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''"Ongezellig" redirects here. Because [[nobody]] is talking about the [[Dutch]] [[cartoon]] [[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS|inside the ED]].''<br> | |||
''"/qa/" also redirects here. [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]''<br> | |||
''"Soyjak" and also redirects here. Because it's just is, ok?'' | |||
[[File:Sharty summation.png|800px|center]] | [[File:Sharty summation.png|800px|center]] | ||
{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image: | {{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:ShartyFavicon.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet|homepage=[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party] | ||
[https:// | <s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s> | ||
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party''' and a plethora of other names such as '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''' and so on, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger| | [https://soyjak.st/ soyjak.st]}} | ||
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party''' and a plethora of other names such as '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''' and so on, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|{{Glow|Kolyma Network}}]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired. | |||
Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot". | Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot". | ||
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===/qa/=== | ===/qa/=== | ||
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES! | Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES! | ||
===/q/=== | ===/q/=== | ||
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or | or | ||
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW | >ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW | ||
===/raid/=== | ===/raid/=== | ||
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th. | Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th. | ||
And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. <sup class="noexcerpt"><abbr title="Needs fact-checkin...ACK!">''<nowiki>[</nowiki>They just did! ok!<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</abbr></sup> | |||
Exclusive in <s>soyak.party</s> soyjak.st | |||
===/hobby/=== | ===/hobby/=== | ||
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily." | "This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily." | ||
-nudev, 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42 | -Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42 | ||
a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board. | a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board. | ||
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>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU | >JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU | ||
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.). | Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.). | ||
===/a/=== | ===/a/=== | ||
Tranime. Thats about it. | Tranime. Thats about it. | ||
===/pol/ and /int/=== | ===/pol/ and /int/=== | ||
tl;dr americans vs everyone else | tl;dr americans vs everyone else | ||
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===/nate/=== | ===/nate/=== | ||
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed. | Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed. | ||
==Sister sites== | ==Sister sites== | ||
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A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))). | A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))). | ||
===Jakparty.soy=== | ===Jakparty.soy=== | ||
{{Breakingnews|[https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html GEEEEEEEEEEG IT'S FINALLY DEAD] (Archives: {{archive|o6rib|1}} {{wayback|https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html|20240904135747|title=2}} {{ghostarchive|h0oNM|3}})}} | |||
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL | <s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL | ||
===Soygem.party=== | ===Soygem.party=== | ||
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself. | Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself. | ||
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==Owners== | ==Owners== | ||
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Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]]. | Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]]. | ||
===Kuz / Temuçin=== | ==={{Glow|Kuz}} / Temuçin=== | ||
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a | Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from {{Glow|[[Corruption|smart investments]]}} and {{Glow|[[Russia|good luck]]}}, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with {{Glow|[[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]]}} and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty. | ||
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]] | [[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]] | ||
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===Froot=== | ===Froot=== | ||
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD. | Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD. | ||
===Root=== | ===Root=== | ||
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes Ongezellig and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true. | Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes Ongezellig and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true. | ||
===NuAdmin=== | ===NuAdmin=== | ||
A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else. | <s>A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.</s> It's Root. | ||
==Jackbox raiding== | ==Jackbox raiding== | ||
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==Soyspeak== | ==Soyspeak== | ||
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]] | [[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]] | ||
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I ' | Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord." | ||
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit. | There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit. | ||
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild. | This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild. | ||
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*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/ | *Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/ | ||
*Keyed - based | *Keyed - based | ||
*Marge - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as leebait or something. | *[[Marge]] - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as [[Barneyfag|leebait]] [[Le 56 Face|or something.]] | ||
*Bumo - bump | *Bumo - bump | ||
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]] | *Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]] | ||
*'za - [[pizza]]. in another way, [[docs]]. | |||
*'nished - [[B&]] | |||
*[[Stonetoss|'toss]] - stonetoss | |||
===Phrases=== | ===Phrases=== | ||
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*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree | *x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree | ||
==How to prevent SoyGODS== | |||
[[File:i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me.mp4|400px|center]] | |||
Keep your eyes out, These alt-right will force you to do anything they want until they got the gold. | |||
If you know this already, Just [[SHUT IT DOWN]]. | |||
==Access SoyGODS IRC== | |||
If you visit the IRC page then says Port 6697.<br> | |||
The correct port is 6667. (Because Lazy [[Jannies]] didn't even try) | |||
==Soy also== | ==Soy also== | ||
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]] | [[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]] | ||
