The Caturday Nap
—moot, Caturday |
The Caturday Nap refers to October 20th, 2007, when Anonymous seemingly dropped a hit of acid and/or divided by zero. Cries of "OMGWTFHAX!!1!" rang out through the Internets faster than Swirl Face from Chris Hansen, as 4chan was down, and 7chan was, well... FUCKED!
Fallout
As sleepy /b/tards awoke from your mothers' beds, (leaving $2.fiddy in quarters wrapped in a used rubber on the night stand) bricks were shat when they realized 4chan wouldn't load.
In a mild panic from spontaneous knicker twisting, (after all, they'd spent all week thinking up hilarious snaps to throw into Saturday's ritual and numerous Eurofag vs Americunt "debates") they freaked-the-fuck out when they realized they were on their own and may have to spend the day IRL with NORPs who wouldn't understand anything they had to say (eg: NORP: "What time is it son?", /b/tard: "LURK MOAR!") or who would call the police when they whipped out their cocks for cockpix whenever they saw a camera. Not to mention the fear of finally meeting Chris Hansen face-to-face.
Finding themselves so ronery without their fellow paedophile reprobates, they made a /b/ee-line for every other *chan on the Internets that they usually diss and generally consider inferior and the /b/astard offspring of the "vastly superior" motherchan.
Some also went back to Gaia (and hopefully will stay there) whilst others went to Wikichan, WikiFur and the 4chanarchive (which pulled the plug in sympathy with moot) to find their BFF Jill.
ED got swamped by the ones with the ability to string more than 4 DESUs together and they vented by putting over 9,000 templates all over the 4chan article saying exactly the same thing ("OMGZ...WTF...4chan has been V&! DESU!").
The smarter ones then figured out how to get on IRC and proceeded to fag up #4chan with all manner of speculation and PM moot with stupid questions about what kind of soup he was making.
CAUSE
Whenever 4chan is down or slow, OVER 9000 /b/tards flock to 7chan to catch up on any lulz they may have missed. Unfortunately, 7chan's servers are SHIT and cannot hold this influx, causing horrendous lag and occasional downtime. Normally, niggertits is back up in due time, and the repetitively futile cycle of Anonymous is allowed to continue.
On 10/19/07, 4chan went down due to moot literally unplugging the whole fucking site. After initial speculation that 4chan had finally been raided by the Party Van after the latest bomb threat emanating from the /b/owels, it was found that it was because of an HUEG LEIK XBOX DDoS attack from the faggots at Lulznet.
As put by Kirtaner, owner of 420chan:
THE SCOOP Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 07/10/20(Sat)15:18 No.59082
"I'm going to clear up a lot of bullshit right now.
4chan is down because of DDoS attacks, stemming from a bunch of guys that are angry that moot doesn't want to move #4chan to lulznet. That's it. That's all this shit is about. 4chan was not v&, it's not the GNAA, it's stupid IRC drama. That is all."
That sure is some genuinely hardcore faggotry up thar!
- NOTE:When all this shit is over, we'll rape those fuckers harder than Stephanie in a bear den.
- COROLLARY: Even though all this shit happened last Thursday, Anonymous has taken no action, as chanocentric faggots have decided that their preferred chan is moar important than the well-being of Anonymous.
4chan's absence naturally led to 7chan getting lurked much moar.Throughout the day, 7chan would be up and down, and always slow as fuck, but nothing Anonymous hasn't experienced before. The next day however, when 4chan was still not up, Anonymous began to get anxious, as it was Caturday, and it was time to POAST SOME FUCKING CATS! Caturday only comes once a week, and Anonymous was horrified!
HOW FUCKED WAS IT?!
Finally, 7chan mods had enough, I asked if I could attach partyhard.css along with the penis snow. We agreed and it was added,
/b/ was turned into a fuckfest, if you will. The page background flashed red, blue, and yellow, all the letter "a"s in every post were turned into Missingno (
), the horizontal scroll and loading bars would constantly change length, a flash movie at the top of the page depicting two dinosaurs performing fellatio in the "69" position, and the song "Walk the Dinosaur" by some homos (Was(not was)). While the latter three are nothing new to 7chan, it should be noted that all that bullshit combined will fuck with you.
