Homosexuality

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	“	My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge / That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez, or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest. Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes. Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic, staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'. That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em! They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!	„
	—Slim Shady, "Criminal," 2000

	“	What's the difference between a faggot and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don't fart when you put the meat in!	„
	—Unknown

	“	I think it is wrong. I don't pretend to understand it, but it is not just another normal optional lifestyle.	„
	—Al Gore, 1981

	“	Let's talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can't watch this shit. Dating shows that's showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let's talk about shit like that! If that's not fucking up America, I don't know what is.	„
	—Ja Rule, 2007

	“	They take it up the ass. This is only for taking a shit.	„
	—Mel Gibson, 1991

	“	It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying?	„
	—Phil Robertson, 2013

	“	I’ve seen the evil homosexuality come out of you people; AIDS is the result of your sins. Now don’t get me wrong; God loves you. But not the way you are now.	„
	—Donna Summer, 1983

	“	How many letters have I read on the air from gay men who acknowledge that a huge portion of the male homosexual populace is predatory on young boys.	„
	—Laura Schlesinger, 1999

	“	I guarantee it would solve the problem post-haste if homosexuals were stoned.	„
	—Bob Jones III, 1980

	“	As far as I’m concerned, granting a parade permit to a group of homosexuals to parade down Hollywood Boulevard would be the same as giving a permit to march to a group of thieves and murderers.	„
	—LAPD Chief Ed Davis, 1970

	“	In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality.	„
	—Rick Santorum, 2003

	“	Some gays are actually having children. It's not right on paper. It's not right in fact.	„
	—Mitt Romney

	“	Gays need to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.	„
	—Tracy Morgan, 2011

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Homosexuals have parades to show the world how normal they are. Don't tell me you aren't lusting after that sexy golden motherfucker.

Figure A: The Homosexual Archetype:
Handsome, confident, and willing to take it from behind.

Figure B: The truth

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!

A faggot assumed.

Homosexuality or Homophilia, is a progressive mental illness commonly seen among furries, in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same sex. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex that all members of that sex become repulsive by association. Often as the sufferer comes of age, the level of faggotry begins to slope up in the form of a quadratic function {f(faggot)=ax²+bx+c}, rather than the typical linear model predicted by researchers and other faggots of the like.

In some rarer cases, the cause is a generalized reaction against normalcy, triggered by a negative response to the thought of healthy adult relations. This reaction often relates to a pagan desire to act against the will of God, whom homosexuals dedicate their lives to infuriating. And it's also a choice, too. Like with any choice, there are always retards who are too lazy to decide, which explains bisexuals. Though some say bi is just halfway out of the closet.

Other common causes of homosexuality include the faggot having been sexually molested as a child by an adult of either the same or opposite sex, or heavy drug use by the faggot's mother that occurred during pregnancy causing a hormonal imbalance. This hormonal imbalance can also occur after a child's birth if their parents let them play unsupervised in vats of harmful chemicals.

Homosexuals are misogynistic vaginaphobic bigots. Homos have a deathly fear of snatch, which is why they cover themselves with a protective layer of bodyglitter and/or gold body paint. Faggots think "lady bits"s are "icky", and yet all females adore faggots. Homos love assholes and hate cunts. When informed that women also have assholes, faggots are unimpressed, that's how deep their pussy prejudice goes. When a fag says he wants to destroy pussy, it's not like a dudebro, he wants to actually kill it with fire.

Homosexuality is positively correlated with the mental disorder pedophilia, and all fags are prone to molesting children. Their purported attraction to members of the same sex is a misguided exercise in the search for an alternative to normal sexual relationships. The subjects are also inherently self-hating and intellectually dishonest in their quest to achieve an ostensible popular acceptance. The homosexual who does not seek treatment is aware of his/her illness and must be in a state of constant denial, often convincing others of their sanity with smoke and mirror tactics.

How people react when they see' em on the streets.

Fear of Homosexuals

The most important civil rights issue of our time

Some matchmaking services appeal to the "bi-curious" demographic. That's a gay codeword for "fag in denial".

Most heterosexual men and women have always found it difficult to understand the concept of homosexuality between two men because the vagina and boobies are so fucking full of win and smelly hairy assholes so full of fail. Some of them hate it, while others wriggle their toes when a gay man or woman stand next to them, which is an evolutionary trait to prevent Infidels who defy Our Lord from being accepted in society.

