 of his girlfriends.
proof that she is a real person
Quotes
— Anon offers advice | ||
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TL;DR
—BostonBurns, future presidential candidate. | ||
Toaster Steve's Attention Whore Handbook
Follow these simple steps and you too will have your dick sucked by chantards.
- Be a 20 year old Canadian college student.
- Go public about your relationship issues on /b/
- Pretend said issues are traumatizing enough to warrant suicide.
- Get on webcam.
- Ingest a non-lethal dose of pills and chase with vodka.
- Start a small fire in the corner of your dorm room.
- Hide under your bed so as not to die from smoke inhalation.
- Wait for a neighbor to notice the smoke.
- Wait for firefighters to arrive, it won't be long, they're across the street.
- Get treated for minor injuries.
- Admire your new tan.
- Supply your mother with a napkin to dry her tears.
- Act like a clown on Facebook.
Living It Up In The Burn Ward
Following his rather unfortunate survival, Steve has taken to scoring pity points from the pathetic, fag enabling /b/tards flooding his Facebook profile.
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The Media "Reacts"
—Aimee Morrison, completely clueless as to /b/ customs/traditions, on CBC News | ||
—Daily Mail, confusing 4chan with Chateen, the (external) streaming site | ||
See also
External Links
Facebook account
YouTube account
Twitter accountDirect link to above LiveLeak embedded video- A former residence
- ‘Toaster Steve’? 4chan User Purportedly Attempts Suicide on Camera in Front of 200 People
- 4Chan suicide attempt: 200 people watch live stream of young man trying to set himself on fire, encouraging 'Stephen' to take his own life
- Schock-Video auf 4chan - Selbstmordversuch im Livestream
- Man, 20, stages horrifying online suicide attempt by trying to burn himself to death as 200 viewers watched live stream and EGGED HIM ON
- 4chan user sets himself on fire in livestreamed suicide attempt
- 4Chan User ‘Stephen’ Live Streams Suicide Attempt, Sets Self On Fire
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Toaster Steve is part of a series on Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage. |
| December 4th and 5th, 2013 | ||
| Preceded by Scooter |
Toaster Steve | Succeeded by Ryan Lambourn |