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:''Disambiguation: the acronym '''CP''' may instead stand for '''Cartoon Pornography''' (aka '''CarP'''), for this please see [[animu]], or more specifically, [[hentai]]. It may also refer to the [[Chans Portal]]. It may also refer to [[CHILDPROTECT]], Wikipedia's new policy.
:''This is about [[pedo]] material. '''CP''' may also refer to: [[hentai|Cartoon Pornography]] (CarP), [[Club Penguin]], [[Creepypasta]], Wikipedia's policy [[CHILDPROTECT]], [[Conservapedia]], or the [[Chans Portal]].
[[Image:1224477320013.jpg|thumb|left|CP: get it Wednesday]]
[[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]
[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg|thumb|left|Because of this image, all other images on [[Ebaums]] contain child pornography]]
[[Image:Childporn.jpg|thumb|Dick Cheney on vacation.]]
[[Image:loli statue.jpg|thumb|right|[[doing it wrong|Not CP]]]]


<small>Perhaps you were looking for [[conservapedia]]?</small>
[[File:Pedobear pastime.jpg|thumb|It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.]]


'''Child Pornography''' (aka '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[you|pedophiles]] masturbate to on the internet. Also known as one of the biggest [[lulz]] ever. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the [[Gnutella network]] is hardcore child pornography, softcore CP is found on [[jailbaitgallery.com]]
'''Child Pornography''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[pedobear|bear]]s and [[Christian|priests]] masturbate to as an alternative to [[child abuse|raping kids]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on [[darknet|P2P networks]] is hardcore child porno. The closest thing to softcore, but still "legal" material is ''child erotica'' ([[jailbait]] or [[Child Modeling|child modelling]].)


Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[Ebaumsworld]]. However, [[some argue|it should be noted]], having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is an eastern country). Even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People|cotton pickers]] of the world.
[[Image:1224477320013.jpg|thumb|275px|CP: get it Wednesday]]


The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree.  Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun.  Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]].  Let's be honest - the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man|you won't have to worry about prison]]! [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]


==Mobile CP==
''Also known as: Cheese Pizza, [[Captain Picard]], [[Communist]] Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, [[Cthulhu]] Plush, or [[Chocolate Pudding]]''.
{{quote|There's been a trend now for some years of even babies being raped.|Denise Richie from Stop Demand}}
 
 
A lot of people today upload CP to forums/imageboards and then store it with [[archive.is]]. But the owner of [[8chan]] and many other sites have been fighting against the web scrapers enabling this in their sites.
 
Child pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on the [[Internet]]. However, [[some argue|it should be noted]], having child porn for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is a pedo country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People|cotton pickers]] of the world.
 
[[File:Pedobear back to work.jpg|thumb|250px|Scratch that.]]
 
The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest&mdash;the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]
 
{{Squote|It is illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as [[Lolicon|drawings]], cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene.  This statute offers an alternative 2-pronged test for obscenity with a lower threshold than the Miller test.  The matter involving minors can be deemed obscene if it (i) depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse and (ii) if the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.  A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 years to a maximum of 20 years in prison.|Section 1466A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}
 
{{Squote|It is illegal for any person to knowingly transport or ship using any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce by any means including by computer or mails, any visual depiction, if the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and such visual depiction is of such conduct. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 to 20 years in prison.|Section 2252A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}
 
== Mobile CP ==
 
{{center|
{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|There's been a trend now for some years of even [[Baby Fuck|babies being raped]].
|Denise Richie from Stop Demand
 
|your life is a fail; you is go ta jail; you gots caught with cp; now you will suck peepee
|An ancient Chinese proverb}}
}}


Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.
Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.


Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalised.
Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalized. 57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:
57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:
 
#"I need to look at kids getting ******"
# "I need to look at kids getting ******"
#"At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
# "At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
#"Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
# "Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
#"I fantasise about my aunt"
# "I fantasise about my aunt"
#"I don't have children"
# "I don't have children"
 
== ZOMG ==
 
=== MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT ===
 
Some guy was [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/09/malware_child_abuse_images_frame_up/ framed for CP possession by his computer], or so he claims&mdash;it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that [[porn|pr0n]], but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to [[B/|anyone who practices poor computer hygiene]], and in fact will [[Blowjob|go down]] in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.