Homophobia is an especially big issue for most men. Men and their Fear of Homosexuality has always been a big reason as to why several homosexual people across the world are abused and scorned. It is also seen that a lot of men feel uncomfortable around gay men and hate the fact that they can't understand the mind of a homosexual. But this tendency to scorn homosexuals by men is prominent only amongst males towards male homosexuals. It is an accepted fact that men hate male homosexuals but accept female homosexuals, even to the extent of fantasizing about two girls kissing; this is because girls are hot so two girls is hotx2, while guys are gross and hairy and have nasty farts. Though men and women have started to accept homosexuality, it is still a process that seems to be taking time.

Medical Classification

An informative PSA that is still very relevant today.

How fags react upon seeing the size of your cock.

That was the longest 200m of Gay's life

In DSM-I , Homosexuality is classified among sexual sociopathic personality disorders, while DSM-IIthrough DSM-IV are invalid because they were edited by deviant homosexuals with forged APA credentials.

Faggotry in males is invariably caused when a male child or youth is used as a human cock-holster unwillingly through coercion or force, which permanently modifies their hormonal production levels, profoundly reducing testosterone production and afflicting them with a perpetual gait reminiscent of someone who just got fucked senseless, in a coping mechanism used to draw attention to the fact that though their ravaged anus has mostly healed with time, their shattered soul has not. In the case that their mouth was the semen receptacle of choice, then they adopt the use of an effeminate tone and lisp for similar reasons.

Homosexuality is not to be confused with "Lesbianism", as same-sex attraction among women is perfectly normal, attention-seeking behavior. Moreover, it doesn't involve anal penetration, and there's at least 2 pairs of breasts. Clearly this behavior is non-progressive and ends once the observer runs out of tape, it is thought to be brought on by temporary vaginisitis.

Ongoing research indicates that some men may choose to become homosexual in the womb, and that fetal Faggot Gene screenings combined with prenatal homicide will drastically lower the number of unwanted babies brought into the world, thus fixing fucking everything.

Medical science has proven it's only gay if the balls are touching or if the eyes of either anal comrade are open while internally probing.

The problem with homosexuals (for them anyway) is that they will never reproduce, so there should be no worries that homosexuality will spread beyond those already gay, unless they are converted. This works in the same way that becoming a zombie goes. Zombies cannot have zombie children (yet), thus the only way to become a zombie is by means of a very violent attack and assimilation.

As a side note to all medical professionals, the gays are not people. They do not have rights and only act like they have feelings as defense mechanism.

History and Terminology

See: Homosexual Epithets

What they want you to think

A bug for chasing bugs

Homosexuality was devised by Hitler as the Economical Solution to the Jewish Question, comprehensively limiting Zionist reproductive abilities at minimal expense. The plan failed horribly when the disease struck the general population, even Hitler's own son (Conrad Ankers) shaming Hitler into committing suicide as the Nazi Party adopted Plan B.

With the advent of Homosexuality, thousands of years of peace and prosperity came to an abrupt end, and the disease continues to spread at an alarming rate.

The word Faggot is derogatory and slanderous, unless applied to sick homosexuals. As Ann Coulter sagely noted, however, the word's lost its meaning as faggots have too much acceptance, so the word has become no more than a generic schoolyard insult. The commonly accepted definition of gay is "GAY IS NO CAN PENIS TO PUSSY!!1!".

The word Gay is an acronym for "Got AIDS Yet?".

Other terms of note:

• Bug Chasers: I want AIDS!
• Red/Biohazard: I have AIDS!
• Tea Room: I drink piss!
• Giver: No entry in rear!
• Receiver: Free parking in rear!

Social Behavior

For a better world

How gay couples make love

How gay couples really make love

Homosexuals have been proven to inherit the worst possible personality traits of both sexes. This results in the Perez Hilton phenomenon.

Although they claim to be a persecuted species, homosexuals are markedly racist, ageist, and class oriented. They are typically adverse towards nigger cock and tiny Azn wang. Fatasses need not apply under any circumstances. Srsly GTFO. Additionally, homosexuals consider anyone over 23 an old fart that should be in a retirement home or en route to becoming an hero.

When they are not busy swallowing copious amounts of dirty beaner splooge at the local pr0n store or trolling for HIV elsewhere on the interwebs, they may happen to humor each other on "dates." The four questions that are typically asked first (in descending order of importance) are: "How much do you make?" "What kind of car do you drive?" "How big is your cock" and finally, "How are you doing?"

