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{{Ibhead|<big>'''David Kozák'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''David Kozák'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|12 August 1999}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[Dream|August 12, 1999]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|21 December 2023 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 21, 2023 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Czech]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniCzechflag.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Czech]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 17, injured 25}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 17, injured 25}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
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==Lore==
==Lore==


[[File:KozákID.jpg|thumb|260px|[[Forced meme|Clearly, you don't own an air fryer.]]]]Born in [[shithole|Hostouň]] only a few months after the [[Columbine|homos at Colorado had their showdown]], David was characterized as a [[nerd|bright young man]] with a completely [[insane|normal and responsible]] interest in firearms, something not too rare in slavic shitholes. As a kid, he [[Mikhail Pivnev|tried sniping his loli sister with an air rifle]], but managed to [[epic win|get away with it, convincing his dad it was just an accident]]. At the time of the sh00ting, he was studying [[Shit nobody cares about|Polish history]] at Charles University in Prague. He was actually characterized as a really good student, even winning awards for his groundbreaking thesis. Of course, he decided to throw it all away in exchange for [[Mass Shooting|15 minutes of fame]]. [[Truth|Many such cases!]]
[[File:KozákID.jpg|thumb|260px|[[Forced meme|Clearly, you don't own an air fryer.]]]]Born in [[shithole|Hostouň]] only a few months after the [[Columbine|homos at Colorado had their showdown]], David was characterized as a [[nerd|bright young man]] with a completely [[insane|normal and responsible]] interest in firearms, something not too rare in slavic shitholes. As a kid, he [[Mikhail Pivnev|tried sniping his loli sister with an air rifle]], but managed to [[epic win|get away with it, convincing his dad it was just an accident]]. At the time of the sh00ting, he was studying [[Shit nobody cares about|Polish history]] at Charles ([[Charles Whitman|Whitman]]) University in Prague. He was actually characterized as a really good student, even winning awards for his groundbreaking thesis. Of course, he decided to throw it all away in exchange for [[Mass Shooting|15 minutes of fame]]. [[Truth|Many such cases!]]


Kozák's [[Beard|female friend]], known as "Alice", was worried about his mental state, noticing his constant [[suicide|suicidal tendencies]] mostly caused by academic stress. She forced him to visit numerous psychologists, who were able to witness firsthand how his intentions progressed more and more towards a murderous plot against [[Your Mom|his parents]] and random strangers. Psychiatrists in the Czech Republic are required to send their medical reports to the patient's general practitioner (which would thwart our hero's intention at legally buying guns), so David didn't tell him the name of his general practitioner. Thus, [[Epic Win|no report was sent]]. The only health-related information shared to the practitioner (in order for him to write a report for the gun license) was that [[LOL|David must wear glasses when using firearms]]. According to a post-mortem psychological evaluation, Kozák was a "[[You|schizoid with narcissistic and antisocial traits]]" and had "[[Genius|a very solid IQ]]".
Kozák's [[Beard|female friend]], known as "Alice", was worried about his mental state, noticing his constant [[suicide|suicidal tendencies]] mostly caused by academic stress. She forced him to visit numerous psychologists, who were able to witness firsthand how his intentions progressed more and more towards a murderous plot against [[Your Mom|his parents]] and random strangers. Psychiatrists in the Czech Republic are required to send their medical reports to the patient's general practitioner (which would thwart our hero's intention at legally buying guns), so David didn't tell him the name of his general practitioner. Thus, [[Epic Win|no report was sent]]. The only health-related information shared to the practitioner (in order for him to write a report for the gun license) was that [[LOL|David must wear glasses when using firearms]]. According to a post-mortem psychological evaluation, Kozák was a "[[You|schizoid with narcissistic and antisocial traits]]" and had "[[Genius|a very solid IQ]]".


Being the [[sick fuck]] that he is, in his free time, he [[Weeb|liked to watch animus]] and jerked off to [[Necrophilia|zombie and corpse]]-themed [[JAV|Jap porn]].
Being the [[sick fuck]] that he is, in his free time, he [[Weeb|liked to watch animus]] and jerked off to [[Necrophilia|zombie and corpse]]-themed [[Hentai|Jap porn]]. It also has been noted that [[Dream]] and Kozak have never been seen in the same room together


==The Plan==
==The Plan==
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His [[grandmother]] gifted him [[At least 100|around 13,000]] dollars, which, combined with a shitload of money he had saved up already and money he was earning at his airport job would help finance his mass murder. Despite telling several friends about his gun purchases and even warning "Alice" about how he "started exercising" as he will "have to carry heavy bags in a month or two", [[noone]] actually cared enough to intervene.  
His [[grandmother]] gifted him [[At least 100|around 13,000]] dollars, which, combined with a shitload of money he had saved up already and money he was earning at his airport job would help finance his mass murder. Despite telling several friends about his gun purchases and even warning "Alice" about how he "started exercising" as he will "have to carry heavy bags in a month or two", [[noone]] actually cared enough to intervene.  


