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He is exactly like your high school English teacher in the sense that he needlessly picks apart everything to its very core, pretending that something as trivial as a blue curtain in a room has some great cosmic significance - except instead of analyzing [[shit nobody cares about|shitty and melodramatic books written by suicidal virgins]], he instead analyzes a cartoon aimed at 7-year-old girls and believe it has some "deeper meaning" to it. | He is exactly like your high school English teacher in the sense that he needlessly picks apart everything to its very core, pretending that something as trivial as a blue curtain in a room has some great cosmic significance - except instead of analyzing [[shit nobody cares about|shitty and melodramatic books written by suicidal virgins]], he instead analyzes a cartoon aimed at 7-year-old girls and believe it has some "deeper meaning" to it. | ||
Around [[2014]], he quit his day job of analyzing MLP and went full [[weeaboo]] instead, reviewing shitty and overrated animes such as [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica]] and [[shit|Sword Art Online]]. Then putting the shitty [[moe]] anime [[K-on]] as his favorite due to the show mainly about underage high school girls acting kawaii 100% of the god damn time. | Around [[2014]], he quit his day job of analyzing MLP and went full [[weeaboo]] instead, reviewing shitty and overrated animes such as [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica]] and [[shit|Sword Art Online]]. Then putting the shitty [[moe]] anime [[K-on]] as his favorite due to the show mainly about underage high school girls acting kawaii 100% of the god damn time. And praises moe in anime due to him being an [[otaku]] fucking loser. | ||
==Rise to Power, Fame, and Virginity== | ==Rise to Power, Fame, and Virginity== | ||
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Digibrony (Conrad Collins) is a YouTube commentator residing in Virginia Beach (same state that Chris-chan lives in. Coincidence?) He pays his parents rent to live in their house and rants about needlessly over-analyzed intricacies of My Little Pony and anime for a living. Oops did your channel get deleted? :3c
He is exactly like your high school English teacher in the sense that he needlessly picks apart everything to its very core, pretending that something as trivial as a blue curtain in a room has some great cosmic significance - except instead of analyzing shitty and melodramatic books written by suicidal virgins, he instead analyzes a cartoon aimed at 7-year-old girls and believe it has some "deeper meaning" to it.
Around 2014, he quit his day job of analyzing MLP and went full weeaboo instead, reviewing shitty and overrated animes such as Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Sword Art Online. Then putting the shitty moe anime K-on as his favorite due to the show mainly about underage high school girls acting kawaii 100% of the god damn time. And praises moe in anime due to him being an otaku fucking loser.
Rise to Power, Fame, and Virginity
Digibrony first rose to fame around the peak of the brony fandom in 2012, with his careful and neat analysis of each episode of MLP. Like 90% of the crummy neckbeards that populate the MLP fandom, he had an OC character. He had to make a "theory" of everything, from the lack of male characters in MLP to Fluttershy not being assertive, all of which have obvious meaning, it's a show meant to sell toys and the story is as dull as cardboard smeared with shit, he doesn't understand this at all.
The Decline and Fall of the Great Digibrony
As his content began to go down the shitter, apparently so did Digibrony himself, both in appearance and hygiene, as well as his mental stability.
It is possible that the title is a reference to the 4chan meme Meguca Meduka.
On February 6, 2015, Digibrony's main channel was deleted by YouTube for copyright violations on his anime reviews. The following week, his channel was restored after he asked his fans to spam emails to Youtube; he gave a big thanks to all of his fans (pretending that most people didn't hate him), leading perfectly to his account being suspended again the following following week. And in the following following week that followed, his channel was brought back once more, and remains up at the time of this writing. He didn't thank anyone that time.
Fans
The Brony community gradually came to resent Digibrony, climaxing in an Equestria Daily thread (about his channel's deletion) where everyone got their feelings for him off their chest. Butthurt from both this deserved hatred and the infection from the pink tail worn for two straight years, he took "ny" off the end of his name to change his reputation (to anyone who doesn't notice his Youtube URL is still "DigibronyMLP"), willingly bringing his viewerbase from 77,000 to just those who also liked anime (approximately 82.)
Like any failures who at least have interesting ideas, Digibro(ny) has an organism of developed followers who watch all of his videos. His vlogs and podcasts expositing his existence as a 23-year-old living with his parents who never leaves the house and has no marketable skills, he provides an idyllic lifestyle to many delusional Youtube commenters, that they all wish to elevate themselves to some day. Digibro's biggest fan being himself, he encourages this behavior, and will take them in as protégés if they promise to pray to him on their bedside and do all of his work for him.
See Also
Similar People
- April Davis
- Chris-Chan - Fellow asspie from the state of virgins
- Eric Ridenour
- MysteriousMrEnter - Another mediocre critic whose channel also got taken down for copyright violations.
- Pewdie-Pinkiepie - An infamous attention whore who thinks MLP has Christian motifs.
- Rina-Chan
- Shaun Scotellaro
External Links
DigibronyAfterDark - active account
Digibrah - "self-described" Otaku Gonzo journalist
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