With your help, we can make it 100%

Because homosexuality is a mental illness, it also produces delusional behavior. One side effect is some fags have faith in God although he ROFLstomped their haven in the Bible for lulz and wishes they were all dead. Another side effect is the delusion that that deep down, all males are somewhat gay. Any form of interaction with them will be considered a come-on. It is particularly dangerous to discuss sex with them, as their sexually overactive, damaged brains are aggro'd whenever the topic is brought up. As such, it is advised you take caution when relating to a homosexual classmate or coworker your sexual exploits with women, as this will no doubt be misconstrued as an invitation to come suck your great big white under the bathroom stall during lunch break.

Typical gay scene from Brokeback Mountain

Homoterrorism

Homosexuals are a group of cunning linguistic terrorists who succeeded in exploding the definition of marriage during the early 21st century.

This came following a decade of flamboyant street rioting and propaganda dissemination in the 90s and early 00s, following a decade of blood warfare and gay cancer in the 80s triggered by sleeper cell bisexual flight attendants. When airlines allowed poofters to be sky waitresses, this opened the closet for militant homosexual activists to engage in bio-warfare across the planet. Luckily for homogay stewardesses, airport security doesn't screen for HIV. Armed only with their cocks, suicide bumfuckers and living bioweapons made hard efforts to spread GAYS into the general population, and their tainted blood is the world's most successful example of biological warfare. Inspired by tales of ancient Greek faggots who wanted to enter Troy, GAYS Patient Zero acted as a Trojan Horse without the Trojan, spreading GAYS in every country he gave out peanuts in.

These fabulous bioterrorists were also aided in their quest to blow up marriage by rich gay Hollywood media Jewry and given a television platform to promote their sick fuckery. In a clever move, these linguo-terrorist faggots first blew up marriage in The Netherlands in 2001, on motherfucking April Fool's Day, but nobody noticed because everyone was stoned and because months later Jews did WTC to make people scared of Arabs instead of Jews and homosexuals. And "homophobe" just sounds better than "Islamophobe", and Jews already monopolized "anti-Semitic" to mean "anyone who don't suck Israel's dick 24/7." In Wooden Shoe Land, gay marriage is known as "Huwelijk tussen personen van gelijk geslacht", which is the sound of two filthy Dutchmen fisting each other while down inside an outhouse.

In the United States, after days of oral arguments, homoterrorists performed their controlled demolition of marriage by smuggling explosive buttplugs into various Justices of the Supreme Court of the United States, particularly up the anuses of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Justice Elena Kagan, who both officiated gay marriages in the past but felt no need to recuse themselves because they're above the law and can park wherever the hell they fucking want goddammit. Once the Justices impartially voted and were the first people on Earth to realize that the 14th Amendment has really been about twincest for a century and a half, the dyke broke and nobody could escape the oncoming tsunami of faggotry, including the White House in DC and Cinderella's Castle in Disneyland (both lands of make believe featuring presidential robots).

Religious Perspective

	“	If a man lies with another man as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death.	„
	—The Bible, Leviticus 20:13

Homosexuality is a horrible evil, and anyone who suffers from it must either be cured or put out of their misery. Homosexual activity is punishable by the death penalty under several nations that follow Islamic Sharia Law, including Saudi Arabia and Iran, and penetration is not required.

This is how it's done. Note: no ladies required.

It is good to see that some nations have taken a stand against the spread of AIDS. However in Western nations and Academia, the "gay community" is considered an oppressed minority whom need legislated protections to ensure their rights. Some argue that this is what the christfags mean when they talk about humanism in education.

There was once a loophole for Catholic priests, provided they were only attracted to underage boys. This loophole was recently closed due to multiple instances of legal action after some asshole took everything way too far.

It is also worth noting that the Bible never got around to shouting about lesbians, therefore lez porn (and whatever else teh lez do) is 100% lez-tested, God-approved. In society, this manifests itself as a strong fan-base for Yuri, compared to Yaoi. The closest that bible comes to yelling about lesbians is in some letter Paul wrote to some Romans. It is located at bible coordinates Romulus 001 mark 26: "δια τουτο παρεδωκεν αυτουσ ο θεοσ εισ παθη ατιμιασ αι τε γαρ θηλειαι αυτων μετηλλαξαν την φυσικην χρησιν εισ την παρα φυσιν"— "So then God made the ladies get all frrrrreaky." Some Argue that this is about teh lez. Others argue that Paul considered "freaky" ("την φυσικην χρησιν εισ την παρα φυσιν") to mean anything that doesn't (την φυσικην χρησιν) make a woman yell "I HOPE I GET PREGNANT RIGHT NOW!" exactly every single time she gets dicked. A trouble spot: God made them get freaky. This is the millionth instance of God trolling Paul— or even all of humanity for two thousand years and counting. All the same, He eternally graces us with abundances of lulz and lez, now and forever, in the name of Raptor Jesus, amen.