Despite living in [[Europe|Eurocuckistan]], David had a [[Gun control|legal gun license]] and owned [[Overkill|four semi-automatic pistols, a semi-automatic rifle and a shotgun]], all of which would be used in his reach for the [[High Score]]. Given this impressive arsenal, you'd expect him to manage to pwn [[at least 100]] frags and defeat Sir [[Anders]]' rightful place, but he didn't count on the [[cops|pigs]] reaching the rooftop so quickly.
Despite living in [[Europe|Eurocuckistan]], David had a [[Gun control|legal gun license]] and owned [[Awesome|four semi-automatic pistols, a semi-automatic rifle and a shotgun]], all of which would be used in his reach for the [[High Score]]. Given this impressive arsenal, you'd expect him to manage to pwn [[at least 100]] frags and defeat Sir [[Anders]]' rightful place, but he didn't count on the [[cops|pigs]] reaching the rooftop so quickly.


==Loadout==
==Loadout==
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|[[File:SniperGhostWarrior.mp4|center|640x360px]]'''The whole shabang'''
|[[File:PragueShooting1.mp4|center|640x360px]]'''Footage of our boy David's [[Charles Whitman|Rooftop sniping]]'''
|[[File:PragueShooting1.mp4|center|640x360px]]'''Footage of our boy David's [[Charles Whitman|Rooftop sniping]]'''
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|[[File:PragueShooting2.mp4|center|640x360px]]'''Zoomed in and subtitled'''
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[[File:PragueShootingHidingStudents.jpg|thumb|400px|Funny fact: One of these jits [[LOL|fell off and fucking died while hiding from him]]]]
[[File:PragueShootingHidingStudents.jpg|thumb|400px|Funny fact: One of these jits [[LOL|fell off and fucking died while hiding from him]]]]
[[File:KozákPolice.jpg|thumb|250px|Pigs breaking into the school mere seconds before David [[An Hero|got away with it]]!]]
[[File:KozákPolice.jpg|thumb|250px|Pigs breaking into the school mere seconds before David [[An Hero|got away with it]]!]]
On 15 December 2023, David shot dead a 32-year-old man and his two-month old daughter in the Klánovice Forest, taking great care to take out his phone's SIM card, wear plain clothes and use a different type of glasses from the ones he normally used so as not to be tracked down. This was, of course, mental preparation for finally becoming a mass murderer. After the double murder, David was one of about 4,000 different suspects in the case, though the cops didn't manage to question him in time for the attack.
[[File:KookyKozak.jpg|thumb|300px]]
On 15 December 2023, David shot dead a 32-year-old man and his two-month old daughter in the Klánovice Forest, taking great care to take out his phone's SIM card, wear plain clothes and use a different type of glasses from the ones he normally used so as not to be tracked down. This was, of course, mental preparation for finally becoming a mass murderer. After the double murder, David was one of about 4,000 different suspects in the case, [[Win|though the cops didn't manage to question him in time for the attack]].


Six days later, on 21 December, David finally decided to [[School Shooting|make this world a better place]] and [[Adam Lanza|murdered his father at his home in before travelling to his desired target]]: Faculty of Arts in Charles University in Prague. There, he opened fire on students and faculty [[Cho|with two semi-automatic pistols]], killing 13 people and wounding 22 others, also firing at police and bystanders from the balcony, wounding three. One more died by jumping off the building. After [[Salvador Ramos|20 minutes of god-knows-what tomfuckery, the cops finally decided to break into the school]], where David went for a surprise [[shotgun mouthwash]].  
Six days later, on 21 December, David finally decided to [[School Shooting|make this world a better place]] and [[Adam Lanza|murdered his father at his home in before travelling to his desired target]]: Faculty of Arts in Charles University in Prague. There, he opened fire on students and faculty [[Cho|with two semi-automatic pistols, one in each hand]], killing 13 people and wounding 22. After this, he climbed up to the top of the Uni and started sniping n00bs from the balcony, injuring three more. [[LOL WUT|One retard died by jumping off the building to try and escape]]. After [[Salvador Ramos|20 minutes of god-knows-what tomfuckery, the cops finally decided to break into the school]], where David went for a surprise [[shotgun mouthwash]].  


When the cops searched his home, they found a letter in which he confessed to the forest murders and cited his motive as [[Edgy|revenge on society]] as the attacker [[Emo|felt misunderstood]]. David's attack is the deadliest mass murder in Czech history, earning him his national [[highscore]].
When the cops searched his home, they found a letter in which he confessed to the forest murders and cited his motive as [[Edgy|revenge on society]] as the attacker [[Emo|felt misunderstood]]. [[Epic Win|David's attack is the deadliest mass murder in Czech history]], earning him his national [[high score]].
 
