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[[Image:Theeuvoriasiren.PNG|thumb|Kphoria's [[imaginary girlfriend]].]] | [[Image:Theeuvoriasiren.PNG|thumb|Kphoria's [[imaginary girlfriend]].]] | ||
Kphoria is your average [[vore]] fan who makes [[ | '''Kphoria''' is your average [[vore]] fan who makes [[shit]]ty videos out of [[MS Paint]] and Windows Movie Maker, and thinks they're the best things invented since sliced bread. He is very popular on [[YouTube]] because of his [[Lolicon|loli]] videos (all his little girls wear short skirts), and everyone can relate to his characters because they [[Tracing|ALL LOOK THE SAME]]. Flaming him only results in him summoning his loyal army of [[fantards]] to return the favor. | ||
[[Image:Kphoriaiskingoftheworld.PNG|thumb|See? Did I tell you Kphoria is [[Fag|King of the World]]]] | [[Image:Kphoriaiskingoftheworld.PNG|thumb|See? Did I tell you Kphoria is [[Fag|King of the World]]]] | ||
== Pesonal Info == | == Pesonal Info == | ||
On December | On December 28, people got ahold of kphoria's info. | ||
Name: Keith Richard Arnold | Name: Keith Richard Arnold | ||
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Because of this, | Because of this, | ||
[[Image:Kphoriaartisshit.PNG|thumb|[[Lie|He is TOTALLY original.]]]] | [[Image:Kphoriaartisshit.PNG|thumb|[[Lie|He is TOTALLY original.]]]] | ||
His ego has risen so high, he might as well be in the [[Chasethehedgehog|top ten percent]] of | His ego has risen so high, he might as well be in the [[Chasethehedgehog|top ten percent]] of YouTube. Beware, since he's the [[Faggot|King of the World]], he might block your comments and send you a message telling you are in the Blockhead Legion of YouTube, and [[Wambulance|whine]] to his friends about how he is [[BAWWW|deeply hurt by the trolling]]. | ||
Your [[typical]] [[Shit|Kphoria videos]]: | Your [[typical]] [[Shit|Kphoria videos]]: | ||
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==BFFs== | ==BFFs== | ||
One of Kphoria's [[BFF | One of Kphoria's [[BFF]]s is none other than #1 wanker [[Mikeroach113]]. When Mike was cornered by trolls, he bawwed to Kphoria, telling him the trolls were hackers. Kphoria and his cock-suckers went [[internet tough guy]] on the trolls, resulting in much lulz. | ||
Another one is EvilReu, a [[weeaboo]] who really wants Kphoria to [[Buttsex|fuck him up the ass]]. He even made a poem for his lover: | Another one is EvilReu, a [[weeaboo]] who really wants Kphoria to [[Buttsex|fuck him up the ass]]. He even made a poem for his lover: | ||
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[[Image:EvilReusMarySue.PNG|thumb|This is EvilReu, the assbaby of [[Sephiroth]] and Evil Ryu. Also, is a [[Mary Sue]]]] | [[Image:EvilReusMarySue.PNG|thumb|This is EvilReu, the assbaby of [[Sephiroth]] and Evil Ryu. Also, is a [[Mary Sue]]]] | ||
==Famous Quotes | ==Famous Quotes== | ||
{{quote|Why i'm so evil! Is i'm soo demonish and I finally found the bloodline of me! I am the last living life form!|EvilReu needs to lay off the LSD.}} | {{quote|Why i'm so evil! Is i'm soo demonish and I finally found the bloodline of me! I am the last living life form!|EvilReu needs to lay off the LSD.}} | ||
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His gallery is made up of [[sluts]], [[Image:Copyandpaste.PNG|thumb|Euvoria Siren, the ultimate [[mary sue]]. Remember, you too can become an internet celebrity with [[Tracing|copy and paste]].]] specifically Princess Peach from [[Mario]], eating Koopas, that should fucking rip holes through her stomach because of the sharp spines. Take caution, his gallery will [[rape]] your eyes or cause you to become [[an hero]]. Most of the people who goes to his gallery [[fap]] to the flat-chested loli. [[Fail|Also, he is now sending out his ass-kissers AGAIN to vandalize this article.]] | His gallery is made up of [[sluts]], [[Image:Copyandpaste.PNG|thumb|Euvoria Siren, the ultimate [[mary sue]]. Remember, you too can become an internet celebrity with [[Tracing|copy and paste]].]] specifically Princess Peach from [[Mario]], eating Koopas, that should fucking rip holes through her stomach because of the sharp spines. Take caution, his gallery will [[rape]] your eyes or cause you to become [[an hero]]. Most of the people who goes to his gallery [[fap]] to the flat-chested loli. [[Fail|Also, he is now sending out his ass-kissers AGAIN to vandalize this article.]] | ||