What causes the pathetic creation of a gay?

Homosexuality, aka The Gay, is caused by masturbation: being gay for yourself. The reason you're a faggot is because you touched yourself too much. Oh, and your mom gave you the wrong androgens in the womb, probably because she ate too many canned foods during pregnancy which contained estrogen-analogs in the lining because chemical companies are just making this shit up as they go. Often gayboys were molested as children. We're not saying that raping little boys turns them gay but it does.

After a male has touched his peepee over 9000 times he becomes a full-blown homo. After a female has shlicked her bean over 9000 times she becomes a Melissa Etheridge fan remains bisexual like she always was. Masturbation is a form of self-hypnotic conditioning to become less disgusted by your own sex's genitals. If a guy is more experienced with touching hard cock than soft coont, he eventually doesn't mind the sight of hard cocks and goes on to touch other cocks. If wimmins are more experienced eating their own seafood, she eventually goes on to become a clamlicker, although she was always turned on by hot naked wimmins because she wanted to be them.

	“	Being a woman, I only really have access to the equipment, what, 30-45 minutes a week, and that's on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24 hours a day their entire lives?	„
	—Elaine on Seinfeld explaining why she can't ungay a guy or compete with anonymous gloryholes

Another leading cause of homosexuality is reflective surfaces such as mirrors, bodies of water, disco balls, and glitter. This explains the ever-increasing faggotry of society and social acceptance of faggotry after the introduction of slick brickphones, as well as the total faggotry of fanboys of Apple devices, with their slick reflective surfaces. Consequently, after Steve Jobs died the only person who could be CEO of Apple was a colossal faggot named Tim.

Before the invention of glass mirrors, or even polished metal, bodies of water were the only way for hominids to view their reflection, and many of them may have lived a very long time without ever knowing what their face looked like, like in the desert wasteland of Africa. Later on hominids began migrating along coastlines. Since homosexuality is based on narcissism, narcissists fell in love with their reflection and that was their new ideal of beauty: themselves. And due to touching themselves too much, they wanted to mate with themselves, until masturbation was no longer enough. So they seek out a lookalike of themselves to fuck. In the modern age, they might find a lookalike of themselves at a gym, which are typically covered in mirrors. In fact, if you have ever masturbated in front of a mirror, the chance of you being gay is over 9000%.

Environmental Factors

This abused infant embraced homosexuality as a coping mechanism.

Their favorite activity

As science tells us, the level of gay someone is is determined by various environmental factors. This is due to the fact that once a homosexual accepts the idea that it will never be like the rest of us, it begins to go through an ongoing process called cumsumption. In this processes, the sufferer rampages through it's environment searching for resources such as Hollister Clothing, Speedos, Macy's Accessories, Edible Lotion, Gerbils, and Creme Brulee. The fagsectivore will cumsume for the rest of it's years, aimlessly searching for happiness butt will never find it.

While homosexuality is a choice for the vast majority of people, there are a few threats that may cause permanent or untreatable gayness:

1. The Gay Bomb
2. Prison
3. North American DONG Party
4. Bill
5. Bridget
6. Children Television Shows (see above)
7. Tent Peg

Born this way hoax

Brainwashed fags and pseudoliberals like to say that "Homosexuals are born this way". Science is nowhere near to prove that. If science had proven it, that day would have been the worst butthurt for gays, because it would have opened way to develop test that would detect homosexuality in womb. And no responsible parents want to waste years raising a faggot if they can prevent it. Pseudoliberals would instantly became pro-life suddenly, or prohibit those pesky tests. Gays have already created an organization, PLAGAL, to fight against abortions. But it is useless, because no test can be created, because homosexuality is environment+choice.

In theory, faggots could use such test to abort heterosexual fetuses instead, thus making more faggots. However, faggots' prevalence less than 5% births means they would have to abort about 20 fetuses on average per making one certain faggot. Now, don't you wish "born this way" was true? It could be a major source of LULZ.