*[[Barneyfag]] | *[[Barneyfag]] | ||
*[[Discord]] | *[[Berryboy]] - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird! | ||
*[[Discord]] - You better use [[IRC]] already. | |||
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out. | *[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out. | ||
*[[Ebaumsworld]] | *[[Ebaumsworld]] | ||
*[[Foodistzen]] / [[Clay.party]] | |||
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol | *[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol | ||
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign. | |||
*[[MarioMan7890]] - [[namefagging]] [[lolcow]] | |||
*[[Newfaggotry]] | *[[Newfaggotry]] | ||
*[[Nikocado Avocado]] - Coinslot everywhere. | *[[Nikocado Avocado]] - Coinslot everywhere. | ||
*[[Soy boy]] | *[[Soy boy]] | ||
*[[Sproke]] - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg | |||
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1 | *[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1 | ||
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]] - You fucking hateful [[chud]]! | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*{{ws| | *{{ws|default favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/|Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures | ||
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https:// | *{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://soybooru.com/|SoyBooru}} | ||
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}} | *{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}} | ||
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.blog/|Soyjak.blog}} | |||
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}} | *{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}} | ||
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}} | **{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}} | ||
*{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}} | *<s>{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}</s> | ||
{{Portals|chans|trolls|websites}} | {{Portals|chans|trolls|websites|irc}} | ||
{{Dying_Alone}} | {{Dying_Alone}} | ||
{{Altright}} | {{Altright}} | ||
{{cancer|title=/qa/}} | |||
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[[Category:2020]] | [[Category:2020]] | ||
[[Category:Cliques]] | |||
Latest revision as of 15:36, 11 November 2024
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You WILL click on the burgers to eat the McDonalds menu or whatever |
This page is a gem.
"Ongezellig" redirects here. Because nobody is talking about the Dutch cartoon inside the ED.
"/qa/" also redirects here. The Cancer That Is Killing /b/
"Soyjak" and also redirects here. Because it's just is, ok?
| Foundation | September 19, 2020 |
| Major Boards | /soy/, /qa/, /q/ |
| Epic Wins | Constant raids across the internet |
| Website | soyjak.party soyjak.st |
Soyjak.party, better known as The 'Sharty or just The 'party and a plethora of other names such as bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site, Soyfag.sharty, The 'arty and so on, is a rapidly growing English-speaking *chan centered around soyjaks, with the belief that posting and making soyjaks (known as 'jakking among the users) is a worthwhile endeavor to be pursued, documented and discussed. Most of the userbase is underage, hence the nickname soyteens or 'teens. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by Soot as a joke, and was bought by Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as Kolyma Network, but ownership was later given to DOLL, after Kuz developed AIDS and retired.
Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".
—The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party |
Beginning and inception
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck /int/ board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.
/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.
Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.
Notable boards
/soy/
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million GET, reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from discord troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.
/qa/
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!
/q/
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like: >FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW or >CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT or >ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW
/raid/
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.
And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. [They just did! ok!]
Exclusive in soyak.party soyjak.st
/hobby/
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily." -Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42
a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.
/sude/
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me: >JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).
/a/
Tranime. Thats about it.
/pol/ and /int/
tl;dr americans vs everyone else
/nate/
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.
Sister sites
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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
Soyjak Wiki
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and funny inside jokes that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum) The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.
SoyBooru
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.
Soyjak.download
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
Jakparty.soy
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Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family. DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL
Soygem.party
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a booru and wiki. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.
Owners
Soot
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike you.
Kuz / Temuçin
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from smart investments and good luck, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with himself-appointed namefags and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
Doll
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his AIDS was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named Red, who in turn was revealed to be a tranny pedophile who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.
Max
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.
Froot
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to nigger music. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.
Root
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes Ongezellig and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.
NuAdmin
A faggot saying he wants to operate from the shadows and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else. It's Root.
Jackbox raiding
The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids small, technically inept streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:
Infiltration
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: r/markiplier). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.
Slowburn
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like troon or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the anal devastation that the channel is about to receive.
Chudding it up
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore hard and well-known slurs, swastikas and even the coinslot (soyjak.party slang for Nikocado Avocado's gaping anus) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, it is already too late.
Mopping up
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets B& by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.
All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.
