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File:CreepyMaquin.jpg|Horrific [[fanart]] from Jim Carrey. {{archive|mAxLr}} | File:CreepyMaquin.jpg|Horrific [[fanart]] from Jim Carrey. {{archive|mAxLr}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 17:54, 30 October 2021
Jakelin Ameí Rosmery Caal Maquin was a 7-year-old Guatemalan loli who was forced by her father, 29-year-old Nery Gilberto Caal Cuz, to join the 2018 Illegal Immigrants Invade America Parade and travel over 1700 miles across the treacherous region known as Mexico with the intention of jumping over a fence into New Mexico and illegally entering the Jewnited States of Americunts. Unfortunately for Jakelin, her neglectful father forgot to adequately water and feed the little runt while she was busy dying of heatstroke and sepsis that had resulted from an untreated infection.
Within 48 hours of illegally entering the United States and being detained by the U.S. Border Patrol, young Jakelin Amal Clooney Rosemary's Baby Cthulhu Mannequin was 100% fucking dead in an El Paso, Texas, hospital where the kind Border Patrol agents had taken her after noticing that slightly more than the average number of vultures were circling over her head. Naturally, before Jakelin's corpse even had a chance to get fingered by a sick fuck medical examiner, (((der lügenpresse))) had already jumped on the story with salacious headlines that implied that Jakelin's death was somehow caused by the U.S. Border Patrol who attempted to save her life and not by her father's bloody obvious neglect.
In Nery's defense, most Guatemalans are too fucking stupid to be able to comprehend that Mexico, despite being planet Earth's gaping butthole, still has food, water and medical facilities that can potentially save the life of a dying child – or, at the very least, put them out of their misery much faster.
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Jakelin's grandfather, Domingo Caal, holding a horribly Photoshopped iPhone.
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Jakelin's mother, Claudia Maquin, holding a slightly less horribly Photoshopped iPhone.
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ARREST NERY CAAL
See Also
External Links
- #JusticeforJakelin - Where you should go to demand Nery Caal's arrest.
- Jakelin Amei Rosmery Caal Maquin's death at the Mexico border is NBC's fault, not her father's
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