In addition to that, sexuality is a social concept. You can't be born with a sexual preference and anyone that says you can needs to be burned at the stake for public entertainment.

Our gay ocean

Anywhere there are large bodies of water, there tend to be throngs thongs of homogays, especially near the ocean. Places such as the West Coast and East Coast in the US, California, New York, Florida, Seattle, Portland, Boston, Minneapolis, Houston, Greece, Italy, France, and islands like Hawaii, Britain, Ireland, Haiti, the Bahamas, Belize, Lesbos, Philippines, Thailand, Indonesia (Anti-gay and conservative as fuck because of Islamic sandnigger preachers and severe fear of the ocean, limiting megavirus exposure and reflections), Cuba (where SUPER HIV came from), AIDS hotspots, and beaches everywhere. This is the blue state/red state dichotomy in the US, blue meaning close to water and wetter and liberal, red meaning landlocked and dryer and conservative. The water=liberal correlation is true for the entire planet. Which explains why sandniggers and real niggers living in the desert are the most conservative of all and will kill homos on sight, because they realize water shouldn't be wasted in gay bathhouses and steamrooms. And it explains why Olympics swimmers are all closeted fags. Skating on frozen water in glittered polyester is another known sign of faggotry. Since Earth has the most water of any planet in the Solar System, it is also the gayest planet known to science. Another reason why the ocean is so fucking gay is because there is plastic crap everywhere, and Bisphenol A is an estrogen-analog present in most plastics.

Scientists predict coming megadroughts in the US, which will be the worst in 1,000 years. What does that mean for homosexuality? During that time, the ultraconservative ISIS will seek to expand their Islamic caliphate over more worthless desert wasteland. However, coastal cities will probably remain really gay, because the ocean has got some fucked up shit in it and usually any hole will do. That also explains why dolphins are the gayest animal in existence.

Homosexuality is a devastating infectious disease caused by an ocean-borne megavirus. One milliliter of sea water contains approximately 1 million bacteria and 10 million viruses, all of them gay as fuck. The virus that causes GAYS is believed to have originated somewhere in San Francisco Bay or off the coast of Haiti, and tidal currents have disseminated this glittery virus across the planet. The virus's presence in infected water droplets within the water cycle causes rainbows. Rainy areas like Ireland, Britain, Portland, and Seattle are especially prone to rainal infection. Hurricanes can also make viral landfall, especially in Florida. In fact, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration suggests that GAYS was brought to Florida via a hurricane departing Haiti. In an advanced stage of the virus, it develops fruity bodies, with Elton John being their model organism. Upon initial exposure, healthy immune systems rapidly generate FTGE cells to combat the infection, although hosts with limp wrists typically lose the battle and succumb to catastrophic inflammation. If a person has ever gotten sea water in their mouth, the chances of them liking Lady Gaga are at least 100%. The only country that has somehow been near lots water and have stayed anti-gay is Indonesia, as this shitty country is so polluted, limiting reflections. Sandyniggers (Niggers that live in the Muslim World) all have a special gene that gives immunity to the gay megaviruses. We have tried asking them, but we were greeted by AK-47s, tribal shit-throwing and utter retardation.

Penises only emerged in the evolutionary record when sea animals transitioned to land. Before living on land, sea life would just cum in the water, like a San Francisco hot tub, and this faggotry washes up on all coastlines. But once on dry land, lifeforms without dongs were like two scissor sisters trying to bump uglies and failing. Until males grew schlongs, inventing PIV intercourse which nearly all land animals use to make babbies, but which homos misuse to get AIDS and E. Coli inside their mouths urethra and anus.

Moar causes

Other causes of gayness include:

