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Shit nobody cares about
Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article or any other articles. Anyone who edits it is a braindead faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly a nobody, so please continue reading.
What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it, retard. (or some J-Rock).
On Wikipedia
Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.
On the rest of the internet
On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.
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OP got pwnt
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The peanut gallery ignores OP completely and goes on to discuss something else entirely, leaving OP with his dick in a glory hole with noone on the other side.
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Frequently, OP will post his whiny, gay problem with an unrelated pic (and the classic troll bait: "pic unrelated" after the preamble) at which point, the subsequent posters in the thread will ignore whatever OP is bitching/bragging about and start discussing the unrelated picture (or something in it).
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Many simply don't like to be reminded of the faggotry that has been swirling around /b/. The fight between moralfags and hatefags has reached the point where even the adolescent sociopaths of 4chan do not want to speak of it.
List of shit nobody cares about
- !
- !!1
- !!GhPn23oeaPn
- !!REMP Owner
- !Mike
- "Bob"
- "Just Google It"
- "Missing White Woman" Syndrome
- "Missing White Woman Syndrome"
- "Prophet" Muhammad
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- "black hole"
- $
- $$$
- $1
- $100 Laptop
- $100 laptop
- $cientologist
- $cientology
- %
- '70s
- '80s
- 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome
- 'Roids
- 'Zag8
- 'cado
- 'tard
- (
- (((
- ((()))
- (((Noam Chomsky)))
- ((( )))
- (())
- (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- (dic)
- (sic)
- (☞゚∀゚)☞
- )
- )))
- *Chans
- *Glass Breaks*
- *Majic*
- *blinks*
- *chan
- *chan Soundtracks
- *chan Soundtracks/Ultimate Soundtr/a/ck
- *chan memes
- *chans
- *drugz*
- *facepaws*
- *headdesk*
- *nix
- -7-
- -:A:-:R:-:T:-
- -ACK!
- ...
- ...for Dummies
- ..sd
- .45
- .NET
- .Net
- .gif
- .glass.
- .hack
- .onion
- .rar
- .se
- /
- /3/
- /B
- /B/
- /B/LOCKADE
- /Int/
- /KJButchermann
- /Kittens
- /a/
- /adv/
- /b
- /b/
- /b/-day
- /b/day
- /b/space Day
- /b/tard
- /b/tards
- /ck/
- /co/
- /diy/
- /fa/
- /fit/
- /g/
- /i/
- /i/nfidels
- /int/
- /jp/
- /k/
- /leftypol/
- /mlp/
- /mu/
- /mu/tards
- /n/
- /new/
- /po/
- /pol/
- /qst/
- /r/lewronggeneration
- /r9k/
- /s/
- /sci/
- /soc/
- /sp/
- /stormfront/
- /tg/
- /toy/
- /tv/
- /v/
- /vp/
- /x/
- /z/
- 0
- 0-day
- 001rich100
- 007
- 0111101101111011011001000110010101100011011001010111000001110100011010010110001001100001011011100111110101111101
- 03bgood
- 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
- 0 apathetic 0
- 0 pedophiles
- 1
- 1-14 Jakarta Attacks
- 1.ooskar.com
- 10
- 10/10 Would Bang
- 10/11
- 10/14/08
- 100
- 1000 Degree Knife
- 1000 Degree Knife VS
- 1000 Degree Knife vs X
- 100 gecs
- 100 years ago
- 100m
- 1010
- 101 Dalmatian Street
- 10:10
- 10 Years, College, Tranny
- 10 Years, Millsaps College, Tranny
- 10 Years, Tranny, College
- 10 Years At Collage Tranny
- 10 Years At College
- 10 Years College Tranny
- 10 Years In College
- 10 Years In College, Tranny
- 10 Years In College Tranny
- 10 Years Millsaps College Tranny
- 10 Years Millsaps Tranny
- 10 Years Tranny College
- 10 bux
- 10fags
- 11
- 11/9
- 111
- 11100011 10000001 10100111 11100011 10000001 10011001
- 12
- 12-year-old
- 12-year-old boy
- 12-year-old boys
- 12-year-old girl
- 12-year-old girls
- 12/14
- 127.0.0.1
- 12 year old
- 12 year old boy
- 12 year old girl
- 12 year old girls
- 12 year olds
- 12 years old
- 12 years old and what is this
- 12chan
- 12chan/Logs
- 12chan/Logs/PreRaidLogs
- 12chan/evil-unveiled
- 13
