David Kozák

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David Kozák
Born	August 12, 1999
Died	December 21, 2023 (aged 24)
Nationality:	Czech
Highscore	Killed 17, injured 25
Top 50?	38th
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Revenge on society

In 2023, shortly after Robert's schizo chimpout in America, our hero of the day, Saint David Kozák became enlightened to the word of Ilnaz Galyaviev and finally decided what Eastern Europe truly needed: A new generation of sk00l sh00ters. He was able to score surprisingly well, managing to outdo his Ruski hero and even sniping an indirect kill, but sadly decided to exit this cruel, cruel world as soon as the Party Van arrived. Still, the act of such a destructive and deadly school shooting anywhere outside of the United States, Russia, or Brazil should be an inspiration to us all.

Lore

Clearly, you don't own an air fryer.

Born in Hostouň only a few months after the homos at Colorado had their showdown, David was characterized as a bright young man with a completely normal and responsible interest in firearms, something not too rare in slavic shitholes. As a kid, he tried sniping his loli sister with an air rifle, but managed to get away with it, convincing his dad it was just an accident. At the time of the sh00ting, he was studying Polish history at Charles University in Prague. He was actually characterized as a really good student, even winning awards for his groundbreaking thesis. Of course, he decided to throw it all away in exchange for 15 minutes of fame. Many such cases!

Kozák's female friend, known as "Alice", was worried about his mental state, noticing his constant suicidal tendencies mostly caused by academic stress. She forced him to visit numerous psychologists, who were able to witness firsthand how his intentions progressed more and more towards a murderous plot against his parents and random strangers. Psychiatrists in the Czech Republic are required to send their medical reports to the patient's general practitioner (which would thwart our hero's intention at legally buying guns), so David didn't tell him the name of his general practitioner. Thus, no report was sent. The only health-related information shared to the practitioner (in order for him to write a report for the gun license) was that David must wear glasses when using firearms. According to a post-mortem psychological evaluation, Kozák was a "schizoid with narcissistic and antisocial traits" and had "a very solid IQ".

Being the sick fuck that he is, in his free time, he liked to watch animus and jerked off to zombie and corpse-themed Jap porn.

The Plan

David often spent his days reading information online about mass murder cases, including Sir Anders Behring Breivik and the Czech "Forest Killer", who killed 3 people in a forest in order to prepare himself for a would-be massacre. In September 2023, he finally decided to target his University for his attack, downloading floorplans both of the building and making notes of probable number of students in each of the classrooms.

His grandmother gifted him around 13,000 dollars, which, combined with a shitload of money he had saved up already and money he was earning at his airport job would help finance his mass murder. Despite telling several friends about his gun purchases and even warning "Alice" about how he "started exercising" as he will "have to carry heavy bags in a month or two", noone actually cared enough to intervene.

Despite living in Eurocuckistan, David had a legal gun license and owned four semi-automatic pistols, a semi-automatic rifle and a shotgun, all of which would be used in his reach for the High Score. Given this impressive arsenal, you'd expect him to manage to pwn at least 100 frags and defeat Sir Anders' rightful place, but he didn't count on the pigs reaching the rooftop so quickly.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Forest Murders: 9mm Glock 45 semi-automatic	Solid trusty gun, will almost never shit itself. 24~40 Damage.
Killing Your Dad: .380 ACP Škorpion semi-automatic	Yet another trusty gun, always good to carry semi-automatics. 24~40 Damage.
University Classrooms: 9mm Glock 47 semi-automatic	Another one? Switch it up a bit, geez. 24~40 Damage.
University Classrooms: SIG Sauer semi-automatic	FUCKING ANOTHER? 24~40 Damage.
University rooftop: AR-10 semi-automatic	Hell yeah, Gringo-style baby! 60~75 Damage.
Shotgun Mouthwash: 12-gauge Francolin Guardian pump-action	For good measure. 65~155 Damage.
Perk: Nerd	Increased damage against jocks, whores and normies.

Gameplay Footage

Footage of our boy David's Rooftop sniping

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RESULTS!

Gameplay footage

Funny fact: One of these jits fell off and fucking died while hiding from him

Pigs breaking into the school mere seconds before David got away with it!

On 15 December 2023, David shot dead a 32-year-old man and his two-month old daughter in the Klánovice Forest, taking great care to take out his phone's SIM card, wear plain clothes and use a different type of glasses from the ones he normally used so as not to be tracked down. This was, of course, mental preparation for finally becoming a mass murderer. After the double murder, David was one of about 4,000 different suspects in the case, though the cops didn't manage to question him in time for the attack.

Six days later, on 21 December, David finally decided to make this world a better place and murdered his father at his home in before travelling to his desired target: Faculty of Arts in Charles University in Prague. There, he opened fire on students and faculty with two semi-automatic pistols, one in each hand, killing 13 people and wounding 22. After this, he climbed up to the top of the Uni and started sniping n00bs from the balcony, injuring three more. One retard died by jumping off the building to try and escape. After 20 minutes of god-knows-what tomfuckery, the cops finally decided to break into the school, where David went for a surprise shotgun mouthwash.

When the cops searched his home, they found a letter in which he confessed to the forest murders and cited his motive as revenge on society as the attacker felt misunderstood. David's attack is the deadliest mass murder in Czech history, earning him his national high score.

List of frags pwned

Sadly, the full named list of victims has not yet been released to the public. Here's what we have so far:

• Anonymous, age 32, murdered in the forest a couple days prior to the main lulzfest
• Anonymous, age 2 months, daughter of previous anon
• Stanislav Kozák, age 50, father of our local wannabe corpsefucker.
• Lenka Hlávková, age 49, musicologist.
• Jan Dlask, age 50, teacher.
• Klára Holcová, age 20, student and athlete.
• Lucie Špindlerová, student.
• Magdalena Křístková, student.
• Aneta Richterová, student.
• Anonymous Dane, student.
• Anonymous Emirati, student.
• 6 other Anons, students.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	17/20 Not bad at all, though I did expect a higher payout from so many guns
Accuracy:	8/20 Learn how to aim better retard
Style:	10/20 Generic school shooter, you only get bonus points for being original enough to do it outside of the US
Butthurt:	10/20 Caused plenty of butthurt in Czechia, the rest of the world moved on in a day
Bonus:	20/20 For getting to the top 50 and becoming An Hero
Total Score: 65/100 (C+)

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Gallery

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  Enjoying the cider. The sanpaku stare never lies!
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  No amount of academic awards can ever make up for the TRUE award he earned: NATIONAL HIGHSCORE.
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  Yes ma'am, i'm going to set a high score for this country and for U-rope.
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  David, don't let it show.
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  Our hero is acclaimed by the fans.
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  Shamed
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  Even a nerd like Kosta Kecmanović or him had more sexual life than you.
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  After some harassment by spectators, there are so many 2016 flashbacks.
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  Another angle
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  He actually wanted to be a camera sucker.
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  Not a selfie, just a czech SWAT operation
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  The horrible perpetrator of this tragedy
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  He can't keep getting away with it!
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  Confirmed
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  hmm...

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• TOW coverage
• TOW coverage on the shooting

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