1. being constantly rejected by the opposite sex
2. sneezing like a mouse
3. insane women
4. gay music
5. prison
6. a gay person touching you or using the same water fountain as them
7. having a name or frequent nickname that ends in an "ee" sound
8. sewing machines
9. being a bully but acting the victim
10. thinking girls have cooties
11. looking/talking/singing like the opposite sex, especially after shorter/longer hair
12. being Jewish or Turkish
13. sipping tea
14. imitating the opposite sex, especially your single black mom
15. having religious leaders who talk softly like a breathy faggot in an attempt to sound "spiritual"
16. thinking your right to buy cake or not ever be offended trumps the First Amendment
17. hating seafood
18. criticizing people's clothing
19. being a liberal fascist
20. limp wrists
21. being unable to grow hair on your chest because you never went through puberty
22. removing chest hair
23. making death threats against "intolerant" people and businesses
24. drama class
25. watching gay children's shows where everyone talks like a fag
26. singing and dancing
27. getting anything pierced or gayjd
28. having same-sex parents
29. using moisturizer
30. smoking, which kills off the Y chromosome in blood cells
31. skipping
32. being frivolous
33. synthesizers
34. enjoying professional wresting
35. wanting to be a flight attendant or hairdresser or makeup artist
36. tofu and soy
37. spending too much time photoshopping or editing images of the same sex
38. having big lips
39. being a hateful bigot who loathes the opposite sex yet acts like them
40. watching musicals
41. watching Family Guy
42. talking like a catty bitch or effete fop because you're an elitist who wants to seem like you were born into a higher social class
43. playing with Barbies or action figures or other plastic crap
44. mosquitos
45. being a professional football player (handegg in murka, soccer in Yoorup)
46. touching a piano
47. being a lardass, since fat tissue produces excess estrogen (cp. early onset puberty for fat girls, moobs for guys)
48. owning hair gel
49. enjoying pooping too much
50. discriminating against people based on their religious beliefs because you don't believe in sin but claiming to be "anti-discrimination"
51. having a butch mother who is a dried up husk
52. marijuana
53. any college course about sex or gender (same thing)
54. touching thermal paper receipts, especially if you eat with your hands later
55. walking in your mom's shoes as a child
56. having rich parents, the closer to monarchy the better
57. acting oppressed but being an exalted privileged worshipped minority that the media and corporations bend over for because it's good PR and they fear your gay wrath
58. MTV
59. using the words "honey" or "bitches" or "whatever" (especially "look honey" or "hey bitches")
60. caring about your abs
61. being a ninny
62. eating SpaghettiOs or drinking from plastic bottles
63. materialistically caring more about cakes, flowers, photos, pizza, fried chicken, and arts and crafts than poverty or climate change
64. being a gynecologist or delivering babies
65. a parent of the same sex changing your diaper as a baby
66. dimples
67. your name is moot
68. being an EDiot
69. being forever alone and desperate and having no other options
70. being you in general

Disregard that. Sexuality is solely determined by the length of your ring finger because palm reading and has nothing to do with resenting your parents or an obsession with buttsex. Scientists have determined that if your ring finger is not at least twice as long as your index finger you're a fucking shiteating faggot. Ergo, flipperbabies are dolphinkin, clawbabies are lobsterkin, and losing your hand in a woodchipper or meatgrinder will turn you asexual. QED.

Self-Identification Guide For Young Men

Take it up the shitter, my son!!

Homosexuality can develop in boys as early as age thirteen.

Fags LOVE eating cum. All the more reason to never talk to one.

You might find a wild homosexual in your local area sucking dick through gloryholes, such as in public washroom stalls.

Teenage homosexuals are often awash in hormones, and tend to experience confusion about their decision to become gay as a child. Homosexuality is a treatable but permanent affliction, and these indicators can help anyone who has doubts about their sexual identity:

1. You think vaginas are "icky" or look like roast beef
2. You have a pronounced lithp.
3. You are attempting to reclaim one of these words amongst the queer "in" group.
4. You don't enjoy lesbian porn.
5. You are afraid to be raped by a loli.
6. You can break a man/bear/manbear's anus.
7. You were molested as a child.
8. You have videos of yourself choking on all sorts of things on the internet.
9. There is constant talk of pussy from your mouth, within jokes and stories. You can't go a day without talking about the wonderfulness that is poon.

Finally, if you are an ED administrator there is no doubt you are indeed, homosexual.

Gay by ~Plaid-Rose

I am gay. I'm not a disease, I'm not a problem I'm not an affliction I don't need treatment. I don't need help I'm not sick I'm not confused I'm not a sin.

I am gay. I'm your daughter Your sister Your friend Your co worker Your classmate Your acquaintance A complete stranger

I am gay. I need love, just like you I need smiles I need support I need a hug I need a friend I need a family I need acceptance I need understanding I need you

I am gay. I know what love is I know what pain is I know what hate is I know what life is

I am gay. And I need you to love me The same way you loved me before you knew

I am gay. And I have experienced hate From more people than just you

I am gay. And I wont change. I wont give up. I wont back down. I wont pretend. I wont lie. I wont deny. I wont hide. I wont hurt.

I am gay.

And that's okay.