Soyspeak
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord." There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit. This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
Terms
- Gem - good
- Coal - bad
- Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
- Gemerald/diamond - best
- Tanzanite - the best
- Dust - worse
- Brimstone - worst
- Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
- Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
- Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
- 'cord - discord
- 4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
- Chud - right winger
- 'cado - nikocado avocado
- Coinslot - the former's spread anus
- Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
- CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
- 'p - child porn
- 'zellig/Ongezellig - dutch tranime. some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
- Cheese/lee/barney - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a vendetta against children's shows
- Tsmt - this, so much this
- ID'd - good
- IV'd - bad
- Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
- Keyed - based
- Marge - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as leebait or something.
- Bumo - bump
- Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: extremely controversial fact
- 'za - pizza. in another way, docs.
- 'nished - B&
- 'toss - stonetoss
Phrases
- Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this
- Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive
- Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.
- Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases
- Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases
- <>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS
- How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used
- You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod
- x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree
How to prevent SoyGODS
Keep your eyes out, These alt-right will force you to do anything they want until they got the gold. If you know this already, Just SHUT IT DOWN.
Access SoyGODS IRC
If you visit the IRC page then says Port 6697.
The correct port is 6667. (Because Lazy Jannies didn't even try)
Soy also
- Barneyfag
- Berryboy - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
- Discord - You better use IRC already.
- Doxing - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
- Ebaumsworld
- Foodistzen / Clay.party
- Frenschan - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol
- Giggly Goonclown - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign.
- MarioMan7890 - namefagging lolcow
- Newfaggotry
- Nikocado Avocado - Coinslot everywhere.
- Soy boy
- Sproke - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
- Wojak - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
- You Will Never Be A Woman - You fucking hateful chud!
External links
Soyjak Wiki – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
SoyBooru- Soyjak.download
- Soyjak.blog
Video archive
- Soyjak Editor
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Sources [+]
4chan fgt hat day ♦ 9fags ♦ Angyl ♦ Attention Whores ♦ Bronies ♦ Camwhores ♦ Children ♦ Combofags ♦ Doing it for free ♦ Drawhores ♦ Eternal September ♦ Furries ♦ Gaiafags ♦ Hatefags ♦ iFags ♦ /mlp/ ♦ Memefags ♦ Mods ♦ Moralfags ♦ m00t and his final act of selling out ♦ Newfags ♦ Le Redittors ♦ Sagefags ♦ Samefags ♦ Shitposters ♦ Tripfags ♦ TikTok |
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Symptoms [+]
7 Proxies ♦ Autism ♦ Caturday Nap ♦ Checking In ♦ Combo ♦ C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER ♦ Drama Prairie Dog ♦ DSFARGEG ♦ Everyone Get In Here ♦ #fortune ♦ Flood Detected ♦ GET ♦ Godly Luck ♦ Hai Guy ♦ I Don't Roll That Way ♦ My /b/ face ♦ Naked banana ♦ Name my band ♦ Post ending in (x) gets to name my (x) ♦ Prove Me Wrong ♦ Roll Call ♦ The Game ♦ Trying Too Hard | |
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Forced Memes [+]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♦ Andy Sixx ♦ Apples Bear ♦ Ayy lmao ♦ Balki ♦ Big Dog ♦ Chud ♦ Condom Snorting ♦ Deez Nuts ♦ Dental Plan ♦ Desu ♦ Dick Butt ♦ Family Guy Funny Moments ♦ FUCK YEAH SEAKING ♦ HNNNNNNGGGGG ♦ Isn't Dallas in California? ♦ I Took an Arrow in the Knee ♦ Jack Spicer ♦ Lanky Kong ♦ Milhouse ♦ My Little Pony ♦ Nyoro~n ♦ Random Album Art ♦ Rickroll ♦ Rita ♦ Sneed's Feed & Seed ♦ So cash ♦ Tape dick ♦ THE BEST ♦ Uncle Dolan ♦ WHEN I WAS ♦ Wew lad ♦ Woll Smoth ♦ X intensifies ♦ You Laugh, You Lose | |
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Treatment [+]
4chan Gold Account ♦ An hero ♦ Alexander-sama ♦ Bring Back Snacks ♦ The Caturday Revival ♦ The Chemo That Is Curing /b/ ♦ DO IT FAGGOT ♦ Facepalm ♦ Gb2 ♦ In before X ♦ Incontinent Student Bodies ♦ Oldfag Sage Collective ♦ and most importantly... Original Content |