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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes ([[Epic Win|explodes himself]])}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes ([[Epic Win|explodes himself]])}} | ||
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==Lead-Up== | ==Lead-Up== | ||
Having an actual job sometimes require people to need to take a nap. Women don't understand that, so after Woo had successfully rescued kittens and what else coppers do, he had the need for a nap before going to work again. His girlfriend saw fit to awake him because she saw a fly on his chest (that wasn't bothering him because, you know, he was asleep). So being awoken and being a bit cranky, he just went to work. | Having an actual job sometimes require people to need to take a nap. Women don't understand that, so after Woo had successfully rescued kittens and what else coppers do, he had the need for a nap before going to work again. His girlfriend saw fit to awake him because she saw a fly on his chest (that wasn't bothering him because, you know, he was asleep). So being awoken and being a bit cranky, he just went to work. | ||
After having successfully arrested all the baddies, he went home to beat the | After having successfully arrested all the baddies, he went home to beat the fuck out of his [[dumbshit]] wife. As well as smashing the place up. | ||
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*An Eung-mo - National Police officer offered to resign | *An Eung-mo - National Police officer offered to resign | ||
*The Government paid money to all the families | *The Government paid money to all the families | ||
*[[Epic win|NEW HIGH SCORE FROM A FUCKING GOOK!]] | |||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
Latest revision as of 21:28, 28 June 2024
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THIS MAN WAS THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION FOR 29 YEARS!!! Pay your respects, kiddo. |
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| 우범곤 | |
| Born | February 24, 1955 |
| Died | April 27, 1982 (aged 27) |
| Nationality: | South Korean 
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| Occupation | Policeman, lulz connoisseur |
| Highscore | Killed 56, injured 35 |
| Top 50? | 3rd  (Asia: 1st!)
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| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes (explodes himself) |
| Motive | Do we really need one? |
Have you ever taken a nap on a lazy afternoon, only to be awakened by your girlfriend who was swatting a fly on your chest? And then did the right thing by going to work and returning home to punch your girlfriend, then take up arms and go on a killing spree? Plus you worked as a cop, so you had access to all the best weapons? Woo Bum-kon has. This means that he is a cop that is okay in our book. He also killed 57 gooks, including himself. Did we mention that his nickname was Power? Or that he was an ex-Marine?
Stand at attention, shrimp! This is the godfather of the peacetime Mass Shooting, the OG one-man Good Cop/Bad Cop, IRL Gangnam Style commando, lulz-incarnate, Troll Supreme, Woo Fucking Bum-kon.
Before the Killings
Almost as soon as he finished indoctrination school, he joined Republic of Korea Marine Corps, aka Daehanminguk Haebyeongdae, where he learned how to best kill civilians. This means that this brave man, fought alongside brave Americans to liberate the Congs of their life, in the Vietnam War.
Then after graduating at the top of his class at the ROK Marines, he got hired by the National Police, before getting hired in Gungnye.
Lead-Up
Having an actual job sometimes require people to need to take a nap. Women don't understand that, so after Woo had successfully rescued kittens and what else coppers do, he had the need for a nap before going to work again. His girlfriend saw fit to awake him because she saw a fly on his chest (that wasn't bothering him because, you know, he was asleep). So being awoken and being a bit cranky, he just went to work. After having successfully arrested all the baddies, he went home to beat the fuck out of his dumbshit wife. As well as smashing the place up.
Artistic rendition of the house smashing
Then he went straight to armory. His weapons of choice:
- 2 M2 carbines with 180 rounds
- 7 Handgrenades
The Killings
First he went to the small town of Togok, that is near a Buddhist temple or a Nazi facility according to Google Maps, where he just started earning points by shooting randoms, including his dumb girlfriend who went to see what the fuck was going on.
Temple or Camp?He then went to city of Gungnyu, where had had enough of phone operators and killed their sorry asses, so nobody could call for help.
At one point Woo was getting thirsty, merciless killing will do so when you are playing on Survival. So he had a 16-year old get him a soda from a nearby store. When the kid brought him the soda, he killed him and his family. When he said no sugar, he meant no fucking sugar. After 8 hours of running from the law, they finally tracked him down. Only now he had taken a family hostage, whom he had scared, by telling them he was after a communist. So when the police finally got close, he an heroed explosive style by pulling a grenade.
Aftermath
- Suh Chung-hwa - Interior Minister of South Korea resigned
- An Eung-mo - National Police officer offered to resign
- The Government paid money to all the families
- NEW HIGH SCORE FROM A FUCKING GOOK!
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
High Score
| Kill count: | 56/20 Dam Son |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 56 kills, 35 injured |
| Style: | 10/20 COP! |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Held the FPS High Score until Anders stole it |
| Bonus: | 17/20 For smacking his bitch up. |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
See Also
- Cops
- South Korea
- Anders Behring Breivik
- Cho Seung-Hui, another lulzy South Korean
External Links
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Woo Bum-kon is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
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| Woo Bum-kon is part of a series on Terrorists 
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Big Players Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
• Anders Behring Breivik
• Antifa
• Australians
• Barack Obama
• Black Lives Matter
• Brenton Tarrant
• Cho Seung-Hui
• Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain
• DisruptJ20
• Dnepropetrovsk maniacs
• George Soros
• George W. Bush
• Grog
• Jack Gilbert Graham
• John Walker Lindh
• Matthew Murray
• Michael Moore
• Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim
• Muslims
• Osama Bin Laden
• Philip Manshaus
• Robert Hawkins
• Sharjah Ruler
• Sam Hyde
• The Finnisher
• The Unabrower
• Timothy McVeigh
• Unabomber Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes Arab
• Axis of Evil
• Binghampton
• Iran
• Ireland
• Islam
• Israel
• Maniacs Murder Cult
• Pakistan
• Palestine
• Sudan Terrorist Actions 1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • American Airlines Flight 63 • Ariana Grande Massacre • ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Columbine • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Dallas Police Shootings • Delaware State University Shooting • Gaza War • Halle synagogue shooting • Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Oklahoma City Bombing • Paris Mass Shooting • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Police Brutality • Ramadan Van Man • Reina Nightclub Massacre • VTech • Waco • WTC |
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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Woo Bum-kon is part of a series on 대한민국
Typical Korean Culture. 한국의 문화 |