(You read that? Time to become anhero! Do it faggot!!! )

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Politics and Demographics

Iran has been homosexual-free for 2500 years.

Black with one cream, please.

Actual definition of Gay in San Francisco.

I love it when you talk to me like that...

Arrested in AbuDhabi after marriage party.

You too can be teh gehy!

San Francisco is the best place to spot wild homosexuals.

Gay, totally gay, Liberace gay

There are no laws in the civilized parts of the world that oppress gay people, meaning that's the only thing the Arab people have better then us. Due to the lack of laws protecting us, the proponents of Gay Rights claim that homosexuals deserve rights and privileges above and beyond those held by everyone else. Current laws endorse marriage among heterosexual couples because of their unique ability to expand the tax base. The notion of marriage among homosexual deviants is unnecessary and counter-productive, akin to polygamy and incest.

Gays are everywhere, except vaginas. Most people have no clue just how gay the world is. No one takes notice because its really not that hard to be a fag. Here are some examples of social structures of homosexual towns... which is all of them:

Homosexuals in liberal towns tend to let their sexuality run rampant effectively gehying up the town. Many cities on the US West Coast reach critical capacity yearly, resulting in a concentration of faggotry known as "Gay Pride Parades".

In well adjusted towns, homosexuals are much more difficult to spot. It's commonplace to mistake a Homosexual for a heterosexual by believing that the individual "loves women too much to be gay." While few poorly adjusted individuals are tolerated for fagging up the place, the mass majority remains closeted.

As for backwards towns where the barbaric practice of Fag Hunting is a common sport, human productivity becomes stagnant as the populations of whole towns concern themselves with the sexual practices of others, wherein not even the Straight men are safe from homosexual thoughts and viewing as they go hunting for live porn.

The majority of vagina wielders are unable to love exclusively so they justify their promiscuity with the term "bi-sexual." It is wrongly believed by butthurt lesbos that most females are making shit up, but they are correct in believing teen girls are using their bi-sexuality for attention whoring (among other types of whoring).

As gay men are 90% woman anyway, some of them take the label of "bisexual" as well for the same reason as women. Any penis holder marked as bisexual on any site is a homo who wants it in the ass, but is too much of a pussy to come out and say so for fear his parents will be more butthurt than he is at the end of the night.

Catholic Church

One of the oldest and most traditional gay organizations is the Catholic Church. Being homosexual and molesting altar boys is an elementary requirement of membership. Since openly gay men were persecuted and discriminated over previous centuries, the catholic church came to the conclusion that to preserve their boy loving lifestyle they should pretend to oppose homosexuality strictly.

The head of this organization is called the Pope. The key requirement to become pope is to have a long history of committing and hiding child surprise sex and the ability to suck a golf ball through a key hole.

The official priest motto is known to be: "They can't be too young, just too tight."

Major GPCs

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If you look like this, you're most certainly not gay.

Where gays hang out and suck dick. Avoid these areas at all costs, or you will get the AIDS.

• Salt Lake City 10(10-6)% gay
• San Francisco 9000+% gay
• Houston 69% gay (even the mayor is lesbian)
• New York City 14.2% gay, but skewed higher in the borough of Manhattan. On certain blocks in Chelsea, you can become infected with HIV simply by breathing the air.
• Seattle 12.9% gay
• Atlanta 12.8% gay
• Minneapolis 12.5% gay
• Boston 12.3% gay
• Sacramento 9.8% gay
• Portland 8.8% gay
• Denver 8.2% gay
• Washington D.C. 8.1% gay
• Orlando 7.7% gay BTFO
• Boise 7.6% (with 12% of the city closeted)
• Iran 0% gay according to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I suppose the rest of the world would experience this "religious phenomenon" too if homosexuality was punishable by death.

United States

The democratic party places perceived victims above all other constituents, thus it remains the popular choice for homosexual support. However, in US politics, 99% of all professional homosexual politicians are actually closeted conservative republicans, and several dozen are outed every year. The Democratic Party is at least 150% gay.

The Nigger/Faggot Paradox

Although slavery was funny, many homosexuals believe that slavery provides a common ground between Gays and Blacks as persecuted minorities, and thus makes them natural allies in the struggle for civil rights.

The truth is that gays simply want to get close to blacks to score some big black cock.

Blacks seem to reject this argument, claiming that being sold onto a boat and shipped across the ocean to be beaten, raped and killed with impunity contrasts poorly with the "right" of poking your dick up some truck drivers asshole at the local rest stop.