Anyways, '''this is what the letter read:'''
{{Story|
{{quote|I, the undersigned, would like to confess in this letter to the commission of the double murder on Friday, December 15, in Klánovice Forest. I committed the act fully aware and conscious, without any assistance from another person in the planning or execution of the crime.
 
In the following lines, I would like to describe the timeline of my activities before, during, and after the crime itself, to support my statement with real evidence.
 
I arrived in Klánovice after two o’clock in the afternoon by train on line S1 from Masaryk Station and continued down Slavětínská Street further into the village. Before my arrival, I took certain measures to make it more difficult to be identified as the perpetrator, although I am not certain what, if any, effect they had.
 
First, during my journey through Prague to Masaryk Station, I removed my SIM card from my phone, planning to navigate the area using the offline app MAPS.ME, which I found sufficient for this purpose. I also wore the most ordinary and inconspicuous clothing without any distinctive features to make it harder for any potential witnesses to identify me. The greatest concern I personally had was my rather ill-chosen brown-beige backpack, which, in contrast to the rest of my appearance, stood out like a sore thumb and was easily identifiable on cameras; I realized this mistake only once on-site, leaving no room to correct it. Another issue was that due to my personal incompetence, I was unable to adapt to wearing contact lenses, so I had to go with glasses, which again made me potentially stand out from other passersby. I tried to partially compensate for this handicap by combing my hair deeply over my forehead and wearing thin-rimmed glasses that I do not usually wear and in which I am not pictured in any official photographs.
 
After arriving at the train station, I continued on foot down Slavětínská Street, turned right at the intersection with Lochenická, and headed into the forest. Near the Municipal Police station, I turned left, then at the intersection with V Soudní Street, I turned right again. I entered the forest through one of the trails near the intersection with Plačická Street, though I can’t recall the exact location.
 
After wandering the forest for a while, I managed to reach the main path near the children’s playground at Na vojenské. At the playground at that time, there was a woman with two children. Since I was already quite frustrated by wandering the forest and not encountering a living soul despite the pleasant weather, I decided to take a risk and chose this group as my target. The number of individuals, however, made me quite uneasy, as I was armed only with a small-caliber Beretta 71 equipped with a silencer. I was uncertain whether eight shots from a .22 caliber would be sufficient, given my poor marksmanship, to kill all involved, so I decided to switch to a heavier caliber, specifically a silenced Glock 45, which I had in reserve in my backpack. I positioned myself on the side of the playground at the edge of a forest trail and, hidden, I tried to load the gun and attach the silencer as quickly as possible. It must be said that I was not doing well.
 
When I was finally ready, I noticed a man with a stroller heading towards the playground, followed by a dog running freely. The man then stopped in front of the playground he turned left, left the main path, and continued further into the forest along a trail. I assessed this individual as a much easier target than the woman with the children and, equipped with the silenced weapon wrapped in a plastic bag, I followed him. At first, I stayed on a parallel trail, then I crossed over to the same path the man was walking on. I followed him at close range (no more than five meters) for a while until we reached a junction of forest paths, and the man was about to turn left. At that moment, I raised my weapon and fired several shots in quick succession from a distance of no more than one or two meters.
 
I have to say that at that moment, I panicked slightly. My expectation was that I would fire two shots, the man would drop as if cut down, and it would be over. Instead, the man stopped in his tracks, slowly turned to face me, looked at me confusedly as if he couldn’t believe the situation he was in, and in some imaginary attempt at self-defense, he tried to cover his face with his hands and collapsed to the ground in slow motion. Throughout this time, I continued to fire, primarily aiming at his head. I honestly don’t know how many times I hit him, but judging by the subsequent inspection of the magazine after the act, I can say that I fired eight shots at the man himself. I did not see the child during the entire incident, as the stroller’s basket was covered with a protective insert, presumably against the cold. I fired two shots into the stroller and did not concern myself further with the child. I left the man’s dog alone.
 
I then fled deeper into the forest. When I believed I was far enough away, I stopped, hid the weapon in my backpack, and continued in the direction I thought was south. By some bizarre coincidence, I ended up at the same spot near the playground from where I had initially followed the man; this time, however, there was a different woman with another child, and an adult man was walking along the main path. I crossed the main path and continued on a forest trail heading south, but after a while, I decided to turn into the forested area and continued in this manner until I reached another main path, which led me to Štamberk. Here, I encountered a couple with a stroller, whom I passed, and I continued along the railway embankment towards Úvaly, trying to find a suitable underpass. I noticed that the couple with the stroller was walking along a path parallel to the embankment, and the thought crossed my mind to attempt to eliminate them as well, but the sound of sirens in the distance eventually convinced me not to push my luck and leave them alone. Upon reaching the underpass, I continued along the forest path back towards Klánovice. At the level of Štamberk, I turned left and continued straight until I reached the intersection of Hodkovská and Velimská Streets. I continued down Velimská until I reached the main road near the Sídliště Rohožník bus stop, from where I took a bus to the train station in Klánovice and left the area again by the S1 train line, which arrived sometime between four and a quarter to five in the afternoon; I do not recall the exact time. I stored the murder weapon, along with the backpack used during the act and other weapons in my personal possession, in a sealed plastic box at the back of the property at my residence: Jenečská 361, Hostouň.
 
