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*[[MrBeast]]: despite all the controversy he has gotten from DogPack404 and other smart people who realized he is a big fat fraud he decides to sell his Feastables chocolate bar inside it. | *[[MrBeast]]: despite all the controversy he has gotten from DogPack404 and other smart people who realized he is a big fat fraud he decides to sell his Feastables chocolate bar inside it. | ||
**Feastables Milk Chocolate: 320 calories in a whole bar, 10g fat, 6g saturated fat, 15g sugar. This shit that the beast put out like 2 years ago isn't fucking healthy and is a tad JUST A TAD better than a Hersheys | **Feastables Milk Chocolate: 320 calories in a whole bar, 10g fat, 6g saturated fat, 15g sugar. This shit that the beast put out like 2 years ago isn't fucking healthy and is a tad JUST A TAD better than a Hersheys | ||
*[[KSI]]: An unfunny British nigger who got sponsored by Prime. | *[[KSI]]: An unfunny British nigger who got sponsored by [[Prime]]. | ||
**Prime: The drink has a lot of sodium and some versions have a ton of caffeine which we know caffeine + kids = fucking death. ;( | **[[Prime]]: The drink has a lot of sodium and some versions have a ton of [[caffeine]] which we know caffeine + kids = fucking death. ;( | ||
*[[Logan Paul]]: Stupid blonde related to brother Jake. We won't forget your [[an_hero|suicide]] forest video in [[Japan]] Logan! | *[[Logan Paul]]: Stupid blonde related to brother Jake. We won't forget your [[an_hero|suicide]] forest video in [[Japan]] Logan! | ||
**Also a Prime sponsor gay. | **Also a [[Prime]] sponsor gay. | ||
=="Meals"== | =="Meals"== | ||
*Turkey Stack Ems: Basic processed meat, cheese, and cracker product but with a healthy twist TURKEY instead of HAM. Not joking, processed meats are likely to give you cancer and this one is no exception. | *Turkey Stack Ems: Basic processed meat, cheese, and cracker product but with a healthy twist TURKEY instead of HAM. Not joking, processed meats are likely to give you cancer and this one is no exception. |
Latest revision as of 19:13, 30 October 2024
STEP THE FUCK OFF! Lunchly looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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—MrBeast, one of the fucktards who created this abomination |
Lunchly or Cuntly is a shitty ass food product by MrBeast, KSI, and Logan Paul which is determined to replace the main brand Lunchables with a "healthier" twist and to be sold to the masses because of the retarded celebrities that promote this junk.
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- MrBeast: despite all the controversy he has gotten from DogPack404 and other smart people who realized he is a big fat fraud he decides to sell his Feastables chocolate bar inside it.
- Feastables Milk Chocolate: 320 calories in a whole bar, 10g fat, 6g saturated fat, 15g sugar. This shit that the beast put out like 2 years ago isn't fucking healthy and is a tad JUST A TAD better than a Hersheys
- KSI: An unfunny British nigger who got sponsored by Prime.
- Logan Paul: Stupid blonde related to brother Jake. We won't forget your suicide forest video in Japan Logan!
- Also a Prime sponsor gay.
"Meals"
- Turkey Stack Ems: Basic processed meat, cheese, and cracker product but with a healthy twist TURKEY instead of HAM. Not joking, processed meats are likely to give you cancer and this one is no exception.
- The Pizza: Shitty crap that would make your Italian grandmother commit mah mah mia! Ingredients list has more shit than Walter White's lab.
- Fiesta Nachos: Mexican shit that is the worst one for your health because it is just pure carbs and will make you hungrier than you are before. The only people who would be retarded enough to buy this one are Beavis and Butthead.
Controversy
Selling crap food to kids in the age of Michelle Obama and Super Size Me has prompted many influential figures to speak out about this processed shit that kids will eat. Fucking legend DanTDM The Diamond Minecart stated on Twitter that he hated this idea and basically stated how YouTubers are now sucking the dicks of business now instead of making actually good content.
Lunchly was shown to have mold. If you think about it, that mold could have potentially sent hundreds of kids to hospitals.
What We Can Only Hope.
This product never makes it to store shelves so kids don't become fucking morbidly obese jabba the hutts for eating this everyday and so they don't die of a caffeine induced heartattack.
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