==ZOMG==
=== THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO? ===
===MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT===
[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg|thumb|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]
Some guy was [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/09/malware_child_abuse_images_frame_up/ framed for CP posession by his computer], or so he claims---it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years.  This could happen to [[B|anyone who practises poor computer hygiene]], and in fact will [[Blowjob|go down]] in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.


===THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?===
If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that [[Snacks]] is back and that he wants [[Fukken saved|MOAR CP]] to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).
If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that [[Snacks]] is back, and that he wants [[Fukken saved|MOAR CP]] to fap with.


[[Sage]] is only good for covering up [[hippy]] stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following [[old meme|classic]] CPs, or [[Original Content|come up with some of your own]]. Go ahead - feed the trolls till they puke.
[[Sage]] is only good for covering up [[hippy]] stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following [[old meme|classic]] CPs, or [[Original Content|come up with some of your own]]. Go ahead: feed the trolls till they puke.


{{cg|'''CP gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
{{cg|CP gallery|cpPix|center|<gallery>
Image:CP_crate.jpg|CP - Now available in crates
<!>File:Captain price.jpg|[[Call of Duty 4|Captain Price]]</!>
Image:CP icon 256x256.png|[[Photoshop|Captivate-CS3]]
File:CP_crate.jpg|CP - Now available in crates
Image:Facebookcp.jpg|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!
File:CP icon 256x256.png|[[Photoshop|Captivate-CS3]]
Image:CP supplies.jpg|Where [[you|sick fucks]] get CP</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Facebookcp.jpg|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!
Image:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg|[[William Shatner|Canadian Pussy]]
File:CP supplies.jpg|Where [[you|sick fucks]] get CP
Image:CP-Train.jpg|Canadian Pacific Train.
Image:Childporn.jpg|Dick Cheney on vacation.
Image:Cprail.jpg|And alternately Rail
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Chrétien tory attack ad.jpg|[[Jean Chretien|Canadian Priminister]]
File:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg|[[William Shatner|Canadian Pussy]]
Image:Candlewick Press.gif|Do U get the [[Pedobear|bear]]?
File:CP-Train.jpg|Canadian Pacific Train.
Image:CaptainPlanet1.jpg|Captain Planet
File:Cprail.jpg|And alternately Rail
Image:Captain_price.jpg|[[Call_of_Duty_4|Captain Price]].
File:Chrétien tory attack ad.jpg|[[Jean Chretien|Canadian Priminister]]
Image:Coordinateplane.gif|Cartesian Plane
File:Candlewick Press.gif|Do U get the [[Pedobear|bear]]?
Image:Cp07videothumb.jpg|Fashion designer Cassette Playa
File:CaptainPlanet1.jpg|Captain Planet
Image:Castrationfromteeth.jpg‎|Castrated Penis
File:Coordinateplane.gif|Cartesian Plane
Image:Catching predators.jpg|Catching Predators
File:Cp07videothumb.jpg|Fashion designer Cassette Playa
Image:CatPoop.jpg|Cat Poop
File:Castrationfromteeth.jpg‎|Castrated Penis
Image:Picard.gif|Captain Picard
File:Catching predators.jpg|Catching Predators
Image:Carl Palmer.jpg|Carl Palmer
File:CatPoop.jpg|Cat Poop
Image:CPlogo.png|Cedar Point
File:Picard.gif|Captain Picard
Image:Retardedtoad.jpg|[[Retard|Cerebral Palsy]]
File:Carl Palmer.jpg|Carl Palmer
Image:Cheerleading pirate.jpg|Cheerleading Pirate
File:CPlogo.png|Cedar Point
Image:Chikinf00kr.jpg|[[Chikins]] Poultry
File:Retardedtoad.jpg|[[Retard|Cerebral Palsy]]
Image:COCAINE IS BAD FOR YOU by TR0LLHAMMEREN.jpg|[[Gothzilla|Captain Ponyhawk]]
File:Cheerleading pirate.jpg|Cheerleading Pirate
Image:Childs_play_banner2.png |[[Pedobear|Child's Play]]
File:Chikinf00kr.jpg|[[Chikins]] Poultry