All my weapons, including the murder weapon, were legally owned. I acquired my firearms license specifically for the purpose of committing murder. Honestly, despite my lack of technical skills, I found the tests required to obtain a firearms license significantly easier than those for a driver’s license.
 
I did not know my victim; we had never crossed paths. I entered the forest with the intent to kill, and frankly, I would have shot anyone who happened to cross my path at the opportune moment.
 
To conclude, I have a small personal request. For personal reasons, I do not wish to be buried in the family tomb. I would like my remains to be anonymously scattered at an unknown location after cremation, so I can peacefully disappear from the face of the earth and leave nothing behind. The costs for cremation are included in the enclosed envelope. If the amount is insufficient, I deeply apologize.
 
To the officers of the Czech Police, with respect,
 
Signed, Kozák|'''[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/itxeel98.pdf Tl;dr faggot]'''}}}}


==List of frags pwned==
==List of frags pwned==
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{{GradedScore|[[Nikolas Cruz|17]]|Not bad at all, though I did expect a higher payout from so many guns|8|Learn how to aim better retard|10|Generic school shooter, you only get bonus points for being original enough to do it outside of the US|10|Caused plenty of butthurt in Czechia, the rest of the world moved on in a day|20|For getting to the top 50 and becoming An Hero|65|C+|Czech it out!}}
{{GradedScore|[[Nikolas Cruz|17]]|Not bad at all, though I did expect a higher payout from so many guns|8|Learn how to aim better retard|10|Generic school shooter, you only get bonus points for being original enough to do it outside of the US|10|Caused plenty of butthurt in Czechia, the rest of the world moved on in a day|20|For getting to the top 50 and becoming An Hero|65|C+|Czech it out!}}
{{Wanted|4}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|4|[[File:PČR_seal_CMYK.png|128px]]|Policie České republiky}}