< | <s>http://kphoria.deviantart.com/journal/16230395/</s>BAWLEETED | ||
Here are two of Kphoria's response to this article. | Here are two of Kphoria's response to this article. | ||
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==After the Article== | ==After the Article== | ||
Of course, after this Article was made, Keith has made petitions and Basically, [[Butthurt | Of course, after this Article was made, Keith has made petitions and Basically, [[Butthurt]]ed his way into trying to get it removed, people have tried editing it, but fail miserably. He's sent his legion of [[Nazi]] [[furfag]] friends to spam and edit it as well, but they have also failed! Kphoria is just another [[Chris-Chan]], he wanks at furries, and goes batshit insane over young interdwebs girls. | ||
==Kphoria a thief?== | ==Kphoria a thief?== | ||
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==Aftermath of the deactivication== | ==Aftermath of the deactivication== | ||
Of course, like every other fanboy on this fucking planet, his fanboys | Of course, like every other fanboy on this fucking planet, his fanboys bawed and raeged over his deactivication because now they had no bases to draw off of because they suck dick at drawing :(. They claimed that they would have all the trolls that attacked him banhammered and removed from the internet. A white knight of his named Kaiju56monster caught on to this and proceeded to throw a bitch fit and claimed that he would avenge the death of Kphoria, but as we all know it failed, miserably. | ||
==Kaiju56monster== | ==Kaiju56monster== | ||
An | An unoriginal recolor artist decided the best way to avenge the death of the "Vore King" was to mirror his work, issue death threats to random people he hated, try to ally with Rosalina (no seriously), and apparently censor any comment that did not pat his ass and tell him how much of a hero he is. Later on however though he decided enough was enough and decided to deactivate his account, but CuringCancerComics claimed that he did this to avoid getting banned, something that is strictly against the TOS of DeviantArt. | ||
Kaiju came back December | Kaiju came back December 28, but he was the REAL cunningcancercomics all along! He released kphoria's info, which is in this article. | ||
==Fanart== | ==Fanart== | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
==External | ==External links== | ||
* {{dauser|kphoria|Kphoria on DevianTART}} (PLZ FLAME) THIS ACCOUNT IS FULL OF SHIT AND SICK STUFF | * {{dauser|kphoria|Kphoria on DevianTART}} (PLZ FLAME) THIS ACCOUNT IS FULL OF SHIT AND SICK STUFF | ||
* {{ytuser|Kphoria|Kphoria on YouTube}} (You have to be his friend before flaming) "the shittiest videos I've ever seen" | * {{ytuser|Kphoria|Kphoria on YouTube}} (You have to be his friend before flaming) "the shittiest videos I've ever seen" | ||
Revision as of 20:40, 25 July 2016
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Kphoria is your average vore fan who makes shitty videos out of MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker, and thinks they're the best things invented since sliced bread. He is very popular on YouTube because of his loli videos (all his little girls wear short skirts), and everyone can relate to his characters because they ALL LOOK THE SAME. Flaming him only results in him summoning his loyal army of fantards to return the favor.
Pesonal Info
On December 28, people got ahold of kphoria's info.
Name: Keith Richard Arnold
Phone number: (905) 358-3338
Address A: 4694 Zimmerman Ave Rear
Address B: Niagara Falls, ON L2E3M6
Email: [email protected]
On Youtube
Kphoria's videos consists of the same plot - some little girl or furry is hungry, so they pick up some helpless jailbait and swallow her in one bite. He receives much praise, yet his fans do not realize how repetitive and fucking awful his work is.
Because of this,
His ego has risen so high, he might as well be in the top ten percent of YouTube. Beware, since he's the King of the World, he might block your comments and send you a message telling you are in the Blockhead Legion of YouTube, and whine to his friends about how he is deeply hurt by the trolling.
Your typical Kphoria videos:
Previous Video | Next Video
OMG RORIKON!!1!!
OMG RORIKON!!1!!
OMG RORIKON!!1!!
OMG RORIKON!!1!!
OMG RORIKON!!1!!
OMG RORIKON!!1!!
OMG RORIKON!!1!!
