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Amber Buttrum is a 20 something year old pedophile and professional Andy Milonakis look-a-like who is, in all essence, Chris Chan's female counterpart. She is the self-declared leader of "Animeangel2OO6" a YouTube based group of weeaboos who run a freeweb style website dedicated to their pseudo-satanic "church", whilst still serving as a place to upload their Sonichu-tier artwork. The group is composed of a handful of 15-year-olds, Buttrum, and a few persistent black telemarketers. To make it all worse, everything they do is dedicated to their "hero" 2pac.
Despite being well into her twenties, Amber remains unemployed and chooses to live from welfare check to welfare check whilst operating out of mommy and daddy's house. She claims that she can not work due to her "disabilities" which she lists as Asperger's syndrome, ODD, "severe depression", and "some mental disorder my parents haven't told me about". Although she is still clearly able to spend her days watching and drawing anime, as well as dining out and praying on unsuspecting children. Her parents are portrayed as two tired workers in poor health, forced to deal with the stress of their adult daughter living her life like a child on a daily basis.
Mewen Brown
Mewen Brown is a 15 year old YouTube trouble maker who befriended Buttrum through their love of shitty anime, promoting Buttrum to declare Mewen to be her "one and true only love" despite the 10-20 year age gap. She claims that this is COMPLETELY LEGAL, despite Mewen obviously being a minor. She has also gone as far as to confess her interests of bondage and bestiality to her dear unerageb& girlfriend over several unknowingly recorded skype chats.
And yes she believes this is 100% legal.
Dem titties
Amber's thought process seems to be severely crippled due to her extreme autism, as she felt it would be a good idea to send the following video to Mewen (who is, once again, 15 years old!).
<video type="dailymotion" id="xle6ni" width="640" height="480" frame="true" position="center" allowfullscreen="true"/>
Make sure to download it here.
An hero cover up
After the embarrassment of having her nasty titties plastered across the internet, Amber decided the best way out was through good ol' fashion suicide. Unfortunately, she is too fat to hang, too stupid to operate a gun, and her parents keep the pills locked up tight, meaning IRL suicide was out of the question. She soon realized that the option of e-suicide was still on the table, and got to work setting up memorial pages dedicated to herself and her "oh too short" lfie. All of this would have probably worked too, if she hadn't of come back a few months later under the same name expecting everyone to forget about her previous actions and allowing her to continue living in her little "everything is fine, let's have cybersex with underage girls" world.
As an "artist"
Drawing images such as the ones above is the "core of her day"; she loves nothing more than spending hours on end making "masterpieces" on lined paper with crayola colored markers. The highlight of her artistic career was her winning some sort of anime contest on Twitter, although the other entries were no more than the same type of crudely made Autist-art.
I'LL SHOW THOSE HATERS WHO'S BOSS
One day, for no apparent reason, Amber decided to upload a video railing against ED even though she had to previous interaction with this site. While decoding the thoughts and (lack of) emotions of any aspie is a difficult task, she most likely felt that pointlessly ranting about the largest drama site on the net and attacking random site members would help kids on YouTube from posting "GOT UR NUDES LOL".
Needless to say, it didn't help.
See also
- CWC - Now neither of them will be virgins?
- animeangel2OO6
- Her site, lolwut?
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