This proves that blacks are homophobic and secretly wish that all gays were dead, because there is no other reason for not liking homosexuals except for being scared of them... yeah that's true.

San Francisco

Name means Saint French. It used to be the gayest city in the world.

Salt Lake City

Religious gays congregate here. It supercedes San Francisco as the gayest city (no srsly).

Australia

Hot and sticky, a perfect habitat for fags. Their over-breeding has created a desert wasteland run by gay-bikers as depicted in the award winning documentary Mad Max, narrated by Mel Gibson.

Iran

There are no gays in Iran, I don't know who told you there was. We do not experience this phenomenon in Iran. The president of Iran personally went into every bathroom stall in Iran looking for gays and found none. He did find this great little glory hole in a gas station in downtown Tehran, slobbered a knob, but didn't take a census of the faggotry cause he was busy. Busy with cock in his mouth. Iran also gives gays the punishment they deserve: death.

United Arab Emirates

There are thousands of gays in Arab Emirates, being a faggot is well defined culture in this country thanks to many famous people being homos in secret society then giving up the pleasure with men to marrying a woman. Recently in year 2005 fags were caught having marriage party in Abu Dhabi with a well known person among all citizens. Being gay in this country will result in jail term which will expose you to more dicks to be presented to you by force in filthy prisons. Some say he started with a Japanese guy who used to be a basketball player (Rukawa), and he killed his own dad to become a crown Prince, yet any person that spoke about him ended up in underground torturing prison for years if not months. Some say that he sacrificed 89 soldiers of his own army lives in Yemen as he knew a Scud missile would hit their base as his Jews masters requested him to do this sacrifice in Yemen. Dubai ruler himself was gay few years ago until he gave the previous ruler the option to give up the ruling or face death and made up news about drug overdose.

Uganda

Why homosexuality should be illegal–because only gay people eat scat. Facepalm.

Facts

1. Not exist none "homophobia", the hate fags for damage eyesight and cause nausea and derivatives of these two.
2. 99.9% of the gay cummunity think it's a fucking trend.

The gay rights movement has been a front for pedophiles the entire time

(Teh newspaper, April 22 1978)

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I'm in ur comics fagging it up!

Gays have spread from the real world to the art world. There are gay movies, gay songs, and of course, lots and lots of gay art and comics. Here is an example of Gay comics at their finest (for more gay comics, check out Shota):

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Gays can't fly.

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See Also

When gays get old.

Pwned

A typical gathering

• AIDS
• Angry Homo Kid
• JezuzFreek777
• Atheist
• Brony
• Buttsecks
• Cancer Jesus
• CocoaPuff310
• CyberDemon531
• Drake
• Faggot
• Faggot Bruce
• Fitlads
• Football
• Gaydar
• Gay hanky code
• Gay Teen Forum
• Gay Rape
• God hates fags
• Govteen
• Heterosexuality
• Homosexual epithets
• Homophobia – a gay term
• Insane
• Fiero425
• I know a lot of gay people
• It Gets Better
• Jonas Brothers
• John Cena
• JoshU2uber
• Labrinth
• Lesbian
• Michael Explicit
• No homo
• Not gay
• Professional Wrestling
• Proposition 8
• Pulse Nightclub Massacre - a lot of gays were slayed here
• South Park
• Think B4 You Speak
• Uncyclopedia
• White People
• You

Famous Gays

Gay on a Wednesday night.

• All of these assholes
• Steven Slater
• 2006dramatician
• The Pope
• Brüno
• Dumbledore
• Drake
• Homestar Runner
• Elton John
• Grant MacDonald
• Jameth
• moot
• Quentin Hubbard
• Tfo
• Trap-kun
• Littlekuriboh
• You You will never be famous.

External Links

Biological warfare at it's tastiest.

• The pentagon was considering making a bomb that causes homosexuality
• Indisputable and completely factual scientific information that homos don't want you to know
• Part 2 & Part 3
• This answers all the questions you may have
• Pantiesformen.com - YOU KNOW YOU JUST CANT RESIST CLICKING HERE
• Homosexuality in action
• A real estate agent named "Gaye Males"
• Gaydar
• Slang Evolution
• A fair and balanced website on homosexuality
• The G.A.Y. Channel on Youtube Terminated
• 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL KILLS FAGS, GETS 2.5 YEARS IN PRISON - Epic win for normal people
• What happens when you let gays out in public.
• The Ultimate Orgy
• Guide gay

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