ThatFheWuck
Last Thursday ThatFheWuck, a 16 year old girl, decided to troll Kphoria thinking it would be TOTALLY FUNNY, and she would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for Kphoria's cock-suckers. Though her videos were all unfunny and pointless, they offended the entire vore community.
—seventhslayer, assaulting your eyes with tl;dr text blocks and srs bsns. | ||
—Kernac at Eka's Portal, dividing by zero | ||
It probably motivated ThatFheWuck to continue making hate videos, until she pissed off the entire forum to the point where they were seeking war on the internet. Srsly. After this, she created over 9000 videos on fixing Euvoria Siren, a Kphoria parody video, and threats to Eka's Portal. This was the point when they REALLY WANTED TO KILL THAT BITCH. Less than three days, ThatFheWuck got her well-deserved, underage B&, along with SholyHhit, CesusJuckingChrist, and Maklopdsisafailure.
The video that got everyone so worked up.
BFFs
One of Kphoria's BFFs is none other than #1 wanker Mikeroach113. When Mike was cornered by trolls, he bawwed to Kphoria, telling him the trolls were hackers. Kphoria and his cock-suckers went internet tough guy on the trolls, resulting in much lulz.
Another one is EvilReu, a weeaboo who really wants Kphoria to fuck him up the ass. He even made a poem for his lover:
—EvilReu, On being a Faggot. |
Moving on, EvilReu is a super genius, and blames ever thing on Drunkenlazybastard. Little does EvilReu know, he's just plain wrong and his art looks like shit.
Famous Quotes
—EvilReu needs to lay off the LSD. | ||
—Yeah, he's gay for Kphoria. | ||
—Holy shit guys, he's totally bad ass. | ||
On DeviantArt
His gallery is made up of sluts,
specifically Princess Peach from Mario, eating Koopas, that should fucking rip holes through her stomach because of the sharp spines. Take caution, his gallery will rape your eyes or cause you to become an hero. Most of the people who goes to his gallery fap to the flat-chested loli. Also, he is now sending out his ass-kissers AGAIN to vandalize this article.
http://kphoria.deviantart.com/journal/16230395/BAWLEETED
Here are two of Kphoria's response to this article.
—Kphoria, on nagging over a 'personal' problem. | ||
—Kphoria,, being butthurt, and crying about how his videos are too good to be made fun of. | ||
After the Article
Of course, after this Article was made, Keith has made petitions and Basically, Butthurted his way into trying to get it removed, people have tried editing it, but fail miserably. He's sent his legion of Nazi furfag friends to spam and edit it as well, but they have also failed! Kphoria is just another Chris-Chan, he wanks at furries, and goes batshit insane over young interdwebs girls.
Kphoria a thief?
As time went on, an unfunny parody artist by the name of CuringCancerComics caught on to the fact that he might have been stealing from an 8th grader. He claimed that he stole bases from another website and used them in his shitty windows movie maker animations. Knowing Kphoria like we do now, he decided to coward his way out and eventually got banned from Eka's portal thanks to his unoriginality. His YouTube account is still intact however, but the creator of the bases that he stole claimed that he would have them removed.
Aftermath of the deactivication
Of course, like every other fanboy on this fucking planet, his fanboys bawed and raeged over his deactivication because now they had no bases to draw off of because they suck dick at drawing :(. They claimed that they would have all the trolls that attacked him banhammered and removed from the internet. A white knight of his named Kaiju56monster caught on to this and proceeded to throw a bitch fit and claimed that he would avenge the death of Kphoria, but as we all know it failed, miserably.
Kaiju56monster
An unoriginal recolor artist decided the best way to avenge the death of the "Vore King" was to mirror his work, issue death threats to random people he hated, try to ally with Rosalina (no seriously), and apparently censor any comment that did not pat his ass and tell him how much of a hero he is. Later on however though he decided enough was enough and decided to deactivate his account, but CuringCancerComics claimed that he did this to avoid getting banned, something that is strictly against the TOS of DeviantArt.
Kaiju came back December 28, but he was the REAL cunningcancercomics all along! He released kphoria's info, which is in this article.
Fanart
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Add pixplzkthnx to Kphoria Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix. |
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A parody of one Zeriara did for Snapesnogger -
This is for Kphoria's Spaminator contest. -
KPHORIA'S ASSBURGERS CONFIRMED -
I DON'T KNOW.
External links
Kphoria on DevianTART (PLZ FLAME) THIS ACCOUNT IS FULL OF SHIT AND SICK STUFF
Kphoria on YouTube (You have to be his friend before flaming) "the shittiest videos I've ever seen"- THE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL
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Kphoria is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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