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
=== The Kozy Faggot in Question ===
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<gallery perrow="5">
Kozák1.jpg|Enjoying the cider. The [[Psychopath|sanpaku stare]] never lies!
Kozák2.jpg|No amount of academic awards can ever make up for the TRUE award he earned: NATIONAL HIGHSCORE.
KozakWinnar1.png|Yes ma'am, [[True|i'm going to set a high score for this country and for U-rope.]]
KozakSoCash.png|David, don't let it show.
KozakWinnar.png
KozakBalloon.png
KozakTY.png|Our hero is acclaimed by the fans.
DavidShamed.png|Shamed
KozakFucks.png|Even a [[nerd]] like [[Kosta Kecmanović]] or him had more sexual life than you.
File:Kozak1.png|Our czech hero's meeting with [[Shit nobody cares about|a czech politician or the Uni principal]]
File:Kozak2.jpeg|[[Killer|Lifeguard]]
File:Kozak3.jpg
File:Kozak4.jpg
File:David Cleaned up.png|Allegedly Russian News broadcasts showed an edited, less hideous pic of David with a sigma jawline and less pimples.
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=== Revenge of the Nerd ===
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<gallery>
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KozakBalcony.png|After some harassment by spectators, there are so many [[Munich Massacre|2016 flashbacks]].
KozakPhotoAngle.png|Another angle
KozakPhotoAngle2.jpg|He actually wanted to be a camera sucker.
KozakKillOperation.jpeg|Not a selfie, just a czech [[SWAT]] operation
KozakBanhammer.jpeg|The horrible perpetrator of this tragedy
KozákHide.png|[[Sam Hyde|He can't keep getting away with it!]]
KozákHide.png|[[Sam Hyde|He can't keep getting away with it!]]
DKSamHydeHoax.jpg|Confirmed
PragueShootingMeme.jpg|hmm...
PragueShootingMeme.jpg|hmm...
File:Kozák corpse from bodycam footage 1.png|I THINK HES DIED GUYS
File:PragueBarricade.jpg
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</center>
=== [[Gun control|Bye Bye Lax Gun Laws]] ===
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<gallery>
File:Weapon, primary AR-10.jpg|The horrible perpetrator of this tragedy
File:Weapon, secondary Glock Carbine 1.jpg
File:Weapon, secondary Glock Carbine 2.png
File:Weapon, secondary Glock Carbine - Close up.jpg|Glock 17 Gen 5 in a B&T USW-G Chassis Kit.
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</center>
=== Epic Prague [[Parkour]] Compilation ===
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File:PragueShootingHidingStudents.jpg
File:PragueParkour1.jpg
File:PragueParkour2.jpg
File:FuckinROOFParkourVid.mp4
File:PraguePolice.mp4
File:Prague Dead person.jpg|Don't slip now
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=== [[Cunt|Kunt]]-[[ack]]'s Telegram Diary ===
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File:KozakDiary1.png
File:KozakDiary2.png
File:KozakDiary3.png
File:KozakDiary4.png
File:KozakDiary5.jpg
File:KozakDiary6.jpg
File:KozakDiary7.jpg
File:KozakDiary8.jpg
File:KozakDiary9.jpg
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{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest5|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|This will be my diary of how I go to schoolshooting.
......
|🤡<--Literally the reaction of pretty much everybody
|Let me introduce myself, my name is David
I want to do school shooting and suicide. [[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] helped me too much.
[[Ow the Edge|I always wanted to kill]], I thought I would become a maniac in the future.. Then when [[Ilnaz Galyaviev|Ilnaz]] did the shooting, I realized it was much more [[Profit!|profitable]] to do mass murders rather than serial ones. I sat.. Waited.. Dreamed.. Wanted.. but Alina became the last point. It was as if she had come to my aid from heaven just in time.
This channel will be closed for a long time, although I wanted to make it open initially, but then I read [[Anarchist Cookbook|some instructions]] that it would be better to open the channel a few hours before the shooting. I'll probably do that.
This channel is a [[LiveJournal|diary]] where I will talk about my life before the shooting.
|Warning, [[BAWWING]] ahead.
|Well, hello to everyone who found this channel!! This entry was made on 05/12.
I would like to speak a little after my death.
Many people will ask why I came to school with a gun °^°.
Well, [[Daddy issues|I'm tired of living in fear of my father]], who has quite a changeable mood. Fuck, it was scary when he [[Stick It In Her Pooper|fucked me]] with [[Dildo Chicken|everything he could get his hands on]]. And the main thing is that no one interfered. I was tired of the *ruffles* of my classmates, [[pussy|I deliberated protected myself from society]], but they continued to [[IRL Troll|come at me and make fun of me]]. ;(.
They made fun of everything, it could have stopped if it weren't for a few bitches who wouldn't calm down. I'll think, maybe later I'll write the reason for my bullying, if I understood everything correctly ^^. But all the same, it was very [[Pain Series|painful]] and [[Offended|offensive]]. I would like to rest in peace sooner.
To prevent this one from being blocked, I will write nice messages.
Good evening everyone;)
|We got another [[emo]] over here guys.
|Everyone just hated me, hates me and will continue to hate me. I don't give a fuck, because it's mutual))))
I will delete some messages from the diary, because sometimes in a state of [[derp|passion]] I write such crap (or [[Pony Cum Jar Project|something personal]], forgetting that they will read it in the future)...
It's a crap day, it's a crap life.
I drink tea and want to shoot myself
[[Unoriginal|I hate the world and want to leave as much pain as possible.]]
Fuckin' creatures.
[[Kip Kinkel|I have a ringing in my ears]]... like some kind of fucking fireflies, I wanted to rip my ears out
|Typical angsty [[zoomer]] behavior
|I was very much inspired by Alina... very much.
Fucking fucked up, she certainly didn't kill enough, I'll try to fix it
|OP delivered.
|
}}|border=black|background=white}}
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==


*{{Wikilink|David_Kozák|David Kozák}} on [[Wikipedia|Shittypedia]]
*{{Wikilink|David_Kozák|TOW coverage}}
*{{Wikilink|2023_Prague_shootings|TOW coverage on the shooting}}
*{{Reddit|masskillers/comments/18nvd1w/i_was_at_the_shooting_in_prague_video_attached/|Redditor speaks, "I WAS THERE"}}
== See Also ==
* [[Charles Whitman's Tumor]] - Almost beat his high score, but sadly couldn't.
* [[Martin Peyerl]] - [[Dylan Klebold]] lookalike who did a low high score and pwned himself.
* [[Dream]]- His Online personality
* [[Golden iPod]] - Late to claim it, but our [[Unabomber|Uncle Ted]] deserved it a bit more.


{{High Scores}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Education}}
{{Columbine}}
{{Anheroes}}
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David Kozák
Born August 12, 1999
Died December 21, 2023 (aged 24)
Nationality: Czech  
Highscore Killed 17, injured 25
Top 50? 38th
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Revenge on society

In 2023, shortly after Robert's schizo chimpout in America, our hero of the day, Saint David Kozák became enlightened to the word of Ilnaz Galyaviev and finally decided what Eastern Europe truly needed: A new generation of sk00l sh00ters. He was able to score surprisingly well, managing to outdo his Ruski hero and even sniping an indirect kill, but sadly decided to exit this cruel, cruel world as soon as the Party Van arrived. Still, the act of such a destructive and deadly school shooting anywhere outside of the United States, Russia, or Brazil should be an inspiration to us all.