Many may think that this is what /b/ should be like. Well those people can go fuck themselves with a tuba, as it was impossible to post on any 7chan boards. After a few hours the img server redirected to Habbo's 404 page to reduce whining. Moderators pretty much ban anything related to 4chan's drama.
Status
- 10/21/07 1ish AM EST
7chan down, 4chan still down ;( ....
- 10/21/07 2ish AM EST
FUCK! 420chan /b/ flashing and has really annoying music, only a matter of time...
- 10/21/07 3ish AM EST
WIKICHAN IS DOWN TOO! YOU GOTTA BE SHITT'N ME!!!!!!
- 10/21/07 4ish AM EST
The internets have officially exploded.Lulznet's furfags continue to hax this article.
- 10/21/07 12ish PM EST
Article back up, lulznetfags got bored. 7chan slow as shit. Still no 4chan.... (from 7chan /b/):
Anonymous ## Admin ## 07/10/21(Sun)03:37 No. 1545112 Stickied
"Alright /b/ let me give you the lowdown on the server status.
The server is NOT down because of NIGGERTITS. I've personally been making sure the server accompanies our dark breasted visitors so we can later ban them when they make themselves known without inconveniencing us. What IS causing the server downtime seems to be some nicely sized DDoS attack. I'm in the process of tracing it and potentially ending it. Have faith /b/rothers."
- 10/21/07 3ish PM EST
Holy fuck, 7chan delinked and declared war on Lulzet! Lulznet, no longer DDoSing 4chan, is now DDoSing the 7chan IRC to combat 7chan's really really sad attempted to DDoS them. Moot is still making soup. Read Moar!
- 10/21/07 8ish PM EST
7chan IRC has been down for hours, and 7chan was about to be flooded when the DDoS took hold very fast, and so it's gone. To redirect DDoS attacks, http://7chan.org now redirects to Habbo, not that it matters as the attackers are hitting the server's IPs and they probably unplugged them like the soup loving moot did. So 420chan is the only living chan of any decency. Anonymous has grown too powerful! They're destroying their creators! My god they are everywhere- holy shit they're right behind you!
- 10/21/07 10ish PM EST
Massive Habbo Invasion due to 7chan's redirection. POOLS CLOSED DUE TO DDOS!
- 10/22/07 2ish AM EST
Moot is still consuming his soup. From the looks of things, he has a long ways to go before he gets done.
- 10/22/07 3ish AM EST
Some members of /b/ have started gathering on rockstararmy.com; Some /b/tard went to numerous surviving chans, and requested that anyone able and willing meet there to plan a counter-attack; The Freechan eventually deleted the thread and banned the /b/atriot who originated it... a transcript of it can be found here (http://pastebin.com/f79e75a7b) may this live on as proof that /b/ was still warlike, even in its roughest hours
- 10/22/07 4ish AM EST
Freechan has been knocked off the face of the internet.
- 10/22/07 4ish AM EST
Freechan has returned, alive and well after the scariest 15 minutes /b/ has seen in a while, it's regrouping nearly scattered
- 10/22/07 5ish AM EST
/b/-tard who posted the battle cry for all to assemble at Freechan is banned from freechan because they fear LULZNET... freechan's only chance to become a frequented website given up for no real reason
- 10/22/07 5ish AM EST
4Chan is back up! All boards currently inaccessible.
- 10/22/07 5ish AM EST
Strangely, 7chan also returns around the same time as well. Details from /b/:
- 10/22/07 23ish AM CST
It was lies. 4chan is dead cause moots soup is forever.
- 10/22/07 12ish pm CST
Habbo Raid in 2hrs. 4-down 7-down Life-Down
- 10/22/07 12 and a halfish pm CST
Habbo Raid in 1hr 30min. 4-Down 7-Down Life-Down
- 10/22/07 2 and a halfish pm CST
Habbo Raid in at 3:30 PM EST 4-Down 7-Up
- 10/22/07 5 and a halfish pm EST
Habbo Raid in at 7:30 PM EST 4-Down 7-Up
Anonymous ## Admin ## 07/10/22(Mon)04:25 No. 1545792 Stickied
"Alright /b/ here's the straight poop.