Image:Guitar scale.gif|[[guitar|Chord Progression]]
File:COCAINE IS BAD FOR YOU by TR0LLHAMMEREN.jpg|[[Gothzilla|Captain Ponyhawk]]
Image:ALSOCP.jpg|[[Star Trek|Chris Pine]]
File:Childs_play_banner2.png |[[Pedobear|Child's Play]]
Image:Cinderellas prince.JPG|Cinderella's Prince
File:Guitar scale.gif|[[guitar|Chord Progression]]
Image:see_pee.jpg|City Paper
File:ALSOCP.jpg|[[Star Trek|Chris Pine]]
Image:Metrocop full.jpg|Civil Protection
File:Cinderellas prince.JPG|Cinderella's Prince
Image:pedobear_in_pool.jpg|Closed Pool
File:see_pee.jpg|City Paper
Image:Clownpron.jpg|[[Insane Clown Posse|Clown Porn]]. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal)
File:Metrocop full.jpg|Civil Protection
Image:Obama_monkey_nigger.jpg‎|Colored President
File:pedobear_in_pool.jpg|Closed Pool
Image:Colouring pencils.jpg|Coloring Pencils
File:Clownpron.jpg|[[Insane Clown Posse|Clown Porn]]. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal)
Image:hammerandsickle.png|Communist Party
File:Obama_monkey_nigger.jpg‎|Colored President
Image:Ken_Hoang.jpg|[[Tourneyfag|Competitive Players]]
File:Colouring pencils.jpg|Coloring Pencils
Image:Concertpianist.jpg‎|Concert Pianist
File:hammerandsickle.png|Communist Party
Image:Schlafly angelical.JPG|[[Conservapedia]]
File:Ken_Hoang.jpg|[[Tourneyfag|Competitive Players]]
Image:Control_point.png|Control Point
File:Concertpianist.jpg‎|Concert Pianist
Image:CookiePuss.jpg|Cookie Puss
File:Schlafly angelical.JPG|[[Conservapedia]]
Image:Bmw10.jpg|Cooler People
File:Control_point.png|Control Point
Image:Negropunished.jpg‎|Coon Property
File:CookiePuss.jpg|Cookie Puss
Image:John-stamos1.jpg‎|Cool Person
File:Bmw10.jpg|Cooler People
Image:Cooterpie.jpg‎|Cooter Pie
File:Negropunished.jpg‎|Coon Property
Image:Copy-Pasta.jpg|Copy Pasta
File:John-stamos1.jpg‎|Cool Person
Image:Creepypasta.jpg|Creepy Pasta
File:Cooterpie.jpg‎|Cooter Pie
Image:FT-Staccy.jpg|[[BDSM|Corporal Punishment]]
File:Copy-Pasta.jpg|Copy Pasta
Image:Tay zonday rain.jpg|[[Tay Zonday|Colored Person]]
File:Creepypasta.jpg|Creepy Pasta
Image:171-0505100334-216168-71174.jpg‎|Crack Pipe
File:FT-Staccy.jpg|[[BDSM|Corporal Punishment]]
Image:Creatine_phosphate.png|Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
File:Tay zonday rain.jpg|[[Tay Zonday|Colored Person]]
Image:UF 20071208 Cthulhu and Crud Puppy.png|Crud Puppy
File:Photo of a person lighting a crack pipe.jpg‎|Crack Pipe
Image:Cunt Punt.jpg|Cunt Punt
File:Creatine_phosphate.png|Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
Image:Cyan_purse.JPG|Cyan Purse
File:UF 20071208 Cthulhu and Crud Puppy.png|Crud Puppy
Image:CP System board.gif|[[Street Fighter 2|Capcom Power]]
File:Cunt Punt.jpg|Cunt Punt
Image:RHCP.jpg|Chili Peppers
File:Cyan_purse.JPG|Cyan Purse
Image:Corn Pops.jpg|Corn Pops
File:CP System board.gif|[[Street Fighter 2|Capcom Power]]
Image:Cocoa Puffs shirt link.jpg|Cocoa Puffs
File:RHCP.jpg|Chili Peppers
File:Corn Pops.jpg|Corn Pops
File:Cocoa Puffs shirt link.jpg|Cocoa Puffs
File:Philip Garrido lol.jpg|[[Creepy Phil]]
File:Philip Garrido lol.jpg|[[Creepy Phil]]
Image:Evenwomenloveit.jpg|CP cup.
File:Evenwomenloveit.jpg|CP cup.
Image:Childporn2008.jpg|Camp for aspiring child pornography [[retards|stars]]
File:Childporn2008.jpg|Camp for aspiring child pornography [[retards|stars]]
Image:AboutCP.jpg|I <u>knew</u> those fucking cats were involved.
File:Kimmo Captain Planet.jpg|CP version of a [[Kimmo|notorious CP provider.]]
Image:Chicago-Pneumatic-logo.png|CP machinery.
File:Chicago-Pneumatic-logo.png|CP machinery.
Image:Rick-sanchez.jpg|[[Rick Sanchez|Cuban Pinhead]]
File:Blood_CP.jpg|CP in Blood
Image:Mustbecp.jpg|Must be CP
File:DeliciousCP.jpg|Cheese Pizza
Image:Blood_CP.jpg|CP in Blood
File:Cuban Pete.jpg|Cuban Pete
Image:DeliciousCP.jpg|Cheese Pizza
File:Virtua Racing Deluxe 32X.png|Check point!
Image:CodPoints.jpg|CoD Points
File:Cute pangolin.png|Cute pangolins
Image:Cuban Pete.jpg|Cuban Pete
File:Chemical Plant.gif|[[Sonic|Chemical Plant.]]
Image:Virtua Racing Deluxe 32X.png|Check point!
</gallery>}}
</gallery>|}}  
 