Lore

Clearly, you don't own an air fryer.

Born in Hostouň only a few months after the homos at Colorado had their showdown, David was characterized as a bright young man with a completely normal and responsible interest in firearms, something not too rare in slavic shitholes. As a kid, he tried sniping his loli sister with an air rifle, but managed to get away with it, convincing his dad it was just an accident. At the time of the sh00ting, he was studying Polish history at Charles (Whitman) University in Prague. He was actually characterized as a really good student, even winning awards for his groundbreaking thesis. Of course, he decided to throw it all away in exchange for 15 minutes of fame. Many such cases!

Kozák's female friend, known as "Alice", was worried about his mental state, noticing his constant suicidal tendencies mostly caused by academic stress. She forced him to visit numerous psychologists, who were able to witness firsthand how his intentions progressed more and more towards a murderous plot against his parents and random strangers. Psychiatrists in the Czech Republic are required to send their medical reports to the patient's general practitioner (which would thwart our hero's intention at legally buying guns), so David didn't tell him the name of his general practitioner. Thus, no report was sent. The only health-related information shared to the practitioner (in order for him to write a report for the gun license) was that David must wear glasses when using firearms. According to a post-mortem psychological evaluation, Kozák was a "schizoid with narcissistic and antisocial traits" and had "a very solid IQ".

Being the sick fuck that he is, in his free time, he liked to watch animus and jerked off to zombie and corpse-themed Jap porn. It also has been noted that Dream and Kozak have never been seen in the same room together

The Plan

David often spent his days reading information online about mass murder cases, including Sir Anders Behring Breivik and the Czech "Forest Killer", who killed 3 people in a forest in order to prepare himself for a would-be massacre. In September 2023, he finally decided to target his University for his attack, downloading floorplans both of the building and making notes of probable number of students in each of the classrooms.

His grandmother gifted him around 13,000 dollars, which, combined with a shitload of money he had saved up already and money he was earning at his airport job would help finance his mass murder. Despite telling several friends about his gun purchases and even warning "Alice" about how he "started exercising" as he will "have to carry heavy bags in a month or two", noone actually cared enough to intervene.

Despite living in Eurocuckistan, David had a legal gun license and owned four semi-automatic pistols, a semi-automatic rifle and a shotgun, all of which would be used in his reach for the High Score. Given this impressive arsenal, you'd expect him to manage to pwn at least 100 frags and defeat Sir Anders' rightful place, but he didn't count on the pigs reaching the rooftop so quickly.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Forest Murders: 9mm Glock 45 semi-automatic
  • Solid trusty gun, will almost never shit itself. 24~40 Damage.
  • Killing Your Dad: .380 ACP Škorpion semi-automatic
  • Yet another trusty gun, always good to carry semi-automatics. 24~40 Damage.
  • University Classrooms: 9mm Glock 47 semi-automatic
  • Another one? Switch it up a bit, geez. 24~40 Damage.
  • University Classrooms: SIG Sauer semi-automatic
  • FUCKING ANOTHER? 24~40 Damage.
  • University rooftop: AR-10 semi-automatic
  • Hell yeah, Gringo-style baby! 60~75 Damage.
  • For good measure. 65~155 Damage.

Gameplay Footage

RESULTS!

Gameplay footage
Funny fact: One of these jits fell off and fucking died while hiding from him
Pigs breaking into the school mere seconds before David got away with it!

On 15 December 2023, David shot dead a 32-year-old man and his two-month old daughter in the Klánovice Forest, taking great care to take out his phone's SIM card, wear plain clothes and use a different type of glasses from the ones he normally used so as not to be tracked down. This was, of course, mental preparation for finally becoming a mass murderer. After the double murder, David was one of about 4,000 different suspects in the case, though the cops didn't manage to question him in time for the attack.

Six days later, on 21 December, David finally decided to make this world a better place and murdered his father at his home in before travelling to his desired target: Faculty of Arts in Charles University in Prague. There, he opened fire on students and faculty with two semi-automatic pistols, one in each hand, killing 13 people and wounding 22. After this, he climbed up to the top of the Uni and started sniping n00bs from the balcony, injuring three more. One retard died by jumping off the building to try and escape. After 20 minutes of god-knows-what tomfuckery, the cops finally decided to break into the school, where David went for a surprise shotgun mouthwash.

When the cops searched his home, they found a letter in which he confessed to the forest murders and cited his motive as revenge on society as the attacker felt misunderstood. David's attack is the deadliest mass murder in Czech history, earning him his national high score.

