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:''Disambiguation: the acronym '''CP''' may instead stand for '''Cartoon Pornography''' (AKA '''CarP'''), for this please see [[animu]], or more specifically, [[hentai]]. It may also refer to the [[Chans Portal]]. It may also refer to [[CHILDPROTECT]], Wikipedia's new policy.
:''This is about [[pedo]] material. '''CP''' may also refer to: [[hentai|Cartoon Pornography]] (CarP), [[Club Penguin]], [[Creepypasta]], Wikipedia's policy [[CHILDPROTECT]], [[Conservapedia]], or the [[Chans Portal]].


[[Image:1224477320013.jpg|thumb|left|CP: get it Wednesday]]
[[File:Pedobear pastime.jpg|thumb|It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.]]
[[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]
[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg|thumb|left|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]
[[Image:Childporn.jpg|thumb|Dick Cheney on vacation.]]
[[Image:loli statue.jpg|thumb|[[doing it wrong|Not CP]]]]


<small>Perhaps you were looking for [[conservapedia]]?</small>
'''Child Pornography''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[pedobear|bear]]s and [[Christian|priests]] masturbate to as an alternative to [[child abuse|raping kids]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on [[darknet|P2P networks]] is hardcore child porno. The closest thing to softcore, but still "legal" material is ''child erotica'' ([[jailbait]] or [[Child Modeling|child modelling]].)


'''Child Pornography''' (AKA '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[you|pedophiles]] masturbate to on the internet: also known as one of the biggest [[lulz]] ever. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the [[Gnutella network]] is hardcore child pornography. The closest thing to softcore CP that is legal is the material at [[jailbaitgallery.com]] .
[[Image:1224477320013.jpg|thumb|275px|CP: get it Wednesday]]


Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[Ebaumsworld]]. However, [[some argue|it should be noted]], having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is an eastern country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People|cotton pickers]] of the world.


The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest&mdash;the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[Pepe|feels good man|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]
''Also known as: Cheese Pizza, [[Captain Picard]], [[Communist]] Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, [[Cthulhu]] Plush, or [[Chocolate Pudding]]''.
 
 
A lot of people today upload CP to forums/imageboards and then store it with [[archive.is]]. But the owner of [[8chan]] and many other sites have been fighting against the web scrapers enabling this in their sites.
 
Child pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on the [[Internet]]. However, [[some argue|it should be noted]], having child porn for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is a pedo country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People|cotton pickers]] of the world.
 
[[File:Pedobear back to work.jpg|thumb|250px|Scratch that.]]
 
The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest&mdash;the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]
 
{{Squote|It is illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as [[Lolicon|drawings]], cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene.  This statute offers an alternative 2-pronged test for obscenity with a lower threshold than the Miller test.  The matter involving minors can be deemed obscene if it (i) depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse and (ii) if the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.  A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 years to a maximum of 20 years in prison.|Section 1466A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}
 
{{Squote|It is illegal for any person to knowingly transport or ship using any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce by any means including by computer or mails, any visual depiction, if the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and such visual depiction is of such conduct. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 to 20 years in prison.|Section 2252A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}


== Mobile CP ==
== Mobile CP ==
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=== MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT ===
=== MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT ===


Some guy was [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/09/malware_child_abuse_images_frame_up/ framed for CP possession by his computer], or so he claims&mdash;it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to [[B/|anyone who practices poor computer hygiene]], and in fact will [[Blowjob|go down]] in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.
Some guy was [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/09/malware_child_abuse_images_frame_up/ framed for CP possession by his computer], or so he claims&mdash;it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that [[porn|pr0n]], but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to [[B/|anyone who practices poor computer hygiene]], and in fact will [[Blowjob|go down]] in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.


=== THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO? ===
=== THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO? ===
[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg|thumb|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]