=== I'M POSTING CP ===
 
[[Image:Merge.jpg|thumb|Now more versatile.]]
 
If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded RAR file, post it, then [[an hero|kill yourself]] before you get the [[Prison|IRL banhammer]]. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a [[Sick fuck|/b/rother]]. Unless you're a [[furry]]. (If it's an April video then you're fine.)


[[Image:Merge.jpg|thumbnail|right|Now more versatile.]]
{{cg|'''CP?  In my /b/?'''|fcgallery1|center|<gallery>
File:26x.jpg|No more CP for you
<!>File:G.HanneliusPedoSeal.jpg|GirlLove Symbol</!>
<!>File:my-child-is-sexy.jpg|Hmmm...</!>
File:Usbcp.jpeg|[[USB Cable|The ultimate sauce for CP]]
File:CPgetsyoubannedblankIP.jpg|CP gets you banned
File:4LittleGirls.jpg|You [[Sick fuck|SICK FUCK]]!</gallery>|<gallery>
File:20_to_life_loli.jpg|Soooo worth it!
File:Girlscrewing.jpg|Start up the van!
File:Average child.jpg|pr0n?
Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]
File:Fuckthem.jpg|Fuck them, fuck them!
File:Shota away.jpg|Asking for it.
File:Cp lookout ownage.jpg|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
Image:loli statue.jpg|[[doing it wrong|Not CP]]
File:YallNiggasCP.jpg|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
File:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
File:Look_for_the_bear.jpg|Howto find CP
File:VirginKiller.jpg|[[Virgin Killer|This CP]] is now [[Internet Watch Foundation|IWF]] and [[FBI]] approved: [[fap]] away
</gallery>}}