Anyways, this is what the letter read:

   
 
I, the undersigned, would like to confess in this letter to the commission of the double murder on Friday, December 15, in Klánovice Forest. I committed the act fully aware and conscious, without any assistance from another person in the planning or execution of the crime.

In the following lines, I would like to describe the timeline of my activities before, during, and after the crime itself, to support my statement with real evidence.

I arrived in Klánovice after two o’clock in the afternoon by train on line S1 from Masaryk Station and continued down Slavětínská Street further into the village. Before my arrival, I took certain measures to make it more difficult to be identified as the perpetrator, although I am not certain what, if any, effect they had.

First, during my journey through Prague to Masaryk Station, I removed my SIM card from my phone, planning to navigate the area using the offline app MAPS.ME, which I found sufficient for this purpose. I also wore the most ordinary and inconspicuous clothing without any distinctive features to make it harder for any potential witnesses to identify me. The greatest concern I personally had was my rather ill-chosen brown-beige backpack, which, in contrast to the rest of my appearance, stood out like a sore thumb and was easily identifiable on cameras; I realized this mistake only once on-site, leaving no room to correct it. Another issue was that due to my personal incompetence, I was unable to adapt to wearing contact lenses, so I had to go with glasses, which again made me potentially stand out from other passersby. I tried to partially compensate for this handicap by combing my hair deeply over my forehead and wearing thin-rimmed glasses that I do not usually wear and in which I am not pictured in any official photographs.

After arriving at the train station, I continued on foot down Slavětínská Street, turned right at the intersection with Lochenická, and headed into the forest. Near the Municipal Police station, I turned left, then at the intersection with V Soudní Street, I turned right again. I entered the forest through one of the trails near the intersection with Plačická Street, though I can’t recall the exact location.

After wandering the forest for a while, I managed to reach the main path near the children’s playground at Na vojenské. At the playground at that time, there was a woman with two children. Since I was already quite frustrated by wandering the forest and not encountering a living soul despite the pleasant weather, I decided to take a risk and chose this group as my target. The number of individuals, however, made me quite uneasy, as I was armed only with a small-caliber Beretta 71 equipped with a silencer. I was uncertain whether eight shots from a .22 caliber would be sufficient, given my poor marksmanship, to kill all involved, so I decided to switch to a heavier caliber, specifically a silenced Glock 45, which I had in reserve in my backpack. I positioned myself on the side of the playground at the edge of a forest trail and, hidden, I tried to load the gun and attach the silencer as quickly as possible. It must be said that I was not doing well.

When I was finally ready, I noticed a man with a stroller heading towards the playground, followed by a dog running freely. The man then stopped in front of the playground he turned left, left the main path, and continued further into the forest along a trail. I assessed this individual as a much easier target than the woman with the children and, equipped with the silenced weapon wrapped in a plastic bag, I followed him. At first, I stayed on a parallel trail, then I crossed over to the same path the man was walking on. I followed him at close range (no more than five meters) for a while until we reached a junction of forest paths, and the man was about to turn left. At that moment, I raised my weapon and fired several shots in quick succession from a distance of no more than one or two meters.

I have to say that at that moment, I panicked slightly. My expectation was that I would fire two shots, the man would drop as if cut down, and it would be over. Instead, the man stopped in his tracks, slowly turned to face me, looked at me confusedly as if he couldn’t believe the situation he was in, and in some imaginary attempt at self-defense, he tried to cover his face with his hands and collapsed to the ground in slow motion. Throughout this time, I continued to fire, primarily aiming at his head. I honestly don’t know how many times I hit him, but judging by the subsequent inspection of the magazine after the act, I can say that I fired eight shots at the man himself. I did not see the child during the entire incident, as the stroller’s basket was covered with a protective insert, presumably against the cold. I fired two shots into the stroller and did not concern myself further with the child. I left the man’s dog alone.

I then fled deeper into the forest. When I believed I was far enough away, I stopped, hid the weapon in my backpack, and continued in the direction I thought was south. By some bizarre coincidence, I ended up at the same spot near the playground from where I had initially followed the man; this time, however, there was a different woman with another child, and an adult man was walking along the main path. I crossed the main path and continued on a forest trail heading south, but after a while, I decided to turn into the forested area and continued in this manner until I reached another main path, which led me to Štamberk. Here, I encountered a couple with a stroller, whom I passed, and I continued along the railway embankment towards Úvaly, trying to find a suitable underpass. I noticed that the couple with the stroller was walking along a path parallel to the embankment, and the thought crossed my mind to attempt to eliminate them as well, but the sound of sirens in the distance eventually convinced me not to push my luck and leave them alone. Upon reaching the underpass, I continued along the forest path back towards Klánovice. At the level of Štamberk, I turned left and continued straight until I reached the intersection of Hodkovská and Velimská Streets. I continued down Velimská until I reached the main road near the Sídliště Rohožník bus stop, from where I took a bus to the train station in Klánovice and left the area again by the S1 train line, which arrived sometime between four and a quarter to five in the afternoon; I do not recall the exact time. I stored the murder weapon, along with the backpack used during the act and other weapons in my personal possession, in a sealed plastic box at the back of the property at my residence: Jenečská 361, Hostouň.