If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that [[Snacks]] is back and that he wants [[Fukken saved|MOAR CP]] to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).
If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that [[Snacks]] is back and that he wants [[Fukken saved|MOAR CP]] to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).
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File:CP icon 256x256.png|[[Photoshop|Captivate-CS3]]
File:CP icon 256x256.png|[[Photoshop|Captivate-CS3]]
File:Facebookcp.jpg|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!
File:Facebookcp.jpg|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!
File:CP supplies.jpg|Where [[you|sick fucks]] get CP</gallery>|<gallery>
File:CP supplies.jpg|Where [[you|sick fucks]] get CP
Image:Childporn.jpg|Dick Cheney on vacation.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg|[[William Shatner|Canadian Pussy]]
File:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg|[[William Shatner|Canadian Pussy]]
File:CP-Train.jpg|Canadian Pacific Train.
File:CP-Train.jpg|Canadian Pacific Train.
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File:FT-Staccy.jpg|[[BDSM|Corporal Punishment]]
File:FT-Staccy.jpg|[[BDSM|Corporal Punishment]]
File:Tay zonday rain.jpg|[[Tay Zonday|Colored Person]]
File:Tay zonday rain.jpg|[[Tay Zonday|Colored Person]]
File:171-0505100334-216168-71174.jpg‎|Crack Pipe
File:Photo of a person lighting a crack pipe.jpg‎|Crack Pipe
File:Creatine_phosphate.png|Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
File:Creatine_phosphate.png|Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
File:UF 20071208 Cthulhu and Crud Puppy.png|Crud Puppy
File:UF 20071208 Cthulhu and Crud Puppy.png|Crud Puppy
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File:Cuban Pete.jpg|Cuban Pete
File:Cuban Pete.jpg|Cuban Pete
File:Virtua Racing Deluxe 32X.png|Check point!
File:Virtua Racing Deluxe 32X.png|Check point!
</gallery>}}  
File:Cute pangolin.png|Cute pangolins
File:Chemical Plant.gif|[[Sonic|Chemical Plant.]]
</gallery>}}


=== I'M POSTING CP ===
=== I'M POSTING CP ===
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[[Image:Merge.jpg|thumb|Now more versatile.]]
[[Image:Merge.jpg|thumb|Now more versatile.]]


If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded RAR file, post it, then kill yourself before you get the [[Prison|IRL banhammer]]. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a [[Sick fuck|/b/rother]]. Unless you're a [[furry]]. (If it's an April video then you're fine.)
If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded RAR file, post it, then [[an hero|kill yourself]] before you get the [[Prison|IRL banhammer]]. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a [[Sick fuck|/b/rother]]. Unless you're a [[furry]]. (If it's an April video then you're fine.)


{{cg|'''CP?  In my /b/?'''|fcgallery1|center|<gallery>
{{cg|'''CP?  In my /b/?'''|fcgallery1|center|<gallery>
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File:Girlscrewing.jpg|Start up the van!
File:Girlscrewing.jpg|Start up the van!
File:Average child.jpg|pr0n?
File:Average child.jpg|pr0n?
Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]
File:Fuckthem.jpg|Fuck them, fuck them!
File:Fuckthem.jpg|Fuck them, fuck them!
File:Shota away.jpg|Asking for it.
File:Shota away.jpg|Asking for it.
File:Cp lookout ownage.jpg|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
File:Cp lookout ownage.jpg|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
Image:loli statue.jpg|[[doing it wrong|Not CP]]
File:YallNiggasCP.jpg|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
File:YallNiggasCP.jpg|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
File:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
File:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
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== See also ==
== See also ==
* [[12chan]]
* [[12chan]]
* [[AnonTalk]]
* [[AnonTalk]]
* [[AusdudePro]]
* [[Child abuse]]
* [[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
* [[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
* [[Codey Porter]]
* [[Codey Porter]]
* [[Darknet]]
* [[Darknet]]
* [[Einsidler]]
* [[Einsidler]]
* [[Doopie DoOver]] Draws and posts CP on [[tumblr]].
* [[FBI]]
* [[FBI]]
* [[Fukken Saved]]
* [[Fukken Saved]]
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* [[Jared Fogle]]
* [[Jared Fogle]]
* [[João Bernardo]]
* [[João Bernardo]]
* [[KittenBellNSFW]]
* [[Lolicon]]
* [[Lolicon]]
* [[Miller Test]]
* [[Pedobear]]
* [[Pedobear]]
* [[Pedophilia apologia]]
* [[Pedophilia apologia]]
* [[Polygon5]]
* [[R@ygold]]
* [[R@ygold]]
* [[Takedownman]]
* [[Stephen Sample]]
* [[Takedownman|Takedickman]] Tried to convince the [[FBI|Men In Black]] that his searches for CP on the deep web was only being done for academic purposes to educate.  [[Party Van|V&]]
* [[Tor]]
* [[Tor]]
<br>
<center>
{{frame|<center><gallery perrow=3 class="middle"; heights="300px" widths="300px">
File:CP DAY - tweet 1.png|HAPPY
File:CP DAY - tweet 2.png|C.P.
File:CP DAY - tweet 3.png|DAY!
</gallery></center>
|border=pink|background=skyblue}}
</center>
{{clear}}