===I'M POSTING CP===
== See also ==
If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the [[Prison|irl banhammer]]. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a [[Sick fuck|/b/rother]]. Unless you're a [[furry]].
* [[12chan]]
* [[AnonTalk]]
* [[AusdudePro]]
* [[Child abuse]]
* [[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
* [[Codey Porter]]
* [[Darknet]]
* [[Einsidler]]
* [[Doopie DoOver]] Draws and posts CP on [[tumblr]].
* [[FBI]]
* [[Fukken Saved]]
* [[Hiding Files]]
* [[Illcitvirus115]]
* [[Jared Fogle]]
* [[João Bernardo]]
* [[KittenBellNSFW]]
* [[Lolicon]]
* [[Miller Test]]
* [[Pedobear]]
* [[Pedophilia apologia]]
* [[Polygon5]]
* [[R@ygold]]
* [[Stephen Sample]]
* [[Takedownman|Takedickman]] Tried to convince the [[FBI|Men In Black]] that his searches for CP on the deep web was only being done for academic purposes to educate. [[Party Van|V&]]
* [[Tor]]
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File:CP DAY - tweet 1.png|HAPPY
File:CP DAY - tweet 2.png|C.P.
File:CP DAY - tweet 3.png|DAY!
</gallery></center>
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{{cg|'''CP?  In my /b/?'''|fcgallery1|center|<gallery>Image:26x.jpg|No more CP for you
== External links ==
Image:Usbcp.jpeg|[[USB Cable|The ultimate sauce for CP]]
Image:CPgetsyoubannedblankIP.jpg|CP gets you banned
Image:4LittleGirls.jpg|You [[Sick fuck|SICK FUCK]]!</gallery>|<gallery>
<!>Image:G.HanneliusPedoSeal.jpg| GirlLove Symbol<!>
Image:20_to_life_loli.jpg|Soooo worth it!
Image:Girlscrewing.jpg|Start up the van!
Image:Average child.jpg|pr0n?
Image:Fuckthem.jpg|Fuck them, fuck them!
Image:Shota away.jpg|Asking for it.
Image:Cp lookout ownage.jpg|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
Image:YallNiggasCP.jpg|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
Image:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
Image:Look_for_the_bear.jpg|Howto find CP
<!>Image:my-child-is-sexy.jpg|Hmmm...mi</!></gallery>}}


==CP-friendly services==
* [[Wikipedia:CP violation]]
* '''.ru websites''' - Russian cp likely, No law exists against the simple possession
** [[Wikipedia:National Child Victim Identification Program|The world's largest database of child pornography]]
** [http://www.pixs.ru/ pixs.ru]
*** http://web.archive.org/web/20071213130044/http://www.justice.gov/ag/speeches/2006/ag_speech_060420.html
** [http://fastpic.ru/ fastpic.ru]
* [http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NYSE:CP NYSE:CP Publicly traded - invest today!]
** [http://yandex.ru/yandsearch?text=%D1%85%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B3%20%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B1%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B6%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B9&lr=104915 moar]]
* {{wayback|http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/school_dances_sure_have_changed|20091025075753|title=P with clothes.}}
* '''Motherless''' - if your video add not public, guarantee that file not deleted
* '''Chomikuj.pl''' - Polish version dropbox, if you add password, guarantee that you will not erase anything. Otherwise child nudity [http://chomikuj.pl/pandaxxx approved]. restrictions apply to only downloading. 1 MB not register, 50 MB on this week afther register. No limit in uploaded.


==See Also==
=== News ===
*[[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
*[[12chan]]
*[[Codey Porter]]
*[[AnonTalk]]
*[[Einsidler]]
*[[FBI]]
[[Fukken Saved]]
*[[Darknet]]
*[[Hiding Files]]
*[[Jo%C3%A3o Bernardo]]
*[[Lolicon]]
*[[Pedobear]]
*[[R@ygold]]
*[[Tor|Torpark]]


==External Links==
* June 27, 2008 [http://news.sky.com/story/614311/jailed-for-uks-worst-child-porn "Jailed For UK's Worst Child Porn"] - Britfag indefinitely imprisoned for being a pedo and possessing [[Baby Fuck|baby fuck]] CP ([http://www.dreamindemon.com/community/threads/arthur-morley-jailed-indefinitely-for-child-porn.64569/ fourm discussion])
*[[Wikipedia:CP violation]]
* February 25, 2009: [http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/02/pimping Wired loves CP and Pimping]
:*[[Wikipedia:National Child Victim Identification Program|The world's largest database of child pornography]]
* November 4, 2011: [http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/05/us/life-sentence-for-possession-of-child-pornography-spurs-debate.html?_r=2 New York Times: Life sentence for CP]
*[http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NYSE:CP NYSE:CP Publicly traded - invest today!]
* November 13, 2011: [http://www.3news.co.nz/Search-for-child-pornography-becoming-normalised/tabid/423/articleID/232604/Default.aspx 3News: searching for CP is normal now] by Brook Sabin
*[http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/school_dances_sure_have_changed CP with clothes.]
* April 18, 2012: [http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/apr/18/counterproductive-catchall-sex-offenders Guardian: The counterproductive catch-all]
* August 7, 2014: [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718803/Pro-incest-campaigner-facing-jail-sick-cartoon-pictures-Bart-Simpson-having-sex-sister-Lisa-mother-Marge.html Britfag wincest campaigner jailed for owning cartoon CP of the Simpsons] ... apparently, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse are below the age of consent, despite having been on TV like, forever.
* September 4, 2019: [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdtx/pr/laredoan-pleads-guilty-child-pornography-charge A YTPMV maker gets busted for downloading 2000+ files of Child Porn]