- 13-year-old
- 13-year-old-boys
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boys
- 13-year-old girl
- 13-year-old girls
- 13-year old boy
- 13-year old boys
- 13-year old girl
- 13/11
- 1337
- 13 year-old boy
- 13 year old
- 13 year old boy
- 13 year old boys
- 13 year old girl
- 13 year old girls
- 13 year old kid
- 13 year olds
- 14
- 14/12
- 14/88
- 14/f/Cali
- 14/f/cali
- 140 IQ
- 1444
- 1488
- 1492
- 14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"
- 14 Words
- 14 words
- 14 year old girl
- 15/3
- 151
- 16
- 16-Year-old girl
- 16-year-old
- 16-year-old-girl
- 16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl
- 16-year-old boy
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girls
- 16-year-old rape victim needs help
- 16-year old girl
- 16-year old girls
- 161
- 16926
- 16 Year Old Girl
- 16 Year Old Girls
- 16 Year old boys
- 16 year-old girl
- 16 year-old girls
- 16 year old
- 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
- 16 year old girl
- 16 year old girls
- 16 year old rape victim needs help
- 17344
- 1772 Society
- 1776
- 18-1
- 180
- 1942
- 1960s
- 1970
- 1970s
- 1980
- 1980s
- 1984
- 1990s
- 1999
- 19 Kids And Counting
- 19 Kids and Counting
- 19 kids and counting
- 1:00
- 1D
- 1Girl99Stomps
- 1Guy1Jar
- 1L1IP
- 1 Guy 1 Jar
- 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick
- 1 for all
- 1 lunatic 1 ice pick
- 1 lunatic 1 icepick
- 1chan
- 1d20
- 1guy1cup
- 1guy1jar
- 1guy1jar Interview
- 1guy1knee
- 1guy1screwdriver
- 1justin
- 1l1ip
- 1man1jar
- 1tabita
- 1up.com
- 2
- 2%
- 2, The Ranting Gryphon
- 2-J
- 2.0
- 2/10
- 2/10 Would Not Bang
- 2000
- 2000 Goatses
- 2000s
- 2001
- 2002
- 2003
- 2004
- 2005
- 2006
- 2007
- 2008
- 2009
- 2010
- 2010 World Cup
- 2010s
- 2011
- 2011 Norway attacks
- 2012
- 2012 (disambiguation)
- 2012 (year)
- 2012 Election
- 2012 Elections
- 2012 GNAA Tumblr Ruin
- 2012 gnaa tumblr ruin
- 2013
- 2013 4chan Almost An Hero
- 2013 4chan Suicide
- 2013 4chan Suicide Attempt
- 2013 Moore Tornado
- 2013 US Government Shutdown
- 2014
- 2015
- 2015 Sousse attacks
- 2016
- 2016 Election
- 2016 Elections
- 2016 Presidential Election
- 2016 Presidential Elections
- 2016 presidential election
- 2017
- 2017 Las Vegas Shooting
- 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing
- 2017 Texas shooting
- 2018
- 2018 Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting
- 2018 Pittsburgh synagogue shooting
- 2019
- 2020
- 2020 Nashville Bombing
- 2020 Presidential Election
- 2020 Presidential Elections
- 2020s
- 2021
- 2022
- 2022 Monkeypox outbreak
- 2022 monkeypox outbreak
- 2023
- 2023 Jacksonville shooting
- 2024
Seriously, nobody gives a singular fucking shit, now do you understand?
Galleries
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Abort, Retry, Fail?
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Barely a flicker!
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Please continue, whatever you're saying is quite fascinating
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LOL ECONOMICS
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Looks like the bay has run dry
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As if anybody gives a shit what women think.
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I can has care? NO. FUCK YOU
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Telling it like it is.
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FILE HERE OK
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And don't you forget it!
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It's a proven scientific fact that not caring improves lives
Videos
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See Also
- Asexual: The sexual orientation of most people who claim not to care about anything...
- Atheist: The religion of said people
- Emo: What they truly are
- Kill Yourself
- Fuck You
- Heather Lind
- You
- GTFO
- An Hero
- Nobody Likes You
External links
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