== External links ==
== External links ==
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* April 18, 2012: [http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/apr/18/counterproductive-catchall-sex-offenders Guardian: The counterproductive catch-all]
* April 18, 2012: [http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/apr/18/counterproductive-catchall-sex-offenders Guardian: The counterproductive catch-all]
* August 7, 2014: [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718803/Pro-incest-campaigner-facing-jail-sick-cartoon-pictures-Bart-Simpson-having-sex-sister-Lisa-mother-Marge.html Britfag wincest campaigner jailed for owning cartoon CP of the Simpsons] ... apparently, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse are below the age of consent, despite having been on TV like, forever.
* August 7, 2014: [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718803/Pro-incest-campaigner-facing-jail-sick-cartoon-pictures-Bart-Simpson-having-sex-sister-Lisa-mother-Marge.html Britfag wincest campaigner jailed for owning cartoon CP of the Simpsons] ... apparently, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse are below the age of consent, despite having been on TV like, forever.
 
* September 4, 2019: [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdtx/pr/laredoan-pleads-guilty-child-pornography-charge A YTPMV maker gets busted for downloading 2000+ files of Child Porn]


{{Chans}}
{{Chans}}

Latest revision as of 18:29, 27 August 2023

This is about pedo material. CP may also refer to: Cartoon Pornography (CarP), Club Penguin, Creepypasta, Wikipedia's policy CHILDPROTECT, Conservapedia, or the Chans Portal.
It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.

Child Pornography (abbreviated to CP or ChiP) is what bears and priests masturbate to as an alternative to raping kids. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on P2P networks is hardcore child porno. The closest thing to softcore, but still "legal" material is child erotica (jailbait or child modelling.)

CP: get it Wednesday


Also known as: Cheese Pizza, Captain Picard, Communist Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, Cthulhu Plush, or Chocolate Pudding.


A lot of people today upload CP to forums/imageboards and then store it with archive.is. But the owner of 8chan and many other sites have been fighting against the web scrapers enabling this in their sites.

Child pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on the Internet. However, it should be noted, having child porn for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries (though not in Japan, probably because Japan is a pedo country): even though it is the primary life source of the cotton pickers of the world.

Scratch that.

The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that you won't have to worry about prison![1]

 
“ 		 
It is illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as drawings, cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene. This statute offers an alternative 2-pronged test for obscenity with a lower threshold than the Miller test. The matter involving minors can be deemed obscene if it (i) depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse and (ii) if the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 years to a maximum of 20 years in prison.
  		„
 

—Section 1466A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased

 
“ 		 
It is illegal for any person to knowingly transport or ship using any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce by any means including by computer or mails, any visual depiction, if the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and such visual depiction is of such conduct. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 to 20 years in prison.
  		„
 

—Section 2252A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased

Mobile CP

   
“ 		 
There's been a trend now for some years of even babies being raped.


 

„
  		 

—Denise Richie from Stop Demand

   
“ 		 
your life is a fail; you is go ta jail; you gots caught with cp; now you will suck peepee


 

„
  		 

—An ancient Chinese proverb

Previous Quote | Next Quote

Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.

Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalized. 57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:

  1. "I need to look at kids getting ******"
  2. "At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
  3. "Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
  4. "I fantasise about my aunt"
  5. "I don't have children"

ZOMG

MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT

Some guy was framed for CP possession by his computer, or so he claims—it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to anyone who practices poor computer hygiene, and in fact will go down in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.

THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?

Because of this image, all other images on eBaumsworld.com contain child pornography

If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the FBI HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that Snacks is back and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).

Sage is only good for covering up hippy stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following classic CPs, or come up with some of your own. Go ahead: feed the trolls till they puke.

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

I'M POSTING CP

Now more versatile.

If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded RAR file, post it, then kill yourself before you get the IRL banhammer. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry. (If it's an April video then you're fine.)

CP? In my /b/? About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Soooo worth it!
    Soooo worth it!
  • Start up the van!
    Start up the van!
  • pr0n?
    pr0n?
  • DO IT TODAY!
    DO IT TODAY!
  • Fuck them, fuck them!
    Fuck them, fuck them!
  • Asking for it.
    Asking for it.
  • OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
    OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
  • Not CP
    Not CP
  • Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
    Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
  • Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
    Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
  • Howto find CP
    Howto find CP
  • This CP is now IWF and FBI approved: fap away
    This CP is now IWF and FBI approved: fap away

See also


  • HAPPY
    HAPPY
  • C.P.
    C.P.
  • DAY!
    DAY!

External links

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