===News===
{{Chans}}
*February 25 2009: [http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/02/pimping Wired loves CP and Pimping]
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*November 4 2011: [http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/05/us/life-sentence-for-possession-of-child-pornography-spurs-debate.html?_r=2 New York Times: Life sentence for CP]
*November 13 2011: [http://www.3news.co.nz/Search-for-child-pornography-becoming-normalised/tabid/423/articleID/232604/Default.aspx 3News: searching for CP is normal now] by Brook Sabin
*April 18 2012: [http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/apr/18/counterproductive-catchall-sex-offenders Guardian: The counterproductive catch-all]


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Latest revision as of 18:29, 27 August 2023

This is about pedo material. CP may also refer to: Cartoon Pornography (CarP), Club Penguin, Creepypasta, Wikipedia's policy CHILDPROTECT, Conservapedia, or the Chans Portal.
It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.

Child Pornography (abbreviated to CP or ChiP) is what bears and priests masturbate to as an alternative to raping kids. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on P2P networks is hardcore child porno. The closest thing to softcore, but still "legal" material is child erotica (jailbait or child modelling.)

CP: get it Wednesday


Also known as: Cheese Pizza, Captain Picard, Communist Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, Cthulhu Plush, or Chocolate Pudding.


A lot of people today upload CP to forums/imageboards and then store it with archive.is. But the owner of 8chan and many other sites have been fighting against the web scrapers enabling this in their sites.

Child pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on the Internet. However, it should be noted, having child porn for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries (though not in Japan, probably because Japan is a pedo country): even though it is the primary life source of the cotton pickers of the world.

Scratch that.

The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that you won't have to worry about prison![1]

 
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It is illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as drawings, cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene. This statute offers an alternative 2-pronged test for obscenity with a lower threshold than the Miller test. The matter involving minors can be deemed obscene if it (i) depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse and (ii) if the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 years to a maximum of 20 years in prison.
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—Section 1466A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased

 
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It is illegal for any person to knowingly transport or ship using any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce by any means including by computer or mails, any visual depiction, if the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and such visual depiction is of such conduct. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 to 20 years in prison.
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—Section 2252A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased

Mobile CP

   
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There's been a trend now for some years of even babies being raped.


 

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—Denise Richie from Stop Demand

   
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your life is a fail; you is go ta jail; you gots caught with cp; now you will suck peepee


 

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—An ancient Chinese proverb

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Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.

Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalized. 57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:

  1. "I need to look at kids getting ******"
  2. "At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
  3. "Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
  4. "I fantasise about my aunt"
  5. "I don't have children"

ZOMG

MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT

Some guy was framed for CP possession by his computer, or so he claims—it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to anyone who practices poor computer hygiene, and in fact will go down in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.

THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?

Because of this image, all other images on eBaumsworld.com contain child pornography

If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the FBI HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that Snacks is back and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).

Sage is only good for covering up hippy stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following classic CPs, or come up with some of your own. Go ahead: feed the trolls till they puke.

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I'M POSTING CP

Now more versatile.

If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded RAR file, post it, then kill yourself before you get the IRL banhammer. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry. (If it's an April video then you're fine.)

CP? In my /b/? About missing Pics
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  • Soooo worth it!
    Soooo worth it!
  • Start up the van!
    Start up the van!
  • pr0n?
    pr0n?
  • DO IT TODAY!
    DO IT TODAY!
  • Fuck them, fuck them!
    Fuck them, fuck them!
  • Asking for it.
    Asking for it.
  • OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
    OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
  • Not CP
    Not CP
  • Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
    Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
  • Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
    Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
  • Howto find CP
    Howto find CP
  • This CP is now IWF and FBI approved: fap away
    This CP is now IWF and FBI approved: fap away

See also


  • HAPPY
    HAPPY
  • C.P.
    C.P.
  • DAY!
    DAY!

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