All my weapons, including the murder weapon, were legally owned. I acquired my firearms license specifically for the purpose of committing murder. Honestly, despite my lack of technical skills, I found the tests required to obtain a firearms license significantly easier than those for a driver’s license.

I did not know my victim; we had never crossed paths. I entered the forest with the intent to kill, and frankly, I would have shot anyone who happened to cross my path at the opportune moment.

To conclude, I have a small personal request. For personal reasons, I do not wish to be buried in the family tomb. I would like my remains to be anonymously scattered at an unknown location after cremation, so I can peacefully disappear from the face of the earth and leave nothing behind. The costs for cremation are included in the enclosed envelope. If the amount is insufficient, I deeply apologize.

To the officers of the Czech Police, with respect,

Signed, Kozák
 


 
 

Tl;dr faggot


List of frags pwned

Sadly, the full named list of victims has not yet been released to the public. Here's what we have so far:

  • Anonymous, age 32, murdered in the forest a couple days prior to the main lulzfest
  • Anonymous, age 2 months, daughter of previous anon
  • Stanislav Kozák, age 50, father of our local wannabe corpsefucker.
  • Lenka Hlávková, age 49, musicologist.
  • Jan Dlask, age 50, teacher.
  • Klára Holcová, age 20, student and athlete.
  • Lucie Špindlerová, student.
  • Magdalena Křístková, student.
  • Aneta Richterová, student.
  • Anonymous Dane, student.
  • Anonymous Emirati, student.
  • 6 other Anons, students.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 17/20 Not bad at all, though I did expect a higher payout from so many guns
Accuracy: 8/20 Learn how to aim better retard
Style: 10/20 Generic school shooter, you only get bonus points for being original enough to do it outside of the US
Butthurt: 10/20 Caused plenty of butthurt in Czechia, the rest of the world moved on in a day
Bonus: 20/20 For getting to the top 50 and becoming An Hero
Total Score: 65/100 (C+)
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Kunt-ack's Telegram Diary

   
 
This will be my diary of how I go to schoolshooting.

......
 


 
 

—🤡<--Literally the reaction of pretty much everybody

   
 
Let me introduce myself, my name is David

I want to do school shooting and suicide. Alina Afanaskina helped me too much.

I always wanted to kill, I thought I would become a maniac in the future.. Then when Ilnaz did the shooting, I realized it was much more profitable to do mass murders rather than serial ones. I sat.. Waited.. Dreamed.. Wanted.. but Alina became the last point. It was as if she had come to my aid from heaven just in time.

This channel will be closed for a long time, although I wanted to make it open initially, but then I read some instructions that it would be better to open the channel a few hours before the shooting. I'll probably do that.

This channel is a diary where I will talk about my life before the shooting.
 


 
 

—Warning, BAWWING ahead.

   
 
Well, hello to everyone who found this channel!! This entry was made on 05/12.

I would like to speak a little after my death.

Many people will ask why I came to school with a gun °^°.

Well, I'm tired of living in fear of my father, who has quite a changeable mood. Fuck, it was scary when he fucked me with everything he could get his hands on. And the main thing is that no one interfered. I was tired of the *ruffles* of my classmates, I deliberated protected myself from society, but they continued to come at me and make fun of me. ;(.

They made fun of everything, it could have stopped if it weren't for a few bitches who wouldn't calm down. I'll think, maybe later I'll write the reason for my bullying, if I understood everything correctly ^^. But all the same, it was very painful and offensive. I would like to rest in peace sooner.

To prevent this one from being blocked, I will write nice messages.

Good evening everyone;)
 


 
 

—We got another emo over here guys.

   
 
Everyone just hated me, hates me and will continue to hate me. I don't give a fuck, because it's mutual))))

I will delete some messages from the diary, because sometimes in a state of passion I write such crap (or something personal, forgetting that they will read it in the future)...

It's a crap day, it's a crap life.

I drink tea and want to shoot myself

I hate the world and want to leave as much pain as possible.

Fuckin' creatures.

I have a ringing in my ears... like some kind of fucking fireflies, I wanted to rip my ears out
 


 
 

—Typical angsty zoomer behavior

   
 
I was very much inspired by Alina... very much.

Fucking fucked up, she certainly didn't kill enough, I'll try to fix it
 


 
 

—OP delivered.

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