That DDoS we told you about earlier? Well we kind of got it contained, then our hosts decided to null route our account to fix it their own way before we could stop it ourselves. The great spicatron p4ch3c0 sent our hosts an email, and they didn't reply, so I got the genius idea to call them via skypeout (no way i'm calling germany over a landline), and they had it all online in a matter of minutes. TOO BAD MR SPIC REDIRECTED IT TO HABBO. So I used my steroid educed hacker skills to track down p4's phone number, call him up and wake him up (lol), and yelled "HEY SPIC GET ON IRC." He complied, fixed the DNS, and 7chan lives another day, thanks to me.
NIGGERTITTERS, you still aren't welcome, gb2/soup/"
- 10/22/07 3ish pm EST
Freechan mod that banned /b/tard for battlecry against LULZNET has been removed from freechan staff and said anon was unbanned.
- 10/22/07 6ish pm EST
Freechan being DDoS'd. Or maybe is it host failure again like earlier today. Anon holds breath. moot is still enjoying his soup. iichan also down, it is yet unknown however if it was actually ddos and not a slight gust of wind.
- 10/22/07 7 and a halfish pm EST
Freechan not being DDoS'd after all. The site is just slow and it's most likely the host. LULZNET seems to think Freechan is too insignificant to waste time DDoSing. Many anons still confused as to where to group. moot is still eating soup.
- 10/22/07 11ish pm EST
VICTORY! (plays legend of zelda theme)
- 10/23/07 12ish AM EST
FUCK!!!
FUCK!!!
- 10/23/07 5 and a halfish pm EST
Habbo Raid in at 7:30 PM EST 4-Down 7-Up
- 10/24/07 X and a halfish pm EST
the Lulznet is composed by 4 irc Servers :
irc.pwnt.cn [72.20.17.193] - You just got IRCrolled.
irc1.spn.cc [208.53.181.110]-TRULY EPIC LULZ
irc.raidchan.org [85.8.131.156]- IMMA MAKE YOU A FAGGOT!
irc2.SPN.cc [206.251.76.198]- TRULY EPIC LULZ
also there is irc.luk0r.net [208.113.167.119] - i guess thats why they call u guys partyvan ROFL (witch make it 5 and not 4...)
- 10/24/07 2 and a halfish pm EST
VICTORY!
Attack Of The Borg
- In the following "morality play", the part of unwarranted self-importance is played by Locutus_of_Lulz and the Soup Nazi is played by moot.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> We are Locutus of Anonymous <Locutus_of_Lulz> You will respond to our questions. <Locutus_of_Lulz> Your use of a public IRC netowrk is less efficent for Anonymous and to you. <Locutus_of_Lulz> We have established a large and stable network, just for Anonyous <Locutus_of_Lulz> Lulznet. <Locutus_of_Lulz> irc.lulz.net <Locutus_of_Lulz> aka irc.partyvan.org aka irc.lulzhost.net <Locutus_of_Lulz> It is the combined servers of many chans. <Locutus_of_Lulz> 7chan has joind, fapchan as well; 420chan will when they update their server software. <Locutus_of_Lulz> the /i/nsurgents built it off our several servers. <Locutus_of_Lulz> The Patriotic Nigras have added their servers. <Locutus_of_Lulz> Great things are afoot. <Locutus_of_Lulz> We will await your return <Locutus_of_Lulz> But we know that moving #4chan onto the central node is most efficent for all parties. <moots> not happening <moots> irc is stupid <moots> go away
Pretentious Anon, apathetic moot. Later, during the DDoS:
<Locutus_of_Loli> We do not wish to hinder the progress of 4chan <Locutus_of_Loli> But we must sadly attack until /b/ conforms to the will of Anonymous. <Locutus_of_Loli> We shall double the dataforce. <moots> uh okay <moots> i am going to go make soup now
The DDoS has stopped long ago, but moot is still off making soup and has not plugged 4chan back in.
Kakama
#insurgency <waawaa> oh hey trypta <ltlump> :V <SovietRussia> Kakama: You are not representing anybody but yourself <SovietRussia> Ever agian <SovietRussia> *again <Kakama> baaaaaawww ok <DivisionByZero> >_> =-= Mode #insurgency +I *!*@desu-21BBCBD3.org by waawaa =-= Mode #insurgency +e *!*@desu-21BBCBD3.org by waawaa <Kakama> ok, so yeah. no moar pr. |<-- ciper has left irc.lulz.net (Ping timeout) <ltlump> lol <Kakama> what do I do with [email protected] <ltlump> uhh <trypta> waawaa? <SovietRussia> Let it rot <NinjaNate> kill yourself with it <is0t0pe> rape it <ltlump> SPAM <SovietRussia> Stick it in your ass <Kakama> or how about no moar CP stuff. <ltlump> haha <SovietRussia> MORE CP STUFF <Kakama> We need SOMETHNG official. <Kakama> not that CP <SovietRussia> NO WE DON'T <Kakama> the Picard CP. <is0t0pe> MOAR CP <SovietRussia> MOAR CP <NinjaNate> we dont need anything official <waawaa> trypta! <ltlump> CP <ltlump> CP <NinjaNate> centralizing anonymous is retarded <Kakama> NOT CHILD P <Kakama> CAPTAIN P <Kakama> also sersiouly <Kakama> I was not the one who fucked up here. <is0t0pe> also cocks <Kakama> competly. <SovietRussia> But seriously <SovietRussia> You should STFU <waawaa> Kakama: This is not a public issue, lets not talk about it. <Kakama> OK. <FrizzleFry101> drama <Kakama> Now then <SovietRussia> Llama <evencoolerbeans> So, hi there. Kakama> on to moar important issues <SovietRussia> There's a dead girl <Kakama> #deviantart <SovietRussia> Go and rape <is0t0pe> Anne Frank? <NinjaNate> sexy time! <NinjaNate> "She should have showed these to the SS" <Luk0r> Kakama: do your representative stuff for that, because it's hilarious <Picatta> hey kakama is back <_Nami_> #roulette <steroids> *** CLICK *** <_Nami_> #roulette <NinjaNate> slow as balls <Kakama> ok <Kakama> we need to welcome people <NinjaNate> good job guys <Kakama> and make sure they all read topic <SovietRussia> Whoops. That might have been my Desu <Kakama> and do what they must <NinjaNate> make the topic "DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0" <Kakama> namly, DevianTart <SovietRussia> And the myspaec <Dart27> Kakama, squirl has a DevianTart. -->| Nihilanth ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency =-= Mode #insurgency +o Nihilanth by [FBI] <Kakama> *WB(Nihilanth)WB* - <Nihilanth> if PATRIC FUCKING STEWART was speaking out against this <Nihilanth> every geek on earth would be fucking ed-shirting against Tranquility Bay <Nihilanth> :awe: <Nihilanth> sorry I ahd to <Picatta> We're just waiting to start passwing out passes <Picatta> we already have them <NinjaNate> . /peer { /raw PRIVMSG $chan :0x01DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0 } |<-- Dart27 has left irc.lulz.net (Connection reset by peer) |<-- FrizzleFry101 has left irc.lulz.net (Connection reset by peer) |<-- CDRW has left irc.lulz.net (Connection reset by peer) <anony> KAKAMA IS BACK! <anony> KAKAMA IS BACK! <anony> KAKAMA IS BACK! <anony> KAKAMA IS BACK! <anony> KAKAMA IS BACK! =-= waawaa is now known as somesome =-= Mudkips is now known as trypta =-= Mode #insurgency +b *!*@desu-4E90D61C.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com by somesome =-= anony was booted from #insurgency by somesome (somesome) -->| CDRW ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency <Nihilanth> /timer 0 0 /say kakama is back <SovietRussia> Naw shit <Nihilanth> DO IT FAGGOT
moar kakama
|<-- somesome has left irc.lulz.net (Quit: ) -->| Dart27 ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency |<-- trypta has left irc.lulz.net (Quit: ) =-= Kakama has changed the topic to “/i/nsurgency, now with 75% less drama | Welcome to /i/. You know those cool 'hackers on steriods' what that got 20chan into the news? Do you want to be one of those? | Well it's your lucky day, just saddle on up and get ready | CURRENT TARGET: #DevianTart <-- join hannel to do the raid.” -->| trypta ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency -->| waawaa ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency =-= Mode #insurgency +o waawaa by [FBI] <Kakama> that means <Kakama> they think <Kakama> I am attacking <Nihilanth> ED thinks we're attacking them <Nihilanth> ED thinks we're attacking them <Nihilanth> ED thinks we're attacking them <Kakama> for some god-aweful reason <Nihilanth> :face palm: <ciper> how do you know? <Kakama> Tell feem or someone to tell them to shut up already -->| Deltantor ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency =-= Mode #insurgency +h Deltantor by [FBI] <Luk0r> <+Deltantor> DUDE, DONT YOU FUCKING GET IT, I LOVE HER! STOP BEING A DICK ABOUT IT, AND UNLIKE YOU MY IDEA OF LOVE ISNT BASED ON SEX, MORE LIKE TRUST, K JOSH? SO STFU <Nihilanth> I went to their irc <Nihilanth> and theyre like OMFGWTFBBQ <Kakama> and that the botnet is gone. <ciper> tell them to come here and ask us <Deltantor> http://www.zentu.net/open-space/paranoiawu0.jpg <CDRW> lulz <Kakama> idiots. <Kakama> whatever, I'm going to bed. <Luk0r> fucking ED <SovietRussia> Lol <SovietRussia> The caturday nap is doubling it's size as I'm trying to fix it <trypta> hay ciper <Luk0r> I don't know who's attacking ED, nor do I know who's attacking 4chan at the moment <Luk0r> srsly <ciper> trypta the drugfag! <ciper> i missed you <Luk0r> oh ED's up <trypta> I missed Gpeck <ciper> hows that maple suryup and hockey treatin ya? <trypta> but now he's back <trypta> And black. <trypta> and whacked full of crack <ciper> how do I shot +i #ed ? <Nihilanth> [22:34:58] [Nihilanth] ED isnt being attaked by /i/ <Nihilanth> [22:34:59] [Nihilanth] *Attacked <Nihilanth> [22:35:00] [@BURK] AND GOOD OLE BOYS WERE DRINKIN WHISKEY AND RYE <Nihilanth> [22:35:16] [@BURK] nihilanth, why do you continue to insult us <Nihilanth> wtf is this faggotry |<-- grnp has left irc.lulz.net (Connection reset by peer) <gpeck> crack sucks * D9 slaps Deltantor around a bit with a large trout * Deltantor stabs D9 with a large trout <gpeck> Oh, great. * ciper stabs a large trout with his penis =-= Kakama is now known as Anonymous01010 * ciper yiff yiff yiff =-= evencoolerbeans is now known as anonymousguy <Anonymous01010> people are under the impression <Anonymous01010> that I like being a namefag. <Anonymous01010> .down <Anonymous01010> fuck <ltlump> haha failure
Letters From The Front !
tl;dr, Anonymous does not forgive.
Trolling in the form of delicious copypasta!(all lies btw....)
tl;dr
Now this is a story all about how Moot's website flipturned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit and fap I'll tell you all about the story of the caturday nap On /i/rc we were born and raised Killing furfags is how we spent most of our days Chilling out relaxing closing the pool Listening to radio being all cool Till a couple of guys who were up to some lulz Said to moot "you're a faggot, your website is dull" There was just one attack and then moot got scared And said, I'm making some soup fags, from beans, beef and pears We pulled up to 7chan later that night And we made lotta nigras to take on Habbo's fight Then we stopped all DDOSes we were finally through But moot's still eating soup cause he's a faggot like you.
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